[547] Special services
I wanted Xiaoqin to teach me the tricks of yin and yang sanju, even if it was a little hint, but I didn't expect Xiaoqin to be quite hesitant.
Ye Lin said...... I'm just going to give you a little bit or something, I really don't know what to do, but as long as Ye Lin is happy......"
As if she had made up her mind quite a bit, Xiaoqin agreed.
"Good! Then let's get started! I urged anxiously, as if I was gearing up and eager to try.
"Now?" Xiaoqin hesitated again, "But...... There's no such thing as a suitable place......"
Are you still afraid that others will steal your school? Don't worry, the layman can't see the mystery at all, the shallow lawn behind him is very suitable!
So I pointed to the grass behind the bench, "This is the place to be!" ”
"In, in the meadow?" Xiaoqin became more and more cramped, and the two hands that had just put on the bracelet were placed on top of the satchel, wringing back and forth uneasily.
"Can't you do it on the grass?" I asked rhetorically, "It's better to have some cushioning on the grass than on the asphalt, right?" ”
"Buffer...... Ye Lin is saying, will you work hard? Xiaoqin bit the thumb of her right hand, and her pink face was worried and happy for me.
"You're the one who pushes hard, right?" My second monk was confused, "You have to move first, then I can find the trick!" ”
Xiao Qin's face instantly turned red like a ripe apple, making people feel as if they would be burned when they touched it.
"It's too much, this kind of thing, classmate Ye Lin actually asked me to be in charge of making efforts...... Ye Lin is too lazy......"
It doesn't matter if you're lazy or not, right? Why don't you first demonstrate how I can get a knack for getting a good idea!
After staring at the grass for a few minutes, Qin shook her head suddenly.
"No, still no! There are too many people in the amusement park! Even if Ye Lin likes to be on the grass, he will at least wait until the evening! ”
"I can't see anything clearly at night!" I say.
"Still, you still have to look at me, huh?" Xiaoqin put her hand on her heart with joy, "By the moonlight, you should be able to see clearly, right?" ”
I shook my head resolutely, "The moonlight is not bright enough, even in the daytime, I have to keep my eyes open and see every detail clearly!" ”
"Every detail...... Xiao Qin put the thumbs of both hands in her mouth and bit it lightly, looking very nervous and very shy, "If Ye Lin looks so carefully, I don't have a lot of confidence......
"It's okay, you just have to do your best!" I hastened to encourage her.
"If Ye Lin doesn't ask for that......" Xiaoqin slowly got up from the bench, walked slowly over the low fence of the garden, stepped on the gentle grass, and walked to the middle of a few birch trees.
Slowly, as if he was about to go to the execution ground.
I walked after her, and I felt that although the privacy in the bushes was good, was it a little narrower for the use of punches?
Xiaoqin placed her satchel on the grass and stood still with her back against the trunk of a thicker tree, her head bowed, her eyes under the long bangs, and her body trembling uncontrollably.
I'm so nervous about teaching me the secret martial arts! I'm a little guilty!
No one spoke first, and the scene suddenly became awkward.
"You seem to be under a lot of psychological pressure, huh?" I broke the silence first.
"Hmm." Xiaoqin replied softly, "But for the sake of Ye Lin, I am willing to do anything." ”
But there is always a feeling of persecution in this way, and I am too inferior to use such a despicable means to obtain the secret of the old man?
"That...... There's really no need to force it, if you don't want to, forget it. ”
As if afraid that I would leave immediately, Xiaoqin suddenly reached out and grabbed the hem of my clothes.
"I do! It's just—just a little scared......"
"Afraid that Aunt Ren knows?"
"Of course, I'm afraid that my mother will know ......"
I sighed, "Then let's take a step back, you don't have to show me everything, just move your mouth." ”
"Moving...... Move your mouth!? Xiaoqin was shocked, very surprised, and looked at me in disbelief.
Yes, it means that you don't have to show me how to make a move, just tell me a little bit about it, so that I can overhear it, and you don't violate the ancestral teachings - isn't this kind of plot often found in martial arts novels?
"Woo woo~~~~ Sure enough, what Sister Yingran said is true!" Xiaoqin said with a crying voice.
"What? What does this have to do with the school doctor Chen Yingran? ”
"Before the final exam, once I was eating bean paste bread in the infirmary, Sister Yingran thought I was slow to eat, so she laughed at me."
It's not a problem for women to have small mouths! Is it as big as a frog to look good?
"Sister Yingran said to me: If my mouth is so small, it will be sad to be with my boyfriend, I didn't understand what it meant at first......"
Leave that rogue female school doctor alone, it's the right thing to teach me the complete version of Yin and Yang Sanshou! I can't learn new skills, and I'm going to be weakened after sealing Berserker mode!
"My mother has always warned me, saying that it is not a good habit for me to bite my fingers when I am nervous, and it really makes Ye Lin think of something unpleasant!"
