Chapter 1038 Go out to see the yellow calendar

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"It's going to be Chinese New Year's Eve in a few days, I guess this old boy is coming......" Zhang Xiaohua'er shook her head and sighed, and said.

"Brother......" Zhao Chuanxi glanced at the old brother, "This time you come forward, you must beat the arrogance of this old boy......"

"Don't worry, no problem...... Nie Canglong nodded, "I have a relationship with this old boy, I believe that he will definitely sell me this face......"

"You let the big talk out, in case the time comes......" The girl glanced at the man, "Hmph, you don't have any face......

"Don't worry......" Nie Canglong smiled slightly, "This old boy is Junjie, he knows the current affairs best, and he is very enthusiastic, he invited me to their house as a guest, I didn't want to go, but when I saw him so enthusiastic, how could I really be like Zhuge Liang??" I had to make people look around the thatched house, and I didn't have a gentleman at all, so he invited me twice, and I went to ......"

"Brother......" Zhao Chuanxi looked at the elder brother with burning eyes, "What was the situation when you destroyed the Tu clan back then?" We'll see you kill the planets one by one, and we don't see the specific details, so let's talk to us about it while there's nothing to do now......"

"What's there to say about that??" Nie Canglong pursed his lips, "It's just one by one, isn't there a video?" ”

"The video is too watery, what we have to see is the details......" Zhao Chuanxi was in high spirits, "It's just that you are so powerful, and you are in ashes when you talk and laugh......"

"You're sick, aren't you??" Nie Canglong looked at Zhao Chuanxi with disdain, "What about you and me filming a TV series?" is still talking and laughing, and the ashes are gone, do you think when I am playing with knives and flowers to fight with demon beasts?? ”

"That's right......" Zhao Chuanxi's expression froze, and he couldn't help but be embarrassed, "Could it be that the planet is really a knife??" ”

"Do I need a crackling slash?" Nie Canglong glanced at Zhao Chuanxi, "What about you chopping wood for me?" ”

"Canglong is a cow ......" Zhang Haitong gave Nie Canglong a thumbs up, "After I watched your video, I was so shocked that I didn't sleep for three days." It's so fierce......"

"That's ......" Nie Canglong smirked, "Planets or something, it's all drizzle to me, it's not worth mentioning......"

"What are you going to do about your grandson robbing the princess??" The girl glanced at the man and said.

"What to do??" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "If the old man knows the current affairs, then naturally you are hello, I am good everyone, if he does not know the current affairs, then I will not be polite to him." I'll keep him as a guest on our earth, and get a bunch of dinosaurs to greet him......"

"Ruthless enough......" Zheng Dongfang gave Nie Canglong a thumbs up, "I like ......"

"Don't you like me...... Nie Canglong pouted, "I don't accept same-sex courtship......"

"......" The corners of Zheng Dongfang's mouth twitched suddenly.

"It's very happy...... Aunt Zhang felt that the atmosphere was quite good, "It seems that your relationship is quite iron......"

"That's ......" Zheng Dongfang laughed, "We were friends for a period of time, and that time was the most critical period that changed our lives......

"Back then, I suddenly got a strength far beyond mortals, if it weren't for Canglong and Xiaojun in charge. More than eighty percent of our people will become a scourge......," Zhang Haitong said with a smile.

"Hmm......" Zhang Wenge nodded with emotion, "No matter how we cultivated back then, we couldn't catch up with Canglong's cultivation speed. In addition, Xiaojun gave Canglong a bad idea on the side, tsk......"

"Uncle Zhang mean, I'm a bad person??" The girl was a little unhappy, and no one dared to say that she was a bad person in front of her. This Cultural Revolution really ate the heart of a bear and a leopard's gall.

"I didn't say you're a bad person, I just said you're not a good person......" Zhang Wenge smiled and said.

"Hey......" the girl was furious. My grumpy ......" said, and pulled out a large pile of paper bags from his bosom, "I'll see which one is suitable for ......."

"Grandma...... Zhang Wenge saw the girl take out a lot of small paper bags, and his face turned pale at that time, "Grandma, I know that I am wrong, you have a lot of adults, just spare me this time......"

"Sister, kill chickens and make an example of monkeys, if you let it go lightly this time, next time Li Wenge and Wang Wenge will all crackle......" Zhang Xiaohua'er was bewitched on the side, since this girl became Nie Zhang's family, what kind of dad or something, it is completely inappropriate.

"Hua'er, you are really a good girl of your father......" Zhang Wenge gritted his teeth at that time, this unlucky daughter actually interpreted the water spilled by the girl who married out of Lu to the fullest, she really turned her face and didn't recognize her father.

"Okay, your political trial has passed, congratulations to your little Hua'er sister, you are already a lifelong Nie Zhang's family......" The girl nodded with satisfaction, praised Zhang Xiaohua'er heavily, and gave a heavy reward.

"Yay......" Zhang Xiaohua'er immediately cheered.

"Wait for ......" Sister Bai gritted her teeth, "When I stay at home, I won't recognize my six relatives......"

"Mom and Dad, after all, it's not as good as ...... husband" Bian Lanlan's eyes were extremely firm.

