"Tie me up!?" I protested, "You're too sloppy!" Before he became a policeman, he started kidnapping people, and when he became a policeman, he still had to do it? ”

"It's nothing to do with **, it's just to protect myself."

The squad leader reluctantly glanced at the air conditioner on the wall, although the temperature was 26 °C, but because the window glass was damaged, there was always hot air coming in from outside the room, making it very stuffy.

In such a room, it is very normal to want to take a shower before going to bed, but because of my presence, it has become a difficult technical task.

"You put the ...... first Put on the vest first! ”

I hung my chest after taking a shower, and it was clear that the squad leader didn't appreciate the beauty.

I scratched my head in annoyance, "As I said earlier, it's because my vest and jacket are wet that I have to take it off and dry it!" Men are creatures, it's okay to wear pants indoors! ”

Unable to refute me for a moment, the squad leader bit his lower lip.

"If you're willing to be naked, be naked! But I'm going to take a shower, and you're going to cooperate with me to tie you up! ”

Due to the temperature in the room, the squad leader has changed from "I want to take a bath" at the beginning to "I must take a bath", and he uses a full command tone.

In fact, ask yourself, if the squad leader doesn't do any insurance measures and goes into the bathroom to take a bath, I can't do things like sneaking up on the squad leader, but peeking or something, I really can't hold it.

Even Odysseus, the famous hero of Greek mythology, took the means of tying himself to the mast of the ship in the face of the Siren's singing.

The squad leader, who advocates water conservation, should not sing like a siren when taking a bath, but unlike the half-human, half-fish siren, the squad leader has legs! Streamlined, long legs that exude youthful charm! Even if it's through the frosted glass, I see the squad leader's naked body, I may not be able to hold it!

After thinking about it, tying me up in advance was really a rational choice, and I was quite proud of this adventure with the hero Odysseus.

"Okay, okay, okay, if I can move freely anyway, you won't dare to take a shower, will you?" I glanced at the squad leader with a sense of superiority, "If you can rest assured, just tie me up!" ”

"Well...... "Well," I added with a wicked smile, "if you don't tie it well, I'll break free, and no one else is to blame!" ”

"I won't be tied up sturdy!" The squad leader replied confidently, then picked up the pillow towel on the bed and began to ponder the relative position of me, the TV, and the legs of the bed.

"You...... Face the TV, sit on the carpet with your back to the foot of the bed! The squad leader instructed me step by step, "Put your hands behind your back, just like listening to a lecture in class!" ”

I did so slowly, watching with interest what the squad leader would do next.

The squad leader was also skilled, wrapping a pillow towel around my wrist and tying it to the foot of the wooden bed.

Huh? This doesn't seem to be an ordinary way to tie it, is it the legendary tortoiseshell binding...... No, no, no, the legendary sailor's knot? It is also called the fisherman's knot, in short, the more you struggle, the tighter it gets, and you will never let the prey run away......

Squad leader, you are so professional! Did your ranger uncle teach you how to set traps, or did you learn it on TV to prepare for tying up prisoners in the future?

Maybe he used Shu Zhe as a practice object on weekdays and tried to tie up his younger brother!

Unexpectedly, Shu Zhe, as the "rope model" of my adult product store, basically did not take a few photos related to ropes, but was tied up by his sister! The squad leader must be using the increase in pocket money as a bait to persuade Shu Zhe to be his training object! Although the uninformed person accidentally sees his sister tying up his younger brother, there will be strange associations in his head, but the squad leader is actually for justice! It's all about bringing the prisoners to justice in the future, so that they won't run away easily!

I really underestimated the class leader! The squad leader tied my hands to the foot of the bed with a sailor knot, and I tried it, but I couldn't break free! If you exert any more strength, even the bed will vibrate!

The squad leader could see that I was trying to break free, and she seemed pleased with my repeated failures.

"Wait," I cried, "my hands are tied, how can I use the remote!" You can't take a shower without letting me watch TV, right? ”

The squad leader snorted and used the remote control to go to the channel of the animal world.

"African savannah shows, don't you like to watch the jungle? Just keep watching this! ”

I don't hate the animal world, but being firmly tied up by the squad leader still gives me an unexpected sense of humiliation.

"That...... Squad leader, you're tying up too tightly, let me relax a little, okay? In case the arm is amputated without blood......"

"No way, I'm measured!" The squad leader said very confidently, "How can a dangerous person like you do it without tying it tightly?" ”

It's like when Lu Bu was tied into a zongzi in Baimen Tower, others said to him, "The tiger has to be in a hurry"? Actually, I personally like Lu Bu, since in the eyes of you, the squad leader, I am similar to Lu Bu, so let you tie it up tighter and give you a false sense of security!

"Smack, smack"

The squad leader suddenly slapped me behind me, and I looked back inexplicably, my brow furrowed.

Then it was the squad leader's turn to frown, "Although I tied you up, I still can't stop you from looking back at the bathroom, I have to find a way to ......"

