"Actually, there are many ways to get out of this room, but each one has mild side effects."

After deciding to make a bet with Zhuang Ni, the squad leader said to me in the gesture of holding a meeting:

"So, I decided that in order to prevent Gong Caicai from continuing to be harassed by Zhuang Ni, I want to insist on spending the night in this room, can you cooperate?"

"Huh? Of course you can, I'm here to help! ”

While nodding, he thought a little obscenely in his heart: I don't know what kind of cooperation the squad leader needs from me?

"You see, too, there's only one bed in the house......"

The squad leader was halfway through his words, and suddenly found that the sheets exuded a very discordant feeling.

"Ye Lin, is this sheet reversed?"

"No, absolutely not!" I strongly denied that just now because I had a nosebleed on it, I was worried that the store would ask me for cleaning fees afterwards, so I turned the sheet over and spread it, and the squad leader was concentrating on talking to Zhuang Ni at that time, and didn't notice my movements.

"I always feel suspicious......," the squad leader stared at the sheet for a while, then turned to me again, "Anyway, tonight I'll sleep in the bed, you sleep on the carpet!" ”

"Huh? Why! I blurted out, "I'm paying for the house, right?" Isn't it a little too polite for you to make such a decision? ”

It's not that I don't have a gentlemanly demeanor and refuse to give up the bed to the squad leader, but the squad leader actually has no polite humility, and there is no invitation like "it's okay for two people to squeeze", which really chills me!

The squad leader took out his wallet, took out three renminbi from it, handed it to me at a loss with a disgusted face, and then said:

"That's what I'm paying for! What other comments do you have? ”

The squad leader had already said that he would return the house money to me, which was a normal reaction for the squad leader who refused to take advantage of even a bottle of mineral water.

It's just that in the hotel, sitting on the bed and taking the money from the squad leader, how can there be a super awkward feeling! Why do I feel like I've been prostituted by the squad leader, and the squad leader is quite dissatisfied!

"That...... Class leader, I know that you have the financial power of your family, but I will pay for the house this time, I always feel that it is not appropriate to let the girls pay, it is really not good, we can also AA system......"

As a result, the squad leader was annoyed by my words.

"What do you say? Who wants to follow you AA system? This room wasn't opened for the two of us! ”

"I asked you to come along, I first wanted you to be a bodyguard, or even a thug or something, but it didn't work at all! We're just an employer and an employee now, and I just hope you don't hold me back now, you know! ”

Zhilu said...... So, squad leader, what do you need me as an employee to do now? ”

"First of all, put the ...... Turn up the volume of the TV to the maximum! I don't know why, Chairman Shusha, who was still commanding me just now, suddenly blushed slightly.

"Huh? 75% is loud enough! Squad leader: Do you want to stop Juanny from eavesdropping next door? Even if there is no interference from the TV, you can't hear it at all, right? ”

"Don't care! Anyway, turn up the volume first! ”

It was a bit unreasonable to order my squad leader, which made me feel unaccustomed, but I still turned up the volume to the limit according to her words.

Inexplicably, the squad leader, who had followed me to watch the boxing show for a while, suddenly left his seat, walked to the bathroom with a little difficulty, and turned back to me:

"I'm going to the bathroom, you can't peek, give me a good TV!"

I've been doing it for a long time, do you want to go to the toilet! Because I would be shy to hear the voice, I was asked to turn on the volume of the TV as a cover?

Some H man, who has a lot of life experience, told me that in this case, the average girl should turn on the faucet of the sink and let the sound of running water cover everything! Squad leader, you Bing Xue is smart, how can you not know this method, is it to save precious water for the Earth King?

As for the TV volume...... Dad told me,Speakers,Whether it's turned on to the highest volume or the lowest volume,The power consumption is actually the same,So squad leader, you really know a little common sense of household appliances! When covering up the shame, you should also consider whether it meets the concept of green environmental protection! No wonder Shu Zhe treats you as a negative example, you are so tired of living!

As mentioned earlier, the bathroom in the hotel is partitioned by frosted glass, and you can see the vague figure inside, so if I look back at this time, I can probably see that the squad leader's blue jeans have faded above or below the knee?

No, no, no, if you do this, what is the difference between me and the obscene Father-in-law Cao? Besides, the squad leader must be watching me intently.,Frosted glass in the bathroom or something.,It's basically the same as the thick code of the Japanese **.,Once I turn around.,The black hair and flesh-colored face on the back.,Even if it's coded, she should be able to tell it.。

"Now you can turn the volume down."

In a short time, the squad leader returned, with a refreshing body, and his arms were full of the smell of soap.

Human beings are indeed social animals, and the evidence is that even going to the toilet is contagious, and after the squad leader came back, I wanted to go again, so I stood up and pointed to the bathroom, and said in a very gentlemanly manner:

"It's my turn to make it easier, and I finally turned the TV volume back, so I don't have to turn it up anymore - I'm not afraid of being heard anyway!"

The squad leader took the remote control and looked back at me with a resentful look.

I couldn't help but be mischievous: "Actually, I won't mind if you come to peek......"

