Seeing that I stuffed the pencil into the hole of the pencil sharpener, very hard and relieved, Xiaoqin frowned, showing a little scared.

"That, classmate Ye Lin, I'm sorry yesterday!"

Xiao Qin respectfully daoqian to me.

I continued to play with my pencil sharpener and ignored her.

Two days ago, Grandpa Cao told me that he had watched a lot of small movies recently, and when he saw two objects, he imagined that they were in OOXX, and if he saw the compass and the eraser together, he felt that the compass and the eraser were in OOXX.

Speaking of which, there's nothing more OOXX like an OOXX combination than a pencil and a pencil sharpener in stationery, isn't it a bit sexually suggestive to fiddle with this thing in front of Xiaoqin?

But I didn't mean to, I sharpened the pencil first, and you came later!

Xiaoqin's gaze dodged the pencil knife and fell on my desk as messy as a pig's nest, all kinds of textbooks you press me, I press you, quite entangled to eternity. The biology textbook is on the color page of animal reproduction, and the illustrations of pigs, horses, and donkeys are detailed and detailed, showing that the painter is quite familiar with the physiology of animals.

Xiaoqin, who saw the illustration, seemed to have realized something, and bowed to me again and said:

"I was really wrong, I shouldn't have given Ye Lin the nickname 'Wild Donkey' in the past......"

What the? It's been so many years since you came to daoqian! It's more than a nickname! Except for the one time before you moved, you always call me "wild ass", right? Influenced by you, other children also call me that, do you know how sad I am! A lot of children who don't know the inside story really think that my surname is "wild"! A few years ago, Yoshihiko Noda became the Prime Minister of Japan, and someone left a message in my QQ space, congratulating my "family" on becoming the leader of Japan!

"It's all because of this nickname, now Ye Lin's body has become abnormal......"

Huh? Although I hate this nickname, my body has not become abnormal because of this, and I think that this strong body is more satisfying than the previous thinness!

Curiously, he glanced at the illustration of the biology textbook, in which Mr. Donkey's tube attached to his abdomen revealed the answer.

Is it necessary for Nima to draw so clearly! The donkey has no privacy, and no one will code it out?

I remember that Li Zicheng, who was obviously very suspicious of the one-eyed dragon, was drawn in the history textbook as a wise and martial talent, and he had no regard for authenticity - did the authenticity come back in the biology textbook? Sure enough, the policies of the State Education Commission and the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television have stifled the painter's enthusiasm for the creation of humanoid creatures, and they can only turn to depicting animals! Is this the same reason why "Pleasant Goat" is so popular!

It's far away, but what is certain is that Xiaoqin scolded me for being a donkey again because of the nickname "wild donkey", in fact, she scolded me for being a donkey again!

Bastard! I'm just a little bit of a Spartan 14-year-old, don't compare me to a brute! Even if I'm really a donkey, you don't have anything to be proud of as a donkey's girlfriend!

While preparing the textbook for the first class, Xiaoqin swore that

"Although Ye Lin has unfortunately become strange, I will take responsibility! It may take some mental preparation time, but I'll take responsibility! This is the unshirkable responsibility of my girlfriend! ”

You've just become weird! No matter how normal your appearance is, your brain structure has already become strange! And he said that he would be responsible...... You ran away last night when you were most responsible! You're obviously using all kinds of despicable means to play tricks on me, right?

Hmph, sooner or later, I'm going to dump you off!

During the recess, because I heard that Gong Caicai fell and was crying on the way to the classroom with the newly issued textbooks, several girls talked about it:

"Why didn't she ask people to help? If those dead boys in our class knew about this, they would definitely line up to help her, right? Why do you have to do it yourself? ”

"Well, it's not too introverted! I used to dare to ask the squad leader for help, but in the past two days, she was even scared when she saw the squad leader, and she didn't know ...... weishenme"

"The squad leader is also kind to do bad things, so Gong Caicai as a school committee member didn't make her cheerful at all! This school committee might as well be the class leader himself! ”

"That's the same, the class leader's academic performance is not much worse than Gong Caicai, and the midterm exam is only two places lower than Gong Caicai, isn't it? The words of the class president and school committee ......"

Father-in-law Cao suddenly joined the discussion uninvited:

"No! The class president can't be the school committee! ”

The other girls looked surprised and suspicious.

