Yue'er's voice came from a smile that didn't seem to be smiling, "Ahhh Congratulations, you've hit the jackpot. ”

"Stay away, what else will you order besides causing trouble for me!" Han Xu scolded angrily.

"Sister, the time I have been dead is enough for you to be reincarnated more than a dozen times." Yue'er said quietly.

"You're amazing, I'm proud of you."

"That is, if you can talk to the powerful Mamian Lord, your ancestral grave is smoking."

Han Xu: "......"

The female pervert saw that Han Xu was stunned and didn't even say a word, gradually lost her patience, floated to Han Xu's side without touching the ground, circled around him, and then stretched out her hand and pinched half of his ass......

"Presumptuous!" Han Xu was frightened, how could he have the heart to listen to what Yue'er said, he broke off his breath, took out a thousand machines, and put a horizontal knife on the neck of the female pervert, "Bold lonely soul and wild ghost, if you see this immortal, you don't kneel or worship, you dare to be rude to this immortal!" ”

With the first two experiences, Han Shangxian became more and more satisfied with this golden signboard. Walking the rivers and lakes to swagger and deceive...... No, no, it's not right, it's a must-have title for subduing demons and eliminating demons!

"Hey, it's a bit of a doorway, you can really see me." The female pervert rubbed her fingertips obscenely, and then grinned, "What does it matter to me whether you are a human or an immortal, I am a pervert, and if you like to kill, you will kill." ”

Han Xu secretly gritted his teeth. If he hadn't been able to use force, he would have abused this female ghost into scum in minutes!

"Humph! Heaven has the virtue of a good life, and I think you are a first-time offender, so there are a lot of adults who don't care about you...... Feed! You die! Before Han Xu finished speaking, he made a big jump with one hand covering his chest and facing backwards.

The female pervert innocently spread her hands. It seems that the ghost who attacked Han Xu's chest just now was not her, "It's not the first offense now, you kill me." ”

Han Xu's forehead was bruised. Damn, isn't that too much of a deception! Isn't it just a ghost, why can't you find ten in the world, pervert? Hum! Lao Tzu doesn't serve ......

"Ding, you have received a new task, the branch of the Ten Ghosts, the Excessive Pervert. Rewards: None; Failure Penalty: Half the merit gained for 30 days. ”

Seeing this prompt, Han Xu was stunned. Immediately, the lungs were almost blown up. "Ma Mian, you declare a personal vendetta!"

"Hello? What did you say? It's too windy, I can't hear clearly, hey, hey, hey? Really. Signal Error ......"

Han Xu: "......"

"Lord Shangxian. If I'm guessing correctly. You're afraid you can't do anything to me, right? The female ghost smiled and floated towards Han Xu.

Han Xu chrysanthemum tightened and took three steps back. With a horizontal knife in his chest, he avoided answering her question, but said sharply: "I have no ill will towards you, but there is something to discuss with you, and you have to take an inch!" ”

"But I have 'malice' towards you." The female ghost licked her lips, "I can only see ordinary people but can't touch them, but you can see and touch them, and people like you very much." ”

Han Xu sweated like rain.

"Giggles, okay, okay, just kidding you." The female ghost walked three meters away from Han Xu and stopped, "Although I am not a woman from a good family, I still have to think about etiquette and honesty after death." Then, I don't know if the Immortal Lord of the Dao has anything to consult with me, if necessary, just send it. Beds are also available. ”

Looking at the flattering eyes she threw at him, Han Xu felt that his eyes were blind. Why are you a pervert, you touch other men's butts when you first meet, and you have to roll the sheets with me before you say thirty words, so you have the fun to say that you are polite and shameful? There's an egg!

Resisting the urge to complain, Han Xu said, "One realm has one realm and one realm, you are a ghost, you can't stay in this world, let me ask you, are you willing to accept my transcendence and re-enter the six realms of reincarnation?" ”

The female ghost was stunned when she heard this, and then her face was strange, and she shook her head firmly, "I don't want to." ”

Han Xu was also stunned by her answer, and was puzzled, "Why?" You must know that the yang energy in this world is too heavy, which is not conducive to the cultivation of ghosts, and if you are not careful, it is likely to be wiped out......"

"Zhilu Dao." The female ghost nodded, and then asked rhetorically, "If I were to re-enter reincarnation, I might be as free as I am now?" I can peep at whoever I want now, and I don't have to be afraid of being discovered, such good conditions, why should I be reincarnated? ”

Han Xu couldn't cry or laugh, what kind of excuse is this!

"I already know your purpose." The female ghost looked at his beating eyebrows and smiled slightly, "Actually, I am not so repulsed by reincarnation, after all, in the past few years since I died, I have seen a lot of all kinds of people, plus I can only watch but not eat, and I am a little tired over time." If you talk about reincarnation, it's not impossible...... I have the conditions, though. ”

"You say."

"You put on your clothes first." The pervert squinted her eyes and said.

