As soon as the bald Uncle Zhang jumped out, the peaceful atmosphere of the flower field under the moon was all destroyed by him.

Not to mention that his skull is extremely bright, and the reflected power is comparable to that of a large 45W light bulb.

A light bulb in every sense of the word.

"Don't go! Lose my flower field! Uncle Zhang roared, "I'm not an ordinary person!" Who doesn't know that I am a famous flower farmer, and I am called 'Zhang Laohua' from far and near! ”

Although it was wrong for us to trample on other people's flower fields, Uncle Zhang's attitude was so bad, I was not very happy, and I didn't get up from the ground immediately, just supported my body with my elbows, and looked at Uncle Zhang silently and scolded.

Xiaoqin immediately got up and bowed to Uncle Zhang.

"That, old man, may I ask if there is a kind of wild fruit on this mountain that will spring when eaten?"

So you want to ask this kind of question! Uncle Zhang originally misunderstood that the two of us were fighting in the field, and if you ask him if there is a wild fruit that can help him, even if there is, he won't tell us!

Sure enough, Uncle Zhang was stunned for a moment, thinking that he had heard it wrong, and then began to wave his flashlight again, shouting, "Don't talk nonsense!" Lose my flower field! If you step on a flower, you will lose 50 yuan! ”

I'll it! You're not Zhang Laohua, you're Zhang Laohei! In the flower shop in the city center, there is also a rare flower that sells for 50 yuan!

Without saying a word, I jumped up from the ground, took Xiaoqin's hand and started running.

"Ye Lin, I haven't asked ...... yet"

Ignoring Xiaoqin's objections, I dragged her away from the flower field with a smoke, and inevitably trampled on a lot of flowers.

"Come back! You little bunnies! Bastard thing! Plagued brutes! Don't you see me......

Uncle Zhang jumped behind and scolded, but his voice gradually became smaller, and Zuihou couldn't hear it.

As the moon grew brighter, I took Celery's hand and followed the trail of trampling on the grass when we came, and found the small waterfall where Pooh was.

The reason why I went back to Pooh was because I was worried that she would drown herself, and secondly, I wanted to make sure that the aphrodisiac on her body was completely unraveled.

Otherwise, if Pooh begs for a relapse every day, he begs for the land, and only rubs the tree like a wild panda in estrus, which is also a tragedy that he can't bear to look at.

Xiao Qin knew that I was going back to find Pooh, and she was not very happy, but she did not object and followed me.

After approaching the waterfall, the sound of "whooshing" water rang in my ears.

As the sun sets, the moonlight replaces the sun, and the waterhole is a cold scene, as if representing the lust that has been extinguished.

Pooh is meditating under a waterfall.

Like a practicing monk, close your eyes and concentrate on your hands, and make a Buddhist gesture similar to "OK".

While letting the waterfall wash away, he still muttered in his mouth: "Exorcise distracting thoughts, exorcise distracting thoughts, expel distracting thoughts...... Let's play with the eggs! ”

You've watched too much of "Hiyori Manga"! Your ability to spoil the atmosphere has a fight with Uncle Zhang!

And you jumped into the waterhole and then sat under the waterfall and washed, and your clothes were soaked! Your little sports vest is clinging to your body, and you're bumpy! You don't know yourself that you're not wearing a bra!

Hearing our footsteps, Pooh opened his eyes and looked apologetically at Celery behind me.

"Xiaoqin, I'm sorry......"

Xiaoqin ignored her.

"I didn't mean to ......"

Xiao Qin twisted her face away.

"Ye Lin probably told you, I ate the wrong thing to ......"

Xiao Qin almost twisted her face to Nantianmen.

Pooh gritted his teeth, "To punish myself, I'm going to run 10 laps around Cuisong Mountain!" No, 100 laps! ”

"10,000,000 laps won't work!" Xiaoqin finally responded, "Unless you can prove that the reason why you have spring is all because you ate the wrong thing!" ”

"Ah, that's easy," said Pooh, turning his worries into joy, "I'll pick some more berries and eat one or two hundred of them, and see if I have a seizure in the evening......"

"Hmph, okay!" Xiaoqin clasped her hands in front of her chest and replied like a queen, "Anyway, I will be assigned to a room with you, if you don't have a seizure at night......"

Hey, hey! Pooh has a seizure at night, so it's a problem! She only ate a bunch of purple berries, and she was already watching the same-sex naked body in the bathhouse, if she ate one or two hundred and had another seizure, Xiaoqin, you yourself are in danger! You two girls are going to take each other's original experience objects!

Moreover, Pooh eats a lot of things to have that effect, I don't think the purple berries themselves have an aphrodisiac effect, otherwise Uncle Zhang can completely stop planting flowers and sell purple berries in the city.

After telling Xiaoqin my opinion, Xiaoqin pouted and did not speak, and Pooh patted his chest very boldly under the waterfall:

"What's so hard about that? Tomorrow I will follow today's recipe and eat everything again! But after I am in heat, you have to hold me down! ”

I don't think it's a good idea if Pooh gets into heat tomorrow in front of the whole class and the shame is too great.

And no one can guarantee that tomorrow whether there will be that effect or not, Pooh's immune system is so strong that it is entirely possible that she will be immune to the effects of this mixed aphrodisiac from now on.

I also said this opinion, Xiaoqin said that she had to verify the aphrodisiac effect of purple berries anyway, otherwise she would break off her friendship with Pooh.

