Fourth, the scalp is not hard but bricks
When I was still working on the computer in the office, Qiangzi and Xiaowei asked me to go out to have some barbecue, and said that it was the New Year, and the brothers had a meal, and I thought it was okay anyway, so I went to eat with my brothers, and then Qiangzi went to call someone, Xiaowei lay down next to my computer and asked me what I was doing.
Of course, in this case, everyone knows that I must be checking people's families, but Xiaowei definitely didn't think that I was checking a girl I didn't know yet, so he asked me: "Is it checking the family tree of my future sister-in-law?" I smiled, and Qiangzi shouted outside, "Let's go." "I quickly took the table with a can and left.
In the end, it's the New Year, the unit is not so tight, the people who are not on duty in the city have gone home, and some of them will not come back at night, and those who are not on duty and some have asked friends to go to drink, and today the only ones who are not on duty in the unit are me and Qiangzi, Xiaowei, and Gao Chang. There were only four of us going out for a drink.
We finally decided to have some barbecue, and the usual restaurants closed early, and we were probably kicked out before we had enough wine, and we drank until 12 o'clock. The four brothers drunkenly put each other's shoulders on their shoulders and walked towards the unit, singing popular revolutionary yellow songs along the way.
When we were about to arrive at the unit, we saw two ** fighting on the side of the road, so we stopped to watch the excitement. As the two men spoke, one of them took off his coat and wore a short-sleeved shirt inside, and the boy threw his coat to the ground, and his two arms were one and the other were framed, and the forearms were bent and forced, and the muscles of the two arms immediately rose.
The other is even more absolute, take off the coat, take off the shirt inside, and leave his hands slightly off his side, as he exerts his strength, the two big shake up and down, if you just look at his chest, someone will really treat him as an old lady.
Another kid looked at it and was about to take off his short-sleeved shirt, and at this time, Xiaowei next to me said: "This is two **, you look like an egg on a wooden pier." "I'll look at these two people again, this Xiaowei is really right. Both of these boys were strong and muscular, but their heads were still very small, and they really meant to put an egg on a wooden mound.
We were very close to them, and Xiaowei didn't speak quietly, of course the two of them heard it, and looked over here, and before they could decide whether to get angry or not, someone added a handful of firewood, and Qiangzi followed Xiaowei's words and said, "Brother, telling the truth always hurts." ”
This made people angry, two people picked up the clothes on the ground and walked towards us, I hurriedly pushed Xiaowei and Qiangzi: "Go, hurry, don't make trouble here." Qiangzi turned around and ran, Xiaowei just took two steps back, and said to the two muscular men: "Come, come and beat me." One of them threw his clothes and rushed towards Xiaowei, who turned around and ran. Qiangzi originally ran, but he stopped when he saw that Xiaowei didn't run, and looked at another muscular man playfully, and the other muscular man also threw his clothes and rushed towards Qiangzi, and Qiangzi also turned around and ran away this time.
The two muscular men will definitely not be able to outrun the two of them, and if the two of them run, they don't know each other, but these two boys just want to find trouble, and take the muscular men around in circles, but they don't leave, and Gao Chang and I don't listen to them. When the muscular man bent over and panted tiredly, they also stopped to tease a few words.
Later, the two muscular men seemed to be unable to hold on, so they walked back to pick up their clothes, and scolded and scolded me back, and I grinned a little when they passed by me, after all, we are enemies now. The shirtless muscular man walked up to me and was almost parallel to me, turned around sharply, and before I could react, pounced on top of me and grabbed my two big arms.
I immediately said, "Dude, it's okay with me, don't look for the wrong person." The muscular man looked at me fiercely and said, "It's okay with you, you're together, if you can't catch them, I'll beat you." As he spoke, he retracted his right hand, and I thought he was about to turn into a fist and swing it at me.
I lifted my foot and stomped on the toes of the muscular man, the muscular man bent over in pain, and at the same time relaxed the hand that was holding me, and I quickly retreated, out of the muscular man's control. Just as I was about to turn away, I saw a foot pressed heavily on the back of the muscular man's head, and the muscular man lay directly on the ground.
At this time, another muscular man also leaned in, and when I looked at the side, Xiaowei smiled at me: "Fuck, it's not okay to beat such a **." "I sighed, I got into trouble today.
Another muscular man came over and punched Xiaowei directly, I looked, it was true that I couldn't be good today, just on the side of a side leg directly hit the root of the muscular man's thigh, and at the same time Xiaowei used his arms to block the muscular man's fist, but Xiaowei was also pushed back two or three steps before standing firm.
After the muscular man punched Xiaowei, he immediately turned around and swept at me, and as soon as I quickly bent over, I felt a heavy kick in my buttocks, and I fell to the ground. I rolled forward, got out of the muscular man's sphere of influence, stood up and ran two steps forward. Then I heard: "Oops." "I turned around and saw that the strong man was holding a brick in his hand, kicking my muscular man squatting on the ground with his head covered with his hand, and blood was flowing down his fingers.
When we were all stunned, we heard an "oops", we turned our heads to see that another muscular man slapped Gao Chang on the head with a brick, and was walking towards us with a brick.
I went up directly, the muscular man slapped the brick at me, I drilled into the muscular man's arms, and used my shoulder to frame the muscular man's right arm holding the brick, and at the same time a hook hooked on the muscular man's minibus, the muscular man was in pain, and the brick fell from his hand, and at the same time Xiaowei's foot kicked the muscular man's waist and eyes, and the muscular man immediately fell backwards softly, and Xiaowei had to go up and kick two feet, so I was stopped.
At this time, it was no longer us, there were already five or six onlookers, and I went over to pull Gao Chang and called Xiaowei and Qiangzi: "Hurry up." Gao Chang was still a little sensible: "Don't go, unless you have a car now, otherwise, you can't run, wait for the police car to come." ”
Sure enough, within three minutes, the police car arrived, and two policemen got down, and when they arrived, they asked what was going on, and if they wanted an ambulance now. As soon as Gao Chang pulled my clothes, I quickly said, "We want an ambulance." ”
The two policemen first put on the clothes of the two muscular men for them, and then registered our names, Xiaowei pulled a policeman aside, I don't know what to say, and the policeman was obviously very polite when he came to register me.
After the ambulance came, the three injured people got into the ambulance, accompanied by a policeman, the three of us got into the police car, an assistant police car, and the policeman sat in the co-driver. ”
Xiaowei said to the policeman: "Brother, don't ask, it will definitely not cause harm, and we will not be able to mediate with them, so you can help us talk about it." "The policeman promised to persuade us.
Fortunately, in the end, we spent 3,000 yuan to level the two muscular men, Gao Chang's head was wrapped, and we discussed, we will be on duty for Gao Chang during this holiday class, so that he will not show up in the unit for the time being. In the evening, I found a hotel outside for Gao Chang to stay, and the next morning, I drove Gao Chang's things with me, sent him to the bus station, bought a ticket, and sent him home.
Later, I was still thinking about where the bricks came from, and Xiao Wei said mysteriously: "Actually, I can tell you this secret, but you owe me a drink, because it may save your life in the future." I finally agreed to invite him to a drink, and he told the riddle: "Dude, you have to be observant, actually, the sidewalks are paved with bricks." ”