Chapter 563: Emotional Expert

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"Yo??" Nie Canglong glanced at Zhang Wenge in some surprise, "Which of them is interesting to Uncle Zhang?" If you think it's reliable, I'll tell you to go together......"

"You kid ......" Zhang Wenge glanced at Nie Canglong, "What are you talking nonsense about?" My heart flutters, this is scared, what do you say you are holding them so much and annoying them?? As soon as this beast reaches estrus, no matter how clever the hunter is, he will have to take a detour......"

"I said Uncle Zhang, your analogy is not good...... Nie Canglong was a little unhappy, "You compare the good haode big girl and little daughter-in-law to a beast in estrus, this insult is too strong, you be careful that people are looking for you to settle accounts......"

"What I said is the truth...... Zhang Wenge sighed, "You, either take them all in, or quickly cut through the mess and keep a distance from them......"

"Xiao Zhang, what are you talking nonsense??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi appeared behind Zhang Wenge's buttocks, and then kicked him out of the car.

"I said long ......" Zhang Wenge was quite quick, fell off the car, and suddenly made a strong waist, turned over directly, fell to a foot away, and stood firmly on the ground, "What are you doing??" If I hadn't been able to use my hands and feet, I would have fallen to my death......" he said, tapping his toes on the ground, and his body rose into the air, and he returned to his car.

"I'm here to remind you, someone doesn't know what to do, don't be so close to him, otherwise, Zuihou will definitely be the one who suffers the loss......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi glanced at Nie Canglong with disdain, and said with a sneer.

"Dao Chief, is this aimed at me??" Nie Canglong had a blank face and said coldly.

"Hey, hey......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi pursed his lips, "I'm a little mortal, how dare I target you, a great immortal??" I'm quite old, though. But I haven't lived long enough......"

"Dao Chief, don't say that......" When Daoist Yunzhongzi touched a nose of ash at Nie Canglong's place, Zhang Wenge was watching from the side, naturally knowing what was going on, seeing this, he pulled Yunzhongzi Daoist's sleeve, "Put yourself in your shoes, you did something wrong......

"The old way is for his good ......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang was quite unconvinced, "This person is too ignorant......

"People are a little couple of people bickering and playing, what are you an outsider following and fooling around?? Think about it for yourself, when you are playing with your daughter-in-law. An outsider follows and mixes with you, are you happy?? Zhang Wenge sighed and said.

"Are you going to say that??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi thought about it, and his old face couldn't help but turn red, "I...... Of course I'm happy, I'm stupid, I can't say my daughter-in-law, if someone can speak for me, how can I not be happy?? ”

"Dao Chief. If you say this, it will be a shame......" Zhang Wenge couldn't help but shake his head and sigh, and said.

"How do you talk like a kid?? I'm telling the truth, what's the point of being sorry?? Daoist Yun Zhongzi glared at Zhang Wenge viciously. Said with some annoyance.

"Alas......" Zhang Wenge couldn't help but sigh, "With the mentality of the Taoist who doesn't dare to face reality, in this life, I want to be like Canglong and cultivate into a land immortal." Look at the people's Canglong, how bright and fair?? People know what they want, and they have never changed their original intentions......"

"I'm ......" Daoist Yunzhongzi listened to Zhang Wenge's words. I couldn't help but stare at him, "What do I want??" ”

"What do you want, then who knows but yourself??" Zhang Wenge couldn't help but shake his head and laugh, "There is something wrong with this question......

"yes, what do I want??" Daoist Yunzhongzi suddenly had a feeling of enlightenment, "This is something that only I know, and it is absolutely impossible for others to know......

"Dao Chief, can we stop talking nonsense??" Zhang Wenge couldn't help but roll his eyes, "Such a simple truth, do you still use a lot of energy?" ”

"I can't communicate with you as a layman......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi glanced at Zhang Wenge, and then got into the carriage, "I'm going to ask my heart, if it's okay, don't bother me, of course, if there's something, don't bother me, I won't care if I tell ......"

"Hey......" Zhang Wenge raised his eyebrows, "This old Taoist is quite poor......"

"This old bull's nose is such a personality...... Nie Canglong shook his head, "Can't you take obscenity as the standard for accepting apprentices??" ”

"Alas......" Zhang Wenge sighed, "Canglong, what do you think of what I just told you??" Isn't it time to cut through the mess quickly? ”

"I've slashed it several times, but it's not useless, isn't it?? They are all dogs, and they forget about ...... when they lift their paws," Nie Canglong said helplessly.

"You, you should talk to them openly and honestly, tell them your thoughts, don't hee haha is not right, then no one will take it ......seriously," Zhang Wenge sighed and said.

"I'm laughing with them??" Nie Canglong felt that he was really wronged, "I have a black face with them, and they don......'t take it seriously."

"Black faces don't work, you have to talk to them seriously......" Zhang Wenge glanced at Nie Canglong, "You have a black face with them, they think you are angry and angry, naturally they won't take it seriously......"

