[235] Sage Mode
I was relieved to hear the security door close behind Xiaoqin's back, making a heavy metallic sound.
Judging by all the tragic consequences that could have happened, at least I avoided my dad's eggs being pinched, right?
I dressed the clothes in the drying basket at the speed of light, not to mention, the one Xiaoqin chose for me was still full of matches, and I looked in the mirror on the toilet door, looking like a good person than usual.
Before I could sit down for a moment, there was a familiar knock at the door.
I opened the door a thin slit, and saw Xiao Qin showing half of her face in the crack of the door, and pleaded pitifully:
"Can you give me the bag? I couldn't go home without the keys and bus card......"
His eyes were red, like a rabbit pleading for a carrot.
I snorted, brought her my bag from the bedroom, and asked her to change her shoes.
After carrying her schoolbag, Xiaoqin looked like an ordinary student who had just finished school again (only I knew that she had a ribbon bow tied on her thighs under her skirt), she stopped at the door of my house and hesitated, wanting to leave but not wanting to leave, wanting to stay but not daring to stay.
"That...... If I stay and do my homework together, can Ye Lin guarantee that he won't knock me down today? ”
The question was equally childish, and there was an unrealistic glimmer of hope in the eyes that looked from below.
"Can't!" I replied angrily, who knows what will happen if you do your homework together? I managed to keep my father's eggs!
Xiaoqin lowered her head in disappointment, and raised her head again after a while and asked, "I ran away today, will classmate Ye Lin expel me from my girlfriend's position?" ”
Although I wanted to say "yes" loudly, but I couldn't die, the mahjong aunt came up from the bottom of the building again, and she looked at us from a distance and was very curious.
Nima, this aunt was hired by you! Why is she bumped into every time! She lives upstairs from my house and loves to gossip!
I don't want to be entangled with Xiaoqin in front of this eighth woman, and if Xiaoqin is forced by me to change her mind to stay, I will fall into passivity again.
So he reluctantly replied: "No, you can go home with confidence!" ”
Xiaoqin showed joy at this time, and after saying goodbye to me softly, she went downstairs satisfied, and politely greeted Aunt Mahjong halfway.
I walked back into the house with a sense of loss, and after watching Xiao Qin walk away from the window, my lower abdomen became more restless.
Nima's torment is really not human! It would be nice to leave Xiaoqin behind, then it would be her and not me who would be uncomfortable at this time.
There's no way, it's so hard to say it's homework, and it's hard to even fall asleep, so I have to solve it manually.
Actually, I rarely! Most of my energy is vented through physical exercise! People who practice martial arts are the most taboo and lustful and hurt their bodies, and I have always maintained a pure heart and few desires! It's not easy to be in my house full of sex toys!
It's all because Xiaoqin hooked up my internal fire! If you hook it up and don't take responsibility for helping me solve it, this is obviously bullying, right? I'm being bullied by her again! Bastard! I'm! I'd like to see what she has to say to me when school goes to!
But wait! If I don't have to "dry up" anything, I close my eyes and start fantasizing about Xiaoqin's graceful body! Maybe it's sexier than her real body! I couldn't sleep when I was seduced by Xiaoqin, and I fantasized about Xiaoqin's appearance and self-desecration, how pitiful I was!
No way! Let's use some power-ups! Anyway, our family is the only one who lacks this.,There is.,There's a H comic with a scratch on the cover under the bed! Just use it!
Ah, the style of painting is not bad, quite practical...... I just had a cool moment.,Suddenly found something wrong - this H man is a sister control topic! I used to think I could use it when I didn't have a sister.,Now with Amy's sister.,Isn't it a bit perverted for me to use this kind of book to masturbate!?
Flip through it quickly.,This content is not only a sister control, but also a ghost animal! There's no story of a love affair with my sister.,These demon-like brothers either use drugs or force X.,And lock my sister in the basement as an X slave! Hey, your sister is crying! Innocent eyes are full of tears, and you can still do it!
I shook the book out of my hand as if I was dodging a poisonous snake, and in a fit of rage I found another one, this one was a celebrity feature, and the actress who was coerced into dancing a striptease in a speakeasy was quite punctual at first.
As a result, the second one became a Lori star! was forced by a ghost animal agent to hold a microphone and sing his famous song naked! Nima's identities overlap with Amy again! How much do you hate me, Japanese H comic authors!
It's just three things.,I changed to another H man.,I originally wanted to find a fantasy theme.,But it didn't.,Only a female police theme remains.。 Although the black policewoman in the first story immediately reminded me of the image of the squad leader, and the treatment she was treated quite miserably for her undercover failure, I still shamelessly watched it and solved it.