Bastard! I knew that Lu Dao pretended to have a stiff neck just now and didn't look back! Odysseus tied himself to the mast, and after all he enjoyed the siren's singing! This time, I can't even see the bathing show of the squad leader who is typing!

It turns out that in private, when there is no need to put on the majesty of the squad leader, Shu Sha's ability to think of bad ideas is not inferior to Xiong Yaoyue or Xiaoqin, she actually took the large feather pillow on the bed and tried to tie the pillow to the back of my neck.

What kind of image is Nima! There is a circle of light behind the heads of the Buddha and Jesus, which belong to the saints, and what grade is a pillow behind my head! The special effects are too rough, bastard!

The most annoying thing is that the squad leader tested it, and a pillow tied to the back of her head can indeed block my perspective, and she couldn't find a suitable fixing for a while, so she thought about it again and again, so she had to untie the belt of her jeans, put it around my neck, and then tied the pillow up again.

Shame on you! My image at this moment is like a giant spirit god in a super inferior mythological drama! And the belt is tied around the neck, which is super non-mainstream, I can only persuade myself, and the Yagami in the King of Fighters also wears a belt around his neck, so that he will not be humiliated to death!

However, being tied to the belt that the squad leader had just tied to his waist was a little inexplicable excitement.

Everything was ready to stop, and the squad leader breathed a sigh of relief, walked to the bathroom, lightly untied his shirt, and cleaned his body with the warm water of the showerhead.

The sound of the rushing water mixes with the roar of the lion on the TV to form an eerie concerto.

There was a knock on the door not far away, and I was shocked, for fear that the anti-pornography brigade that had inspected my father would launch a new wave of operations, if they broke down the door and found the squad leader taking a bath, and I was naked, tied to the foot of the bed, I must have thought that we were going to play SM games, and then I would not be able to speak.

Fortunately, it was just a false alarm, and the knocker on the door was quickly let in by the owner.

I felt at ease, and then made a few attempts, trying to shake off the pillow behind my head and at least take a look at the squad leader's bathing style, but I didn't succeed, so I had to look at the animal world in frustration.

I saw that the male lion on the African savannah was confronting the coyote, and the male lion opened his huge mouth and shouted:

"Meow~"

Meow a! The TV station is too irresponsible! That's what your lion is called! The Pleasant Goat has goat's horns and sheep's hair, after all, it's two-dimensional, don't mess around with me in the third dimension! It is precisely because of the extreme irresponsibility of wildlife knowledge (for example, a copy of "Meek Animals" I saw in a bookstore actually uses hippos as covers) that some Chinese tourists take pictures of female hippos during the feeding period, and they are bitten to death by hippos!

The hippopotamus is your sister's docile animal! It's the second-deadliest animal in the world! Second only to disease-spreading mosquitoes is good! The combat effectiveness of an adult male hippopotamus is greater than that of a group of lionesses, about equal to two male lions! A creature that can get along with crocodiles day and night is not a docile animal!

"Meow~" The lion on the TV barked again.

There's more to come! I can forgive one mistake, and if I spread the wrong knowledge twice or three times, I will write a letter to the TV station to protest!

If I looked closely, there was no longer a lion on the TV, and the meowing creature was slowly walking towards me from under the window.

Scare Lao Tzu! It turned out to be a black cat! Did you climb in through a window with a glass missing? Climbed in along the thick branches of the locust tree, right? Did you come in looking for something to eat? Or do you think it's cooler to have an air conditioner in the house?

You're not a little bold! Look at you, you don't have the bloodline of the Cat Overlord, but you dare to ignore the hunter aura of the squad leader! The average cat should run away immediately from a distance of 10 meters, right?

Wait, today's situation is different, although the squad leader has a hunter aura that cats hate dogs, but I'm still quite popular with animals, and I once had a proud record of neutralizing the hunter's aura, this black cat should have been attracted to me, right?

If it comes, it will be safe. There are still a lot of meatloaf left over for dinner, and when the squad leader comes out of the shower and loosens the tie for me, I will feed it to you!

Hey, hey! You're in a hurry! What are you doing jumping on my knees! The meatloaf is on the coffee table, and if you want to eat, you can find it yourself!

I've never seen such a loved one of yours! Are you really a wildcat? Standing on two legs and putting his front paws on my bare chest! It's so itchy! Although the small meat pad is cute, I am teased by the cat when I can't move, and I feel more itchy than usual!

Wait a minute! Westerners say that black cats are unlucky, and I always don't think so, but what is it doing? It actually started to ...... Begin with a burred tongue and begin to ...... Tian my manly ru's head!

, this isn't food! It's numb, crispy, and itchy, and looking at its mysterious eyes, it doesn't seem strange to bite down at any time!

What a big crisis! I actually met a cat who likes to eat human flesh! Man-eating cats! Although a man's ru's head is useless, it hurts to be bitten off! And how ugly it is to be missing a ru' head! The class leader's obsessive-compulsive disorder may even get rid of the ru' head on the other side of me to pursue symmetry!