217 Sincere and friendly Young Master Han
For pansy, Han Xu can't say that he hates or likes it. After all, she has saved herself several times before and after, but in the same way, she almost killed herself with her own hands.
This is a fickle and cold woman. Well...... For the sake of her alluring appearance, let's call her a woman. If this woman's actions had been put in the past, no matter how good Han Xu was, she would have staged ten or eight full martial arts exercises with her. Of course, the premise is that he can beat others......
Now the situation in his body is a mess, the merit barrier has been broken, the yin qi is completely destroyed, and the newly born yang and yin qi are mixed together and do not distinguish each other, and it is difficult to separate them. can mix yin and yang qi so distinctively and so porcelain, Han Xu is estimated to be the first since the beginning of the world.
What's more, the meridians in his body are chaotic, and there are a lot of secret wounds, and if he wants to provoke other pansies in this state, Han Xu definitely has a high fever or his brain is burned out. It's not that he didn't think about taking Bodhi seeds, but after thinking about it for a while, he dispelled this idea again, and looking at his changing face, God knows what the hell he was thinking.
People say that a gentleman is frank and a villain has a cock, and Han Xu feels that he is a villain, so he is quite proud. It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, he is a villain, wait for the master to beat you and see how the master cleans you up!
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Lilies, pansies, how are they all flower names? There don't seem to be any other flowers in hell except for Manju Sawah!? Doubts are doubts, but Han Xu has no intention of getting to the bottom of it, he actually wants to be close to others.
Look at Pansy's cold reaction. Han Xu changed the topic very interestingly: he wanted to build a fire.
That's what he really intended.
The Shura people present were noncommittal after hearing this, and they had time to toss with him. They wanted to see what tricks this maverick man could play. Judging by his previous performance, maybe it could be a good toy.
Han Xu, who didn't know that he had been labeled as a toy, saw that no one objected, so he happily pulled out a grill, more than 20 kinds of spices, a large bundle of iron skewers, ten trays and 30 catties of coal from the soul seal. You see, I'll just say that this bear kid is ready...... You really think hell is Hawaii! Dare to love your grandson who came to play barbecue on vacation, right?
Fortunately, these Shura didn't know what this thing was, otherwise Han Xu would definitely be lit with a sky lantern.
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Men conquer shijie, women conquer men, and gastronomy conquer humans. Shura is one of the few races in Hell that needs to get energy from food like humans. So this sentence is equally applicable to them. The Shura people have stayed at least a thousand years under this abyss. The lightness they show when they eat fishy and shameful raw meat is not something that can be achieved overnight, and they must have developed this habit a long time ago.
The freshly made meat skewers are placed on the grill and sprinkled with a variety of delicious seasonings, and the fat of the meat pieces that have been grilled over the charcoal fire is dripping continuously. An enticing aroma began to spread through the air. It's just that this mellow smell has made all the gluttonous insects accumulated by the Shura people for thousands of years be hooked by these fragrant meat skewers. Even Pansy couldn't help but twitch her nose.
The corners of Han Xu's mouth, who saw all this through the afterglow, curled slightly. He knew his purpose had been accomplished.
The flesh of this beast was very tender, and it was cooked thoroughly after only a short roast, sprinkled with cumin and sesame seeds. Probably the first plate of meat skewers ever made in hell was so freshly baked.
Han Xu walked over to Pansy and sat down, handed over the tray, and said with a chuckle, "Taste, my kebab skills are not bad." ”
Pansy glanced at the plate of meat skewers, then looked at him and asked, "Is this a slave's offering to their master?" ”
Han Xu smiled bitterly. This woman is really proud to the core.
"It's not."
Hearing this, Pansy simply turned around and said coldly, "Take your alms and get out of here!" ”
"Although the process was a bit twisty and unbearable, it is a fact that I survived thanks to you." Han Xu stood up and walked to her side and said solemnly.
From the bottom of his heart, he admires such a person, who is principled and can withstand temptation. Those who can withstand temptation may not be able to achieve great things, but those who achieve great things can definitely withstand temptation!
"Your life is only worth this plate of meat?" Although Pansy's tone was calm, Han Xu still saw her banter in her eyes.
"And what do you want!?" Han Xu asked rhetorically.
"Be my slave." Pansy looked at him with burning eyes.
Han Xu smiled bitterly again. This woman is not only proud, but also stubborn! Unfortunately, Han Xu is also very tough.
"No way. If I could, don't ask for it again, I won't say yes. Han Xu shook his head resolutely, "If your original intention was purely to save me, then I am simply an insult to you and to me by doing this, but I remember that it seems that your original purpose was to kill me as well!?" ”
Pansy disdained to quibble and lie, so she looked at him silently, which was considered a tacit acquiescence.
Han Xu didn't intend for her to answer, and continued, "And you should know very well that I have already returned the life you saved before." ”
Pansy narrowed her pupils and snorted in agreement with his words.