I didn't think of anything that wasn't haode! Aren't you very verbal? Is it so difficult to move your mouth and describe to me the trick of getting stronger!
"If you do this kind of thing, you shouldn't be discovered by your mother......" Xiaoqin still hesitated, and both legs under her skirt were shaking.
Looking out through the bushes, the bench we were sitting on was occupied by another couple, and Qin watched them flirt and swallowed nervously.
"Non-...... Do you have to do it? Xiaoqin clutched the corners of her skirt, her eyes xiangshang, as if begging me.
It's so troublesome to want to learn some martial arts, it's really unexpected for me, maybe the martial arts family has the rules of the martial arts family, maybe Xiaoqin was forced to make some poisonous oath, and can't pass on the martial arts at will?
"Forget it," I shrugged, "you're inconvenient, I'll find someone else later." ”
"Find ...... Find someone else!? Xiao Qin's voice suddenly increased, almost allowing the couple on the bench to hear.
What's all the fuss about? I mean, go to Old Man Ren again, or learn a little bit of motivation from other sects! It's your birthday, and I feel like a wicked person to force you like this!
Xiaoqin sniffled, and aggrieved tears flowed down her cheeks, and under the mottled shadows of the trees, the tears reflected the golden light of the sun. She awkwardly wiped her eyes with the back of her hand.
"Huh? What are you crying about? "I rushed over to persuade her and make her cry on the girl's birthday, I'm such a scumbag! - But what did I do wrong?
"I actually said that I was going to find someone else, classmate Ye Lin was too much......"
I wanted to hold Xiaoqin in my arms and comfort her, but somehow she suddenly stopped her tears in anger and made up her mind to say:
"I won't give Ye Lin to others! Ye Lin must be mine alone! Even if it has to ...... Even if you want me to ......"
Caught off guard, Celery knelt down in front of me, her knees pressed against the soft lawn.
Wow, do you want to eat my seven-trick exquisite heart, or do you plan to force me to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau with you to get a marriage certificate! Even though it's your birthday, I won't grant you such an unreasonable request!
Maybe I knew what I was thinking, and after Xiaoqin knelt down, she still hugged my knees and made a jiashi that wouldn't let me run away.
I was stunned for a while, I didn't know how to get out of the current predicament, I just wanted to learn martial arts to increase my skills! God, why can't you get along with me like this!
Xiaoqin hugged my knees and rested her head on my pants for a long time before she gradually stopped the trembling of her body, raised her face, and looked at me pitifully with her eyes xiangshang.
"That...... Ye Lin, although my mouth is very small, I will work hard! ”
She swore by it.
What and what! Since the ancestors have a ban on passing on the family martial arts, I don't force you to teach it, what does it have to do with the size of your mouth?
"Alright," I advised, "it's your birthday, so let's not joke with each other, okay?" ”
Xiaoqin shook her head firmly, "I'm not kidding, classmate Ye Lin's request is my order, and I will do my best to satisfy you!" ”
Huh? If that's the case, just tell me the trick of getting stronger, what do you want to do when you kneel in front of me?
As if there was still a fierce struggle in her heart, Xiaoqin closed her eyes tightly, her long, eyelashes trembling with undried teardrops, and shouted to me with the expression and tone of "ashamed to death":
"I, I will take the responsibility of a girlfriend and do my best to blow the horn for Ye Lin until Ye Lin is satisfied!"
Blow...... Trumpet!? Look at your face, you finally know what this word means! Did the school doctor Chen Yingran tell you? I'm glad that I won't use this word among girls from now on, but ...... What the hell did I say to make you misunderstand that I asked you to blow the trumpet for me!
Celery has a birthday today! The gift I gave her was asked by her father to be handed over, and I didn't buy a penny of the gift, but in turn asked Xiaoqin to provide a trumpet service...... No matter how you look at it, I'm a scumbag with bad morals! I didn't mean to, though......
Looking at the young girl kneeling on the grass, looking up at me with a submissive face, as long as I say a word, maybe I will really take action like H comics, and my heart has gone through a fierce psychological struggle for a moment.
It would be a lie to say that there is no wavering, after all, I am a 14-year-old able-bodied male, and in order to become a qualified Spartan, I less than others.
Also, I really had a spring dream in which I stuffed my ugly giant object into Xiaoqin's mouth and insulted her roughly.
I lost sperm afterwards and got my boxers wet, which was a shame.
Could it be that this kind of absurd dream is possible to be realized in reality?
Thinking about it carefully, there was a big misunderstanding in the conversation I had with Xiaoqin just now, that is, Xiaoqin wanted to hand over "her own body" to me, and I thought she was saying that she was "teaching me" the family martial arts.
And when Xiaoqin hesitated, I actually said, "If it's inconvenient for you, I'll go to someone else", although I haven't been conscious, but I'm still Xiaoqin's boyfriend! If I say something like this on my girlfriend's birthday, I should be pulled out and shot a hundred times a thousand times!