"Actually, it's nothing, it's just a matter of leisure and boredom to eliminate food." Han Xu told the truth.

"Miss Shen, is that so?" He Lu turned his head and squeezed his eyes at Shen Kuo.

"Well, sort of." Shen Kuo glared at Han Xu unobtrusively and gently snorted his nose. Having said that, Han Xu was hiding the most important point.

Sort of, right? Is there still a secret? However, one of these two is the mayor's daughter, and the other is her friend, so she can't joke too much, although she herself is quite curious, but she still pushed the topic away and went to get close to those stars. After all, they are the protagonists today, no.

"Running at night is eating in the boudoir of other girls, and they dare not do it." Shen Kuo sat beside Han Xu and said in a weak mosquito voice.

"Yo, if that's what you're saying, I'll have to tell the truth? If you nod your head, I'll confess immediately. Anyway, I'm not afraid of scandals, I'm afraid that someone's lace news will spread all over Bingcheng tomorrow, and I won't be able to marry again. ”

Shen Kuo gritted his teeth, "The surname is Han, don't pretend to be garlic here with me!" I haven't settled the account with you for holding me on the bed in my room! ”

"There is a little girl, and I can't tell the difference between my chest and back before turning off the light, and there are a lot of things." Han Xu snorted twice. In fact, judging from a teenage girl, Shen Kuo's figure is already good......

"Damnation will be upon him if he disobeys his will." Shen Kuo pushed his chest hard.

Han Xu's gaze directly crossed her body, looked at the flower garden not far away, and muttered to himself. "Well, a flat river, the landscape is good, very good, very good."

Shen Kuoqi's little nose was crooked, and when she looked left and right and found that no one was paying attention to them, she raised her foot and stomped on Han Xu's instep twice.

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"Okay, so let's move on to the first part of the night." He Lu said, and a blue curtain on the ground to her right was lifted, revealing the swimming pool inside. There's waist-deep water inside.

"That's the first part. The name is Beach Rush Landing. The test is tacit understanding. Now there are twelve guests on the stage, excluding the host, just six men and six women. After a while, they will be divided into two groups for the draw, and those with the same number will be drawn in one group. During the event preparation phase. The male guest needs to carry the female guest on his back. And the staff will blindfold the male guests. And give the female guest a water polo. After the game starts, there will be many obstacles in the swimming pool, and the male guests need to successfully overcome these obstacles under the command of the female guests. There are six baskets on both sides of the pool, and the water polo in the hands of the female guests has only one chance to throw, and the basket is shot with a smiley face, and the group of guests who shoot will deduct a smiley face from the other party. Each female guest can only claim a maximum of six water polos, and when they reach the opposite side, the group with the shortest time and the most smiles wins. ”

Hearing the rules of the game, the guests present all showed surprised expressions, and then laughed bitterly, obviously the TV station did not inform them in advance of the content of the program.

Shen Kuo looked at the swimming pool beside him and bit his lip, "Do I want to participate too?" ”

"Will you count? Remove the two hosts, count you twelve, unless you admit that you don't ......" Han Xu said with a smile.

"Shut up!" Shen Kuo stomped on him again, "Just play, I won't be in a group with you anyway, I, Shen Kuo, won't be afraid of water!" ”

Han Xu couldn't help laughing. Why are the girls I met so cute?

In the locker room, the female pervert floated out faintly, "Now is a good opportunity, don't you think the success rate of doing it now will be very high?" Be an underwear thief, steal all their underwear without knowing it, and when they come to their senses, the underwear has long been gone......"

"I'm not a pervert, okay, I won't do it without complete preparation." Han Xu despised her while changing his clothes, "I have already formulated a battle plan, just wait for the opportunity." ”

"Operational planning!?" The female pervert was shocked slightly, and then looked at him strangely, "You are so professional, honestly, have you ever done this kind of thing before?" I'll just say, which man doesn't steal fishy ......"

"Get out!" Han Xu slapped her on the stomach angrily, and he didn't know where Lu Dao's slap slapped her, in short, he didn't see her until Han Xu left the locker room.

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There is a situation called Providence to make people, although Shen Kuo has really experienced it before. One second she had just finished laughing at the number two that Han Xu had shaken, and the next second, her number two was also freshly baked......

If this wasn't a machine lottery, she would even think there was a dark box operation in it! How could it be such a coincidence!