"Uncle Zhang, what you said is really reasonable......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, and looked at Zhang Wenge in surprise, "You can be an emotional expert if you dare to be an emotional expert?" ”

"Hi ......" Zhang Wenge waved his hand quite humbly, "What kind of emotional expert??" That is to say, after a lot of experience, when you reach my age, you can figure it out for yourself, this is called forty not confused......"

"Uncle, why don't you do this......" Nie Canglong smiled, "You help me go and tell them, let them stop pestering me, I am grateful to your eight generations of ancestors......"

"Oh my mother......" Zhang Wenge's face changed at that time, "You are asking me to die, if I tell them to go, they will not beat me to death?" ”

"No......" Nie Canglong shook his head, "Except for Yuan Da Immortal, Sister Bai and Sister Feng are not your opponents when they join forces......

"Uh......" Zhang Wenge glanced at Nie Canglong, and his face was a little embarrassed. It is worthy of being a land immortal, this vision is high......"

"At present, there are not many low-key people like Uncle Zhang...... Nie Canglong smiled and said.

"What's low-key??" Zhang Wenge sighed, "Didn't you let the Taoist head kick him down??" ”

"I don't know how Uncle Zhang cultivated??" Nie Canglong asked with some curiosity.

"What is how to cultivate??" Zhang Wenge glanced at Nie Canglong, "That's how you cultivate, haven't you noticed that our mountain people are faster than city people when they cultivate?" ”

"That's ......," Nie Canglong couldn't help but nodded. The cultivation speed of you and Sister Xiaohua'er is indeed much faster than that of the people in the city......"

"People in the mountains know more about nature than people in the city...... Zhang Wenge smiled and said.

"That's ......," Nie Canglong smiled, "Speaking of which, isn't this cultivation just a sense of nature?" ”

"The way of nature is actually the way of survival...... Zhang Wenge sighed, "although it seems to be peaceful, but the battle is everywhere......"

"Oh??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows. "Uncle's natural way seems to have some meaning of the law of the jungle......

"This shijie itself is a shi......jie of the jungle," Zhang Wenge glanced at Nie Canglong, "I won't fight." Eventually, they will be eliminated......"

"It feels like you've become a biologist, a bit of Darwin'......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but shake his head and smile.

"What Darwin?? You're talking about big-eared thieves, right?? I know this, Uncle Liu Huang in the Three Kingdoms......" Zhang Wenge looked at Nie Canglong in some surprise and said.

"Poof......" Nie Canglong sprayed at that time. Uncle Zhang, this Darwin is an old foreign man who specializes in the survival of the fittest. The one who eats the strong is not the legendary Uncle Liu Huang......"

"Oh......" Zhang Wenge smiled a little wryly, "It turned out to be a foreign old man??" It's the uncle who is uneducated, and it makes you laugh......"

"Uncle......" Nie Canglong rubbed his cheeks, and looked at Zhang Wenge with a pair of eyes with a little surprise, "Where did you see the essence of this nature??" ”

"Planting crops...... Zhang Wenge's face began to flush as soon as he mentioned planting crops, "The crops have to be served, why is it called serving??" Because weeds will grow in this crop field, these weeds will compete with the crops for nutrients, if you ignore them, it will affect the yield of crops, which is reflected, isn't it a competition? ”

"It's said that there is a fight, then there is another fight, how do you say this fight??" Nie Canglong smiled faintly, Zhang Wenge said this example, which made him very touched, like what was said in a TV series, meaningful things are to live well, and to live well is to do meaningful things, creatures in nature, the most meaningful thing to do is to survive, and if you want to survive, you must do everything possible to compete for the resources of nature by any means.

"It's better to fight......" Zhang Wenge grinned, "Actually, I told you just now that beasts in estrus will break their heads and bleed in order to compete for ......their mates."

"Gotta ......" Nie Canglong hurriedly interrupted him, "I understand, what did you say......"

"Hehe......" Zhang Wenge smiled faintly, "Those who win the fight have the qualifications to pass on their bloodline......"

"Mmmmmm, it makes sense, it's so reasonable......" Nie Canglong nodded busily, "Uncle, let's talk about the car, I plan to make a car for Chuanxi, after all, I have already married my daughter-in-law, get him a car, and save me from taking someone else's car with my daughter-in-law, it seems like sending someone under the fence......"

"I personally don't think it's necessary...... Zhang Wenge shook his head, "Only by planting the plane tree can the phoenix come, since the phoenix has come, there is no need to plant the plane tree......

"Nothing??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows and said.

"I don't think it's necessary, after all, this day is to be spent in the house, and I haven't heard of anyone spending it in the car, but if you make a car for Chuanxi, I won't stop it, lest people remember and hate ......me," Zhang Wenge smiled and said.

