【631】 Big bald head (plus more)
Maybe it was because Xiaoqin changed into a dress and put on a pair of sandals after taking a shower, and her running speed slowed down, and I finally caught up with her from behind.
"I don't listen! I don't listen! I don't listen!! Xiaoqin covered her ears like the heroine in an idol drama and refused to accept my explanation.
In the gradually thick night, I firmly grasped Xiaoqin's arm and did not let her go.
"Ye Lin's mind is full of copulation!" Xiaoqin's tears still flowed, "Mom doesn't allow me to do that, why don't you go find someone else!" You can't stand it anymore, you can tell me! I'll promise you anything! ”
"It's not that I can't stand it, it's that Pooh can't stand it!" My airway.
"Huh?" Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment, "Is there also a woman who is full of thoughts about mating?" ”
Pooh was wronged by what you said! However, in the 21st century, everyone has the right to pursue happiness, Xiaoqin, you don't need to be so conservative, you think that women can only be passive parties, right?
"But...... Although I hope that Ye Lin will hug me tightly, and I will agree to other requests, but just by hugging me, I am already very satisfied! ”
I handed over a handkerchief and asked the crying Xiaoqin to wipe her face, and she seemed to suddenly be less angry with me, and took it gratefully.
"Those in H comics are all fictionalized by undisciplined authors, right?" Xiaoqin asked in a tentative tone, "Women's desires in that regard are naturally much weaker than men's, aren't they?" ”
"Not necessarily, right?" I frowned, "Isn't that rogue female school doctor you call her 'Sister Yingran' every day a living slut?" ”
Xiaoqin covered her mouth with an "ah", as if she realized something important.
"It turned out that it was my ...... who was abnormal"
"Huh?"
"I wasn't really a girl......
"What the hell are you talking about?" I grabbed Qin's shoulders, her delicate shoulders trembling in the moonlight.
In the moonlight, Xiaoqin raised her face to me, and I noticed that we had run to the middle of a large field of flowers at some point, and no matter what color the flowers were on weekdays, they looked cold and lonely in the moonlight.
"Although in order to make Ye Lin like me, I learned a lot of things that my mother would kill me if she knew...... However, that should only be the price you have to pay to keep the person you like, right? Am I wrong? Normal girls, doing these things, should the body have pleasure? ”
I don't know how to answer Celery's question.
Although Xiaoqin is a genius in martial arts and was very tall when she was a child, in terms of sex, her maturity is relatively late, and she only came to menarche at the age of 14, which is quite late among female classmates.
The secondary sexual characteristics are also not developed obviously, unlike boys who learn to masturbate from various ways, Xiaoqin should not have experienced the feeling of "brain numbness", the professional term, called "sexual awakening".
As for how Pooh was sexually aroused, I didn't ask, maybe it was in the shower, maybe it was when I was forced to vibrate by my "Yellow Wind Monster" phone in class.
But that doesn't mean Pooh isn't pure, according to Dad's research published on the HHH Club's forum, a significant percentage of women, whether married or unmarried, have their first orgasm coming from taking a shower.
Should I suggest that Xiaoqin take more showers! She is so afraid of the cold, and there is a bathtub at home, so she has less shower!
But what's the benefit of letting my righteous sister "sexually awaken"! Now she's about to turn herself into an idiot just to please me, and wouldn't it bother me even more if she were to reach the same level of awakening as Pooh?
Seeing that I hesitated not to answer, Xiaoqin was even more worried.
"I'm still sick, right? In addition to psychological gender recognition disorders, there are also physical diseases, right? ”
"You're not sick!" I was embarrassed to say to her, "The intensity of carnal desires varies from person to person!" It's like someone eats a lot and someone eats less! ”
Celery suddenly became unsteady on her feet, staggered back two steps, and several lilies were crushed by her sandals.
"Sister Yingran also told me so! I was a little worried and went online to look it up, and someone told me that this symptom was frigidity! ”
Xiaoqin covered her face, sat down among the flowers, and cried again.
"Woo woo~~~~ Although I pretend to be very H, I am actually cold, how can I be worthy of Shijie's first perverted Ye Lin classmate......"
Who is Shijie's first pervert! Since you don't like H from the bottom of your heart, don't pretend to be so H! It's all the fault of the first time you saw the book "The Color of the Master"!
And don't trust the irresponsible answers to the questions on the Internet! There are so many quacks in regular hospitals, let alone online?
But I can't teach Xiaoqin to let her take the shower head and take a shower head to her sensitive area for a while, if she feels comfortable......
This is the rhythm of teaching childhood sweethearts to learn to masturbate! I can't say it, I can't say it anyway!
If Xiaoqin was taught this kind of thing by me, and then Aunt Ren found out that she was not doing things secretly, it would be a capital crime! Broken bones flying kicks!
So I spinelessly chose to escape in this regard, and in order to change the topic, I said to Xiaoqin:
"Pooh can't be blamed for today's incident, she ......"
Xiao Qin immediately stopped crying, and from her tearful eyes, a sharp edge like an ice pick flashed.
