Chapter 63: Shaohan, I'm going to condemn you
PS: Continue to ask for tickets and collections, and declare in another sentence that I am not anyone's brain-dead fan, I listen to good songs, and I will never buy a certain record or movie ticket because of someone. I like to see beautiful women, but the beauties themselves, and I don't like to pay attention to the stories behind them. At the same time, I would like to solemnly thank the four of Dragon Ball Fengyun, Wayward Little Fish, Bamboo Leaf Panda, and Yuan Family Boss for their great rewards, and xiexie encourages and supports!
"So you just keep practicing, and then learn it quickly?" Wu Yifen, Zhang Shaohan and Gao Yan all shouted in unison.
"Just kidding, you think I'm a god, huh? How can it be so fast? Brother Chic shook his head solemnly, and then said in a very depressed tone: "It took me a total of three days to achieve this level......
"You're a pervert, a real pervert~" The other three people in the car couldn't suppress their "anger" anymore, and almost shouted in unison.
Well, for someone who pretends to be B like this, not scolding him for being a "super pervert" is actually a lot of tolerance. Even Zhang Shaohan, who has never been able to swear, couldn't help but laugh and scold.
And Brother Chic was speechless about this, facing three pairs of "fire" eyes, and weakly explained: "How can this say that I am a pervert? Maybe it's just one of my talents, right? ”
That's right, there have been many people in history who can be called "perverts" in their respective fields, but they are mentally retarded and idiots in life or in other aspects. Not to mention the distance, the great scientist Albert Einstein was always unable to answer questions in class when he was studying, and he was kicked out of school by the teacher on the grounds of 'mentally retarded'. I almost couldn't graduate from middle school.
But what about zuihou? Hasn't he become a superstar in the field of physics? In fact, many big scientists have a scary IQ, but their EQ is like that of a primary school student. Isn't this exactly "talent"?
"Don't explain, I'm really afraid that you will hit my self-confidence again!" Zhang Meimei suddenly interrupted someone's explanation very seriously: "Do you know how much time I spent learning cello and some other instruments? It's been years! Even so, until now, I've only been able to perform a little bit along with the score, so why are you so good? ”
Well, it seems that this is really hitting the confidence of a certain beautiful woman, but she still thinks she has a lot of talents! How do you know that as soon as you encounter a certain "pervert", you will be immediately beaten back to your original form.
This feeling is indeed a bit aggrieved!
"Okay, okay, Angela, you're also very good, okay?" Wu Yifen saw that Zhang Shaohan was really depressed, so he hurriedly persuaded him: "You know guitar, cello, piano, guzheng and recorder and other musical instruments, even if you are not as skilled as Xiao Tang playing others, but you are better than many artists!" Speaking of this, she laughed again: "Besides, why do we have to make ourselves uncomfortable and compare ourselves to perverts? ”
Brother Chic: ...... Well, bhabhi is indeed a pervert.
After being persuaded by her like this, Zhang Shaohan was really much happier, and after thinking about it, he felt that he was indeed a little stupid, knowing that a certain guy was perverted, why should he compare with him? is like Wang Lihong's piano level, which is absolutely the same as some singers in the circle, but can he be compared with a guy with piano talent like Lang Lang?
So, I'm still doing what I can and doing the best I can. Zhang Shaohan thought secretly in his heart.
"I said three of you are ready, you are about to get to the place, don't be recognized! ~" The big boss of Gao Yan, who was driving, reminded everyone.
In fact, Zhang Shaohan is just one person who is ready to prepare, although Wu Yifen's status in the entertainment industry is relatively low, but who knows who ordinary people are? At most, she looks like a rich woman with a little money. And as for the dashing brother? If it was past tomorrow, he might have to dress up a little in Yuzhou City, but only a little. Now, who knows who you are? Even the most "iconic" broken bicycles, luggage, and guitar bags were left in the hotel.
"I'll put on my sunglasses, and then Sister Fen, you can help me see if I want to dress up a little!" Zhang Shaohan hurriedly took out the large sunglasses in his handbag and put them on his eyes, and then prepared to dress up a little "unfamiliar" in front of the makeup box with the interior lights in the car.
