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"I think it's more convenient to use, it's okay to relieve your hands, it's a little more elegant than......" Zhang Wenge's face turned a little red, and his stomach began to turn over the river and the sea, Zhao Chuanxi's fart hurt him, and it had already made him have a psychological shadow.

"Tut-tut......" Nie Canglong was speechless, "I didn't expect Uncle Zhang to be quite elegant??" Can't you see it?? ”

"If you have been with you gentlemen for a long time, you will naturally grow a little ......," Zhang Wenge smiled reluctantly and said.

"Am I Masato??" Nie Canglong's face showed a hint of confusion.

"Why don't they all say you're a solid-eyed man?? Didn't you hear me say a kind word?? Zhang Wenge grinned and said.

"Uncle Dare is saying kind words??" Nie Canglong's face showed a trace of dissatisfaction, "But I don't think it's a kind word, but I feel that you are saying the opposite, deliberately mocking me......"

"Mockery is not ......," Zhang Wenge shook his head.

"That's the other way around??" Nie Canglong's eyes widened, and his expression was quite unkind.

"It's not the other way around, it's just that I piggybacking you on ......" Zhang Wenge shook his head with a smile, "You are the kind of ...... that follows the light."

"Oh??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "The elegant person who dared to love Uncle Ao, and there is a specific object??" ”

"Xiaojun, your daughter-in-law, how elegant and lovely a child she is? ? What do you think of the uncle's definition? Zhang Wenge looked at Nie Canglong with a smile and said.

"Incisive ......" Nie Canglong gave Zhang Wenge a thumbs up and praised him sincerely.

"Do you think you're stained with Jun's light??" Zhang Wenge looked at Nie Canglong and said with a playful expression.

"Of course it's gone, I'm stained with a big light......" Nie Canglong said with an exaggerated face.

"I know you look down on me in your heart......" Zhang Wenge pursed his lips and said with a self-deprecating expression.

"Oh??" Nie Canglong was stunned, "Where do you start with this?" I'm going to look down on you?? ”

"You must be thinking, this old thing. It's just a sycophant......" Zhang Wenge made a disdainful expression on his face and said.

"The conscience of heaven and earth, I definitely don't think so......" Nie Canglong immediately denied it, although this kind of thought did have a little bit in his heart, but he absolutely couldn't admit it.

"Whether you admit it or not, anyway, what I say is the truth, even if you scold me for being a sycophant in your heart, I will never change this idea......" Zhang Wenge made a heroic and unyielding appearance and said.

"Nobody told you to change your mind. This kind of idea is very good, very good, in fact, I am also this kind of thought, even more determined than you......" Nie Canglong grinned, while scolding the sycophants in his heart, his face was extremely pious.

"No, no, no, you're not as firm as me......" Zhang Wenge waved his hand again and again, "How can you be firmer than me??" From the first time I saw Xiaojun, I could see that this child was full of fairy energy. If you weren't a god, how could you be worthy of her?? That is, you later became a god, otherwise, it would really be a flower stuck in cow dung......"

"Uncle. I don't want to listen to what you say...... "Nie Canglong's face is a little dark, you can shoot it on the back, but can you respect the facts? ? Is our Xiaojun and fairy spirit related?? To say that it is extravagant, it is okay.

"What?? Do you think I'm not right?? Zhang Wenge glared at Nie Canglong, "Do you think Xiaojun is not a flower." You're not cow dung?? ”

"It's not that ......" Nie Canglong waved his hand, "I'm talking about ......"

"Just say this, you don't think Jun is a flower. You're not cow dung?? Hurry up and answer me......" Before Nie Canglong finished speaking, Zhang Wenge interrupted him with a tiger face, looking at the leader, as if Nie Canglong dared to give a negative answer, he would be desperate with him.

"Of course not, the two of us are a match made in heaven, she is a red flower, I am a green leaf, she is flowing water, I am a mountain, she is a swan, I am a ......toad," Nie Canglong said confidently.

"The two of them were okay in front, why did a swan and toad run out later??" Zhang Wenge's old face was a little twitching, which was because he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.

"Because although the image of this toad is not good-looking, it can eat swans......" Nie Canglong's face showed a hint of yearning, as if he had really incarnated into a toad, tasting the beautiful white swan.

"I see...... Zhang Wenge couldn't help but nodded, "It seems that Canglong has a deep affection for Xiaojun......"

"Of course......" Nie Canglong sighed, "It's a pity that the falling flowers deliberately follow the flowing water, and the flowing water is ruthless in love with the falling flowers......"

"Pretty melancholy??" Zhang Wenge raised his eyebrows, "What's on your mind, do you mind telling your uncle no??" ”

"What the hell do you think she's for?? Why isn't she jealous?? Nie Canglong's heart was like a knot, and when he thought that his childlike body was gone, he panicked awkwardly.

"You have a steamed bun, would you mind sharing it with Jun??" Zhang Wenge glanced at Nie Canglong and couldn't help laughing.