"I'm really sorry to disappoint you, Er'er~" Han Xu smiled at her with a smile.

"!" Shen Kuo pushed him irritably, of course, in the eyes of outsiders, this is the two of them flirting, and they can't help but secretly slander the relationship between the two. Does the mayor's daughter have a boyfriend? This is indeed not a big piece of lace news! Han Xu never expected that just these two small actions would make many people start to pay attention to them......

"Come on, Er'er, I'll have to rely on you a lot for a while."

"Han Xu, I hate you to death." Shen Kuo jumped directly on Han Xu, but unfortunately he didn't shake it.

"Ha, Er'er, I don't hate you." Han Xu rubbed her body, and then raised his head and asked the staff to cover his face with a black cloth, "If you can come out on top, I'll invite you to dinner." ”

"Rare!" Shen Kuo didn't notice his intentions, he pursed his lips when he heard the words, then paused, and whispered, "...... I'm going to eat chicken fillet. ”

Shen Mianfeng thought it was junk food and rarely let her eat it. Although she also knew that the thing was not very hygienic, the gluttony was not in her care.

Han Xu smiled.

Everything was ready, six male guests stumbled to the edge of the pool under the command of the female guests, He Lu raised the microphone in his hand, and the staff waiting on the side immediately pulled down the valve, and the bottom of the swimming pool began to rise one by one inflatable obstacles, there were more than a dozen large and small obstacles, and there were three baskets on each side of the pool. The size is about three times larger than normal.

There are so many obstacles, even if people who are not usually blindfolded want to miss a trick, let alone these men and women who are blindfolded on their backs.

But that's what makes it interesting, isn't it? At the sound of the order, six groups of male and female guests jumped into waist-deep water like ducks.

As soon as he got out of the water, Han Xu walked forward with great strides in the water, and when he was about to hit the railing in front of him, Shen Kuo hurriedly stopped.

"It's a little too reckless, at least we have to practice tacit understanding." Shen Kuo grumbled and said, "There's a railing in front of you, you need to raise your legs high to get past here." ”

Han Xu snorted and stepped over the railing as he said. Then he walked aside. "I believe in you, so I don't need to practice, I will carry out your orders unconditionally."

Well, let's be honest. He is believing in snacks for little girls. Especially a snack for the appeal......

His words made Shen Kuoxiao's face blush. Snorted softly, "That's right, Miss Ben has a clear distinction between public and private." As long as you listen to my command, I guarantee that you will be the first. ”

The two of them were talking, and those who were exercising tacit understanding behind them also chased after they finished practicing.

"Go ahead, there's a solid top and empty baffle in front of you, and you'll have to bend down to get the two of us through."

"Turn right, there's a pontoon over there, and after you step up, I'll be able to shoot."

"Oh roar! Hmph, Miss Ben is out of the horse, isn't it easy to shoot a basket? ”

Not to mention, Shen Kuo's rhythm is well grasped, and Han Xu's footsteps are very steady, and he can also take one step at a time while wading through the water, and the two of them have already faintly taken the lead.

Han Xu and the others actually took a big advantage, that is, the two knew each other before, and Han Xu listened to the command very much, but the other combinations were drawn by temporary lots, and they were not familiar with each other. What's more, some male guests are taking this opportunity to be more 'close' to female guests, secretly taking advantage of some cheap and eating tofu or something, and their hearts are not on winning for a long time, so how can they talk about results?

Shen Kuo scored four goals and three hits, and in a blink of an eye, the two had already trekked through most of the schedule and came to the rarest stage, the serial springboard.

"It's a springboard ahead of here, you have to jump continuously, and if you react slowly, you're going to fall into the water. These springboards are spaced about ...... apart from each other There are about thirty or forty centimeters, and you can listen to me in a while. ”

"No problem."

"Forward, left, right, right, left......" Shen Kuo's background makes her more of a leader than many people, and when facing difficulties, what she thinks of is not to avoid, but to conquer.

Her voice was not loud, but she was very decisive, and she cooperated with Han Xu very tacitly, as if the two had rehearsed in advance.

Seeing that the two of them still had two or three springboards to cross this stage, suddenly, a water balloon roared from behind and smashed over, but unfortunately this water balloon was not high, and it smashed into the water with a pop two or three meters away from Han Xu and them.

