Chapter 1039: Soaking in Hot Springs
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"It's nothing ...... to have a rotten private life" Gu Yunfeng sighed, "The key is that he has abandoned it from the beginning, like the iron fan princess of the Rakshasa Star, the fox spirit of the Jade Face Empire, in short, this dog's day is messy and irresponsible, let the iron fan princess of the Rakshasa Star come to the door with her child, hey, make me ashamed ......"
"I hate the man I have abandoned the most in my life, what is castration?? After castration, I have to give him aphrodisiacs, so that he is so cool that he dies......" Bian Lanlan gritted her teeth.
"Yes, yes, yes......" Sister Bai also gritted her teeth with hatred, "The man who has abandoned from the beginning to the end is the most tasteless, this is a typical characteristic of irresponsibility, I suggest, after cutting him, he will cut his cub again, his species, must be with him all the way......"
"That's right...... yes," Zhang Xiaohuaer echoed again and again, "An irresponsible man is not worthy of living in this world, let him become a creature who is neither male nor female, so as not to embarrass men......"
"You damn it......" Yuan Siyu glared at the Bull Demon King and said through gritted teeth.
"Aunt and grandmother are wronged...... "The Bull Demon King immediately cried bitterly, "Old Niu tells the truth, Lao Niu really can't hide it......"
"Oh??" The girl raised her eyebrows, "There is still a secret??" ”
"Grandma listened to the old cow and ......" the Bull Demon King wiped his tears, "The only time Lao Niu left the earth in his life was to accompany Young Master Sun to travel to the Rakshasa Star, the customs of the Rakshasa Star, that is nothing to say, the men are extremely ugly, the women are extremely beautiful, Young Master Sun got there, tied the old cow to the livestock shed of the inn, and went out to spend it, and only came back with soft legs and soft feet after eight months, and then returned to the earth with the old cow, the old cow for eight months." But I've been in the barn all the time, and I've never been out of the barn, auntie, your wisdom is unparalleled in the world, you must return the old cow a clean ......"
"Oh??" The girl raised her eyebrows, "You mean to say that the child of the Iron Fan Princess is Young Master Sun's??" ”
"The old cow doesn't know what to say, it's not the old cow's anyway......" The Bull Demon King cried and cried.
"I think, the old cow said. There is still a little basis, the third generation of the Nie family, there is not a single good thing......" Sister Bai couldn't help but sigh and said.
"Hmph......" Yuan Siyu sneered and glanced at Gu Yunfeng, "Canglong is such a dedicated man, why does he have such a shameless offspring?" Someone should be ashamed to find a reason in themselves......"
"Shut up......" The girl glared at Yuan Siyu, "Why are you talking so much??" ”
"I didn't say you ......" Yuan Siyu's little mouth pouted, this Aunt Qin is too longing for the surname Gu, right? ? Don't let me say any strange things.
"Are you stupid??" Sister Bai pulled Yuan Siyu's sleeve. glanced at her, "Those little rabbit cubs are all high-achieving students in my aunt's lecture hall......"
"......" Yuan Siyu was stunned, daring to be like this. Those little rabbit cubs are so lacking in morality, it turns out that they were all trained by Aunt Qin's grandmother.
"I'll investigate the matter, you can get up first......" The girl glanced at the Bull Demon King and said.
"Aunt Xie...... "Lao Niu wiped his tears and got up." Lao Niu betrayed Young Master Sun, I'm afraid I won't be able to live in the future, aunt and grandmother. Just let the old cow follow you and pull the cart for your old man......"
"Follow ......," the girl said lightly.
"Aunt Xie, Aunt Xie......" Lao Niu immediately became happy, following his aunt, no one wanted to bully him.
"Hurry up and get in the car and set off......" The girl gave Gu Yunfeng a blank look and said.
"Oh......" Gu Yunfeng responded, blushing, and got into the car shyly.
"Departure ......" Zhao Chuanxi patted the old scalper's buttocks, "Target, Zhengjiacun ......"
