218 You don't understand the world of paranoia

Han Xu really couldn't imagine that a skewer could be grilled in so many styles, and although these skewers have a variety of shapes, they all have a common feature - they don't eat when they are fed to dogs!

Oh my God, is this really a barbecue!? Are you sure that they are really grilling meat!!

Heaven is fair, it has given the Shura clan a long life, strong strength, and handsome appearance, but it also makes their ability to cook a terrible mess! Han Xu finally knew that these Shura Weishenme had been living a life of drinking blood for thousands of years......

"I did exactly what you did! How could this be!? A woman with an iron stick in her hand and black charcoal asked angrily.

"weishenme, I can't bake this!?" A big man muttered puzzled. Han Xu leaned over and almost knelt down for him. The meat on this skewer weighs at least half a catty!

"I always think I smell weird, can you taste it!?" An old man was holding a skewer that had been smoked to a gray-brown color, and he had to feed it to Han Xu.

After trying more than a dozen people back and forth, none of them succeeded, seeing this scene, the Shura who were waiting in line behind them were half cold, and hurriedly invited Han Xu to help them guide them.

"You're too anxious for this fire, you have to turn the skewers frequently."

"You're not a skewer, it's called teppanyaki! What is teppanyaki!? I'll do it for you when I'm free. ”

"You have filled too much coal and suppressed the fire, and it is not a barbecue at all, but smoked meat!"

“……”

Han Xu pointed out their shortcomings one by one, and they only knew. It turns out that the seemingly simple barbecue is nowhere near as simple as what they saw before......

However, cooking is a practice, and it is not something that can be taught to them by saying a few words. And Han Xu knew that even if they could get it right, the things they made would definitely not be as delicious as the ones they made! Do they know what seasonings to put in what dishes, when to put them, and how much to put them!? This is not something that anyone can control!

So after their own DIY failed, the good man Han Xu couldn't bear to look at their pitiful appearance, and spent more than an hour making all the essence meat of the strange beast into a skewer, which completely relieved these Shura people's greed.

It's just a meal. All the Shura became blue-eyed towards Han Xu. Even the words are with a little enthusiasm.

This is the effect that Han Xu wants!

He wants to prove that his existence is meaningful, and only then can he be respected and cared for while keeping him safe! A good-for-nothing person is not qualified to make irresponsible remarks!

It's just a barbecue. There is nothing commendable in the human world. But in hell...... Chef Han felt that his happiness was about to fly.

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"You sleep here." Pansy said, pointing to a corner in the cave.

"What about you!?" Han Xu asked tentatively.

Pansy pointed at the stone bed.

“…… I see a lot of free caves outside. I'll just sleep on the rest. "Han Xu is not stupid, a stone bed is also a bed, it's better than laying on the floor! Not to mention. He always felt weird in the same room with this woman.

"I'm not comfortable with you." Pansy said bluntly, "I'm going to prevent you from running away until you agree to be my slave." ”

"Why are you so stubborn! Besides, I still haven't figured out where this place is, and where can I run again!? Han Xu held his forehead.

"Don't wander around, you'll die." Pansy ignored him directly, and after saying that, Kazui lay down on the stone bed and began to take a nap.

Glancing at the dark outside, and thinking about his current body, which was at most a little stronger than an ordinary person, Han Xu silently gave up his plan to go out on an adventure. In this unfamiliar ghost place, it's better to be cautious.

Lord's journey is a sea of stars, and Han Xin can endure the humiliation of his crotch, so what is it for us Han Xu to make a floor shop! Comforting himself silently, Han Xu shrank in the corner and fell asleep unconsciously.

After all, it was a serious injury that had not healed, and this sleep was very heavy. I don't know how long he slept, but he opened his eyes in a daze, and his heart was so frightened that he stopped beating twice.

Pansy crouched in front of him, her eyes staring at him unblinking, her vertical pupils radiating a faint light.

"What are you doing!?" Han Xu asked strangely.

"I'm thinking about how to take you as my slave." Pansy said bluntly.

Han Xu couldn't cry or laugh. He found it too difficult to communicate with paranoia.

"Then you go ahead ......" Han Xu yawned and was about to fall asleep again, and Pansy made him completely refreshed with a word.

"You're cursed."

“…… How do you know? Han Xu asked in surprise. It was clear that she was right, Gu Magic was indeed a branch of the Curse Technique. It's just that Han Xu doesn't understand, he never mentioned it!?

"Follow me." Pansy stood up and walked out with him.

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"It's not a few days before the end of this moon, so hurry up." The little black dressed in white was carrying a chain on his body, stepping on a treasure seal, and screaming at the 100,000 evil ghosts below. These 100,000 evil spirits cover the sky and the sun, and if you don't pay attention to it, you will think it is a huge dark cloud floating in the air.

"Yes, sir!" One hundred thousand evil ghosts responded in unison, and then these hundred thousand evil ghosts let out a long roar, and countless black lights in the changing wind and clouds streaked across the night sky and went straight in all directions.

