005 Ernie sauce! The ghosts of hell are terrible

Oh, hehehe, it's my favorite to cultivate Shenma...... (What the hell are you thinking!) )

"You haven't told me your names yet."

"I guessed that I still have garlic here." The girl in white hit him mercilessly, but she still said very face-savingly, "Our sisters are the black and white impermanence of this session, have you heard of it?" This is my sister Bai Wuchang. ”

"Oh, long admired the Daimyo...... Wait, wait! White impermanence!? Han Xu's eyes were full of doubts, he swept the two little loli, and asked in surprise, "Did you two get up in the morning and wear the wrong clothes......

"Nope!" The two little Lori looked down at the robes on their bodies at the same time, and then shook their heads in unison, the two ponytails swayed one after another, that scene was really cute.

"You mean, you are dressed in white, but you are called black impermanence, and your sister is dressed in black, but you are called white impermanence?" Han Xu was confused. It shouldn't be! Literally, it doesn't make sense!

"yes, what's so strange?" The girl pursed her lips and tilted her head to look at him.

“…… No. ”

This is a Honkai shijie! Hades is a lewd old man, Ma Mian is a beauty, and the black and white impermanence is actually two pink and tender little Lori...... Fortunately, I finally met a relatively normal overlord of Western Chu, if Xiang Yu I met on the road was an Obasang or something...... Han Xu suddenly shuddered at his thoughts, and immediately stopped his terrifying thoughts!

Ernie sauce! The ghosts of hell are so scary!

"Weishenme called 'this session'?" Han Xu shook off the bad taste in his head and asked the point.

"It's nothing weishenme, it's just that if you're tired and don't want to do it, or if you don't do it well, there will be other ghosts to take its place. What's so strange about that? The girl in white said as a matter of course.

Han Xu was dumbfounded. It's also true, I don't know how long this underworld has existed, and no one can keep doing it, it will drive the ghost crazy!

"Seeing that you are in a hurry, where are you going?"

"Oh, by the way, I'm talking to you." Han Xu snorted, and then remembered that he had more important things to do than chatter. (child, let's have a snack)

"Hades asked me to go to Meng Po......"

"You can't go!" Before Han Xu finished speaking, black and white impermanence opened their mouths at the same time to stop them.

"Oh? weishenme? If Hei Wuchang stopped her, Han Xu would think she was joking with herself, but this cowardly-looking Bai Wuchang actually said the same, then I'm afraid there was really a reason why she couldn't go.

"Because of yang!"

Hei Wuchang looked at him very seriously, "Looking at your yang energy concentration, you must have just died, and it is very strange that your yang energy is very strong!" Very exuberant, very exuberant! Ordinary ghosts may not be able to see it, but those of us who have been dealing with living people for a long time can find the yang energy hidden in your body at a glance, and this yang energy is like the ginseng and deer antler velvet in your world for yin souls, a great tonic! "Hei Wuchang used the three adjectives 'very', 'very', and 'special' in a row, and you can imagine how big the yang energy on Han Xu's body is.

Han Xu pursed his lips at this statement, a little disapproving. Nonsense! The master is not a normal death, the master is not full of life, if he doesn't have a little yang energy, then there will be ghosts!

However...... How could it be so simple to ask such a solemn question to two impermanences who don't know how many ghosts they had seen!

"For example, if you are hungry for three days and suddenly there is a steamed bun in front of you, what will you do?" Hei Wuchang suddenly diverted the topic and digressed.

"Eat it!" Han Xu said without thinking.

"Then I ask you, will you eat only half of it?"

"Naturally not." Han Xu said decisively. This is inevitable, if a person who has been hungry for three days has a steamed bun, who will only eat half of it? Got your head blown off?

"So, a truth." Hei Wuchang spread his hands, "You are the steamed bun now." ”

"......" Han Xu felt that this black impermanence was so good that Nima had a black belly, and he blatantly dug a pit, and he jumped down stupidly......

