[812] Exchange duty
The student system in our class is sorted according to the student number, a group of two, and rotates every day, while the student number is sorted according to the number of strokes of the name when you first enter the school.
The fewer strokes the name, the higher the number will be, and vice versa.
Taking our class as an example, Niu Shili's student number is 01, because his name has the fewest strokes, only 8 strokes, and if you want to get ahead of him, I'm afraid only a name like "Ding Yi" can do it.
However, the name of "Ren Xiaoqin" only has a total of 16 paintings, which is less than the 22-painted "Shusha", but Xiaoqin's student number is 45, because she is a transfer student and is the first to enter the class by Zuihou, so she has to be ranked in Zuihou.
Zhuang Ni took a leave of absence, and during Xiaoqin's transfer to the school, the total number of students in the class became 44, which could be divided into 22 groups for duty, which made the class leader with obsessive-compulsive disorder feel inexplicably excited.
But since Zhuang Ni has returned to school, the duty allocation of 45 people has to be reconsidered, and the Zuihou squad leader decided: not to start the rotation from Niu Shili on the 1st, but to have himself and Zhuang Ni serve as the duty students on the first day of school, and then enter the same rotation procedure as before.
In other words, the class leader, who leads by example, intends to let himself be on duty twice in a rotation cycle, which perfectly solves the problem that the total number of people in the class is singular, and also solves the problem that Zhuang Ni can't be on duty with other boys and other girls, and the class leader is not at ease.
The originally well-thought-out arrangement was completely disrupted because his mother was going to stay in Dongshan City for two more days.
I've never seen a squad leader so eager to go home.
Usually, even if she is not on duty, she will deliberately stay for a while to see if the classmates need help, so the time to go home and cook will be made up for later with the speed of the bicycle.
But today is different, in order to go home early and stay with his mother for a while, today's squad leader exchanged duty orders with Xiong Yaoyue early after the end of physical education class.
"Pooh, I know you don't have a good relationship with Zhuang Ni, and Zhuang Ni often sits and doesn't work when she is on duty, but can you do me a favor today? xiexie you've got it. ”
The squad leader folded his hands very rarely, and pleaded with Xiong Yaoyue.
"Leave it to me!"
Xiong Yaoyue patted her chest very boldly, because she was too hot, so she wore a school uniform openly, and inside the school uniform was a very thin white vest, which was very tight, and it also slightly revealed something that seemed to be ru' groove.
Her slap on her chest made the two highly elastic spheres under the white vest vibrate, very dazzling.
"It doesn't matter if Zhuang Ni works or not, I can do it alone, mainly because after she came back to class, it caused me a lot of trouble!"
"What's the problem?" The squad leader was puzzled.
"Name trouble!" Xiong Yaoyue scratched the Band-Aid on her cheek and said, "I finally got a favorite nickname called 'Pooh', but I was called by someone in a row with 'Zhuang Ni', as if we were both 'Ni', making it ......look like two nuns in our class."
"Although I don't hate nuns with strong martial arts like 'one-armed gods', the thought of becoming a monk in a nunnery with Zhuang Ni makes me feel uncomfortable...... It's better to have Zhuang Ni on the occasion, squad leader, you call me another nickname 'Yueyue'! ”
"Is it necessary?" It is difficult for the squad leader to agree with Xiong Yaoyue's practice of changing nicknames back and forth, in fact, the squad leader insists on calling everyone's full name, not calling people nicknames, and rarely calling nicknames.
"Absolutely!" Xiong Yaoyue put her hands on the table and shouted, "When you are connected with Zhuang Ni, the squad leader, you can call me 'Xiao Yueyue'!" So do the others! ”
Cao Gonggong, who was attracted to the vicinity by Xiong Yaoyue's ru' ditch, snickered: "Xiao Yueyue, you are a girl, Zhuang Ni is also a girl, what do you two have to do to 'connect together'?" Why don't I let my master be a middleman and a communicator......"
Before the squad leader and Xiong Yaoyue had time to attack, Gonggong Cao was pulled over by the loudspeaker next to him and beaten.
"Grandpa Cao, you slut! Let you and Liu Badshui in Class 2 organize the school flower election, and put me on it, wanting to make fun of me? Canvass for me! ”
Under the lobster tongs of the loudspeaker, Cao's father-in-law struggled to breathe like pig liver, and said, "I want to canvass for you?" I didn't vote for you...... Don't pinch, I'm going to die......"
On the other side, Xiong Yaoyue continued to say very sincerely: "Squad leader! As long as you are willing to call me 'Xiao Yueyue', I will also call you 'Xiao Banban'!" ”
"Excuse me." The squad leader shook his head, "If you don't call me 'Little Banban', maybe I can call you 'Yueyue' on the occasion of Zhuang Ni's appearance to distinguish - in fact, Pooh and Zhuang Ni will not be confused at all, why do you have to do this?" ”
"Let's separate the two." Zhuang Ni heard the conversation between the two, raised her head in her seat, looked back from the corner of her eye, and said, "My 'Ni' has a woman's side, and 'Pooh''s 'Ni' does not, so she is not even a girl, she is a bear ......"
"Who's the bear?" Xiong Yaoyue said angrily, "Pooh's nickname is high-end and does not contain bears, I got it with great difficulty!" It's all your fault, I can't use it as I like! ”
Zhuang Ni roared back in a low voice: "The word 'Pooh' itself is a bear, okay!" And I can't be on duty with the squad leader, I'm already angry, don't mess with me again! ”
"Who needs you to be on duty! I can do the duty alone! Xiong Yaoyue glared at Zhuang Ni, and then turned her gaze to the squad leader.
