"You are mistaken! I didn't mean that! ”

I tried to help Xiaoqin who was kneeling on the ground in a hurry, but I used too much force, hurting Xiaoqin's shoulder, making her scream "ouch".

The couple on the bench was immediately attracted by the sound, and Xiaoqin and I were seen squarely behind the bushes.

"What are they—what are they!?" The woman showed a disgusted expression, "It's broad daylight, okay!" ”

The man didn't express his opinion for some reason, but when he saw Xiaoqin kneeling on the ground, he looked at me with a little admiration and jealousy.

I dragged Xiaoqin (and her bag) out of the middle of the bushes, and the two of us were like the ordinary men and women who were caught cheating.

After arriving at the safety zone, Xiaoqin apologized to me:

"Ye Lin, I'm sorry! It's all because I'm slow......"

How fast do you want to move! Do you want to unzip my pants? Let me run away in a hurry while closing the zipper? That image is more likely to attract onlookers!

"The good, lustful classmate Ye Lin must be very dissatisfied, right? Shall we find a more secluded place? The Ferris wheel seems to fit perfectly......"

What the? When the Ferris wheel is at its highest, do you enjoy the double thrill at the same time? I have a fear of heights, I'm afraid my heart can't bear it! Maybe you will die suddenly on the spot!

The next day's news will prominently publish "The World Wind is Falling, the Second Junior High School Boy Dies, Ferris Wheel", and the word "wheel shock" will also be known after "car shock".

In addition, there will definitely be more FFF members in N, shouting "die well, die wonderfully, die croaking", right?

A manly man is shrouded in a corpse on the battlefield and dies earth-shatteringly, what kind of unpopular way to die with "immediate wind"?

Although Director Cao thinks that "death under peony flowers" is the most wonderful way to die, I am different!

The miserable death of not even mentioning the pants, if Amy and Dad see it, I will have no face to be a brother, and I will be ashamed to be a son!

So for many reasons, I rejected Celery's Ferris wheel suggestion.

Suddenly, we found that there was a pleasant goat with a numb expression, twenty meters away, staring at us motionless.

For this shoddy doll costume, I bet the makers either haven't seen the cartoon at all, or are highly handicapped.

This Pleasant Goat does not have the joy it should have at all, but the left eyebrow is high and the right eyebrow is low, the eyes are blank, the corners of the mouth are down, the whole month is irregular and constipated, and people are tired of menopause.

I thought it was only standing here for the sake of amusement park promotion.

But as Celery and I moved, its head turned slowly, slowly.

It looks like a wax figure in the "Horror Wax Museum"! With its father's expression of not hurting and not loving his mother, it's super scary!

Although I muttered in my heart, I thought of Xiao Ding, who was thinking of the pet hospital, and also pretended to be a fake tiger in the zoo, and when I was bored, it was understandable to look at passers-by, right?

However, when it was close to noon, I took Xiaoqin to the food stall to ask for some fried lamb skewers, and when I turned my head, I found that the pit daddy Pleasant Goat was staring at us, and he was still holding a DV camera in his hand!

Nima, this is a stalker! Still tracking and shooting at the same time, isn't it? Fortunately, I didn't have a sperm worm in my brain just now, and I played adult games with Xiaoqin in the bushes, otherwise I wouldn't have to be made into an annual drama comparable to Edison Chen, and it would be screened for free in the grass pomegranate community?

"Sit here and eat lamb kebabs!" I handed all four large skewers to Xiaoqin, and then pulled my legs and chased after the Pleasant Goat.

"What are you doing Ye Lin?"

"Wait here and don't go! I'll be right back! ”

The Pleasant Goat was also clever, and when he saw me coming at him, he immediately turned and fled, and although the crappy puppet suit made it ineffective, it was not slow.

It's not slow, it's already to the level of a sprinter!

With my foot strength, I didn't catch up after 3 minutes!

"You stop! Who are you? weishenme peek' shoot us? ”

The Pleasant Goat only cares about running and does not answer, it is more familiar with the terrain than me, and often goes around obstacles, making advanced skills of "card perspective" in online games, and almost makes me lose its trace several times.

But it's not that easy! I'm a carnivore, can you, a herbivore, escape and ascend to heaven?

As we ran past a cobblestone square, a little boy led by his mother saw us and happily pointed with his hand:

"Mommy, look! Pleasant goat and gray wolf! ”

A little girl next to her was even more excited, she put her hands to her lips and shouted:

"Pleasant Goat, Run! Don't get caught by the gray wolf! ”

My nose is almost crooked by them.

I'm not wearing a puppet costume, so where can you tell I'm a gray wolf!

Is it just because of the fierce face? I don't have that scar on the face of the gray wolf!

The iron-blooded lone wolf and the gray wolf are different! The gray wolf is afraid of his wife's strict wife! I'm a man who stands up to the sky, I don't need a woman to live, and if I don't have a woman's interference, I'll be stronger!

Annoyed while continuing to chase, the Pleasant Goat began to run in the direction of the artificial river, and the foot turned into a green grass-covered slope, where tourists had a picnic or a nap.

