Chapter 62: On the road, the dashing brother is a pervert
PS: This chapter will explain a little about the issues that many brothers should be concerned about, that is, how does the dashing brother explain to others the reason why he is suddenly so "omnipotent". Well, let's hope there are no loopholes! In addition, continue to ask for tickets~ and collections!
Sichuan cuisine is one of the eight major cuisines in China, and its biggest feature is that it is spicy and fragrant, so it is said that it is eaten in China and tasted in Bashu.
Tonight's supper is Gao Yan's "local snake" treat, and there is also a big beauty star with him, of course he will not "lower his price" to invite everyone to the roadside snack bar for supper. So, he drove everyone directly to a large hotel called "Hawker" in Chaotianmen.
Originally, if the city people in Sichuan and Chongqing entertained relatives and friends, everyone basically went to a certain hot pot restaurant to eat and drink, which not only had an atmosphere but also saved money, and at the same time did not have to bother ordering food. It's affordable and convenient.
But tonight, everyone just went to have supper, and it was already late, so Gao Yan took great pains to take everyone to this restaurant where all kinds of Sichuan dishes and dim sum were delicious and relatively atmospheric.
Since she decided to eat and chat at the dinner table, Wu Yifen, a strong woman, did not show her eloquence in the car anymore, but was very curious to ask about Brother Xiao's various situations.
And Zhang Meimei, who has always been a little crimson on her pretty face, sat quietly in the back seat, just listening intently to the conversation between someone and Wu Yifen, and from time to time she would project a soft look mixed with curiosity and good feelings at him.
Basically, all the way, Brother Chic is "revealing" his "family background", such as Wu Yifen asking: "Why are you so powerful?" The skill of imitation is simply invincible, and your level of playing the guitar is also very high, the magic is very dazzling, and it is said that you can also do martial arts, oh my God, it's just too perverted. ”
For this kind of heartfelt praise and admiration, someone said that they were very happy and were happy to accept it.
However, people can't be too superficial, brother should be indifferent.
Therefore, the dashing brother quietly glanced at a big beauty star sitting in the back seat, staring at one of his big beauty stars with big eyes, and said with a very calm look in his heart: "People are really talented creatures, just say me, I failed the college entrance examination, in the eyes of my classmates, I was just an ordinary nerd with no sense of existence, I studied all day long, but I couldn't learn that way." ”
"It's a lot like JAY! He was also a student who was not very good when he was studying, and his bias was especially serious. Wu Yifen timely expressed the meaning of the words "excellent people are excellent in choice".
"Hehe, Jay Chou is just a partial subject, and I am really at a passing level in Chinese." Brother Chic hurriedly smiled to show his humility, and then continued: "Maybe I really have the talent of entertainers." Before the college entrance examination, my voice never showed it, because most of the time I spent every day studying. In addition, the practice of martial arts and magic is also very careful not to let anyone know......"
Speaking of this, someone deliberately let out a burst of laughter, and then explained to the curious "three listeners": "I just remembered a series of interesting things that happened when I went back to my hometown to practice sound and martial arts......
It doesn't matter if he doesn't explain it, but as soon as he said this, even Zhang Shaohan couldn't help asking: "What is the interesting thing?" Say it and have fun together! ”
"Haha......" Brother Xiao's laughter became louder, and then he shook his head and said: "Because the people in the village have never seen the matter of hanging their voices and practicing pronunciation, so when I ran to the top of the mountain every morning to practice my voice, and by the way, after the matter of martial arts was known by a long-tongued woman in the village, she actually said that I became a psychotic because I was not admitted to university, and even my grandparents believed it to be true without knowing it......"
“haha…… Neuropathy? …… haha……”
The three "auditors" in the car suddenly burst into laughter, especially Gao Yan, who was driving, he almost danced and let the car lose control, but fortunately, he was so experienced that he immediately corrected his mistakes with a discolored face, and actually did not let the two ladies sitting in the back seat who were daxiao discover this dangerous situation.