Han Xu was stunned for a moment, and his first reaction was that he was hallucinating. A nympho actually lets herself get dressed? Shouldn't she be the less she wears herself, the happier she is! I didn't know what kind of medicine she was selling in her gourd, but Han Xu raised his hands and feet in favor of this proposal, even if it was a female ghost, he was not used to being naked in front of her!

Soon, Han Xu, who was dressed in a new style, walked out of the fitting room, not to mention his appearance, but when it came to his figure, he was still very confident in himself.

The female ghost glanced at him from top to bottom with a scrutinizing gaze, then nodded, "Okay, so be it." My conditions are very simple, do a striptease, and then give me your fat time, and I agreed to your request. ”

Han Xu was furious. He was already thinking about whether to kill this female ghost who didn't know how to advance or retreat even if he failed in the mission!

"Of course, I'm not that domineering, if you find this request difficult, I can give you another choice." The female ghost smiled and said, "I know that you are going to participate in the show today, then, you either bring me all the women's underwear that participated in the show, or give me all the men's underwear, choose one of the two, I don't mind whether you are fat or bra." How's it going, am I very generous? So oh, it must be what they're wearing, if it's not. I'm not buying it. ”

Dare to love this female ghost's hobbies are quite wide, both men and women can eat it......

"Can't you just change to a normal request!" Han Xu scolded angrily, "What is this!" Dirty, shameless, filthy! ”

The female ghost had a useful expression on her face, "Thank you for the compliment." ”

…… Who will save her from her unrighteous three views!

"Mr. Han, have you changed your clothes? I'm your makeup artist, can I come in? There was a knock on the door, and a girl's voice asked timidly.

Han Xu glanced at his watch, and before he knew it, fifteen minutes had passed......

"Since you don't want to choose one. Then I'll let you choose the second condition. Remember. Be sure they're wearing them, you can't break your promise. The female ghost said, her body gradually faded, and she didn't know where Lu Dao had run in the blink of an eye.

Han Xu took a deep breath. Calm yourself down. "Come in."

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Han Xu didn't have any habit of taking off any men's underwear except himself. Never! So, the second option, he can only choose...... Hooligans!

There is still a long way to go! Keep playing like this. It's really going to be bad, right...... Han Xu walked in the corridor of the Hundred Gardens, full of sadness.

The event is not live, it is recorded on the first day, then edited and revised, and the show airs on the evening of the second day, which is Sunday. There are a lot of spectators at the event, not to mention four or five hundred, the guests and stars have not yet appeared, and the host is interacting with the audience on it, by the way, let's talk about the process of the event.

"Well, this outfit fits perfectly." He Lu saw Han Xu coming and praised him, "Atmospheric but not ostentatious, full of vitality but not steady, yes, the effect is much better than I expected." ”

As soon as Han Xu thought that he might have to do some beastly things to her, he was a little weak-hearted, and said with a dry smile, "You picked out this dress for me?" ”

"I went to Paris to study for three years, and I studied fashion design." He Lu said with a smile, "You can just follow the host's topic when you come on the stage for a while, remember to smile, I won't prepare words for you, just play freely." ”

"No problem." Han Xu nodded and secretly took a deep breath. He Lu, don't blame me, I can't help myself! I said I wouldn't participate, you have to force me to come, I hope you wear bra and fat times today......

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As the music plays, the stars and big names walk out from behind the stage, and the show begins. Compared with those star-studded stars, Han Xu's special guest did not cause much repercussions, and Han Xu was very satisfied with this effect.

Originally, according to this script, he didn't have many scenes of going through the motions and playing soy sauce, although there was a female pervert. After crying bitterly, he thought that no matter how bad the situation was, it would be like this! But when a well-dressed princess-like girl came out of the back of the stage smiling and waving to the audience, he found himself crying early......

Can anyone tell me why the mayor's daughter would actually participate in this kind of show, and it was actually an episode with me!

"Huh, it's you?" Shen Kuo was also surprised when he saw Han Xu, and couldn't help but cover his lips with his hands, looking surprised.

At this moment, how can she have the slightest jump from before, if she didn't know her before, Han Xu is afraid that she will also treat her as a lady from a scholarly family.

"What? Did Miss Shen know Mr. Han before? He Lu, who was the guest host, squinted her eyes and began to ask the first question of the evening.

"yes, my first meeting with him was very impressive." The corners of Shen Kuo's mouth curled, and he said jokingly with bad intentions.

"Oh? Then I wonder if Miss Shen can satisfy my curiosity and talk about the first meeting between the two? ”

"I think it's more appropriate for him to answer this question." Shen Kuo looked squirming.

The little beauty showed such a shy expression, and this time, the audience, who was originally not interested in this topic, also became curious, and looked at Han Xu and waited for him to answer.

Han Xu gritted his teeth and looked at Shen Kuo and He Lu who were digging a pit for themselves, and the guilt in his heart had disappeared.

I'm 'empathetic' Han Shangxian didn't blow it out! (To be continued......)