"Of course you don't mind??" Nie Canglong's brows furrowed, what kind of metaphor is this?? Compare a female goblin to a big white steamed bun?? Don't have that analogy?? Even if the two on the chest are like big white steamed buns, aren't there red dates on them? ? Uh, evil evil......

"Do you have a Pleasant Goat doll, would you mind playing with Jun??" Zhang Wenge smiled and asked again.

"You mean, Jun treats her like a doll??" Nie Canglong understood a little this time, but it was still a little difficult to accept in his heart.

"That's right......" Zhang Wenge sighed, "What a proud person Xiaojun is??" In fact, in her heart, there is no one else except you, this is not the kind of love and love you are talking about, can you understand? ? ”

"I don't know much......" Nie Canglong shook his head.

"Let's put it this way, on this shijie, she looks down on everyone except you......" Zhang Wenge sighed and said.

"Seriously, huh??" Nie Canglong was quite embarrassed, "I think our Xiaojun is still quite approachable......

"She's approachable because of you. If it weren't for your relationship, what would you see her looking at us? Zhang Wenge glanced at Nie Canglong and said.

"Don't you think??" Nie Canglong's face showed a trace of innocence, "We Xiaojun don't look like the kind of person who will look at people with a downward gaze, right?" Her family conditions don't allow it, right? "The daughter taught by Qin Jianguo will never look at people with a bird's-eye eye, Nie Canglong can still be sure of this.

"It's not acquired, it's innate......" Zhang Wenge couldn't help but sigh again, "Xiaojun was born to be a human being, and we are grassroots." It's not a ...... at one level."

"Listening to your words, it seems that it is about to be involved in fate again......" A black line appeared on Nie Canglong's brain, why did everyone start to pull on fate in the past two days??

"Let's not talk about fate, let's talk about the doll ......," Zhang Wenge shook his head and said.

"Yes, yes, let's not talk about fate, what are you doing with all those mysteries??" Nie Canglong nodded hurriedly and said.

"Although Xiaojun is arrogant, he has a bottom line. That is, she will not enslave human beings, and her upbringing environment does not allow her to do this, especially her father. I heard Siyu tell Chuanxi that he is a good official who does things for the people......" Zhang Wenge said.

"Yes, yes, Lao Qin is a good official, the common people say so......" Nie Canglong nodded busily.

"You call your father-in-law Lao Qin??" Zhang Wenge's face showed a strange look. "If you let Xiao Jun hear this......"

"Isn't she inaudible??" Nie Canglong smiled, "Let's not talk about this, let's continue what we just said......

"Okay......" Zhang Wenge couldn't help but shake his head and smile. I just said that Jun won't enslave humans, but what if it's not human?? That's not for sure, with Xiaojun's temperament, it would really be strange if he didn't get hundreds of goblins to serve by his side......"

"Uncle Zhang, you old man is really accurate in seeing the problem...... Nie Canglong provoked a thumbs up to Zhang Wenge, "Our Xiaojun really has this kind of thought......

"Wouldn't that be easy??" Zhang Wenge smiled, "Xiaojun regarded that snake spirit as her own personal belongings, as her doll, and played with you, that's because she is good with you, if she is a different person, she will never let him touch her doll." ”

"If you say that, my heart will be balanced......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief and said.

"So, you don't have to take it seriously, and you can play in the gentle countryside with peace of mind......" Zhang Wenge said with a smile.

"Why am I so awkward when I hear this??" Nie Canglong's face turned red, "Am I so much like a person who will fall into the Gentle Country??" ”

"You don't look like you, you don't look like ...... at all" Zhang Wenge grinned, looking at Nie Canglong's eyes, unusually serious.

"Are you going to say that??" Nie Canglong smiled a little embarrassedly, "Although this big truth is quite lovely, it makes people listen to it, thinking that you are nothing to pat yourself on, but if you think that I am not modest, won't it ruin my reputation?" What else will I do in the future? ”

"What I said is indeed the truth...... Zhang Wenge's old face was a little dark, "You are really not like it, because you are original, and you are still drunk in it and will not come out, a very typical kind, which can definitely be written into textbooks as negative teaching materials, used to educate future generations, alert future generations, and make outstanding contributions to the great education cause of our country......

"Uncle, if you say that, I'm really angry......" Nie Canglong's face turned black at that time, "If I get angry, the consequences will be very, very serious......"

"How serious can it be??" Zhang Wenge couldn't help but start pouting, "Can you still pinch my old bones to death??" You're not very reliable at times, but I don't think you can be associated with brutality......"

"Uncle, are you praising me?? Or is it to my detriment?? I don't even know if I should beat you up......" Nie Canglong said with a depressed face.

"Beat me, I will never resist......" Zhang Wenge smiled helplessly, "I can't resist anyway......"

"Yo Yo Yo ......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but pout, "It's as if I'm pitiful, don't worry, I'm a person, my hands and feet are frizzy." So?? I will never touch those works of art, like the uncle's appearance, it is definitely enough to be magical, so I will never touch your ......"

