There happened to be a physical education class the next day, and when Xiaoqin once again expressed that she didn't want to participate on the grounds of physical weakness, the squad leader who knew the inside story was obviously standing next to her, but Xiong Yaoyue agreed to Xiaoqin's request.

"Did you say anything to the squad leader in private?" After class, I asked Celery, who was fiddling with cross-stitch.

"It's nothing important," Xiaoqin made an inconsequential gesture as she compared the cross-stitch examples, "I just told the class leader that I have a very serious androphobia, and once I am threatened by the boys, I can't help but go crazy and beat them up - not taking physical education classes with the boys is also out of this consideration, otherwise, if I am hit by the basketball they throw, I will be black and furious, what can I do!" Not only am I embarrassed, but it's also detrimental to the unity of the class! ”

There is really her, and there is the truth in the lie, so that the squad leader has to believe that in fact, Xiaoqin's androphobia is not so sensitive, and the indirect contact of being smashed by the ball will not cause blackening! Didn't you stuff Diyun's Ultraman model into Zhao Guangtou's pants pocket yesterday?

Although under the guise of "androphobia", Xiaoqin once again enjoyed the treatment of some weaklings, but the squad leader who knew the truth no longer regarded Xiaoqin as Sister Lin.

In rare cases, the squad leader will ask Xiaoqin to go to the physics preparation room with him to get teaching aids, and when he is busy, he will also support Xiaoqin to do some errands, as if there is a tendency to use Xiaoqin as Xiong Yaoyue's second.

"Class leader, go to the commissary to buy ice cream for the whole class, just leave it to me, don't let Xiaoqin go, right?"

The loudspeaker objected to the squad leader's instructions, and Xiaoqin hid behind the loudspeaker, looking low on the protected person.

The squad leader smiled incomprehensibly and said, "If you walk slowly, if you leave it to you, half of the ice cream will melt on the road, and you are used to eating ...... while walking."

"But Xiaoqin is weak and sickly!" The loudspeaker insisted.

The squad leader glanced at Xiao Qin behind the big speaker, as if asking with his eyes, "Is that so?" Xiaoqin, who was weak-hearted, had to go on errands obediently.

"After the second female grabbed my handle, the angel called me!" After Qin bought the ice cream, she complained to me, "She's so bad!" ”

Although he said this verbally, his tone did not show much resentment towards the squad leader, probably because the squad leader sacrificed himself to save others, but he was knocked out by the thugs, so Xiaoqin felt that she was protected by the squad leader and owed the other party a favor, right?

In fact, judging from the situation that day, it was precisely Xiaoqin who protected the squad leader from being bullied by the four thugs, but Xiaoqin had no idea of taking credit for this at all, maybe leaving the squad leader alone was not one of the options Xiaoqin would have at that time, right?

It seems that Xiaoqin's bad intentions have always stayed within the scope of "pranks", at least for people who study and live together every day, they will not abandon them when they are in danger.

Inexplicably, I feel very relieved, I am used to seeing the fight between people, and sure enough, pure friendship is more healing!

In addition, the squad leader asked Xiaoqin to run errands, not only to make full use of the other party's endless physical strength, but to arrange Gong Caicai to be a member of the life committee, with good intentions.

Buying ice cream for the whole class on dog days is a rare opportunity for a transfer student to brush up on prestige, and the class leader plans to let Xiaoqin integrate into the class step by step, and even one day no longer have to be afraid of boys!

It's just that Xiaoqin won't understand the squad leader's painstaking efforts.

In short, Xiaoqin's martial arts has become a secret between the three of us in the class, and the squad leader and Xiaoqin only make eye contact at some times, tacitly understanding the current situation, and the good deeds have their own interpretations.

Some people say that because the squad leader stole the limelight from him in a friendly volleyball match, he announced his personal vendetta and put small shoes on Xiaoqin -- this statement obviously does not understand the squad leader's personality.

Some people say that Xiaoqin's body is not very weak, and in order to continue to escape physical education class, she and the class leader have made a deal under the table, and everything must be ordered by the class leader - this statement is closer to the truth.

The most outrageous statement turned out to be said by Gong Caicai, who is as timid as a rabbit.

During a class cleaning, I was assigned to fetch water for the girls' window cleaning group, and Gong Caicai cautiously asked as I walked over with a bucket:

"Ye, Ye Lin, is it ...... Did the squad leader give you to Xiaoqin? ”

I was shocked, looked at no one next to me, and hurriedly asked, "Why do you say that?" ”

Gong Caicai lowered her head, stammered and couldn't hide her curiosity and said:

"Because...... Pooh told me that you accompanied Qin to the zoo last weekend, and that Qin had recently been instructed by the class leader...... So, I wonder if the two of them made some kind of agreement privately......"

There is an agreement, but it has nothing to do with me! You've watched too many Korean dramas! Didn't you just witness me kissing with the squad leader and Xiaoqin? No need to imagine the layers! You must have been badly influenced by the trumpets and PHS to gossip like this!

In the blink of an eye, on Friday, Xiaoding called and nervously asked me if I had done anything about finding a temporary girlfriend for him.