Hmph, do you think you'll have home advantage here? Although the theme of "Pleasant Goat" sings "I can make the grass more fragrant", although the water and grass here are abundant, you can't eat grass to replenish energy, and the grass has not grown to the extent that "the wind blows the grass and sees the cattle and sheep", at most it is not above the ankles!

Your sheep's tail twisted left and right because of running, it's time to stop moving!

I made a strong effort to pounce on the downhill momentum, and knocked down the Pleasant Goat directly from behind!

See? That's the right way to catch sheep! If the gray wolf had one-tenth of my skills, he would have eaten mutton hot pot a long time ago!

Due to inertia, after I knocked down the Pleasant Goat, a wolf and a sheep rolled along the ramp, four or five rolls, and the grass was all over my body.

This Pleasant Goat is also tenacious, and in this case, his right hand still grasps the camera DV and does not let go at all.

I grabbed its left hand and pressed it tightly under me with my body, and asked:

"Who are you? If you don't answer, I'll lift your hood!" ”

Strange to say, the buttocks of the people hiding in the Pleasant Goat puppets gave me an extremely elastic touch, and I couldn't help but sweat for my sexuality.

"Ye, Ye Lin, you open it! I'm suffocating! ”

The sound of begging for mercy came from the Pleasant Goat puppet, because through the thick flannel, I didn't hear who it was for a while.

Do you know me, an acquaintance of mine? Still holding it down in a grappling position, I unlocked the zipper of the hood from behind.

A short hair with a slight curl at the end, with full wildness, and the heat of sweat, was finally released into the air.

Under the short hair, there is a light brown neck covered with fine beads of sweat, and an extremely streamlined women's small vest, which has been soaked with sweat at this time, exuding a strong hormonal smell.

Xiong Yaoyue lay down under me, let go of the camera DV, and slapped the ground like a wrestler.

"I surrender, I surrender! Let me go! Wearing a puppet costume, it's almost going to heat Lao Tzu to death! ”

I left Xiong Yaoyue in shock, although through the puppet costume, the beautiful touch left by Xiong Yaoyue's body still made my heart beat faster.

Calm down! It's just a normal reaction for a wolf to catch up with a sheep! The gray wolf must have been so excited when he chased the pleasant goat!

"If I had known, I wouldn't have taken this job! Doing it on a hot day is like taking a sauna! ”

After taking off the hood, Xiong Yaoyue knelt on the grass, and her lower body was still in the posture of a sheep.

She grumbled with a frown as steam came out of her neck.

I picked up the DV on the ground.

"You're dressed like this? What are you filming me and Xiaoqin for? ”

I checked the content of the DV video a little, and I started shooting since Xiaoqin and I entered the amusement park, but Xiong Yaoyue's shooting was not good, and the camera and focus were very amateurish, and it seemed that it would be a fool's dream to catch up with Edison Chen's predecessors.

"Huh~Huh~Huh"

Xiong Yaoyue, who was sweating profusely, seemed to want to fade the puppet costume to her waist first and then answer my question.

But your little army green vest is soaking wet! Sticking to your body, it's a wet temptation! You're already eye-catching now! If you take it off again, you should become the object of someone else's stealing photo!

So I pulled her "sheepskin" back over my shoulders and asked again:

"You weishenme secretly photographed me and Xiaoqin?"

"Let go, let go of me! Why don't you let me take off my clothes!? ”

Xiong Yaoyue, who was too hot, shouted in a louder voice, not only did the picnic people in the distance look over, but the nappers also woke up.

But they all thought they had heard it wrong, under normal circumstances, the girls who were forced to shout "weishenme take off my clothes", right?

Originally, Xiong Yaoyue's Pleasant Goat costume surprised them, and they whispered one by one at this time:

"Amusement park activities? But this Pleasant Goat costume is too rough, right? ”

"Since it's a girl, why don't you pretend to be a beautiful sheep?"

I was slightly distracted, Xiong Yaoyue broke free from my restraints, like a python molting, and got her sweaty body out of the Pleasant Goat puppet.

"It's too hot! I'm going to swim first! And then answer you! ”

"Poof", Xiong Yaoyue plunged into the still clear water surface of the artificial river, and after diving like a black fish for half a minute, she finally lowered the temperature of her skin, and her satisfied expression reappeared.

"Poof~~~~~~ so comfortable!"

Xiong Yaoyue comfortably allowed herself to float in the artificial river, and the small vest and sports shorts were fully moistened and wrapped more tightly around her, showing a unique beauty different from that of a swimsuit.

I waited for Xiong Yaoyue to say the reason why she secretly filmed us, but after she got cool, she forgot about the previous stubble and blindly kicked the water for backstroke.

"Hey! You mean! I urged anxiously.

"Huh? Say what? Xiong Yaoyue, who has superb swimming skills, put her hands behind her back and her hair, and rowed an arc in a backstroke position.

It's so forgetful! No wonder you can forget Gong Caicai in the utility cabinet, and forget the things you just promised me to the clouds!

"How do you ~~~~~!!! like this?"

Suddenly there was a girl's wail behind him.

Xiaoqin, who followed all the way, looked at Xiong Yaoyue who was playing in the lake, and me, who was standing on the shore, and the satchel fell to the ground.

"Ye and Ye Lin are so! If you can't get satisfaction with me, go to someone else! I also forced people to jump into the river! ”