"You're really too coke~" Wu Yifen patted the seat and spoke while smiling: "Haha...... Then your guitar and dance... Well, what about magic... haha, has it also been regarded as a neuropathy? ”
"No, of course I'm not going to be so stupid to show it again." Brother Chic immediately shook his head and denied this statement, explaining: "Actually, I'm not really good at dancing, don't look at the previous dance very dazzling, in fact, it's just my good physical fitness, such as street dance, which is a very free dance, as long as you grasp the sense of rhythm and have great physical condition, it's really too simple." ”
Speaking of which, he saw Zhang Shaohan and Wu Yifen in the back seat both nodded, after all, they are professional music professionals, and the music industry and the dance industry are simply twins, there is no dance without music, and if music wants to perform better, then it is inseparable from the visual effects of dance.
So, with their knowledge, after a little reflection, they admit that someone's explanation is indeed very correct, and his dancing level is indeed not as good as the performance.
It's like a 2.3-meter giant and a 1.5-meter dwarf playing basketball, people go to the basket, it's difficult for you to get in, and as long as the giant raises his hand, the dwarf can only cry and shout "I want to play". It's a stark contrast!
And the most envious of this is undoubtedly Zhang Shaohan, because she has not developed very well since she was a child, and her heart also has some genetic problems, not to mention hip-hop dancing, even if she climbs a few floors, she feels a little uncomfortable in her heart.
Brother Chic didn't know that Zhang Meimei had heart problems, and he continued: "So, mechanical dance and street dance are actually things that can be played by physical fitness haode talents, and because I have been practicing martial arts, my physical fitness is really good...... In addition, magic is about speed, that is, quick hands and skillful. And I have that. Of course, if you really want to play more excitingly, you still need to practice more. ”
Speaking of which, Brother Chic had already explained his dancing and magic abilities clearly, and then he said: "As for the level of the guitar, how can you say this?" I guess I'm more attentive! ”
Without waiting for Wu Yifen to ask about the meaning of this statement, someone continued: "Let's put it this way, many boys dream of becoming a guitar master, and then if they meet a girl they like, then they can confess to her by playing and singing......"
"Oh, is that so?"
Wu Yifen dragged a long voice and glanced at Zhang Shaohan, whose expression was a little fluctuating again, and then said with a smile: "So Xiao Tang, how long have you been practicing for so hard to learn the guitar?" By the way, how did you develop your ability to imitate? ”
Brother Chic glanced at Wu Yifen with a smile on his face from the rearview mirror, and then peeked at Zhang Shaohan, who was lowering his head but his cute ears were trembling slightly, and he was actually paying attention to himself. Only then did he respond with a smile: "As I just said, people really have to pay attention to talent, and the most obvious point reflected in me is the ability to learn musical instruments." ”
On this topic, in fact, someone has already thought of an excuse when they learned to play guitar and piano, and that is the question of talent.
"Maybe you won't believe it, but I've only been learning guitar for a few days, and I'm still learning from books. All of my former classmates and family members know this. Brother Chic continued to make up lies in a proud tone of "I am a genius": "I am really talented in music, because before the college entrance examination, I didn't even know the sheet music, but after I got the two books "Introduction to Basic Music" and "Introduction to Guitar Beginners" that I bought, I couldn't believe that once I really studied hard, the speed of progress was simply incredible......
A certain year that will never become pure again, once he enters the state of lies, he immediately changes his appearance, he does not care about the three observers in the car opening their mouths wider and wider, and directly continued: "It only took me half a day to learn to sing along with the simple notation, and then it was the stave, which was a little more difficult, it took a day to learn, and it took more than two days before and after to become proficient. ”
If Brother Chic stopped talking at this time, then he would definitely be shouted genius by Wu Yifen, who was stirred in his heart.
Zhang Shaohan, whose beautiful eyes are getting brighter and brighter, exclaimed, "You are really amazing."
Gao Yan, who was barely distracted and driving the car with his mouth open, shouted: Niu B.
However, Brother Chic didn't accept it when he saw it, he continued to say excitedly: "As for the guitar, it's relatively simple, as soon as I learned the simple notation, I began to learn to play the guitar, and then I became proficient in the way and fingering of the acoustic guitar in less than an hour, and then I thought, if I can play without looking at the guitar sheet, all the songs I can sing would be great?" ”
"So you just keep practicing, and then learn it quickly?" Wu Yifen, Zhang Shaohan and Gao Yan all shouted in unison.
"Just kidding, how can it be so fast?" Brother Chic shook his head seriously, and then said very depressedly: "It took me a total of three days to achieve this level......
"You're a pervert, a real pervert~" The other three people in the car couldn't suppress their "anger" anymore, and almost shouted in unison.
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