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Why doesn't she wear fat times, let me drink. Pour it down finely......

This story goes back to a long time after Pangu opened the world, about a spring, there was a white snake, after seven hours of cultivation, finally molted.

But she lifted her journey of cultivating immortals too long. By chance, she heard such news from the patriarch of her distant relative, the Loach Clan. It is said that a monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, as long as he follows this monk Yunyu, he can quickly become a god and become an immortal.

When the little white snake heard it, ah, is there such a convenient good thing in the world? So he worked hard, turned over one branch after another, and finally saw this monk.

So the little white snake walked in front of the monk, and the monk was compassionate, and when he saw that the little white snake seemed to have something important to ask for, he said, "Demacia! What's the matter with finding a sprinkler! ”

The little white snake was taken aback, but she didn't give in, she straightened up and replied, "I want to talk to you!" Become a god! ”

After hearing this, the monk laughed and said: "Hahaha, you little snake spirit, you even have human legs, and you have to talk to the clouds and rain of the Sprinkle family~~ Foolish dreams, right?" ”

When the monk laughed, the little white snake suddenly ejected, and said as he flew, "But I have a mouth!" ”

The little white snake flew to the monk's crotch and bit down. Crunchy, chicken flavor~~

The monk yelled in pain and fainted with a "Demacia", and after the little white snake bit it, he was afraid that the monk would wake up and settle accounts with himself, so he didn't give money and went on it, without professional ethics~~ So the little white snake stabbed and disappeared without a trace.

Because the behavior of the little white snake is also similar to the way of cloud and rain, the little white snake instantly increased its level and suddenly transformed into the shape of a human. However, it still takes a period of cultivation before you can become a complete body. For this reason, she had to find some old-timers to give advice, so she went to the nunnery, found a nun to be a master, and began to devote herself to studying.

How do you know that the matchmaker, who is not an eye-opening goods, met the forest where the nunnery is located, and originally just wanted to pee and leave, but was unexpectedly bumped into by Xu Xian, the Taoist chief who came from afar to visit the nunnery. So the matchmaker ran and said, "I'll be back." And the red thread in his hand also accidentally connected Xu Xian with the little white snake in the nunnery.

Taoist priest Xu Xian entered the nunnery and pounced on Nima as if he was crazy when he saw the little white snake.

But at this moment, there was movement in the grass next to the little white snake's room in the nunnery, and a big bald head came out of the grass in between, and there was a word in his mouth: "Demacia! The bold yellow-haired Taoist priest dared to rob the teacher with the Sprinkle family? ”

Xu Xian was startled, took a few steps back, pointed at the monk, and said, "Ahh How many legal numbers, how many mobile phone numbers, and where do you live? How many people are in the family? I'll visit you in a moment! ”

When the bald donkey heard this, he didn't say a word: "The name of the Sprinkle family is Fahai!" Lao Tzu has nothing to do with you, that little girl is my person, if you dare to touch him, I will flatten you. ”

When Xu Xian heard this, he turned his face and wanted to ask the little white snake what was going on, but the little white snake put on an innocent look, shaking his head and crying at the same time. Xu Xian thought to himself that this monk must be the incarnation of a wild monster in the mountains, seeing that his crotch was swollen and there were two watermelons, he must not be a good person, so he took out his ear spoon and poked it without saying a word.

Which monk was quick-eyed, took out a golden rice bowl from his chest, and smashed Xu Xian to death with one rice bowl. He also muttered silently: "Ya, dare to rob the goddess with the rich second generation?" Shoot you to death. ”

As soon as Xu Xian died, the white snake cried even harder. As a result, the monk laughed out loud: "The Sprinkle family likes all kinds of shameful play, it's painful, right?" You like to bite me so much, don't you? Go with Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will hang you on the Demon Tower for a hundred years, cool your prodigal temperament, and then put you xxoo! ”

How did the little white snake be taken to the Demon Suppression Tower by Fahai, and it hung there for hundreds of years, and it was almost wallpaper. I don't know what year it was, a little girl from the same clan as her came. It seems that Fahai also grabbed it. The two of them were heart-to-heart, and they couldn't help it, so they worshipped the handle. The little white snake claimed to be a big wet chest, and the little green snake later claimed to be Ling'er.

After Ling'er and Little White Snake finished complaining, they said confidently: "Big wet breasts, don't be afraid, before I came here, I lost a son of the demolition team, named Xiaoyao, he will definitely come to rescue us!" ”

As soon as the words fell, I heard the sound of the whole tower "pants" and fell down. Outside, a big man, holding a shovel, shouted Ling'er's name and said, "Ling'er, I'm here to save you!" ”

How do you know such a complex structural environment inside the tower, and you only know the man who fell into the tower, just one word, push! Something. But unfortunately, Ling'er was hit in the head by a large rock and became a vegetative person......

