【813】 Mushroom Guardian

According to the provisions of the "Self-study Agreement on the Third Night of the Junior High School", the evening self-study should be from 6:15 to 8 o'clock in the afternoon, and the time of 5~6 o'clock can be used for dinner.

About 1 hour of meal time, it should be quite abundant, close to home classmates (such as me), even go home, and it is too late to rush back after eating, but it is still a little rushed, like Cao's father-in-law and his family live in the Yulong community behind the school, so it is worth going home before evening self-study.

According to the experience of the previous junior high school students, during this time, most students will choose to eat some snacks to deal with half-fullness, and then wait until the end of self-study at 8 o'clock in the evening, and then go home to eat a hearty dinner prepared by their parents.

Although the evening self-study system has not yet been implemented, Xiaoqin and Xiong Yaoyue and I have already eaten snacks at 6:15 in advance, and Zhuang Ni and Gong Caicai, who are halfway through the blackboard report, sat far away from us and ate the meal for two in the insulated lunch.

The last time I was at the class leader's house, I knew that Zhuang Ni's cooking skills were unexpectedly very good, and she was able to learn about the "potions" in witchcraft.

The boxed lunch that was originally meant to be eaten with the squad leader, but now it is eaten with Gong Caicai, which can be regarded as achieving what you want, and there is no Lang fee.

"Is this a curry mushroom?" Gong Caicai washed her hands well before coming to eat, and she asked in surprise as she picked up a piece of food with her sanitary chopsticks.

"Yes," replied Zhuang Ni, who was also holding chopsticks but didn't have much appetite, "I know Caicai doesn't like meat very much, so most of the vegetarian dishes are prepared." ”

"However, wasn't this lunch originally prepared for the squad leader......

"Ha, Caicai, are you jealous?" Zhuang Ni reached out and pinched Gong Caicai's little face, causing the latter's delicate skin to form a lovely mound of flesh.

"The squad leader eats the same as you, and the reason why I only use a small amount of meat is that I can give it to you if I prepare it!"

Gong Caicai said "oh", and it was easy to accept Zhuang Ni's explanation, this kind of treatment that was put in second place by others, similar to "spare tire", is so easy to accept by Gong Caicai!

"Are the curry mushrooms I made delicious?"

"Hmm...... It's a little spicy, but it's delicious. ”

"What about this oyster mushroom in the sauce? This one is sweet and sour, I'll feed you! ”

Looking like a blind little couple, Gong Caicai couldn't refuse, so she had to eat a piece of Pleurotus eryngi that Zhuang Ni sandwiched.

“hahahahahaha! hahahahahaha! Xiong Yaoyue, who had finished eating the roasted kidneys in a few bites, suddenly slapped the table and got up.

"Zhuang Ni claims to hate men the most, but the dishes she cooks are all mushrooms! How do you like mushrooms and hate men!? ”

Damn, Xiong Yaoyue, you're a little yellow! It would be fine if all the girls were there, but it's clear that I'm a boy! You really think of me as a best friend!?

Xiaoqin whispered beside her: "I also like Ye Lin's mushrooms, whether it's a small puff-out mushroom or a nuclear bomb mushroom, I like it!" ”

Hey, you two hurry up and form a yellow joke duo and go talk about cross talk! The female junior high school student group specializing in yellow jokes may be able to change the status quo that there are no female celebrities in the cross talk world, and then Guo Degang can't help but criticize you for being vulgar!

As soon as Xiong Yaoyue connected the mushroom with the man, Gong Caicai choked, coughing so much that her chest was shaking, Zhuang Ni looked at Xiong Yaoyue with a resentful face, and patted Gong Caicai on the back at the same time.

"I like to use mushrooms as an ingredient, simply because mushrooms don't need sunlight to grow."

Zhuang Ni said coldly.

"And there are a lot of recipes in witchcraft that use mushrooms, especially poisonous mushrooms—would you like to try them?"

Xiong Yaoyue's shoulders raised fearfully, and she fought a cold war.

Juanny continued: "No matter how you associate mushrooms with male organs, it won't affect me, you know, the first step in cooking with mushrooms is to cut the mushrooms......"

This time it's my turn to fight the cold war.

"Don't hurt Ye Lin!" Xiao Qin stretched out her arms in front of me and made a protective appearance, "Ye Lin's mushrooms, I will protect them!" ”

I don't need you to protect such a nasty thing, okay! It's a shame just to think so, and to say it seriously! Do you think you're a magical girl from some cartoon? Even if it's a magical girl, you should protect Shijie, protect your dreams, and protect your companions! What kind of magical girl is the mushroom that guards the male classmate! Is it a magical girl in the H anime!

"By the way, Caicai, are the mushrooms made by Zhuang Ni delicious?"

After Xiong Yaoyue had nothing to eat in her mouth, she especially liked to think about other people's food, she seemed to forget that she had just mocked Zhuang Ni, and immediately stared at the lunch box of the two with a cheeky face.

Because Zhuang Ni has always lost her appetite and can survive by relying only on water and air, the lunch box for two people is basically only eaten by Gong Caicai, and the amount of Gong Caicai's rice is also very small, resulting in half of the box lunch not touched.

"It's delicious, would you like to try it?" As soon as Gong Caicai finished saying this, she shivered, for fear that Zhuang Ni would be angry with herself because she invited Xiong Yaoyue to try it without authorization.

Zhuang Ni glanced at Xiong Yaoyue with disdain: "There may be a little colorful saliva in the lunch, don't you mind?" ”

"I don't mind!" Xiong Yaoyue replied, "As long as the food is delicious, it doesn't matter if you have been bitten by others!" By the way, does Zhuang Ni really know how to cook? Don't lie to me! ”

"Hmph, I mind." Zhuang Ni squinted her eyes and said to Xiong Yaoyue, "Caicai's saliva is still useful to me, how can I give it to you?" Saliva is an important material for witchcraft......"

