The training in the unit also stopped, and no one called me to sleep, I slept until about 6 o'clock in the afternoon, and I woke up feeling a little hungry, but I really didn't want to eat.

I saw that Qiangzi was making tea, so I walked over and brought a cup, and Qiangzi called me, "Brother." This first bubble is a bit thick, add some boiling water to you, or you can't get used to it. ”

I drank it all, feeling a little bitter, but I felt very comfortable in my heart, and then replied to Qiangzi: "Yes, another drink." ”

Qiangzi smiled and poured me another cup: "This is a cow drink, a waste of my good tea." ”

I drank and put down the cup and turned my face to go out, to the bathroom, turned on the faucet and took a handful of water to pour it on my face, it was much more comfortable, and then I took a handful of water, heard the sound of water, suddenly felt a little urine, quickly poured the water, went to the room to pee a soak of urine, after peeing a little shaking, it was too comfortable. I took the water again to wash my face, and after washing, I wiped it on my face from top to bottom, and there were only small droplets of water left on my face.

I thought about it for a while, but I still made a phone call to Meng Xuanxuan, she said that she was very busy and had no time to accompany me before the holiday, and finally said: "Xie Yuting must be fine, you can call her." "I'm sure now we're really done. But I really don't want to call Xie Yuting now, I'm so annoyed.

I went to the unit and ate a bowl of noodles, added a big pepper and a big vinegar, and I was sweaty and comfortable. But I really didn't know what I was supposed to do, so I went to the river behind our unit and stood for a while, watched the old men fish for a while, and saw nothing of what they had learned, so I walked away. I was bored and had a feeling of emptiness in my heart.

I suddenly remembered that Xiaoyan wanted me to take care of Xiaoman, so I discussed with Xiaoyan: "Xiaoyan, let's go find Xiaoman." ”

Xiaoyan also saw my boredom, so he returned: "I don't think you are in a suitable state to find my Xiaoman, wait until you are in a better mood to find it." ”

Damn, how can I have time to care about your Xiaoman in my good life, but I definitely can't say it, just say: "Maybe Xiaoman happens to have time now, I usually don't rest, you know, just now, give it a try." ”

Xiaoyan probably thought about it, so he said, "Okay, I'll take you to Xiaoman's house." ”

I immediately glared: "Do you think I went, did your Xiaoman treat me as a psychopath or a hooligan, and he didn't know me, how could I go to her house." ”

Xiaoyan thought so, so she asked me, "Then what do you want, how can I let you know her." ”

I had an idea and asked Xiaoyan: "Do you have Xiaoman's phone, I have a way now, as long as I have her phone." ”

Xiaoyan thought for a while and said, "The phone is there, but I don't know if it's changed, I can give it to you, but you can't mess around." ”

I immediately promised, "If I'm nonsense, you'll pick out my eyes." ”

Xiaoyan gave me Xiaoman's phone. I entered Xiaoman's phone into the phone, and then began to find a secluded and uninhabited corner, Xiaoyan asked me what I was doing, and I told him: "Watch my brother's performance." ”

I arrived at a corner, pondered for a while, and began to call Xiaoman's phone, as soon as the phone was connected, I said with a crying voice: "Sister, I am uncomfortable to death." ”

Xiao Man asked, "Are you ------?"

I hurriedly received: "Sister, you support me, I am out of love." ”

Xiao Man said again: "I ------"

I hurried up: "Sister, I should be considered abandoned, you won't leave me alone." ”

Xiao Man also said: "You made the wrong call------

I hurriedly said, "Sister, who else can I call besides you, and you even said that I made the wrong call." ”

I spoke with a crying tone that made people feel so sad that even I felt like I was telling the truth.

Xiao Man continued: "You ------"

I grabbed the words again: "Sister, you don't have to come over to the river behind my unit." ”

Xiao Man finally felt the severity of the matter: "Don't think about it, there is something to say." ”

I listened to her, and I probably wouldn't ask or ask who I was or who she was, and I would let her finish talking.

I was silent, and Xiao Man continued to ask, "What the hell is going on, you tell me." ”

I started to make up: "Sister, you don't know, I, in fact, am not abandoned, I met with a girl, and someone else introduced me." ”

I said and deliberately paused for a moment, in fact, you see that storytelling, there is a process of suppressing and promoting, and I am creating this kind of atmosphere.

Sure enough, Miss Xiaoman couldn't hold her breath: "What is next?" ”

When I heard this, I suddenly remembered a story about a man who told a story to a eunuch he hated, saying, "Once upon a time there was a eunuch." Stopping to speak, the eunuch waited anxiously and asked: What is next? The man replied, "There is no more down there."