So, the ox cart set off slowly, Zhang Wenge's house is not far from Zhengjia Village, and it is common to have nothing to do with it, but the old cow knows the road, but it is not a big effort, and the group came to Zhengjia Village.
"What is this for??" As soon as she entered Zhengjia Village, the sharp-eyed Aunt and Grandmother Qin saw something lively, and the gate of Yang Ming's house was surrounded by people.
"There is a lively ......" Bian Lanlan's eyes lit up, and she jumped out of the car directly, and went to watch with onlookers.
Everyone stopped the car and surrounded them curiously.
"What the hell is going on??" The girl looked into the courtyard with her head probed, "Isn't it delicious?" Little green snake, hurry up and clear the field......"
"Okay......" Nie Canglong responded, and directly began to clear the scene, in fact, it was very simple, it was to release a murderous aura and scare people away.
Sure enough, Nie Canglong's murderous aura was invincible in the world, and the onlookers shivered, and then dispersed one after another.
"Huh??" A middle-aged man came out of the courtyard, and when he saw Nie Canglong and the others, he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, "It's you??" ”
"Chief Zhengda, I haven't seen you for a long time......" Yuan Siyu greeted the middle-aged man with a smile, and the middle-aged man was the top administrator of Zhengjia Village, Comrade Zheng Dabao.
"Why are you here??" Wei Qingqing walked out of the house with a dark face, "I don't have time to entertain you, hurry up and go back and forth......"
"Hey......" Aunt Qin's grandmother raised her eyebrows, "Have you taken gunpowder??" How do you see everyone shooting?? ”
"It's not gunpowder...... Yang Ming is still a young man, and he hasn't changed for so many years, "It's this ......" said, raised his hand, and showed everyone a small cyan snake in his hand, "This thing scared my grandson......"
"Oh......" The girl suddenly glanced at Wei Qingqing, "I said, how could Sister-in-law Yang be such a gentle woman and give me a look??" It turned out that the grandson was frightened......"
"That middle-aged aunt is collecting the soul of your grandson??" Yuan Siyu pointed to a woman who was busy working in the outhouse and said.
"That's Sister-in-law Liu, don't call Auntie, she will be anxious when she hears it......" Yang Ming smiled awkwardly and said.
"What about the soul?? Feudal superstition ......" Bian Lanlan pouted, "I really can't imagine that a family like yours actually believes in this ......"
"You know a fart...... the girl glanced at Bian Lanlan, "This is called Zhu You." It's a kind of traditional Chinese medicine, and the soul of Yaya ran away back then, and that's how it was called......"
"In front of outsiders, what's wrong with you saving me some face??" Bian Lanlan pouted and said with a dissatisfied face.
"Who said I was an aunt just now?? Stand up for me......" Sister-in-law Liu came out of the house after completing all the rituals, her eyes were like knives, staring at Yuan Siyu deadly, and said.
"Who just said that the beautiful and generous Liu Damei is an aunt?? Hurry up and stand up......" Yuan Siyu pretended to roar along.
"I'll spare you this time, and there will be a next time. You can find a place to cut yourself......" Sister-in-law Liu glanced at Yuan Siyu, stepped forward and grabbed Aunt Qin's grandmother, "Qin Xiaojun??" I've always heard people talk about you, it's the first time I've seen a real person today, let's go, my sister-in-law will take you to the hot springs to ......"
"You guys play slowly, don't worry about me......" The girl waved her hand to everyone, and followed Sister-in-law Liu towards the hot spring pool behind the room, "What about the original wall??" How did you dismantle it?? There are no walls. What if someone peeks while we're taking a shower? ”
"Don't worry, who dares to peek at us, he is completely looking for death, what are you talking about with a dead man??" Sister-in-law Liu said nonchalantly.
Chaowen said. Xi Ke died, and it was not for ......nothing that he was willing to die immediately in order to peek at me," the girl said triumphantly.
"It's disgusting...... "Sister-in-law Liu shook her body. A layer of goosebumps suddenly appeared on his body, "You can say such disgusting words, my admiration for you." That's ......."