“weishenme？ In addition to being too busy, which condition has not been met? ”

Gonggong Cao smiled contemptuously: "If the class leader wants to be the school committee, he has to face the innate disadvantages!" ”

His ridiculous statement aroused the curiosity of the girls.

"What's the disadvantage of the squad leader? I've never heard of a weakness in the squad leader before! ”

"Hey, I heard that the squad leader seems to be afraid of rats......"

"Cut, say it as if you're not afraid, and besides, Gong Caicai is not just a mouse, there is nothing on Shijie that she is not afraid of, right?"

When everyone's appetite was satisfied, Gonggong Cao said unhurriedly:

"Although the class leader can't be the school committee, I can do it concurrently!"

The girls were even more amazed.

"You? Your academic performance is in the bottom two of our class every day, why are you also a school committee! ”

"Yes, yes, and you don't have a position, even if you become a school committee, you can't use the word 'concurrently'! Do you still covet other positions in our class? ”

Gonggong Cao laughed strangely:

"I said that I can be a (rape) school committee is able to (rape)! Because I'm a man, and the squad leader is a woman! The squad leader has to be physically limited! The squad leader doesn't have that equipment! Not only do I want to be a member of the school committee, but the other boys in my class want to be a school committee! ”

Only then did the girls understand what Grandpa Cao's intentions were, and they couldn't help but be annoyed, and a group of people pressed Grandpa Cao to the ground and beat him.

Father-in-law Cao, who had a blue nose and swollen face, lay on the ground and stretched out his fleshy fat hand to me: "Master, save me!" ”

Originally, the kicks of those girls were not serious injuries, and Grandpa Cao also peeked at the scenery under their skirts from a low perspective, until Xiong Yaoyue was attracted by the chaos and asked what the girls were doing.

"Father-in-law Cao took advantage of the girl, we are cleaning him up!"

A girl whose name I couldn't remember replied.

"Okay, count me in!" Xiong Yaoyue came over with her arms and sleeves rolled up, but the first kick on Grandpa Cao's ass made Grandpa Cao's mouth shape become an O-shaped octopus.

"Master save me! The ass is in half! How can I say that I am also a big disciple of the master, and I can't be bullied by the people of the Emei faction! ”

"You're the Emei faction!" Xiong Yaoyue kicked and scolded, "Your whole family is an Emei faction!" See if I don't kick you to death! ”

She kicked more and more vigorously, so that the other girls came over to persuade worriedly:

"Little Bear, don't really kick him out......"

"yes, I think I heard some strange sound just now......"

I saw that Grandpa Cao's punishment was almost over, so I walked over and pulled him away from the girls, and the other girls avoided me one after another, only Xiong Yaoyue continued to kick Grandpa Cao's ass unrelentingly, even if I stood up with Grandpa Cao, she still kicked in the back.

Every time Xiong Yaoyue kicked, Gonggong Cao screamed strangely, which seemed to have not only pain but also a dark element.

Father-in-law Nima Cao, you are really perverted! Why is this the virtue of my senior disciple? It's really discrediting the master, you just jump off a cliff and upgrade and come back!

I dragged Father-in-law Cao to the back of the classroom, and Xiong Yaoyue was still chasing after her and kicking, as if Father-in-law Cao was able to take steps because of her kicking.

"Hey, Yueyue, you're almost done!" I stopped, "Grandpa Cao's ass is not a football, how about you let the family sit on a chair in class, right?" ”

"It doesn't matter," Xiong Yaoyue said very generously, "If you have anything to do with Grandpa Cao, just tell him, I will only kick and not talk to the side, and it will not hinder you!" ”

Father-in-law Cao's eyes once again had a look of "master help".

In other words, the Emei faction is a bit too much today, and I, as an elder, have to maintain the order of the rivers and lakes.

So I blocked Gonggong Cao behind me, wanting to see if Xiong Yaoyue dared to kick me.

Xiong Yaoyue frowned, and when she wanted to continue kicking over for the sake of face, she saw the class leader walking in from the back door of the classroom, she quickly gathered her legs and walked back to her seat in a daze.

I proposed to my father-in-law Cao, who was living for the rest of his life after the disaster, to ask him to take the time to teach me PS skills, which would be useful for my family's online store.