"Squad leader, don't worry, I will definitely not be lazy or sloppy today, and I will definitely do a good job on duty alone! Hurry up and go home and play coquettish with your mother! This kind of opportunity is not available several times a year......"
was poked by Xiong Yaoyue, the squad leader lowered his head and blushed, but he did not deny it.
It seems that the boyish side of the squad leader will only be often revealed in front of his parents! How will the squad leader be spoiled to his mother? What a curiosity! Could it be that the mother of the class leader will provide her daughter with a knee pillow service? Or tell a bedtime story to the class leader?
Although Xiong Yaoyue said that one person can do a good job on duty, Zhuang Ni did not leave after school, but found Gong Caicai and asked Gong Caicai to stay with her to draw the blackboard newspaper on the wall at the back of the class.
Zhuang Ni is responsible for painting, and Gong Caicai is responsible for writing art characters, which is a fixed combination formed from the beginning of the year, which really adds a lot of color to the blackboard newspaper of our class, and often gets the first place in the competition.
After a long hiatus, Zhuang Ni, who returned to school, began to draw blackboard newspapers with Gong Caicai again, which is a good thing for the honor of the class, and the class leader has no reason to stop it.
But Zhuang Ni has publicly declared several times that she wants to follow the squad leader and Gong Caicaili, at this time she left Gong Caicai on the drawing board, and the two of them may stay later after Xiong Yaoyue finishes cleaning, which is really worrying.
Under normal circumstances, the squad leader must not hesitate to stay with the supervisor to see if Zhuang Ni will have an overstep to Gong Caicai, but today he is very hesitant, because in that case, he will delay his home with his mother and miss the opportunity to play "Little Sasha" a few times a year.
I saw the squad leader's predicament, and without much complicated consideration, I volunteered: "Why don't I stay and help!" Celery and I can both stay and help! I'll help Pooh clean up, and Xiao Qin will help Gong Cai Cai paint the blackboard or something......"
"Wow!" Xiaoqin said excitedly, "I like to draw blackboard newspapers!" The blackboard newspaper for the third (3rd) class of junior high school, leave it to me to draw! ”
The squad leader thought for a second, knowing that I was thinking about her and hoping that she would come home early and stay with her mother for a while, so he nodded.
"Then, I'll leave the matter here to you, if there's any emergency, call me......"
I don't think that with me, Xiaoqin, and Xiong Yaoyue's supervision, Zhuang Ni would dare to do anything excessive to Gong Caicai - could it be that she could still strip Gong Caicai of her clothes in front of us? In that case, Twenty-Eight Middle School can finally become famous for its "Banbao Gate" and "Lily Gate".
However, before leaving the classroom and going home, the class leader whispered to me: "Don't let Xiaoqin touch our class's board newspaper, even if you come to draw, don't let Xiaoqin draw!" I'm still counting on this month's board report competition, and our class can get a place......"
I nodded sadly, saying that I would be optimistic about Teacher Shuiqin and not let her "vegetable flow" painting skills hurt the eyes of my classmates and teachers.
By 6 p.m., the classroom was completely empty, except for a few students who had stayed.
Originally, students who were promoted to the third year of junior high school should have evening self-study, but because the State Education Commission explicitly prohibited evening self-study, the 28th Middle School planned to postpone it until two weeks after the start of school, probably on September 16, and then opened the evening self-study on September 16, and pretended to send everyone a "self-study agreement for the third night of junior high school", which stated: Evening self-study is purely to meet the "strong requirements of students and parents", and participation is "completely voluntary".
This agreement should be taken home for the parents to sign, and the students themselves and the class teacher will sign at the same time, as if it is quite like a thing, in fact, the wishes of the students have not been considered at all, and anyone who dares to say to the parents "I will not participate" will be regarded as truant and will be beaten by the board.
So for us, there is no one in the classroom at 6 p.m., and it will be difficult to see it in the future.
"I'll treat you to roasted kidneys!"
With the help of Xiaoqin and me, Xiong Yaoyue quickly completed the class duty, and she happily said that she wanted to treat her.
Not only did he invite us, but he also asked Zhuang Ni and Gong Caicai, who were busy in front of the blackboard, "What about the two of you?" Do you like chili peppers and cumin? If you don't like it, I won't let the skewer put it! ”
Although she has a bad relationship with Zhuang Ni, Xiong Yaoyue didn't think about inviting everyone to eat, but she only skipped Zhuang Ni - this kind of cautious thing Xiong Yaoyue wouldn't do.
Zhuang Ni didn't appreciate it, and turned around coldly and said: "Caicai and I won't eat those unhygienic things, I prepared food for two people in the insulated lunch box, although I originally planned to eat with the squad leader, but now I share the same with Caicai." ”
"Cut, don't eat pull down!" Xiong Yaoyue twisted her neck, walked out of the classroom quickly, and within 10 minutes, she bought back 3 skewers of roasted kidneys from the outside, and distributed them to me and Xiaoqin, and the three of them sat on the empty seats in the front row of the classroom, looking at the half-painted board newspaper of Zhuang Ni and Gong Caicai, and commenting while eating.
"It's a little salty." Xiong Yaoyue said after taking a bite.