"That's it, don't worry, I've got it done!"

I responded in a very "reliable" and rough voice.

"Ah, that's so xiexie!" Xiao Ding hurriedly thanked him, he wasn't so polite to me before, is it true that the face battle between the dota party and the LOL party is so important?

"Well, there's a situation that I have to tell you beforehand." I changed my words, "The girls in our class are relatively shy, and no one wants to pretend to be your girlfriend, but this doesn't bother me, I immediately decided to find you a male ......"

Xiao Ding immediately squirted on the other end of the phone.

"Y-What did you say!? It's a shame that I trust you so much, and you actually found me a man!? The LOL party originally laughed at our dota party for not having a girlfriend and only a friend.,You find me a man.,Wouldn't it confirm their statement! ”

"Don't be impatient, don't be impatient!" I asked Xiaoding to calm down, "Although I found a man, he is not a man like you and me, he is a 'pseudo-mother'!" You've always heard of a pseudo-mother, right? As long as you take the looks, you can be in the limelight at offline gatherings, won't it meet your conditions? What do you care if he's a man or a woman? ”

Xiao Ding was skeptical, "Don't you just say it nicely, but you give me a cheat goods, right?" If it's a pseudo-girl like 'Ruhua', I might as well just bring a pure master! Xiaoye, don't fool me, if the pseudo-girl you found is unqualified, I will ...... I'm just going to take you with me! ”

Huh? You're going to break the jar! Everyone else brings their girlfriends, what's the matter with you taking me! Who is your good friend!

"Don't worry, you're absolutely qualified!" I lowered my voice, "Don't say dark words in front of Mingren, you know our class leader Shu Sha, right?" ”

"Recognize! Acquaintance! Xiao Ding was overjoyed, "Did you convince Shu Sha to be my temporary girlfriend!?" ”

Then he said worriedly: "However, I don't dare to talk to Shu Sha, will it be exposed when the time comes!" ”

"It's not Shusha!" I said angrily, "Didn't I tell you just now?" It's a pseudo-mother, that is, a man, and the class leader is not a cute boy! I'm lending you her brother! ”

"Her brother?" Xiao Ding hesitated, "I seem to have met him once, he is a boy who doesn't like animals very much......

"Well, I don't like animals, but I like money! And lately, I've been getting more and more fond of men dressing up as women...... You just need to hand over the promised honorarium to him, keep him and do enough work to make you show your face at the offline party! ”

"What? Shusha's younger brother actually has such a hobby? "Ding's reaction was the same as I expected.

"You don't care what other people's hobbies are, if you like dota and LOL, don't you allow others to like women's clothing? Anyway, the only temporary girlfriend I can find for you is this.,I can't wear a goof.,And the sister and brother actually look very similar.,You can take him in women's clothes as the twin sister of the class leader! ”

Maybe it was Zuihou's words that moved Xiao Ding, and he said hesitantly: "Then you bring him over in the afternoon on Saturday, let me take a look, and then I will decide whether to take him or not......"

"That's it," I said, "but you have to remember that whether you agree to take him with you or not, you have to keep Shusha tight-lipped about it—if his sister finds out about it, not only will he be troubled, but neither of us will be able to get out of it!" ”

Xiao Ding smiled bitterly: "Of course! It's already embarrassing for me to find someone to pretend to be my girlfriend, and if I let people know that I'm a pseudo-girl, I'll be embarrassed to go out! Besides, I didn't dare to talk to Shusha in the first place......"

At noon on Saturday, Shu Zhe lied to his sister and came to my house openly under the pretext of using my family's gym equipment.

After I had a quick takeaway, he haughtily ran to the big house, closed the door and changed into the full women's clothes he had brought, and warned me not to peek - who wants to see your naked body! It's pretty much the same if it's your sister!

After more than 40 minutes and nearly an hour of dressing up + dressing up, I could hardly recognize Shu Zhe who walked out of the room.

The "girl" standing in front of me was wearing a delicate denim skirt and a small denim jacket over the upper body, and the open jacket revealed a thin white shirt embellished with silver flowers and a suspicious bulge underneath the shirt (I guess I used a bra pad or something?). ）。

The underneath of the denim skirt and above the black stockings reveal a snow-white and delicate absolute realm that will definitely become the focus of attention of men in the past.

At my feet, I pedaled a pair of Korean white shoes, which are the kind of leather cut into tassels to deliberately highlight the cuteness, and I felt a pain in my flesh at the thought that I would be responsible for the cost of these shoes.

As for the appearance, needless to say, it really looks like the twin sister of the squad leader! Although he uses long hair with bangs, he looks a little younger, and he does not have the domineering spirit of the squad leader, but if he is seen by acquaintances, he will still suspect that he is related to the squad leader!

In order to further increase the difference, I asked Shu Zhe to wear the brown contact lenses that he used to take the rope model photos in the past, so that he showed a bit of a mixed-race demeanor.

"Hey, I just did it for money, Brother Ye Lin, don't always stare at me, it's embarrassing!"

Shu Zhe, who said this verbally, admired himself in the mirror again and again, and unconsciously rotated his skirt when he turned around.