At 4 o'clock in the afternoon, I led Shu Zhe, who was dressed in women's clothes, out of the house, ready to go to the agreed place to meet Xiaoding.

Because of the experience of the last women's night walk, and with me by his side, Shu Zhe is much bolder this time, and perhaps the many video chats with "coriander stuffed buns" have also enhanced his self-confidence.

He walked side by side with me down the street, slightly behind me, and the covetous or jealous glances of passing men and women made him feel fluttering.

The most unbearable thing is that many lewd men still cast envious glances at me! They must have thought I was Shu Zhe's boyfriend!

Shu Zhe saw all these envy, jealousy and hatred in his eyes, and became more upright and arrogant.

What to be proud of! Your boobs are fake breasts! Dressing up as a woman can attract more attention to your looks, so are you super vain using this method to realize your own value?

In order to avoid acquaintances from recognizing me and causing unnecessary trouble, I specially wore sunglasses when I went out today, so the men in the past were just jealous that I had a beautiful girlfriend, and did not sigh "a flower is inserted in cow dung".

Shu Zhe was originally carrying a relatively neutral satchel for daily necessities, but when he passed by a luggage store, he suddenly said that he wanted to buy a satchel that was more in line with his current temperament, and walked into the store without saying anything.

After entering the store, Shu Zhe not only communicated with the shopping guide lady naturally and smoothly, but also made me stand aside stupidly and wait to pay, as if it was his real boyfriend.

After spending more than 400 oceans to buy a bag, Shu Zhe transferred the daily necessities into it, happily carried the new bag, and the spirit increased to varying degrees, and handed over the old bag to me to be responsible for putting it away.

"You're taking advantage of the fire to rob!" After leaving the luggage store, I said angrily, "I only promised to reimburse you for this women's clothing last time, and I didn't say that I would buy you another bag!" ”

Shu Zhe gently lifted the lock of long hair floating in front of him, and said disdainfully: "The bag was originally part of the women's clothing, this is Brother Ye Lin, you don't know it!" ”

Of course, Shu Zhe's words were also said in a "false voice", since he talked with the clerk just now, he has been using a feminine tone to speak, without arousing the suspicion of the other party at all, even I, who know the inside story, have to admit that Shu Zhe is almost invincible in disguise girls.

"Anyway, there is no business or treachery, Brother Ye Lin, you introduced me to Xiaoding as a temporary girlfriend, and you must have taken a strip from it and got a lot of benefits, right?"

Shu Zhe speculated on me maliciously.

"There's no such thing!" I denied it, "Weishenme, you can't believe that there are 'friends' who have no interest at all?" ”

"Because I don't have that kind of friend!" Shu Zhe replied bluntly, "Some of the original 'friends' saw that I was generous, or knew that I had a beautiful sister, and those who used to be jealous of me and said bad things about me behind my back, now they heard that Brother Ye Lin would cover me, and they all begged me to be their friend like a dog!" Although I look down on them, I allow them to be friends, and it doesn't hurt to let them do this and that, anyway, friends are used and betrayed! Maybe it will come in handy someday! ”

Hmph, although she looks like a sweet girl on the outside, she is still as selfish as ever on the inside!

I met Xiao Ding, who had been waiting for a long time, at the door of the Xinhua Bookstore, and his eyes straightened as soon as he saw Shu Zhe behind me.

"This ...... Xiaoye, don't play tricks on me! Xiao Ding pulled me over, bit her ear and said, "This is obviously a beautiful girl, how can you say that she is a man!" ”

"Okay," I nodded, "and I have no objection to him being willing to treat him as a woman, anyway to meet your requirements?" ”

"The appearance is first-class, but the voice is ......"

After careful consideration, Xiao Ding felt that I didn't need to find a girl but insisted that it was a man, and I was still a little worried about the voice of the pseudo-girl.

After Shu Zhe glanced at the slightly chubby Xiaoding, his eyes were full of contempt, he clasped his hands to his chest, and said sharply:

"Less nonsense! Give me the honorarium first! Who knows if you will owe me my salary like Brother Ye Lin! ”

The coquettish sentence that used the "false voice" to the extreme, Xiao Ding was dizzy when he heard it, obviously he was cute, he took out his wallet without saying a word, and gave Shu Zhe all the extra money he earned by pretending to be a fake tiger.

Shu Zhe took the money, habitually looked at the watermark at the daylight, and then carefully put it into the newly bought small bag.

The people who went in and out of the Xinhua Bookstore were very suspicious when they saw us two men and one woman giving money on the street, and some of them whispered and suspected that we were carrying out some illegal transactions.

Not to mention, I wore sunglasses, standing between Xiao Ding and Shu Zhe in the transaction, I really looked like a pimp! Fortunately, I didn't meet the curious police, otherwise tomorrow "Middle School Students Introduce Pseudo-Niang Selling 'Yin" would have become the headline of Dongshan Daily!

"By the way, are you really Shu Sha's younger brother, is your name Shu Zhe?"

Xiao Ding was still a little incredulous.

Hearing his name at this time, a disgusted expression instantly appeared on Shu Zhe's face.

"Don't call me by my real name! What to do if you are exposed! Then you have to call me a pseudonym for the whole process, you can call me Xiaohong! ”

Is it really still the "Little Red" derived from "Red Bean Sister"? Because I've been called that all the time when I'm video chatting with coriander stuffed buns, I'm used to it, right?