Han Xu ignored this small accident, and skipped this serial springboard under Shen Kuo's strong and calm command, before turning sideways and asking, "Did someone hit us with a water balloon?" ”

Shen Kuo glanced back and found that the female guest who was in the second position behind them was bending down to catch a new water balloon in the water, and couldn't help but hum a little angrily.

"Don't worry, it's a rule, it's okay to attack each other." Han Xu added extra accentuation to some of the words.

Shen Kuo was stunned for a moment, and then gritted his teeth, "Hey, I know what to say." ”

The two stood directly beside this aisle, Shen Kuo's water balloon in his hand squinted his eyes and waited for the pair of men and women to approach, the female guest bent down and said something to the male guest, the male guest hesitated a little for a moment, then shook his head and continued to walk forward.

Shen Kuo was not in a hurry to pitch, and Han Xu was not in a hurry to leave, the two of them were waiting here, and the audience outside the court immediately began to coax when they saw this situation, and the atmosphere reached the first climax since the opening.

"Shen Kuo." Han Xu suddenly spoke.

"Huh?"

"You...... It's time to lose weight. ”

“…… Han Xu, do you want to die! Shen Kuo blushed and kicked him in the back.

Han Xu didn't squeak. He actually wanted to ask you if you were wearing fat, but he didn't say anything when the words came to his lips. No matter how you hear this, you're molesting underage girls!

Shen Kuo was very patient and good at retaliating with a tooth for a tooth, and after the two of them tried to fall into the water twice, she only threw the water balloon out of the water when she stepped on the serial springboard for the third time and walked halfway.

The results proved that the three balls that Shen Kuo had thrown in before were not blinded, and the pair of male and female guests had to jump again for the fourth time. Shen Kuo originally planned to continue smashing them again, but was stopped by Han Xu.

"You have to be forgiving and forgiving, they hit you with a ball once, you return it once, and you return it to the ground, if you do it again, it will be a matter of weight."

"But my father said that it is necessary to eradicate evil, and to cut down the grass to the roots. Anyway, the beam has already been settled, why don't you suppress them to the end? Shen Kuo was puzzled.

Han Xu chuckled. "It's a degree. Your father did great things. It is an extraordinary means to move, one ring after another. But we're just a game, and we'll start over after the first contact. could have won the first place, so why bother? ”

Shen Kuo was thoughtful.

The first link ended with Han Xu and Shen Kuo winning.

"You owe me a meal of chicken fillet." Walk the way to the locker room. Shen Kuo was triumphant.

"Hmm. When the time comes, I'll call the leaves and eat them together. Han Xu nodded.

Leaf? Shen Kuo was stunned. Then he was furious, "You dare! ”

"I only said to invite you to dinner, and I didn't say that I only invited you alone." Han Xu seemed to be smiling. "If you want to be the only one of you and me to eat chicken fillet, you invite me."

Hey, it seems to be so, but something doesn't seem right. Shen Kuo didn't turn his mind for a while, he thought about it again, and then his little face turned red again.

"Who wants to go out to dinner alone with you!" Shen Kuobei bit his red lips and walked towards the locker room.

Don't talk to him again!

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In the next few links, Han Xu's performance was not so outstanding, but Shen Kuo's childish nature, competitive and competitive, and his performance was remarkable.

Han Xu has been secretly waiting for a good opportunity, and finally, when the event was going on for about an hour and a half, the host announced a temporary break, Han Xu squinted his eyes, and his left palm was inserted like a knife under the wooden table to hold the hidden wires inside, and the flame in his palm flashed, guiding the current to rush. Just listening to the sound of 'zing' in the hundred gardens, an arc of electricity flashed on the shelves and exposed wires at the scene, and then the whole scene fell into darkness.

"What's going on?"

"Eh, what's the power out?"

"Don't squeeze, don't squeeze, be careful not to touch the child."

Because of the sudden darkness, the scene was suddenly chaotic, and the on-site producer hurriedly notified the nearby security guards to evacuate the crowd, and the event was only halfway before it had to be terminated, and whether it could be recorded after that depended on the situation. And when the crowd was evacuated and left Baihuayuan, and their emotions stabilized, the female guests reacted that the underwear they were wearing was gone!

If it's one or two, it's okay, but all the female guests who participated in the event have no trace of their underwear, so I'm afraid this matter can't be explained by coincidence, right? However, even if it is not a coincidence, what can be done, such a shameful thing, who would make a noise, saying that his underwear was unknowingly taken away with both hands? Not to mention whether you can catch the underwear thief, just if you talk about it, you will lose the dead!

