Chapter 451: Mushrooms Are Everywhere
(At the request of many readers in the previous chapter and the friends in Junyang, the proportional formula in the previous chapter is hereby published as follows:
40g star anise, 30g cinnamon, 6g angelica, 15g licorice, 10g white cardamom, 30g cumin, 25g peppercorn. 5g of cloves, 15g of grass fruits, 10g of sand kernels, 5g of angelica, these things can be beaten into fine powder. Places that sell big ingredients can basically be powdered, just add a dollar.
Then mix 3g with powder, 3g of salt, 150g of oil, 30g of light soy sauce, 60g of dark soy sauce, 100g of hoisin sauce, 2g of monosodium glutamate chicken essence, 15g of cooking wine, 20g of sugar, and 10g of chicken juice, which is the secret sauce recipe of yellow braised chicken.
When eating, mix the soaked chicken thighs with about 15g of sauce, add ginger slices and water and throw them into the pressure cooker for 10-15 minutes, and add green and red peppers out of the pot.
The delicious taste comes from the complex process, and the home-style yellow braised chicken has no comparison with this and is crushed.
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..................... I'm the drooling dividing line...........................
"Poof...... Woooooooo
Laughing! Kubaji laughing!
Seeing the exact same slogan on the line, Kubaji, who had a relatively low laughing point, snorted out laughing, and the flowers and branches of laughter trembled! As for the second half of the 'woo', it was the phantom spearman who rushed forward with an arrow and covered the mouth of this brainless companion, and she let out a muffled scream.
Ku Baji also immediately realized that there was something wrong with her behavior, and she hurriedly tried her best to control her facial muscles, and at the same time tried to pretend to be the most pitiful expression, and looked at Ling Mo cautiously, for fear that her laughter would bring something bad to her.
Of course, on the surface, Kubaji is full of a look of 'I was wrong, I don't dare anymore', but in fact, in her heart, she is still constantly justifying and excusing her actions:
I can't help it!
Don't blame me!
It's all because of the style of those slogans, it's so funny!
From left to right, the font of each slogan is different, from bold imitation Song to Chinese line, from right-leaning young circle to Microsoft Yahei, Kubaji glanced at a cursory glance, and found that these slogans include almost all the common glyphs of the magic network terminal, and even the Chinese amber is an artistic word!
What's even funnier is that at the beginning of each slogan, there is a stick figure of Ling Mo with a ferocious expression, riding on a three-headed dog of hell that is also extremely vicious, and a big red cross is punched on the top of the painting, indicating that the vicious dog is dangerous;
This glorious and majestic image forms a strong contrast with Ling Mo and the dog, and the creatures who don't know the truth will definitely think that Dr. Tyrant is a decent person at a glance, while Ling Mo and the three-headed dog of hell are embarrassed and colluded (hangxie), and the evil intention to persecute Dr. Tyrant is about to come out!
Even if you don't know a single big character, you can understand the meaning of the expression just by looking at these two paintings, and I have to say that Dr. Tyrant's artistic cells are still very high. In addition to being funny, Kubaji also had a deep feeling of pain:
Dr. Tyrant, what's the point of doing this?
It's not so much a warning as it is a provocation in a certain sense, right? Or is it a provocation with a strong insult! If Ling Mo might have only gone to him to take the Dragon Ball, then now, there is a great possibility that he will take his life! What is this Tyrant Dr. thinking about making such a big battle in the whole city, but not benefiting himself at all?
Not mentioning the imagination in Kubaji's mind, Ling Mo, who raised his head and carefully looked at the slogan for a long time, finally spoke, he pointed to his stick figure portrait in mid-air, and said hesitantly:
"This ...... Doesn't it look like me? Am I so ugly? Why does he hack me so much?"
I'm rubbing, Lord Watcher, you've been watching it for so long, are you struggling with this?!
Kubaji, who was poked in laughter again, began to shake her shoulders again, but she didn't laugh again. However, the phantom spearman who wanted to remedy something on the side hurriedly opened his mouth and said:
"Lord Watcher, the reason why Dr. Tyrant painted you in such a majestic image is because his heart is filled with awe and fear of you!