"Forget it, Miss Zhang, you're still wearing sunglasses so late, it's just deliberately attracting attention!" Brother Chic and Wu Yifen had no opinion, but Gao Yan stopped the car, turned around and said with a smile to Zhang Meimei: "Look at it is almost 22 o'clock now, who else will wear sunglasses?" Coupled with your outstanding temperament, do you think everyone will not recognize you? ”
"yes, so what to do? I only have sunglasses......" Zhang Shaohan and Wu Yifen both understood the truth of Gao Yan's words at once, so they hurriedly rummaged through their respective handbags...... Zuihou found nothing, except for a whole bunch of cosmetics and ...... Ahem, a large band-aid for women.
Well, Brother Chic would never admit that he deliberately carefully turned his head to peek at the fact that there was any secret in the woman's handbag. Although he did be curious, Weishenme bought a handbag for almost every woman, and was even more curious about what they used to carry something.
"Here, I used to buy a pair of flat glasses to pretend to be Sven!" Gao Yan took out a pair of glasses from the front of the car, and while turning around and handing them to Zhang Shaohan, he explained self-deprecatingly.
"I think Mr. Gao is really humorous, and he always makes people laugh!" Wu Yifen first reached out and took it and wiped it with a tissue, and at the same time praised it sincerely: "If I didn't know your profession in advance, I might think you are a funny radio host." ”
"Yes, yes, Mr. Gao is indeed very powerful, he has opened such a big store, and he also has a great sense of humor!" Zhang Shaohan also praised it. Well, I don't know if it's true.
"Okay, I'll accept the compliments of the two ladies......" Gao Yan nodded honestly and unceremoniously, and then slowly started the car and drove directly into an underground parking lot near the hotel.
Brother Xiaoxiao's eyes did not shift at all, because he really wanted to see what Zhang Shaohan, who had almost never worn glasses, would become now wearing black-framed plastic glasses.
Is it intellectual beauty? Innocence and beauty? Or maybe it's naughty and cute? It's not even worthy at all, and it's as ordinary as becoming a "marriage maniac"?
Wu Yifen wiped the glasses a few times, and then handed them to Zhang Shaohan and said: "The frame of these glasses is relatively large, once you wear them, I believe they will not be easily recognized by fans." "Very satisfied.
Celebrities who have not been accidentally exposed will never think of how uncomfortable that trouble is, it is better to sign softly, if a female star accidentally leaks her traces and there are not a few bodyguards with big waists and round shoulders around her, maybe she will be attacked by perverts in key parts! Therefore, Wu Yifen is very satisfied with this kind of large-framed glasses.
Then I'll give it a try! Zhang Shaohan smiled and put his glasses on his face, then raised his head and asked curiously, "How about you take a look?" Do you still know me? ”
As she spoke, she gently stroked her long brown hair, which hung down in front of her forehead and covered half of her glasses......
There is a small description of Gu Long called "The Style of That Sword", and now, when Brother Chic saw Zhang Shaohan wearing black-framed glasses, he suddenly raised his head, and then brushed his hair very naturally, a modern poem suddenly came to his heart, and then suddenly chanted softly: "The most gentle thing is that the gentleness of the bowed head is like a water lotus flower that is not too shy to cool the breeze." ”
"Good, great!" Gao Yan was slightly stunned, and suddenly patted the steering wheel.
Brother Weishenme, a guy who has failed to read extremely well, will chant poetry at this moment? Weishenme Gao Yan big boss would praise it so much?
The reason is very simple, because the glasses she is wearing have not subtracted half of Zhang Shaohan's appearance, and it is even too fresh, anyway, Brother Chic and Gao Yan both involuntarily felt a strong feeling of amazement, and they only felt that Zhang Meimei, who was wearing glasses now, was simply perfect, especially the moment her right hand stopped next to her forehead, and she was even more fascinated by the opening of her mouth and said: "Angela, no, Shaohan, I really want to pursue you, no matter how difficult it is, I want to condemn you~"
As soon as these words came out, the entire car suddenly fell silent.
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