Talk on both sides. Ling'er was smashed into a vegetative state and was taken away, while the little white snake came out of the tower and remembered the person named Xu Xian, he went back to check the hero list, and found that he was deleted and retrained, and he was reincarnated as a new man! She wanted to find her old love again.

But at this time, Xu Xian has been reincarnated as a man, and more than 60 years have passed, and he is already a gray-haired old man, living alone on Kunlai Mountain to do daily work, planting watermelons.

At this time, Fahai was still robbing his daughter-in-law from others in his hometown, and when he heard it, the tower was pushed and he hurried home. pinched his fingers and found that the white snake was going to find Xu Xian again.

Fahai's mind moved, quickly and skillfully took out a few seeds, dressed up in disguise, and ran to Kunlai Mountain to find the reincarnated Xu Xian.

Xu Xian didn't know anything about his previous life. At this time, Fahai, who pretended to be an immortal, fooled Xu Xian, making him think that he had met a nobleman who took him through the catastrophe, and at the same time gave Xu Xian these seeds. He instructed: "Soon you will have a great calamity, and you must keep these seeds so that they are not caught in harmony." The five vine orchids that come out of the seeds will become humans, and they can form a powerful team of 5 people, and take you to level a monster. ”

Xu Xianxin thought it was true, and after Fahai left, he planted the seed, but for some reason, this seed sprouted and grew quickly, and 7 gourds grew. Didn't you say 5 of them? Could it be genetically modified???

But before the gourd was ripe, the white snake had already found where Xu Xian was. Before Xu Xian could say anything urgently, he was taken away by the white snake's "pants".

But the little life in the seven gourds still knows a qiē. When they saw that their grandfather had been taken away like this, they all clamored to bring him back.

The precocious gourd was the first to grow, and he said to the brothers: "Originally, we said that it was five brothers, but it turned out to be more, the sixth and the seventh, I will take you to the white snake first, if I can't successfully bring back grandpa, you two can also be a good sixth and seventh people, and destroy them." Old 2, 3, 4, 5, you concentrate on the jungle, if I don't succeed in the big cause, you are hope. ”

After saying that, the boss took the old 6 and the old 7 to the cave where the white snake lived.

The white snake was just about to untie the old man's pants when he was frightened by a knock outside the door. She ran out of the door, and when she saw that it was a child, she was fierce to her: "Little fart, what are you doing?" ”

"I'm going to flatten you!" Dawa said. "I originally wanted to be a One Piece, forget it, Lao Tzu will flatten you first, and then say, sue you, I have the superpower to make it bigger wherever I want, and I can smooth out your hole with one hand, believe it or not?"

Hearing this, the size of the white snake, his eyes stared at the crotch of the big baby, and said: "Such a small JJ, you are not ashamed to come here to boast about Haikou." ”

When the eldest baby heard this, she was annoyed and angry, threw herself on the ground, and said, "If Lao Tzu makes JJ bigger, he can pierce the earth!" Are you afraid? ”

The white snake smiled and said, "You will change if you have a kind!" ”

The big baby squirted and roared: "The Ruyi golden hoop stick has become bigger and bigger, and it has become bigger and bigger!" Because he shouted too fast, he didn't react, the earth gave the baby a fulcrum, and at the same time that JJ quickly became bigger, the body of the baby also flew out of the galaxy~~

At this time, the second baby happened to be born, and as soon as the clairvoyant saw the big baby's ***, he looked at his own again, and roared: "Blind my dog's eyes" hit the street......

The third child was born earlier than the second child, and at the beginning the boss ran to say that he was doing something, and he felt that he could not use his bad body for the time being, so he ran to the next village and played football with their football team.

When the fourth fire baby went out, he wanted to show off his skills, but he didn't know who stole the manhole cover in front of him, and he accidentally fell down when he spit fire in his mouth to play backflips, and the manhole exploded, and the four babies threw themselves on the street.

The fifth child was just born and drank a mouthful of Sanlu milk powder milk powder and hit the street.

After the sixth child hatched and grew up under the *** of the big baby, he originally wanted to be a sixth person and send some heads, but he just wanted to activate his ability and said: "Akalin" crossed over.

The seventh got up and found that the eldest to the sixth were all on the street. Just go home and sleep and don't masturbate.

Then Fahai squirted a mouthful of blood, and the blood overflowed the sea and flooded the golden mountain. A group of elementary school students are definitely unreliable.

I just wanted to go out, but I accidentally fell into a manhole.

Since then, Xu Xian and White Snake have lived a happy and sexually blessed life.

However, the reason why she doesn't wear fat times has nothing to do with all the above information!

She doesn't have long legs, so she wears your sister fat!!!