"Don't!" Pooh patted his thigh in pain, "My best friends from elementary school have always been in touch with me now, good friends are a lifelong thing, I will be sad if you break up with me!" ”

Well, I'll admit that I've been thinking a lot in my head: what position is a breakup.

"If Pooh is immune, then I'll shiyan myself!" Xiaoqin insisted, "Anyway, I'm having spring, classmate Ye Lin will save me!" ”

In other words, if Xiaoqin is hit by aphrodisiac, will she tear off her disguise, fire on me, knock me down with yin and yang, and then rape me!

"You don't have that much stomach capacity and can't eat that much......"

"Then mash it with a mallet! Turn it into juice and drink it! ”

How do you think that Xiaoqin is making efforts to extract the active ingredients from the original ecology and then commercialize the aphrodisiac?

And he also tried the medicine by himself, which is comparable to Shennong, he is really dedicated!

"That's fine," Winnie agreed, "Anyway, if you are in heat, you can let Ye Lin help you solve it, unlike my ...... who is not in decline."

Don't say it's like Xiaoqin and I have done it many times!

"By the way," I suddenly remembered one thing, "Pooh not only ate barbecue and berries today, but also drank beer!" If you're going to do an experiment tomorrow, don't forget to buy a can of beer to mix in! ”

Xiaoqin has a cold war, and she even dares to try aphrodisiacs, and she seems to have a great psychological shadow on drinking.

"No...... I can't drink, Shiyan can't do it......"

Said dejectedly.

Strange, I don't drink well, but not to the point where I can't get a drop of wine? Xiaoqin has a genetics, Aunt Ren, and the amount of alcohol is not worse than mine, right?

Could it be that when you get drunk, you do something ridiculous? Like when I get drunk and get old, good people?

What happens to celery when she gets drunk? What a curiosity!

"Xiaoqin, can't you drink?" Probably thinking that the cobblestone under him was grinding his ass, Pooh changed his position, "Then I'll come shiyan!" For the sake of our friendship, I have to get myself into heat......"

Although the goal is noble, the result seems to be very dirty!

"That's it!" Qin clenched her fists and said, "Since Pooh may be immune, I can't drink......

"Then I'll have to take a portion of all the ingredients and mash them, mix them with purple berries and beer, and zuihou mix them in lemon juice......"

"Tomorrow at noon, it will be distributed to all students to drink!! Somebody will react!! ”

O Nima! This idea is super cheating! It's good that it doesn't work, but if it does, the mountaintop barbecue meeting in the second (3rd) class of junior high school will probably turn into another terrible meeting!

"Isn't that okay?" Pooh, who washed himself under the waterfall, finally had a little sense.

"Xiaoqin, it's not that I excuse myself, that taste is really unbearable...... Don't say that I want to push Ye Lin backwards, I want to push you in the bathhouse! ”

"So what!" Xiaoqin is still angry.

"I mean, if you're in heat and Ye Lin can help, what about others? For example, if the squad leader is in heat......"

Wow, don't let me imagine that! Although the squad leader really took aphrodisiac and wouldn't tear my clothes like Pooh, she sat across from me, panting for breath with a red face, trying her best to endure and suppress her appearance, I can't stand it when I think about it!

"I don't care!" Xiaoqin said sharply, "If you don't let me shiyan, you just have a weak heart!" I'll never be friends with you again! ”

"But......" Pooh was puzzled, "if we hurt the class presidents...... What kind of face do we have to be friends with them? ”

"They weren't my friends in the first place!" After this sentence came out, Xiao Qin hesitated for a moment, and then said, "Anyway, they are not as important as Ye Lin and you!" ”

Although this sentence would be very hurtful if it was heard by the squad leader and the loudspeaker, Xiaoqin also said on the side that Pooh is currently her best friend.

Pooh was moved, but still disapproved of Celery's large-scale aphrodisiac.

"That's it," I thought I had come up with a good idea, "I'll drink it tomorrow when Xiaoqin has made the 'aphrodisiac mixture'!" If it works for me, doesn't it prove that Pooh can't help himself? ”

In fact, I think that what Xiaoqin makes may not really work, the chemical reaction is very complicated, not 1+1 must be equal to 2, and the order must be considered in the middle.

After I drank the "aphrodisiac mixture", I had a YY in my brain, pretended to be in heat, and then went to the toilet to to solve it, wouldn't it be possible to get Xiaoqin and Pooh back together? Jerking off is so meaningful, but it's unprecedented!

Take 10,000 steps back, even if Xiaoqin's things are really effective, I can still go to the toilet to solve it, so that I don't have to have a "chivalrous girl" to sleep with me like the usual scenes in martial arts movies.

"That's, that's fine!" Xiaoqin said, "But after Ye Lin drank that thing, he couldn't leave my side all day!" Even if it's spring, you have to take me ......"

"Ahh Pooh, who had been rushing under the waterfall for half an hour, finally sneezed.

I beckoned her back to the hostel with me, so as not to worry about the squad leader, who counted the number of people every hour, and Pooh wiped his finger under his nose and soaked in the pool of water, and then got up and walked with me and Xiaoqin.

Xiaoqin didn't take the initiative to talk to Pooh all the way, and she had to wait for the effect of the aphrodisiac to be verified before she was willing to stop the cold war with her.