"Canglong, what you say is too damaging......" Zhang Wenge's face was as black as the bottom of the pot, and there was a congested flush in the black, which looked like blood vessels had burst, "You are a naked personal attack, this is immoral." This is a ...... that will be condemned by public opinion"

"Tell me the truth...... Nie Canglong smirked, "I don't have any other advantages, that is, I can't talk nonsense, you, just take care of it......"

"I'm waiting for a little?? Why should I take care of it?? Let me tell you, in fact, I am not only a person who can tell the truth, but I can even tell nonsense......" Zhang Wenge glared at Nie Canglong and said angrily.

"You're talking nonsense......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but roll his eyes, "In this world." Except for the truth, isn't there only nonsense left?? ”

"Don't force me to talk nonsense, and when the time comes, to you, me, or even to Xiaojun. It's no good......" Zhang Wenge looked at Nie Canglong with a sneer on his face and warned.

"Ouch??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "It's just that you can't do me any good for you if you talk nonsense, but it can't be good for Xiaojun??" I'm really curious......"

"Curious?? I can tell you. If I say this nonsense, I guarantee that the power will be so great that you can't bear it, you'd better be honest with me......" Zhang Wenge glared at Nie Canglong. Warned again.

"Say it and listen to it......" Nie Canglong smiled disdainfully, "Let me be happy too......

"Do you really want to listen??" Zhang Wenge suddenly hesitated, "I'm talking nonsense, but there is a ...... based on some facts."

"You say, I'm listening......" Nie Canglong smiled coldly and said.

"Last night, I saw you touching Siyu's ass, and your expression was quite obscene...... Zhang Wenge gritted his teeth violently, and said the nonsense of making up haode.

"What??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi got out of the car and kicked Zhang Wenge's ass, "What you said is true??" ”

"Hey, hey......" Zhang Wenge was kicked crookedly, and almost fell off the car, "Dao Chief, you said that I am not young anymore, can you save me some face??" Don't always kick someone's beautiful buttocks......"

On the words beautiful buttocks, Zhang Wenge deliberately added an accent.

"You're looking for death, aren't you??" When Daoist Yunzhongzi heard the words "beautiful buttocks" that Zhang Wenge deliberately emphasized, his face turned red at that time, "If you mention these two words to me again, I will fight with you, do you believe it or not?" ”

"It's obvious that you kicked other people's beautiful buttocks, why don't you allow people to say it??" Zhang Wenge looked at Daoist Yunzhongzi playfully, and said with an aggrieved face.

"Stinky boy, I have to clean up today, you can't ......" Yun Zhongzi Daoist suddenly became angry, and kicked Zhang Wenge's ass with a flying kick.

"Don't kick other people's beautiful buttocks...... Zhang Wenge pretended to scream, covered his butt and jumped out of the car, so as to avoid the kick of the head of the cloud in the middle.

"Wow, I'm so angry...... Yun Zhongzi stomped his feet angrily, his body was like a wild goose, and he pounced towards Zhang Wenge, the ferocious one, as if he was going to kill Zhang Wenge in one fell swoop.

"Oh my mom, I'm in a hurry??" Zhang Wenge looked at the crazy old Taoist, and was immediately startled, turned around and ran away.

"Can you run away??" Yun Zhongzi Dao had a hideous smile on his face, and chased after Zhang Wenge slowly, looking at that, it seemed that there was a little bit of a cat and mouse jiashi.

"If you don't chase, I'll be able to run away...... Zhang Wenge is quite good at saying cool things, "or don't chase, see if I can run away......"

"I've been defeated by your naivety......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang smiled coldly, and chased after Zhang Wenge.

The two of them didn't run far, so they played in circles around the convoy.

"It's not naivety that defeats you, it's no shoes......" Zhang Wenge still had the heart to talk and play with Daoist Yunzhongzi, and while talking, he also turned around and pointed at Daoist Yunzhongzi's feet.

"Huh??" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang looked down, and dared to forget to put on his shoes when he ran out, but fortunately he could not touch the ground, otherwise, at least a few cuts would have to be drawn on his feet.

"You go back and put on your shoes......" Zhang Wenge said as he ran.

"You can shoot your barefoot...... "Daoist Yun Zhongzi was furious, and his speed couldn't help but be a little faster.

"I'm talking to Canglong for fun, I'm going to provoke you, and I'll kick someone's beautiful buttocks when you come out......" Zhang Wenge felt that he was too wronged, this was simply a disaster.

"Uncle Zhang, I didn't talk to you......" Nie Canglong grinned, "But don't be sentimental, haven't you heard of it?" Don't talk to strangers, we don't seem to know each other very well......"

"Canglong, you're retaliating, aren't you??" When Zhang Wenge was running, he glared at Nie Canglong secretly, "Although what Uncle just said is nonsense, he basically respects the facts......"

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