"Listening to your words, it's really better than reading for ten years......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but sigh, "Uncle Zhang, what you said is really thought-provoking." Isn't it?? Life is spent in the house, if it is spent in the car, then it will become a fixed place to live?? ”

"Hehe, when you reach the age of not being confused, you can almost understand what you didn't understand before......" Zhang Wenge smiled quite humbly.

"Yes......" Nie Canglong smiled, "I'll talk to Chuanxi in a while, it's not that his brother won't make him a car, it's really unnecessary, after all, this day is spent in the house." If he refuses, I will let him come to you, and you will tell him personally......"

"Canglong, why do I feel cold on my body??" Zhang Wenge felt that a cold sweat had broken out on his back spine, "You don't want me to block the gun for you, do you?" Uncle can tell you in advance, uncle's small body, let alone blocking guns, even the slingshot can't stop ......"

"Look at you......" Nie Canglong glanced at him, "Aren't I just asking you to enlighten and enlighten and pass on joy?" Are you so close to the enemy?? It's like I'm going to hurt you......"

"It's not that the uncle is timid. It's this shijie who is too dangerous, especially your Xiaojun, to talk to her, you have to make a good draft. Otherwise, I don't know which sentence will make her pick out the bones from the eggs......" Zhang Wenge sighed and said.

"Our Xiaojun only picks meat when he eats, and never picks bones...... Nie Canglong made a confused expression. Said.

"Come on, I'm not going to tell you, it's almost noon. Why don't we find a place to rest?? Zhang Wenge looked at the sky and said.

"Okay, I don't have an opinion......" Nie Canglong smiled, "Just at noon, make a car for Chuanxi, I have thought of the style, three large RVs ......"

"Three's??" Zhang Wenge was a little surprised, "What's the matter??" ”

"Bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, isn't there three?" Nie Canglong smiled and said.

"No living room??" Zhang Wenge was a little puzzled, "Don't you usually have to have a living room?" ”

"Living room??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "This is a private space for people to spread their joy, so you don't need a living room, right?" ”

"It's also ......" Zhang Wenge thought about it and couldn't help but nodded, "The little couple is spending their honeymoon or something in it, it's actually pretty good, but since there is a separate kitchen, does it have to have a restaurant??" Is it eating in the bedroom? ”

"You can double the kitchen as a dining room, just install a dining table in the kitchen, and you don't need too many, two are enough......," Nie Canglong smiled and said.

"Is it enough for two people?? What if I have a child in the future? Zhang Wenge is obviously thinking long-term.

"If you have children in the future, generally speaking, the table has four sides, I don't believe that there is no place for children to eat......" Nie Canglong grinned and said.

"Reasonable, so reasonable......" Zhang Wenge couldn't help but nod.

"I just have a question to ask the uncle......" Nie Canglong glanced at Zhang Wenge, "I don't know if the uncle minds if he minds pointing me out??" ”

"Look at what you say, we're all our own people, isn't it a shame to be so polite??" Zhang Wenge grinned, letting a land immortal humbly ask for advice, this face is enough.

"It's a matter of how to distribute these three rooms, I have a plan, that is, the bedroom is at the front, the kitchen is in the middle, and the bathroom is in Zuihou, but I thought about it again, if you get up at night or something, you have to go through the kitchen to go to the bathroom, isn't this a little inconvenient??" Nie Canglong frowned and said.

"This is indeed a problem...... Zhang Wenge thought about it, and couldn't help but nod solemnly, "If it is really distributed according to what you said, no matter how good this car is, it will be a defective ......."

"That's right, that's why I'm so worried...... Nie Canglong couldn't help but sigh, "Why don't I ask you for advice?" ”

"Actually, right?? I think let the bedroom be in front, and then open two doors in the bedroom, let the kitchen and bathroom side by side, and then open the kitchen and bathroom one door, so that the three rooms are connected. Zhang Wenge pondered for a moment and said.

"Huh??" Nie Canglong was stunned for a moment, "This method said by the uncle is quite good, but doesn't this seem a little narrow?" I'm going to get a three-dimensional ...... for Chuanxi."

"Isn't this a good solution?? The same area of the three major rooms, you can make the kitchen bigger, the bathroom smaller, after all, this bathroom is used to relieve hands, generally speaking, it is not often used, like Chuanxi, it may not be used ......once in ten days and half a month," Zhang Wenge said.

"Reasonable, reasonable......" Nie Canglong nodded hurriedly, "What Uncle Zhang said is so reasonable......

"Huh??" Zhang Wenge laughed, "Actually?? I suggest you make two large rooms, try to make the space between the bedroom and the kitchen a little larger, you can make a small partition in the bathroom and get stuck between the bedroom and the kitchen......"

"Reasonable, reasonable......" Nie Canglong nodded vigorously, "Just make a thatched pit and bathtub in the bathroom, it will not affect the, nor will it hinder people's mandarin duck bathing, oh, you have to add a wash basin, after, you must wash your hands......"

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