"Yang Ming, the little snake belongs to me, let me tell you, if you dare to die, you will wait for the little green snake to kill you......" Aunt Qin said arrogantly.
"My name is Nie Canglong, I am very unhappy when we meet for the first time, does my daughter-in-law know you??" Nie Canglong stretched out his hand towards Yang Ming and said.
"Of course......" Yang Ming smiled, "This aunt's body, or I made it for her, it is definitely the original, if you find anything different, you can complain to me......"
"When I heard you say that, I became even more angry......" Nie Canglong held Yang Ming's hand, and immediately used a little strength.
"Hiss......" Yang Ming suddenly gasped, "No wonder they call you 2 goods, that's how you repay your life-saving benefactor??" ”
"You saved my life??" Nie Canglong smiled coldly and said.
"Of course...... Yang Ming nodded, "Didn't you find out?" The flesh of the two of you is original, that's because I obtained the genes of the two of you, and then bred them with your genes, there is no limit, you have to know that cyborgs are generally infertile......"
"You mean to say I'm a cyborg now??" Nie Canglong immediately responded.
"What do you think?? The two of you are completely freaks, Mr. Gu, Song Xiaoxiao, you can be resurrected with sculptures, the soul power of the two of you is too strong, ordinary containers can't carry it at all, only your original body can accommodate it......" Yang Ming rolled his eyes and said.
"So, I have to thank you??" Nie Canglong smiled coldly and said.
"Thank me......" Yang Ming nodded seriously, "If you two have children in the future, you must marry my children, my son will be my son-in-law, and my daughter will be my daughter-in-law......
"Little Green Snake has only one daughter in this life, and other people's mate selection standards, but if she is able to lie down to her father, eighty percent of your son is hopeless......" Yuan Siyu shook his head and sighed.
"It's your business anywhere......" Nie Canglong glared at Yuan Siyu, "Let me play with ......"
"I'll find Xiaojun to go to the hot springs......" Yuan Siyu pouted, and went to Qin Xiaojun with a smoke.
"I'll take a look too......" Bian Lanlan also hurriedly chased after him.
"You guys are talking......" Sister Bai pursed her lips and glanced at Wei Qingqing, "Let's go together......"
"My grandson was almost scared to death, how can I still have the heart to soak in the hot springs??" Wei Qingqing rolled her eyes, "When my son comes back, you won't have to complain about me......"
"If he dares to complain about you, I'll help you beat him, child, he grew up in constant intimidation, and it's not made of glass, so there's no need to ......be so careful," Sister Bai couldn't help but pull Wei Qingqing and walked towards the hot spring pool.
"Let's go too......" Zhang Xiaohua'er glanced at Gu Yunfeng. Said.
"You go, I won't go......" Gu Yunfeng pouted and said.
"Let's go, let's go......" Zhang Xiaohuaer still wanted to pull her.
"I won't go ......" Gu Yunfeng shook his head vigorously, "I don't take a bath in the same pool with Yuan Nasty......"
"Did I say you did it??" Zhang Xiaohua'er rolled her eyes, "You two are born to be averse??" Let me tell you, Sister Yuan is patting Sister Xiaojun's ass at this moment, don't you want to compete for favor? ? ”
"Put the cart before the horse......" Gu Yunfeng pursed his lips and glanced at Nie Canglong, "Where is the main master here......?"
"I'll go tell Sister Xiaojun that you dare not unite under the leadership of Sister Xiaojun. You're a rebel......" Zhang Xiaohua'er ran towards the hot spring pool.
"Zhang Xiaohua'er, you hate ......" Gu Yunfeng gritted his teeth in anger, and could only follow helplessly, if Zhang Xiaohua'er was allowed to talk nonsense with Aunt Qin's grandmother, he would only be able to wear shoes that were one size smaller in the future.
"Still not letting me go??" Yang Ming looked at Nie Canglong with a smile, "My hands are so rough, can you feel the feeling of Aunt Qin's grandmother?" ”
"Hmph......" Nie Canglong let go of Yang Ming's hand hatefully, "Give me the snake ......"