Ah, looking at the lump of paper in my hand, my heart returned to the sage mode - how ugly humans are! How boring love is! What a depravity the flesh has! I will never do such a stupid thing again!
But no matter what, I'm still running a stupid adult store.
I turned on the computer and logged in to the Taobao Want Want online store version, and found that the customer who bought the clothes worn by Shu Zhe had sent a good review.
Popeye: "I've been in contact with the model's skin, and there's a tempting fragrance everywhere!" ”
Wow, after the courier arrives, can't wait to inspect the goods with your nose? Which nostril do you use to smell the "seductive fragrance"? It's all psychological! In fact, we don't have a model lady in our store, only a women's teenager! I'm sorry if you've already jerked off with those clothes! I didn't want to hurt anyone! It was you who said that I would give me a bad review if I didn't sell it to you, so I had to do this kind of thing!
As a reputable buyer of diamonds, Popeye was very happy to confirm the receipt, so that my family's Alipay received the payment.
I put down the mouse and hesitated for a long time in front of the LCD screen. I firmly believe that there is a way to steal, even if it is selling disgraceful sex toys, I hope to keep the bottom line and operate with integrity. But today I finally sold a fake to a customer, and I was a little shocked.
But this is also a helpless thing, who makes my family can't afford to hire a regular graphic model, and wants to use the pseudo-mother to make up the number? And I've never taken the initiative to sell the clothes Shu Zhe wore! It's you ghosts who have lost their minds, and if you don't sell it to you, you'll stick to me!
Amitabha, although Shu Zhe doesn't like physical exercise, but at least he is healthy, there are no germs and he loves to be clean, you basically haven't suffered any substantial losses, as long as you never know the truth, then there will be no psychological losses......
But I still hope that there will be no similar customers in the future, can't you buy my relatively "normal" products? I always feel that if this continues, the "Happy Valley Sex Toy Store" will become the "Happy Valley Perverted Supplies Store"!
I saw a message on the message board of the online store:
- Miss Model is very beautiful, but the scale of the photos is too low! And there are no photos of models for items like the "Sheer Tulle Garter Skirt Set" and the "Leopard Print Sex Strands Tight Game Uniform"! This is a hot product on the Internet! Hurry up and make up for it!
I took a look at the models of these two items in someone else's store.
Nima's pit daddy! The front effect of the "Sheer Tulle Garter Skirt Set" is like an A'V cover, not to mention the navel and lower abdomen, but even the lower hemisphere is completely exposed! My PS is completely at the level of two or five eyes, how can I give Shu Zhe PS that kind of boobs! Do you want me to hire my father-in-law Cao as an online store artist and involve this big loss? No matter how you think about it, you feel that there are endless troubles!
The "Leopard Print Sex Slingstrap Tight Game Uniform" has the potential to cheat, it is generally like a swimsuit with more garter belt and stockings (and two playful fingerless gloves), and it doesn't really highlight the chest, when the time comes, I just need to ask Shu Zhe to pose a frontal pose, and then PS a career line on the chest.
Anyway, the photos of the models in this online store wearing leopard print game clothes, the side photos and back photos of the PP weishenme played a cover card with the word "forbidden"?
Oh, I remember - I can't see it from the front, but this game suit is paired with T-pants! There is only one thread that strangles the buttocks, and Taobao is not a grass pomegranate community, of course, it must be covered with a "forbidden" brand!
Isn't Nima's level a little fast? Two days ago, I was still a decent nurse uniform, and I was going to wear T-pants so soon! And Shu Zhe not only has to cover it with "forbidden" in the back, but also covers it in the front! Otherwise, if the customer sees the suspicious bulge, my online store should be surrounded and suppressed for using a pseudo-mother as a model!
But you can't cover it! The front of the model in other people's online stores is not covered, and I cover this time, isn't there no silver three hundred taels here?
Fortunately, Shu Zhe's development is not so exaggerated, if he pushes back, maybe he can be confused?
He's going to have to resist when the time comes, right? Just letting him wear T-pants is a humiliation for the boss, right? But this is also so that our online store can sell normal goods, so as not to degenerate into a perverted supply store!
Ah, although I try to make sure that my customers are not psychopathic, I always feel that I have stepped into the field of perverts, but I can't help it, it's all for business! What a hard effort and sacrifice I made to increase my turnover while maintaining the bottom line! This kind of great vow that I will not go to hell and who will go to hell is not understandable to mortals!
When I woke up, it was Meihaode Friday, and after practicing a few rounds of boxing with the old man on the shore of Dongshan Lake, and listening to the old man complain about his unlucky grandson, I came to school again in good spirits.
It was a little early, and when I was idle to sharpen a 2B pencil with a pencil sharpener, Xiao Qin walked into the classroom and sat down in her place.