"That's ......" Yuan Siyu smiled coldly, "Woman, I want to live with my husband for a lifetime, if I live with my parents for a lifetime, tsk, this woman won't be able to look at it......"

"Uncle Zhang, in view of the fact that you attacked me with words and caused serious damage to my soul, I decided to punish you at the same time, I have to make up for the trauma of my soul and amuse me, so I will use a restrictive potion for you......" The girl glanced at Zhang Wenge and said with a smile.

"Auntie, I know that I am wrong, you can spare me......" Zhang Wenge's whole body tensed, ready to escape from here at any time.

"If it is useful, my aunt and grandmother are not allowed to sneeze every day??" The girl smiled coldly, "The name of this medicine is called Dancing Youth, and the middle one will dance a striptease affectionately......"

"Mom......" Zhang Wenge screamed when he heard the girl say the effect of the medicine, and then stumbled out, Zhang Haitong and Zheng Dongfang also stayed away from him like an electrocution, for fear of harming the pond fish.

"It's useless, I was drugged when I decided to punish you......" The girl smiled wickedly. Said.

"Grandma, I know that Lu Dao is wrong, you can spare me......" As soon as Zhang Wenge ran off the kang, his body suddenly froze, and then he couldn't help but twist, while twisting, he also touched his belt, it seemed that he was really going to take off his clothes.

"Can you stop being so disgusting?? If it's a beauty, it's nothing for us to look at each other, but such an old man. Tell me ......" Nie Canglong glanced at the girl and said angrily.

"If you don't want to look at it, you can avoid it......" The girl glanced at the man, "I think Uncle Zhang danced very beautifully......"

"Look at my father's figure...... Zhang Xiaohuaer began to judge, "The tiger's back is more coquettish than Xiaoman's waist......"

"It would look good if he didn't have hair on his thighs......" Sister Bai sighed and said.

"It's beautiful to have hair, it's like a bear, how interesting......" Yuan Siyu said with a smile.

"It's so disgusting, how good it is to take it off directly. Squirming and pinching, boring ......" Bian Lanlan pursed her lips and said.

"Don't talk about it, Uncle Zhang's figure. It's pretty good......" Zhao Chuanxi couldn't help but sigh.

"What is this??" Zhang Haitong pursed his lips, "It's far worse than me......"

"There's still a pair of shorts left, take it off quickly......" Zheng Dongfang's eyes lit up, "Take off the refreshing ......"

"You can't ...... like this," Zhang Wenge cried. How can you do this to me?? We're all lifelong friends......"

"It's the first time I've found out that my husband is in such a good figure...... "Aunt Zhang is also very happy to watch.

"I feel almost......" Nie Canglong smiled helplessly, "If you take it off again, you'll really be gone......"

"Don't worry. It's not really going to be all off, the next thing is to twist ......," the girl said with a smile.

Sure enough, as soon as the girl's voice fell, Zhang Wenge twisted slowly like an Indian dancer.

"This little waist, beautiful ......" Zhang Xiaohuaer couldn't help but sigh.

"I didn't expect Uncle Zhang's thick thighs to be so flexible, like a snake......" Sister Bai couldn't help sighing, "I can't reach such a realm......"

"Hmph......" Yuan Siyu smiled coldly, "Dare to say bad things about our sister, this is the end ......"

"I'll take a picture of this and post it ......on the Internet," Bian Lanlan smiled evilly and filmed it on a biocomputer.

"Lan Lan, let me tell you, if you dare to post it on the Internet, I won't let you go......" Zhang Wenge suddenly screamed.

"You threaten me??" Bian Lanlan raised her eyebrows, "Uncle Zhang, you hurt my soul, my sister won't watch my sister suffer, isn't it?" As he spoke, he looked at Aunt Qin with an expectant expression.

"Of course...... the girl nodded, "Take a picture of this, and then use my permission to pin it to the top for a thousand years......"

"Okay......" Bian Lanlan was immediately happy, "I let him have no face to see people in the future......"

"Xiaojun, you can't treat the uncle like this......" Zhang Wenge cried and begged, "Uncle has never done anything sorry for you for so many years, you can't cheat the uncle like this......"

"Cut ......" the girl smiled coldly, "Who am I pitting, do you still need a reason??" I, Aunt Qin, have always been able to pit whoever I want......"

"Domineering ......" Aunt Zhang immediately gave a thumbs up to Aunt Qin's grandmother, "Mighty ......"

"I treat your husband like this, you don't seem to be in a hurry at all??" The girl glanced at Aunt Zhang and said in surprise.

"What's this??" Aunt Zhang smiled coldly, "Our old Zhang has been a little unruly in recent years, let him lose an adult, and be a man with his tail between his legs in the future, which is very helpful to the harmony and stability of our family......"

"Huh??" The girl raised her eyebrows, "It turns out that Uncle Zhang is not a good thing, right?" I used to see him get drunk and turn into a seed of infatuation, and daring to love is a deception......"

"Spare me, I won't dare to speak ill of you in the future, auntie, just spare me...... Zhang Wenge said cryingly.