Nima! The slippers are flying! Luckily, I dodged it like lightning! As for it! On the side of the river bridge of the Daning River, you have even seen the uncoded, even if you look at the coded once this time, it doesn't matter!

When I entered the bathroom to empty my bladder, I realized that when I looked out from the inside, I could definitely tell if the people outside were looking at this side! The squad leader lifted the remote control to change the details of the channel, and I can see it clearly! Fortunately, when the squad leader was in there just now, I didn't take the opportunity to peep! Otherwise, you will definitely be caught!

"Squad leader, do you want to take a bath?"

When I finished urinating, I poked my head out of the bathroom and asked.

"You...... What do you mean! The squad leader held the remote control in his left hand and was ready to throw it over at any time, and the thumb of his right hand was clasped on the "redial" button of the mobile phone, probably once I made any changes, I called Zhuang Ni to save me.

"Squad leader, don't be so nervous, okay! I'm not that ghostly! ”

In fact, I want to take a bath, although I came out in rainproof silk pants this morning, but a rain still wet my jacket, although the basketball vest inside was dried by body temperature, there is still some moisture in it, I don't take a shower thoroughly, I always feel uncomfortable.

"Well, when I came out this morning, I let the rain pour and now I'm itchy, can I take a shower? If you want to wash it too, I'll let you wash it first! ”

"I don't wash! You can do whatever you want! ”

The squad leader turned his back to me angrily and changed the TV to a program about police dogs, fortunately, this program suited the squad leader's appetite very much, and it was enough to divert the psychological pressure of a big man taking a bath not far behind him.

In line with the simple concept that if you consume, you should enjoy it, and customers can't suffer, I used the hot water in the hotel to rinse every corner of my body, making myself look like a bun that has just come out of the cage.

Of course, it's a relatively robust kind of bun, not the kind with a big belly that can't see your own little jj.

In fact, every adolescent/girl who takes a bath will face the problem of cleaning himself.

If you ignore it because of the outdated concept, it is completely wrong, there was a tragedy in which a college boy did not clean his friends for more than ten years, resulting in an inflammatory cyst and almost cutting off the sunflower treasure book.

But it takes too long to wash and is not suitable.

I don't know about girls, but if boys wash their private parts for too long, they will definitely be converted into masturbation (according to Cao's father-in-law's survey, girls seem to have a certain proportion).

At this moment, I was taking a shower in the bathroom naked, facing the vague back of the squad leader, and when it was my turn to clean **, I couldn't help but feel a little inappropriate.

Although there is a layer of frosted glass, the straight-line distance between me and the squad leader is no more than 5 meters, and I am carrying the heated and expanded pipe to her, is it a little disrespectful!

But if I turned around and pointed my ass at the squad leader, I wouldn't have shown any special respect.

The top priority is to control the cleaning time, and don't wash and wash and become a masturbation!

The squad leader is like a cast of iron, watching the TV show without moving a bit, just because he doesn't want to see my naked body with a code! If I shamelessly masturbate to the squad leader, I won't have the face to face the squad leader's trust in the future!

After taking a shower, I put on my shorts and rainproof pants, and went barefoot with a big towel over my naked upper body.

The squad leader's silky long hair shook behind him, as if he was crying at the TV.

Huh? I didn't do anything! Just taking a shower near you does it hit you so hard? That's not right! You are a person with a younger brother, Shu Zhe bathes every day, you won't be so vulnerable!

After a closer look, it turned out that the squad leader was moved to cry by the TV program, which said that the retired soldier and the police dog he lived with day and night must be separated, and the police dog jumped on the roof of the car to prevent the soldier from leaving, and let out a sad wail, and the soldier also cried into tears.

Startled me, the squad leader may have touched the scene and remembered Xiao Hei who died of illness, right?

Hearing me come out of the bathroom, the squad leader wiped her tears with the sleeve of her white shirt, not wanting me to see her crying.

I pretended not to notice that she had cried, and asked casually, "Squad leader, I'm done washing, don't you really need to take a bath?" ”

The squad leader was stunned for a moment, I saw that she actually wanted to take a bath, it was summer, and the girls who loved cleanliness basically took a bath every day, and just now she knelt on the carpet to find the lost playing cards, and then wiped her tears with her sleeves, and her body was stained with a lot of dust.

But it is already dangerous for a lonely man and a widow to live in the same room, and if you go to the bath one after another, wouldn't it be the standard rhythm of opening the room and going to bed?

"If I go to take a bath, how can I guarantee that you won't be exposed?"

The squad leader posed her question to me.

Hey, hey, why use the words used by Zhuangny! What do you mean by me being completely exposed! It's like I'm Zhu Bajie!

"Whatever you want!" I adjusted the towel around my neck and said, "Anyway, I'm very comfortable after washing, if you are willing to endure it and save money for the hotel, I don't have anything to say!" ”

"You...... Promise you won't sneak up on me? ”

"I said I wouldn't!"

"No, I can't trust you." The squad leader looked at the furnishings in the room and suddenly said, "Unless you agree, let me tie you up in advance!" ”