"Night Wanderer, I'm sorry for you." Xiao Hei said to a man in a black cloak beside him.

"Gah! It's a trifle. Pu Feng! There was a hoarse voice like cutting metal from inside the black cloak, he clapped his hands, and a beast howl like a dog barking suddenly sounded, and a strange beast about three meters tall and looked like a male lion but had three eyes, and the moonlight rushed like the wind.

The night wandering god lightly floated up and fell on Pu Feng's body with a slight tiptoe, he stretched out his shriveled and thin hand and patted the head of the strange beast, Pu Feng raised his head to the sky and let out a long roar, and the moonlight in the air suddenly fell in a string, turning the red soil into a silvery white.

Moonlight is like a radar + searchlight with a large range. In just a few breaths, Pu Feng barked sharply in one direction, and his four hooves had already jumped out as soon as he carried the night wandering god.

Xiao Hei and her five hundred Yin Cao guards and the bull head who had been smiling immediately followed, and after running for two or three miles, Pu Feng's figure was already standing quietly.

Xiao Hei and the others arrived to find that under the reflection of the moonlight, there was a clear row of footprints on the ground stretching into the distance.

"It seems that I really went to the corner of evil thoughts...... What to do, chase or not? Xiao Hei was a little out of idea for a while. She is no stranger to the name of this evil thought corner, it is definitely a place where people and ghosts cannot enter, and it is really reluctant to enter with her strength, I am afraid that she may not be able to block the invasion of the fog. Not to mention. There is more to this fog than endless erosion. The deepest ones are the scariest!

"It's all come to this point, you have to see people alive and dead to see corpses, and if you don't enter, you have to enter. The worst of the worst can't let this onmyoji fold in our hands. The bull head said coldly, "I have three miasma exorcism talismans that I got from the old man. Use it. ”

"I'll forget it. The night is my world. The night wanderer smiled predictably. Stretching out his hand and patting the Pu Feng under him, a man and a beast rushed into the mist all the way with the moonlight and followed the footprints.

Xiao Hei pursed his lips, "I hate his virtue the most." ”

"Yin Cao Si's group of people are not all the way to us after all." The bull head smiled. "Let's go, after all this time, I can only hope that the little guy can survive."

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“…… It's like a worm but it's not quite.,It's an interesting little thing.。 In a dimly lit cave, the old man who smoked the skewers before put down Han Xu's arm and said with a smile.

"Can you solve it!?" Han Xu said with a sad face, took out the glass cup and handed it to the old man, "It is said that this lamp oil can remove it......"

"Huh!? This is...... No, it's a fake, just a Seiko imitation. Hearing this, the old man took the glass cup, reached out and picked out the lamp oil inside and sniffed it under his nose, and then the tail behind him 'snapped' and exploded, and said proudly, "The curse technique was originally invented by my Shura and the Devil clan, and each occupies half of the country." Although the nature of this little thing in your body is quite special, it is only a matter of minutes to solve it! And voila! ”

The old man took out a handful of transparent stones out of nowhere, and then took out half of the fruit rhizome, and then took out a beetle that had been dead for a long time......

After a while, he turned out more than a dozen strange materials, his eyes burst into green light, his hands pulled out a green silk thread, the silk thread quickly woven into a net bag, the net bag sucked and shrunk all the materials into it, a burst of orange fire flashed, after the net bag was opened again, a pile of reddish-brown powder appeared on it, "pinch it and eat it." ”

Han Xu took it and threw it into his mouth without thinking too much, but as soon as he thought that as soon as this powder entered his mouth, a fishy smell rushed straight to the Tianling Gai, Han Xu was disgusting, no, no, he stumbled outside the cave and vomited.

And at this time, the red line on his arm suddenly became active, and the green tendons on his entire arm burst out, and the red lines seemed to be eating viagra, squirming frantically and climbing, the muscles were twisted, the blood vessels were swollen, and it looked disgusting.

Vomit!

There was a sudden itching in his throat, and Han Xu retched again, but this time he spit out a red worm that was half a meter long from his mouth!

Han Xu, who was already much better, saw this scene and vomited again.

However, no matter how disgusting it is, the red line on Han Xu's arm is gone, and it is also a fact that he spits out a worm, so this old man is not bragging. He never imagined that the problem that had been bothering them for nearly a month would be solved so quickly, and it seemed that this trip to hell was indeed worth it.

"Thank you for your kindness, this is a rare wine that is not easy to see even in the human world, and I don't have much in stock, you can try it." Han Xu put away the excess powder from the old man, then took out a bottle of burning knives and gave it to the old man, and praised the bottle of wine with a retail price of twenty-nine yuan and eight to the sky without a little face. The old man took a sip in disbelief, his eyes lit up suddenly, and he gave Han Xu a thumbs up very satisfied, and then ...... fell headlong to the ground.

It was the old man who ate three catties of poison and overturned the boat in the gutter, and he was directly knocked down with a burning knife...... As evidence, alcohol is sometimes much more powerful than poison. (To be continued......)