I really don't know what kind of surprised and inexplicable expression Shu Zhe's ex-girlfriend Xiaohong will have when she knows that Shu Zhe is now using the same name as herself to be a temporary girlfriend for others.

"When is the party of you otaku going to end?"

Shu Zhe played the majesty of his savage girlfriend in front of Xiao Ding.

"Big, about 8 o'clock......" Xiao Ding is not short, but when he talks to "Xiao Hong", he always lowers his head and blushes, and he looks much weaker.

But compared to usual, this is already a haode, Xiao Ding usually sees beautiful girls, and he can't say a word, so the pseudo-mother is actually the most suitable candidate for a temporary girlfriend Jihua.

"Then, Brother Ye Lin, you come here to pick me up at 7:40, you are not allowed to be late, you know!"

Huh? Shu Zhe, have you eaten the gall of the ambitious leopard? Talking to me so hard?

"Brother Ye Lin, don't put on a stinky face, okay!" Shu Zhe made a gesture to cover his nose, as if my face was really "stinky".

"I have to put this outfit and my new bag with you before I can go home!" Otherwise, there are too many fragments, and if my sister finds out, you, and you-"

He stretched out his finger and pointed at me and Xiao Ding, "You two just wait for bad luck!" ”

I have to admit that Shu Zhe is reasonable, and Xiao Ding has asked Shu Zhe at this time, and he nodded even more, not daring to disobey a little.

Xinhua Bookstore is only two stops away from the destination café, and Xiao Ding suggested that the two of them go on foot, and unify their voices in advance on the way to avoid being exposed at the dinner table.

Shu Zhe complained that his feet hurt when he walked in new shoes, and asked Xiao Ding to take a taxi, Xiao Ding hesitated for a second, Shu Zhe hugged one of Xiao Ding's arms, and said coquettishly:

"Why do people want to take a taxi~~~~~"

Xiao Ding's face was suddenly flushed, steam came out of his head, as if he was drunk, he staggered and waved a taxi to stop on the side of the street, and then sat on it with Shu Zhe and the others.

Before Shu Zhe got into the taxi, he smacked his eyes at me, as if to say, "Look how stupid you men are!" With a little bit of charm, I did what I was told. ”

Bastard! Before you say that, remember that you are a man yourself!

Watching the taxi go in the dust, I returned to my house bored, except for running an online store, but I was a little worried that Shu Zhe and Xiaoding would mess things up.

As a result, when I went to Xinhua Bookstore to wait for him at 8 o'clock in the evening (I deliberately didn't go at 7:40), he arrived nearly half an hour late, and he seemed very unenergetic, with a very confused look in his eyes, I asked him what happened, and he didn't say.

After changing clothes at my house, he reluctantly left all the women's clothing supplies at my house, and then went back a little lonely.

It's weird, I usually ask for taxi money! And except for the new bag I bought, the rest of the outfits haven't been reimbursed to me, right? It's not like him!

Could it be that Xiao Ding got excited when he saw it, didn't hold it, and gave the pseudo-mother a chrysanthemum? But Xiao Ding is not that kind of person, and Shu Zhe's clothes are not damaged, what the hell is going on!

That night I called Xiao Ding several times, Xiao Ding did not answer, so I was so depressed, fortunately the next day I went to the love pet hospital to find him, others not only there, but also said to invite me to have a light meal, by the way to talk about what happened last night.

I noticed that the corners of Xiao Ding's eyes were blue and there were N abrasions on his arms, as if he had been beaten.

Could it be that when Shu Zhe wanted to do wrong, he was met with fierce resistance? If that's the case, with Shu Zhe's character, he should ask me for more "mental damage fees", right? Weishenme will be silent?

While eating shredded potatoes with me, Xiao Ding looked out the window with his eyes, sighed, and said:

"Actually, last night, I had a fight with the leader of the LOL party, the guy whose id is called 'Chuan Liu'."

Yes? It's really an online scolding war, and a real PK offline!

As far as I know, the online battle process between the dota party and the LOL party is generally like this:

First, the veteran of the dota party shouted: "It's a LOL dog? Not to be outdone: "The old thief of dota is going to be rampant, and if you dare to come and masturbate a plate, you will be hung by me!" The veteran is angry: "LOL is a mentally handicapped game only played by elementary school students!" Playing Dota is pure masters! ”

After the routine spraying is over, it will enter the next stage of the 300 rounds of the battle, which is as follows:

Dota Party: "You are paralyzed! LOL Party: "You are paralyzed! Dota Party: "You are paralyzed! LOL Party: "You are paralyzed! ”…………

After three hours like this, both sides were exhausted, and regardless of victory or defeat, they each blacked out and returned to the camp.

I didn't expect that the two sides who would only move their mouths on the Internet really had the courage to PK in real time! I've never heard of the battle between the L Party and the D Party entering the third phase before! Is this a harbinger of all-out war!

I asked Xiao Ding how the two of them fought, and after Xiao Ding took a bite of the shredded potatoes in the cake roll, he said quietly:

"This starts with the name of 'Endless River', he introduced himself as Fan Chuan, nicknamed 'Xiaochuan', he is indeed a college student, his girlfriend is his college classmate, but he didn't show any flaws......"

Huh? The name Fan Chuan seems a little familiar, huh?