Pooh ...... It's a big badass! Big liar! Super H girls! Seduce Ye Lin! Boobs as big as the squad leader! I never want to see her again!! ”
"Let's just admit that she seduced me," I shrugged, "but she did it for a reason, because she ate indiscriminately, and the purple berries on the mountain reacted with other diets, producing results similar to those of an aphrodisiac......"
"Huh?" When Qin heard me say this, she seemed to be a little happy for a moment, and I think she still values her friendship with Pooh.
But immediately his face darkened again, "I don't believe it! How can it be so coincidental! Once at Ye Lin's house, I took a cola mixed with MSG for Ye Lin to drink, and Ye Lin didn't push me down! ”
Have you tried the popular aphrodisiac formula? No wonder one time I felt that Coke tasted weird, and I complained to the supermarket, saying that they sell spoiled products! Hurry up to me daoqian! Hurry up to the innocent clerk who complained about it!
"But you have to see how much Pooh has eaten today! It's close to a hundred! ”
"I also ate a lot of things today, there are 3 or 40 kinds!" Xiaoqin was not convinced.
What is there to compare with! You two are girls! If you don't get fat, you will be hacked to death by jealous female compatriots!
"But you didn't eat that purple berry!"
"Then I'll look for it now! Eat now! Xiaoqin pouted, "If I don't get spring after eating, Pooh is a liar!" ”
Do you think that the effect of "aphrodisiac" is to make people "spring"? It doesn't seem to be wrong, but I always feel that Xiaoqin is a bit disobedient when she says this.
I stopped her from running halfway up the hill in the dark.
"It's useless for you to eat it, not to mention that the fruit is very bad, even if you eat it, what can you prove? Pooh eats more than you do, and we can't figure out which ones have a chemical reaction! ”
"Then tomorrow at noon, on the top of the mountain, I will eat all the things that Pooh has eaten again!" Xiaoqin stomped her foot angrily, and a few more innocent flowers were killed.
I raised an eyebrow on one side, "Are you sure you have a stomach the size of hers?" ”
Xiaoqin stopped talking, if it weren't for the seafood, Xiaoqin would basically be a scumbag in terms of food.
"Anyway...... If you don't prove that she really got an aphrodisiac, you want me to forgive her! Xiaoqin shouted angrily, "Until then, I will have a cold war, a hot war, and a nuclear war with her!" ”
Although Xiaoqin's request was difficult to meet, I was also secretly glad that she focused her attention on this, and did not think further: even if Pooh was in aphrodisiac, what if she didn't go to someone else, but to me?
If Xiaoqin is entangled, it is not a sentence that "makes her brother cool" can satisfy her.
"Ah, I'm so tired." Xiao Qin, who finally stopped crying, let herself fall backwards in the flowers, many branches and leaves and petals were destroyed, but it also looked beautiful.
"I'm finally the only one again......
Closing his eyes, he muttered with a lonely look in the moonlight.
Unlike the bear children in the miscellaneous courtyard, and the little sister of Chizuru Girls' School, Pooh is the first friend that Xiaoqin makes as a girl and treats each other as equals.
And Pooh has such a characteristic that allows others to take off their disguises in front of her, and she doesn't worry about saying the wrong thing and doing the wrong thing to upset her, anyway, she has a bad memory and forgets it in two days.
I think that although Xiaoqin doesn't admit it verbally, she still suffers a lot from losing Pooh, her only friend.
Qin opened one eye and peeked at me.
"Classmate Ye Lin, will you lie down on the flowers with me for a while?"
I saw that Xiaoqin rarely didn't show a (although she was lying on the flower), so I generously lay down side by side with her. Anyway, it's a righteous sister, it doesn't matter.
Holding my head and looking at the crescent moon in the sky, I was speechless for a moment, and my thoughts drifted to the far reaches of space.
"That ......" Qin said in my ear as she closed her eyes again, "even though I'm frigid......"
Don't mention it, okay! Let me take a good look at the moon!
Xiaoqin continued to talk to herself.
"Although I am frigid, but Ye Lin, who has a strong desire, if you want to do anything to me, you don't have to be polite, hehe."
"Hehe" your sister! You're my sister! You're obviously broken right now because you've been betrayed by your most (and only) friend!
Even if I only think about your identity as a girlfriend, I won't ignore my girlfriend's feelings when she is sad, she is sad for her, I do mine, and I take her first time like this without humanity!
And the lust that was just aroused by Pooh's hook has finally subsided, and I don't want to load it twice!
Just when the two of us were lying together purely, each with our own thoughts, suddenly a big bald head jumped out of the path next to the flowers!
"Bastard King Eight Lambs! My flower field has been ruined again! I hate you dogs and men the most! ”
The bald old farmer with a flashlight, blowing his beard and glaring, shone the pillar of light at a sign not far behind us, which read in very familiar red letters: "Jungler cannons are prohibited here." (The wild word is a little less) - it turns out that you are Uncle Zhang!