"You say this, right??" Yang Ming handed the snake to Nie Canglong, "If you want it, just say it." You don't say how do I know what you want?? You can't want me to give it to you, you don't want me to give it to you, right?? ”
"Puff......" Zhao Chuanxi was happy at the time, "Brother Yang, when did you become so disgusting??" ”
"I've always been such an interesting person...... Yang Ming smiled. Did you just find out today? ”
"Okay......" Zhao Chuanxi sighed, "I've convinced you......"
"Canglong, are we going to stay here today, or will we hurry up later??" Zheng Dongfang asked.
"My aunt and grandmother went to the hot springs. Still on the road to a fart?? Sister-in-law Liu, this aunt, is really annoying......" Nie Canglong crumpled the little green snake into a ball and stuffed it into his arms, and said through gritted teeth.
"Isn't your wedding date set?? It's going to be a few days. Don't you need to be in a hurry at this time, right? Zhang Haitong said with some puzzlement.
"You're both getting married??" Yang Ming's eyes lit up, "When the time comes, you must send me an invitation......
"No problem...... Nie Canglong smiled coldly, "My father-in-law, I can't miss you without anyone, when the time comes, you have to remember to give the gift money, if it doesn't match your identity as a Jedi Great Elder, don't blame me for being unkind when the time comes......"
"What's going on??" Yang Ming was happy, "You still want to beat me up?" ”
"What am I beating you for?? That doesn't match my identity......" Nie Canglong smiled proudly, "If you dare to do something that doesn't conform to your identity, when the time comes, I will have a son with Xiaojun, and then sweep all your daughters......"
"You ......" Yang Ming's face was black at that time, "You scoundrel, do you know the way??" ”
"That can't be ......" Nie Canglong smiled coldly, "What I do depends on how you do it......
"Okay...... Yang Ming sighed, "How about a planet??" ”
"Hmph......" Nie Canglong smiled coldly, "Do you think we lack planets??" ”
"I'm not talking about the planet of life...... Yang Ming suddenly rolled his eyes, "I'm talking about a diamond star, diamonds are eternal, one is eternal, when the time comes, I will inlay two rings on the surface of the planet, and the two of you will have the largest diamond ring in the world, and the two of you will share a diamond, that is the concentric ring, then I wish you to be united forever......
"......" The corners of Nie Canglong's mouth suddenly twitched, this Yang Ming, it's fucking bad, you can come up with such a bad move, but this implication is really good, but ...... Thinking about the two of them sticking their fingers into the ring, it seems that they can only pout their butts...... Isn't this illegal confinement?
"Brother, I feel pretty good...... Zhao Chuanxi sighed, "But??" I think two are better......"
"Do you want me to be a cowherd and a weaver girl with your sister-in-law??" A black line appeared on Nie Canglong's head.
"Hehe...... Zhao Chuanxi smiled, and he didn't dare to squeak.
"The ring is such a thing, it's just a form, the real ring is tied to the heart......" Zheng Dongfang sighed, "Congratulations, Canglong, you have the largest diamond ring in the world......
"Canglong, congratulations, congratulations...... Zhang Haitong also smiled and said hello.
"Let's go, I'll invite you to go to the hot springs......" Yang Ming smiled and said.
"Mixed bathing for men and women, you are really a hooligan......" Zhao Chuanxi rolled his eyes.
"It's ...... outside," Yang Ming rolled his eyes, pointed to the hot spring pool in front of the door, and said angrily.
"So that's the case?? Startle me, if you dare to take a mixed bath between men and women, my brother will definitely be able to abolish you......" Zhao Chuanxi breathed a long sigh of relief and said.
"Boring ......" Yang Ming shook his head and walked towards the hot spring pool in front of the door.
"Shameless ......" Nie Canglong glanced at Zhao Chuanxi and said.
"Who is shameless??" Zhao Chuanxi was not happy, "Mixed bathing for men and women, at most, the style is too open, but if two men are together, tsk, this will be interesting......"
"Comrade ...... cubicle" Yang Ming turned around and glanced at Zhao Chuanxi, "Why are your thoughts so dirty??" ”
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