"Why don't you spare him......" Nie Canglong began to plead, "Uncle Zhang is crying like this, how can we eat?" ”

"I've already eaten it...... girl gave the man a blank look, "otherwise, would I have made him dance such a disgusting dance??" ”

"If you eat well, then everyone must have eaten well. Isn't it time for us to go? Nie Canglong's eyes lit up at that time.

"I still want to see Uncle Zhang dance...... the girl shrank directly into the edge of the kang and hugged her calves to watch the dance.

"Let's go, you ......" Nie Canglong directly hugged the girl, "Such a disgusting dance, I want to vomit when I look at it, let's withdraw quickly......" said that, he hugged the girl, quickly went to the ground, and slipped out directly.

"Let's go, let's go too......" Everyone hurriedly followed, in an instant. There are only two people left in the house, Zhang Wenge and Aunt Zhang.

......After everyone left, Zhang Wenge stopped, then sat on the ground, pulled his clothes to cover his body, and tears swirled in his eyes.

"Why did it stop??" Aunt Zhang was enjoying it, and when she saw her husband stopping, she couldn't help but be a little dissatisfied, "Keep jumping??" ”

"You unlucky girl...... Zhang Wenge was angry at the time, "I didn't treat my aunt and grandmother." Haven't I cured you yet?? You come down for me, dance a striptease for me, dare to say half a word, do you believe it if I beat you?? ”

"You touch the old lady and try it......" Aunt Zhang was angry at the time. You don't repair it, and you turned against you?? Give me a striptease, hurry up ......"

"I've got only one pair of shorts left, and you're letting me take them off. Do you still have no humanity, you?? Zhang Wenge said with a sad and indignant face.

"It's just the two of us here, take it off and take it off, it's not like I haven't seen it......" Aunt Zhang smiled coldly. Writhing and pinching, you're still not a man, are you?? ”

"Daddy......" Zhang Xiaohua'er's voice came in from outside, "We're leaving, you just stay at home with my mother, Brother Nie and Sister Xiaojun's wedding is on the first day of the Lunar New Year, you can go directly to Brother Nie's house when the time comes......"

"I don't have you as a daughter, you don't care about me as dad in the future, I can't afford to be a ......," Zhang Wenge said with a sad and indignant face.

"Haha......ha......ha

"What kind of daughter is this??" Aunt Zhang's face turned red at that time, "I have to beat Ming'er hard......"

"In the past, the girl was at home, and we always couldn't have fun, for fear that the child would hear the movement and the impact would not be good, but now it's ......" Zhang Wenge flew up, pressed his daughter-in-law on the kang, and then kissed her little mouth.

"This daughter's house ......" Aunt Zhang still has some scruples, after all, the psychological pressure is too great to mess around in her daughter's house.

"What daughter's house?? In the future, it will be Nie Zhang's family, and he will live in Lao Nie's house......" Zhang Wenge put his hands into his daughter-in-law's arms and kneaded them fiercely on the two balls of beautiful flesh on her chest.

Zhang Wenge's cow, or the old cow at the beginning, so many years, this old cow has long been a land fairy, but still loyally follow Zhang Wenge, the cow is a creature, the feelings are relatively rich, and he also knows how to repay the gratitude, he has followed Zhang Wenge since he was a child, in his opinion, Zhang Wenge is his relatives.

There is no pressure on the ox cart to be set, several old men are familiar with it, and the old cattle are also very cooperative.

"Let's go......" Everyone got into the ox cart, and then Zhao Chuanxi waved his whip, and the ox cart set off along the original mountain road.

After a short walk, a stout man stumbled over from the corner of the road, as if there was a flood chasing him behind him.

"Isn't this our big buffalo??" The girl took a closer look at the big man and couldn't help but say in surprise.

"Run?? Where can you run?? A graceful and luxurious beautiful woman walked out from the corner, "Hurry up and be bound obediently, the old lady can spare your life......"

"Grandma, grandma help......" The big man saw Aunt Qin on the ox cart at a glance, and immediately howled, and even crawled over, knelt under the ox cart, and cried bitterly, "Aunt Gu is going to castrate your cutest calf cow, you can save him......

"Why did you meet her here again??" The moment Yuan Siyu saw Gu Yunfeng, his little face pulled down, this is really a time to go out and not look at the yellow calendar, how can it be reasonable.

"Nie Gu, why are you castrating my cow??" Aunt Qin's grandmother asked the teacher for her guilt in a fierce manner.

"This ......" Gu Yunfeng's face turned red, and he walked to the ox cart with a little weakness, "This Bull Demon King has a problem with his life style, I am here to help him correct his mistakes......

"Having a problem with your lifestyle??" Yuan Siyu sneered and glanced at Nie Canglong, "Little Green Snake, you have to be careful, your private life is so rotten, maybe one day you will let a certain upright woman castrate......"

"Ahem, cough, cough......" Nie Canglong suddenly coughed embarrassedly, "I was all forced, I don't believe you ask Aunt Qin's grandmother ......"

"What does it have to do with me??" The girl pouted, and glanced at the man angrily, "If you don't want to, I can still force you??" You are an invincible master in the world, you must not forget your identity......"

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