But I definitely can't answer that there is no more, does that mean that I don't have it below, so I continued: "That girl is a college graduate, working as an ordinary worker in a company, and she looks very average. ”

I stopped again, and Miss Xiaoman asked again, "What is down there?" ”

I smiled inwardly and replied, "yes, it's still down there." ”

Xiao Man didn't understand what I was saying, and asked again, "What did you say?" ”

I felt that I couldn't tease him anymore, so I continued: "Sister, you know, although your brother and I are not handsome and chic, but we are also suave, how to say that we are also a SWAT team member, she actually said that she didn't like me, I feel very sad." ”

I have to tell my work here, otherwise, Xiaoman will ask again: Where do you work, what is it called, then it will be exposed again, and you have to use your brain if you want to pretend to be naïve.

I want to let Sister Xiaoman know my information first, so she can't say something unfamiliar, so she continued: "Sister, I, Wang Yuankun, am also a provincial champion, why, I can't even be worthy of him like that, I'm really a failure." ”

The art of speaking lies in the fact that the foreshadowing I planted at the end determined how the other party would pick it up, and sure enough, Sister Xiaoman received: "It's not that you failed, it's that she doesn't have that blessing, don't be discouraged." ”

I saw that she might want to change the topic, so I quickly took it: "It's still my sister's dearest, I think so, she must be afraid that I won't want to, so I will say it first, and I feel that I have face." ”

Xiao Man laughed on the other end of the phone: "Your brother is really interesting." ”

I saw that the situation was about the same, and now it was okay to say anything, and I could start my own offensive, so I said, "Sister, do you arrange it again in the evening, let's have some dinner together, I haven't eaten yet." ”

In fact, I know that Sister Xiaoman will definitely not come. I think I called Xiao Man so intimately in my heart, and Xiao Yan knew that he would definitely refuse to help me do evil again.

Sure enough, Sister Xiaoman refused, she said: "What time is it, you go eat by yourself, you just know how to call me, do you know who I am?" ”

I smiled to myself: Sample, I know you too well. But I definitely can't answer like this, so I can only reply: "Aren't you my cousin, yes, it's really a little different, your voice is much better than my cousin, my cousin, let her answer the phone." ”

Sister Xiaoman said, "I don't know where your cousin is. ”

Of course I know what she's going to say: You didn't call your cousin, you called me. I can't get her to say it, I have to play it again: "So, who are you and how are you holding my cousin's phone?" ”

Sister Xiaoman smiled: "What you called is my phone, I want to sue you, you made a mistake, you didn't let me speak." ”

I pretended to look at the phone, waited a few seconds, and replied to her in surprise: "It's really a mistake, I'm sorry." ”

Xiao Man said very naughtily: "It doesn't matter, anyway, you called, and I don't pay the phone bill, forgive you." ”

Sample, you think that's it, my brother is soaking you, you little Nizi doesn't know yet, I am secretly happy in my heart, but I still have to pretend: "Then who are you?" ”

Xiao Man smiled mischievously again: "It doesn't matter who I am, just don't think so." ”

I deliberately said in a hurry: "How is it possible, you know so many secrets about me, you must be fair, let me know who you are." ”

Sister Xiaoman replied: "I don't think it's necessary, it's all you who said it yourself, didn't I ask you." ”

In fact, at this point, as long as the other party does not hang up the phone, it means that most of the success is achieved, and I am going to launch an offensive next. I said, "Well, you just tell me what my name is, and I won't ask anything else." ”

Sister Xiaoman thought about it, maybe she really felt that it was okay to say a name, maybe she thought that I was a policeman and it was harmless to her, so she told me the name. When I asked her again for any information, she was adamant not to spit out.

I jokingly threatened her: "Be careful, if you know so many secrets about me, I will kill you." ”

I finally waited for the sentence I needed most: "If you find me beforehand, I don't believe that you can find me by name." ”

With this sentence, I can go to her justifiably. So he returned: "Miss Xiaoman, you wait, don't forget what your brother does, when the time comes, your brother will contact you in advance, and you can prepare food and wine at home." ”

I hung up the phone with satisfaction, and Xiaoyan said disdainfully to me: "You Teacher Deng know you too well, you are a first-class scoundrel." "As soon as the ghost died, I didn't bother to pay attention to him, I hummed a little song and went back to the unit.

When I returned to the unit, I saw that it was still early to fill out the form, so I sent a text message to Xie Yuting, she replied immediately, chatted with her for a while, and she said that she would no longer call me a hooligan in the future, and I would call me "Gun King" if I shot well.

After chatting with Xie Yuting for a while, she said that she had to do her homework at night so that she could free up her time to play during the day, so I didn't bother her anymore, so I went to the office, turned on the computer and went to the Internet, wanting to see how Sister Xiaoman looked.