Indeed, at that time, Han Xu's legs were broken and her life was in danger, and the moment she turned to leave, Han Xu was equivalent to giving her life back. As for his survival, it can be said without modesty that he won the respect of everyone, including Pansy, and won it back himself.
"So, this is your thank you for calling Sayuri over to help me heal." Han Xu said calmly.
Glancing at him expressionlessly, Pansy was silent for a moment, and then snorted coldly and picked up a skewer of meat, which was considered to agree with his statement. Of course, she can be persuaded by Han Xu so easily, and the fragrant meat skewers in front of her also play a vital role, no matter what kind of woman she is, she actually has a foodie's heart deep down!
As soon as the skewer entered her mouth, Pansy's eyes lit up. The skewers are grilled golden brown. The right heat allows the aroma of the seasoning to completely penetrate into the meat, and when you bite into it and chew it gently, the fragrant but not greasy deliciousness instantly explodes in the taste buds!
"Han Xu, Han Xu!" Sayuri walked up to Han Xu at some point, reached out and tugged at the corner of his clothes, "So I have a share?" ”
"Of course, you can't forget Sayuri." Han Xu naturally reached out and touched Sayuri's head, then stretched out the plate, "Take as much as you want." ”
Sayuri's eyes turned into a pair of crescents when she heard this, and she instinctively wanted to take away all the meat skewers, but her actions paused again, and then she smiled and pulled out one and shook it at Han Xu. "One Lily is enough."
Han Xu smiled and said nothing. In my heart, I was impressed by her. She behaves very well, knows how to make trade-offs, is extremely disciplined, and most importantly she is smart......
Han Xu raised his head. He glanced at the eyes of the Shura crowd focused on him. He grinned suddenly. Lifting the tray and saying loudly, "The little brother didn't bring any gifts when he first arrived, and there is a way that meeting is fate." If you don't dislike the lack of cooking skills, these are the ones I invite you! ”
The Shura crowd was actually about to go crazy for a long time, but for the sake of face and not like Sayuri took the initiative to ask for it, as soon as he said this, the Shura crowd under the steps naturally agreed to it boldly, and their favor towards him also skyrocketed.
As soon as the meat skewers were in their mouths, their tears were about to fall. It's delicious, it's delicious! In the eyes of these Shura, who are used to eating fishy and raw meat, skewers for a dollar at most in the human world, it is the first delicacy in the world!
But how many things can be eaten in one meat skewer, three bites and two bites, how can such a delicious skewer be enough!? And then the question arises! Two catties of meat can make about fifty skewers at most, but there are more than forty Shura present, and after one skewer per person, there are still three left on the plate.
To whom are these three!?
"I killed this barking beast, and it should be given to me!" One of the big men was the first to speak.
"! You can kill it without labor to cover for you!? Should be given to me! A man with a scar on his face said disapprovingly.
"Damn, you haven't eaten enough labor, you grab a fart!" As soon as he finished speaking, an old man next to him who looked to be sixty or seventy years old raised his leg and kicked him, "Do you understand respecting the old and loving the young, I don't have a few days to live, let me eat a meal of haode before I die......"
"your grandpa's stomach piercing! Six hundred years ago, you took away my three vines so darkly, do you dare to make a face! A bewitching woman next to him gave him a disdainful look.
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For these three skewers, the Shura crowd was so noisy that a blushing face and thick neck, and one by one rolled his arms to his sleeves, and they were about to fight.
"Alright, stop arguing!" Suddenly, an angry roar sounded, and a woman in her thirties crossed her waist and pointed at Han Xu and said, "You say, who should these three be given to!" ”
Han Xu laughed secretly in his heart, but his face remained silent, "If I had to decide, I wouldn't give anyone these three skewers...... I've been busy for so long, why do you have to leave me some!? ”
"Uh......" The woman didn't expect Han Xu to come with such a hand, and she was stunned for a moment.
But what Han Xu said is completely reasonable! It's unacceptable to say that people don't make things that people eat!
"Heh, in fact, you don't have to be so frustrated, if you want to eat, the grill materials are there, you can bake it yourself." Han Xu reminded with sincere and sincere kindness.
As soon as Han Xu said this, the Shura crowd suddenly realized, and said that they were right, and their favorability towards Han Xu increased a lot, and even a few upright people even patted Han Xu's shoulder with a smile like friends they hadn't seen for many years.
Han Xu also smiled humbly, walked back to Pansy's side and sat down, picked up a stick and ate it silently.
"Treacherous." Pansy glanced at him, then openly reached out and snatched the other two skewers from his hand, saying coldly as he ate.
Han Xu looked at Pansy eating skewers for a moment, and then shook his head for the third time and smiled bitterly. He can see that Pansy doesn't like to talk, but he doesn't like to talk nonsense, most of this woman is watching coldly, but as soon as she speaks, she is definitely to the point.
In the face of her accusations, Han Xu really couldn't deny it, because he did trick them again! (To be continued......)