The thought that you were about to come to him in person and take the Dragon Balls from him made him panic! Your appearance has been demonized in his spirit! This demon-like distorted product is exactly the manifestation of Dr. Tyrant's panic and the absence of the six gods!
Congratulations to the Watchman, congratulations to the Watchman! This journey must be effortless, and the harvest will be full!"
Ling Mo, who listened to it, opened his mouth wide, and after a while, he pointed at the phantom spearman, and said to Zero: "Yo, I found out for the first time, it turns out that your sect still has such high-end talents?"
What is left in my sect now!!
After shouting in his heart, Zero, who felt deeply embarrassed, turned his head and looked at the Phantom Spearman with an expressionless face, and said with a smile:
"Go on, Dad loved it. ”
Apparently sensing the displeasure of his own holy maiden, the phantom spearman quickly closed his mouth. When Zero was about to teach him a few words, Ling Mo spoke in advance:
"Good performance, you can go, Kubaji stays. ”
"Huh?"
Ku Baji let out a short exclamation, and was swept away by Ling Mo's knife-like eyes, and was immediately silent, and shrunk her head into her neck, not daring to make any more noise.
The Phantom Spearman's performance was also very remarkable, after Ling Mo said, 'You can go', he didn't ask anything, let alone speak for Kubaji, and he didn't even have the interest to look at Kubaji more, so he directly started the Divine Transformation and Phantom Charge, running towards the distance as if fleeing.
Real, too real.
Looking at Kubaji who was trembling in place, Pikachu couldn't help but say to Zero:
"Pickup, pickup!"
Abandoned by her comrades-in-arms like this, this human female is so pitiful! Master, isn't there any warmth within your sect? How do I feel, it's colder than our Warcraft?
I didn't expect to be questioned by Pikachu about this, an embarrassed expression appeared on Zero's face, but Kubaji looked as usual, and said indifferently:
"That's normal, isn't it? In the face of a being like the Watcher, we can't resist at all, of course, we can go one by one. Do you think that when acting in a movie, the hero and heroine will have to linger and sympathize with you and me? If it were me, he would only be more resolute than him!"
This completely correct reason made Pikachu speechless, and he could only give Kubaji a thumbs up and praise the other party for his excellent mentality. Kubaji laughed proudly, closed her eyes and went to the ground, trembling as she shouted:
"Come on, kill or chop the steamed, braised meat, stew, soup, whatever you want, my only wish is...... Well, can you take those nine eggs out of my stomach first? That's the love I have with Brother Mario... I still hope that they can grow up healthy, after all, children are innocent...... Besides, let me tell you, turtle soup tastes good, but if you don't throw away the bastard, it will have a strong fishy smell and become not delicious at all!"
Kubaji's stupid and cute performance, coupled with this upright shouting, hit the cuteness of many sailors at once, touching the softest place in their hearts, while Ling Mo had not yet spoken, the barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly surged, and many local tyrants rewarded one after another, begging Ling Mo to let Kubaji go and leave her a small life:
"Teacher Ling's mouth is merciful!!Didn't you just eat a phoenix? There should be no shortage of energy at this time, just let poor Kubaji go!"
At the same time, he left a message: That's it! There aren't many good girls like Kubaji left!
"The old guy in front...... I think you're going to encounter green tea, and you'll have to find out more about yourself!"
"Originally, it was already surprising that the Phoenix Queen was so traditional and virtuous, but I didn't expect Kubaji to be too! This kind of girl is becoming more and more difficult to find in human society, and it is still a simple beast in the Warcraft world!"
"It's so cute! I'm about to face the fate of being eaten, and I still think about the child in my womb!"
"The most important thing is that those children were conceived after being forced*! I haven't seen those Mario brothers, but I don't think they're really a thing!"
"I don't think it's strong*...... Although Kubaji is still very hard-mouthed when she dies, hasn't she already admitted in her heart that this is the crystallization of her love with the Mario brothers? This kind of tsundere to death character is unexpectedly a little cute!"
"I don't know if those two brothers will watch the live broadcast, hurry up and plead with Teacher Ling!
"I don't think so...... Kubaji is a Warcraft, and it is estimated that the Mario Brothers are also Warcraft, right? They have limited conditions, and it is estimated that there is no way to watch the live broadcast!"