As soon as they thought that someone had used their hands to swim in their sensitive area, these female guests stood on end, and their mood was extremely irritable, and two female guests said goodbye and left the TV station on the spot, without even waiting for the announcement of the results of the power outage.

Half an hour later, after investigation, the electric company came to the conclusion that the current was short-circuited due to the aging of the circuit. I can't fix it today, and I have to fix it tomorrow morning.

As soon as the crowd dispersed, Han Xu quietly sneaked into the Hundred Gardens and touched the men's locker room all the way, where the female pervert was already waiting.

"Did you get what I wanted?" The pervert rubbed her hands.

"Not a bad one." Han Xu said angrily.

"I'm going to inspect it."

"Just a few pieces of underwear, do you need to make it look like a drug dealer?" The corners of Han Xu's eyes jumped.

"For me, these underwear are much more precious than those white noodles." The female pervert laboriously took those underwear and touched them as gently as a lover, and Han Xu felt a chill when he saw it, and he almost had goosebumps on his body.

"Well, that's what it feels like, it's what it tastes like......"

"Can you be a little more disgusting!" Han Xu couldn't help it, there are many perverted people, how can he be so unlucky when he encounters a ghost!

“…… Why don't I lick it and show it to you? ”

Han Xu didn't say a word, and showed the soul seal in his palm to make a move at her, and directly overtook her to the underworld. Anyway, he had already completed the commission of the female pervert, and it was not a breach of contract for him to do so.

A burst of fire erupted from his palm, burning the colorful women's underwear on the ground to ashes. Han Xu found the bathroom to wash his face, and sighed sadly.

!

"Tsk, it's not fun at all." Yue'er's voice came out faintly, "This pervert is too limited." ”

Han Xu was speechless. He kind of believed the legend about perverts......

None of the perverts are normal!

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The next morning.

"I said Han Xu, what's wrong with you today, listless, and with such heavy dark circles? Haven't slept all night? When Yun Fei went to carry the ancient book, he passed by Han Xu's side, and couldn't help but joke when he saw him lying on the table.

Han Xu smiled bitterly and didn't speak. It's not that yesterday happened, he was remembering his deceased festival lord all night, and he never thought about Shen Kuo's kawaii strawberry panties...... Anyway, it doesn't matter what the reason is. He just had insomnia.

"A little masturbation. Big masturbation hurts the body, and the ashes are gone! Dong Lanqing walked up to Han Xu's side, patted Han Xu on the shoulder with a big grin, and said unabashedly.

Han Xu's face was black.

"I think he's good to be like that. Stop. Gu Shaobing said without raising his head while controlling the computer.

These days, Han Xu has been bullying her in her spare time at work, she wants to fight back, but Han Xu has sharp teeth. She couldn't talk about him. After making the most trouble, you can only make yourself angry. Han Xu didn't come to tease her today. She felt like spring was coming......

"Duplicity is not a good habit." Han Xu sighed, "Wait for tomorrow, let's have another debate match, okay?" The old rules. If you want the subject, I will accompany you all. ”

Gu Shao snorted coldly and ignored him.

"Okay, you guys make trouble, I'll go first." Dong Lanqing leaves early every day as usual, but as long as she completes her share every day, no one cares about her.

"Emma, I'm gone, I'm leaving, maybe I can get some sleep when I go back." Han Xu snorted again, and he couldn't hold it anymore.

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Shen Kuo first provoked Han Xu yesterday, and then his underwear was touched by someone taking advantage of the chaos, and every time he thought of it, he was upset. Today, the cram school is on vacation, and she is bored at home, and she just received a call from a distant cousin, saying that she will take her out to play. Although Shen Mianfeng didn't like her cousin very much, and felt that she had a problem with her character, so he didn't let her play with her cousin, but Shen Kuo was in a bad mood today, so he agreed.

After meeting his cousin in private without telling the bodyguard, Shen Kuo regretted it a little. Who are these people! A group of hooligans in society, with messy tattoos on their bodies, wearing all kinds of rings, their hair and clothes are unsightly, and they are not serious people at first glance. Shen Kuo wanted to leave, but these little gangsters didn't do it. She was born with a water spirit, her appearance and figure are all first-class sticks, and they don't know the identity of Shen Kuo, and her cousin didn't say anything, Shen Kuo was dragged into a dim KTV.