I'm just a steamed bun with my head blown off! Han Xu thought with tears in his eyes.

"It's nothing, these yang qi will gradually dissipate sooner or later, but, at least not now! Your current body has not completed the transformation from yang to yin at all, so naturally it cannot accommodate yin energy, and if you lose yang energy again, it will be a matter of time before your soul is scattered. ”

Han Xu was taken aback. That's when he realized the importance of the matter. Dare to love yourself and have the potential to be a Tang monk!

"So what to do?" Han Xu humbly asked. He has an advantage, if he doesn't understand, he asks, and if he doesn't know how to pretend to understand, it's either NC or SB......

"Pump out the yang energy!" Hei Wuchang said very resolutely.

Han Xu was dumbfounded. Is this girl kidding me, isn't this the same as not saying it?

"It's all the same way, but I can leave half a steamed bun." Hei Impermanence spoke faintly again.

Han Xu understood in an instant. I am now a firefly, a white, tender and fragrant big steamed bun, and after the black impermanence of the hand, then I am equivalent to a firefly hidden under the light, and the steamed bun is hidden under the plate, and the whole person is not so dazzling, and there will be no more hidden.

"Of course, don't be too moved, not just for you, your yang energy is also a great supplement for me and my sister." Hei Wuchang Lotus moved lightly, and Han Xu found that she and Bai Wuchang were both barefoot, and the white and tender ones were very eye-catching. "How? Do you agree? ”

“…… Do I still have options!? Han Xu smiled bitterly, and then said helplessly and fearlessly like a girl waiting to be 'popped', "Come on, please squeeze me dry!" (Han Xu was furious: I swear by my discipline that I never said this!) You! )

Black impermanence slowly floated up from the ground, standing in the void, and that solemn posture had a different kind of beauty.

Damn, I'm not ** control! I have no sexual interest in little ones under the age of 20! Han Xu repeated it over and over again in his heart.

Suddenly, the black impermanence moved forward, leaning forward, and then ...... A kiss is wild, and the lips are slightly cold.

Han Xu's whole person was dumbfounded, and he was stunned and didn't know how to react. It's dizzy!

I...... Like, maybe, maybe, probably, almost...... Was forcibly kissed by a fourteen or fifteen-year-old sister-in-law, right?

Yes, right? Yes, right...... Yes! Oh, yes! Labor and management were forcibly kissed by a sister-in-law!

A deep sorrow filled his heart in the blink of an eye, miserable and miserable like the snow in June. The ghosts of hell really don't have any vegetarian ...... You stinky cow blind!

Immediately, all his grief and anger turned into a raging fire, which was held in his chest. He wants this little sister-in-law to know that his name of 'clever tongue' is not called in vain! (Han Xu's forehead was bruised: Didn't you call it 'kiss the cute little Langjun' before!) )

What the? It's a fourteen or fifteen-year-old little Lori, why do you care so much? Hum! In the shijie of beasts, there is only the opposite sex, no age! (Han Xu slammed the table in anger: Hey, hey!) That's not what you just said!! Besides, fourteen or fifteen years old, in fact, it's not too young, wow, in ancient times, everyone was married at this age......

Besides, I'm interested, why do you want to do that, let's do it first! (The author ponders: If you say so, then it seems necessary to get a male number two...... )

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Streams of pure yang qi surged from all directions of Han Xu's body, and then converged into a long stream of Juanjuan, flowing down his lips into his body, this feeling of yin and yang harmony was wonderful! Black impermanence thought secretly.

This kind of good thing, this kind of big fat sheep, is not something that can be encountered at any time! Friend? Brothers who don't take advantage of their friends are not righteous, they just look down on each other! To make you feel like I look up to you...... Anti-Mu Ang, Sao Nian! Throw it at any bargain!

Not! Suddenly, Hei Wuchang's eyes suddenly widened, and he looked at Han Xu, his eyes full of confusion......

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It's the most fun to spit out your own slots, oh hehe......

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