"This kind of good girl, it would be a pity if she was eaten by Teacher Ling!"
"Teacher Ling, leave some thoughts for our male compatriots, please leave some virtue!"
“23333...... Doesn't the word "oral virtue" mean a subtle change in this context?"
At the same time, he left a message: The reason why there are few good girls, don't you have a b number in your heart? Just watching Teacher Ling's live broadcast, which traditional good girl has been rewarded? The majority of female compatriots should remember that when you are a traditional good girl, you will be knocked out of the bone and suck the marrow, and suffer the tragic fate of being swallowed even by the belt!"
"It's a physical ...... to be swallowed."
"Actually, I think Kubaji is all right, but the upper obedience sect is just a mushroom that died, what's the big deal?"
"That's right! Leorik is the real point! He went alone to fight Meng Po, he should have gone and never returned, right?"
"Falling two eighth-level in a row in one day, the changes in this world are too fast!"
"Meng Po's 'Infinite Moon Reading', just by looking at it, I think this trick is particularly terrifying!"
"That should be the tenth-level forbidden spell in spiritual magic! I read a document before, saying that if the 'Infinite Moon Reading' is fully activated, all the people in the world can fall into an illusion and then sleep forever!"
"Hey, that level of struggle, let's not talk about it, we don't even have the qualifications to talk about it!"
"I hope I don't see that scene happen in my lifetime!"
"Let's hope we're all lucky...... Speaking of lucky people, that little skeleton named Chu Cannon is really the lucky one in the world! Being designated by Leo Rick like this, coupled with Teacher Ling's martial god blood, it is a sure thing to become a new generation of Skeleton King! Several major goals of the skeleton life, to get together the body, upgrade the soul fire, become the team leader, become the hell lord, marry the Queen of Pain, and crown the Skeleton Throne, all of them have been achieved one by one!"
"Alas, therefore, a person's destiny must certainly depend on personal efforts, but it is also necessary to consider the course of history......"
"Does history really have anything to do with us?"
"What nonsense is telling the truth! Remember, history is created by the masses of the people!
“......”
Just when the gloomy atmosphere began to permeate the barrage, Ling Mo pursed his lips and suddenly said:
"I forgot to mention just now that the wheel of history has already begun to turn, and if you participate now, you may really have a chance to make history!
Nesario is dead, and the area he suppressed near the 'Dragon Roar Mountain Range' has lost its conventional magic suppression and has become a place that can be cultivated by modern society! Although compared to the Eight Great Jedi, the Dragon Roar Mountain Range can only be regarded as a leftover area, but because the dragon clan likes shiny things, all of them are extremely rich in mineral resources, and the quality is extremely high! As the first batch of pioneers, it is very likely that ......"
Before Ling Mo's words were finished, the barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly thinned out, and I don't know how many people suddenly realized the strong business opportunity from Ling Mo's words, so they immediately started to act, lest they be left behind! You know, the Longming Mountain Range is an area that has never been reclaimed since the new generation of humans awakened their wisdom! Everything is unknown, and the opportunity to get rich overnight coexists with the danger of a life, which can be called a paradise for adventurers!
After solving the problem of the barrage being too noisy, Ling Mo lowered his head and said to Kubaji, who was lying on the ground with a look of 'I don't struggle, take your position, hurry up, I'm afraid of pain':
"You get up first, as long as you tell me something, I'll promise you that I won't take you to drink, how about it?"
As soon as he heard this, Kubaji suddenly came to his senses, got up from the ground, and couldn't wait to ask, "Lord Watchman, what do you want to know? Even if I take Mario's picture and masturbate a few times a week, I can tell you in detail!"
“...... Exempt. Ling Mo grinned with a toothache, and then asked, "Tell me, where is your sect's stronghold in Raccoon City?" ”
"This question ......" Kubaji blinked a little cutely, and wondered, "Where is the stronghold, don't you know?"
Ling Mo frowned, "I know, when did I know?"
"It's the umbrella company...... Kubaji said weakly:
"Because they all started by growing mushrooms, about a few decades ago, the sect acquired the umbrella company that was on the verge of bankruptcy?
Ling Mo: "......?!"