At first, they couldn't let go, they just aimed at Shen Kuo with their eyes, but after a few glasses of wine, their courage grew, and they grabbed the wheat ghost and cried wolf, and two little sisters and a thief-eyed guy forced her to pour wine. And her cousin, who couldn't hit the eight poles, shrank aside and didn't even dare to say a word, or even open her eyes to look at her.

Shen Kuo faintly realized that something was wrong, it was very likely that her cousin had sold her!

After all, Shen Kuo's contact with society is too short, and she is a single and frail little girl, she panicked when she encountered this kind of thing, but after drinking a few glasses of wine, she felt sick in her stomach, and she couldn't help but run outside the door and vomit. The group of thugs immediately separated two people to follow her, seemingly caring about her, but in fact they were afraid that she would run away.

Just when she was at a loss, she suddenly saw a familiar figure, she was overjoyed, and waved her arm at the person without thinking, "Han Xu!" ”

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Ah, it's so irritable......

Han Xu was so sleepy that his two eyelids were fighting together, and he couldn't wait to fall to the ground and sleep now. Tightening his clothes, Han Xu sighed again, swept both sides, and scratched his head irritably.

"When I don't usually take the car, the car swishs and walks, but now I want to take a taxi, and I can't even see the shadow of the car, irritable, too irritable......"

"Han Xu!" Suddenly, a familiar voice sounded not far away, and Han Xu glanced up, it was Shen Kuo.

What did she tell me for? Want to treat me to chicken tenders? Don't eat, don't eat, I'm sleepy to death, what chicken fillet to eat.

"Han Xu!" Shen Kuo screamed again, his voice was a little wrong.

Han Xu sighed, and was about to walk over and tell her that it was okay to keep the chicken fillet or something and eat it another day, but when she looked up, she just saw two thugs dragging her into the door of KTV.

Huh? What's the situation? Han Xu tried to raise his eyebrows, reached out and patted his face to make himself a little more energetic. He decided to take a look, if it was just a misunderstanding, then the account for delaying his sleep would be counted on Shen Kuo's head!

Let her please herself to eat two more meals of chicken fillet? Well, let her send herself two little strawberry panties? Hmm, why don't you sleep with yourself......

What a mess! Han Xu shook his head hard, walked into the KTV with hazy eyes, and just happened to see the scene of Shen Kuo being put into the private room by two thugs.

Han Xu ignored the waiter who shouted at him to ask him to pay the money, rushed up in three steps and two steps, and directly kicked the door of the box open, and the dozen or so thugs inside were all stunned, one of the men who was holding a white paper bag and was pouring white powder into a beer glass shook his hand and almost didn't spill the powder on his face.

Shen Kuo, who was pressed on the sofa by two people, took advantage of their distraction to break free of their blockage, ran behind Han Xu in two steps, and said with tears in his eyes, "Han Xu, they want to bully me!" ”

Han Xu snorted, "Whoever bullies you, you will beat him." ”

“…… I can't beat it. ”

"Oh." Han Xu nodded, and then without saying a word, he grabbed the sixty or seventy pound sofa next to him and rushed up, no gossip, and smashed his head and face at this group of thugs.

I don't know if Lu Dao is really sleepy or just trying to scare them, although the fight is quite fierce, but there are not many real injuries, at most they are just bruises. The gangsters were frightened, and they ran away. I've never seen such a fierce man! People are fighting, carrying knives, chairs, and wine bottles, and this man directly carries the sofa and starts working!

The guy who wanted to drug Shen Kuo passed by Shen Kuo's side, Shen Kuo took out the wine bottle behind him and smashed it on his head, this guy howled in pain, stumbled and ran away with his bleeding head.

Han Xu glanced at her in confusion and nodded with satisfaction, "Just sauce purple, someone bullied you?" Don't be afraid, beat him up! If you can't beat me, look for me! I'll help you beat him! ”

Shen Kuo's nose was sour when he heard this, and he almost burst into tears, "Han Xu, thank you." ”

"It's nothing, it's a trivial matter!" Han Xu threw away the sofa casually, staggered forward two steps, and fell directly into Shen Kuo's arms with a weak foot.

Shen Kuo was startled, thinking that he was injured, but before he could check it, he heard Han Xu in his arms snoring like thunder...... (To be continued......)

PS: Although it was a little late, the 100,000 words reached in May......