Gong Caicai was so frightened that she dropped a pair of chopsticks on the ground.

"Juanny, what are you going to do! Is collecting my saliva to use witchcraft on me? Don't turn me into something weird! Especially don't turn me into a toad......"

"No," Zhuang Ni comforted as she stroked the curls on the top of Gong Caicai's head, "Caicai is so cute, how can I be willing to turn you into a toad?" If you want to change, you will become a white rabbit, and then you will be fed carrots all day long......"

"Hahahaha - Carrot!"

Xiong Yaoyue, who had a low laughing point, laughed again, she had been messing with the boys for too long, as long as she heard things like "mushrooms", "cucumbers", "eggplants", "carrots", she would immediately lean on meat jokes, and she could make other boys blush.

Zhuang Ni glared at Xiong Yaoyue, and then continued to say to Gong Caicai: "After I get your saliva, at most, I will use a little 'aiqing witchcraft' to enhance the relationship between the two of us, you don't have to worry." ”

Gong Caicai picked up the chopsticks on the ground at this time and said to Zhuang Nidaoqian: "I'm sorry, I dropped your chopsticks on the ground, I'll go to the water room to rinse them immediately!" ”

"It's okay, you can use my chopsticks first, and then wait until you're full."

"I—I'm full!" Gong Caicai said in horror, "I was full just now!" xiexie hospitality! The dishes made by Zhuang Ni are delicious! Please don't use witchcraft on me......"

"It's just a little spell to make the relationship between the two of us more hode...... "Zhuang Ni sighed pretendedly, "Caicai, you hate me?" Don't want my relationship to get better? ”

"No, there is no such thing!" Gong Caicai, who was afraid of hurting others, hurriedly denied it, "Although Zhuang Ni is a little weird, but in the first year of junior high school, thanks to Zhuang Ni and the class president, I was not bullied by many people in turn like in elementary school!" Zhuang Ni is still very good to me! ”

"Although、Although sometimes you lie to me......" Gong Caicai added weakly.

A subtle smile appeared on the corner of Zhuang Ni's mouth, and then put away the remaining half of the boxed lunch, it seemed that she really wanted to go home and perform some unreliable aiqing witchcraft.

"Cut, forget it if you don't eat it, who is rare!" Xiong Yaoyue leaned back in the chair and said insincerely.

"Don't throw in the towel!" Xiaoqin encouraged her best friend, "I have snacks and dried fish in my school bag!" I'll take it out and share it for everyone! ”

Soon, a pack of 16 grams of dried fish snacks was distributed to me and Xiong Yaoyue, and Xiaoqin also took a few packets of dried small fish and said to Zhuang Ni and Gong Caicaixian:

"As long as you promise not to hurt Ye Lin's mushrooms, I'll give you the dried fish too!"

"I—I'm going to be a vegetarian lately," Gong Caicai bowed her head, "and I've never thought about hurting anyone......"

Zhuang Ni glanced at Xiaoqin coldly, "I have no appetite, you can keep the dried fish for yourself." ”

Xiaoqin pouted and walked back, and gave a few small dried fish in her hand to Xiong Yaoyue - Xiong Yaoyue ate quickly, and after eating, she had to take her fingers of the dried fish to recall the salty taste.

I don't like fish, I only ate one dried fish, so I returned the rest to Xiaoqin and let her and Xiong Yaoyue divide it.

After "full of wine and food", Xiong Yaoyue had no intention of going home after finishing her duty, she was going to leave with me and Xiaoqin, after reading the board newspaper painted by Zhuang Ni and Gong Caicai.

Gong Caicai, as a commissioner for writing fine arts, once proposed two blackboard newspaper title designs, one is "Come on!" I can do it! One is "a new semester and a new beginning", but they were all vetoed by Zhuang Ni.

Zhuang Ni believes that these two titles have no personality, not to mention, but also have a sunny xiangshang energy, which does not conform to her dark aesthetic.

In particular, Gong Caicai also proposed that in "Come on! I can do it! Below, two Q versions of boys and girls are drawn, which was naturally rejected by Zhuang Ni.

"It's okay to draw two girls, but I will never paint a man's dirty thing!"

"(*^__^*) hee-hee......" Xiaoqin laughed behind her, "It seems that Zhuang Ni's painting skills are not impeccable!" She can't even draw men! I've seen a lot of men in my comics! ”

No, it's not so much a man as a bearded eggplant, and a double-chin potato, right? When showing women, they often let the vegetables wear a flower......

The style of the blackboard newspaper, zuihou is determined by Zhuang Ni as: cold and lonely starry sky.

The blue-black universe, with the Milky Way and stars scattered among it, and distorted star clusters and eerie black holes can be seen from time to time, which can't help but remind people of the cold universe described by Liu Cixin in "The Three-Body Problem", which pursues the law of the dark forest.

The effect that ordinary people can achieve with watercolor, Zhuang Ni was stunned to achieve it with chalk, and the completion speed is very fast, and the whole board is exuding cold tones and dark beauty.

There is not a single Chinese word on the page, but at the top, Gong Caicai wrote a string of handwritten English, which translates to "New semester, there is still hope".

This is already the result of a compromise considering Gong Caicai's opinion, but it still seems to be full of emptiness and despair.

Is it so hard to write "New Semester, New Hope"? weishenme makes the viewer feel that this is a self-deceptive lie similar to "human beings will not be wiped out by the Trisolarans"!