004 IQ gap

"Onmyoji?" Han Xu didn't know why.

"Onmyoji!" Ma Mian exclaimed in surprise and covered his red lips with his hands, "Master...... Lord Yama, shouldn't you be thinking about it? ”

"Noise! You get me out! Lord Yama glared at Ma Mian, and Ma Mian immediately understood that he was a little out of shape, no matter what, he was the lord of a hall after all, in charge of the life and death of countless ghosts, and he was obviously suspected of challenging his authority just now. If it's private, forget it, but on the surface......

Ma Mian bowed his head in response, his body blurred for a while, and then slowly dissipated into the main hall.

"My lord, this onmyoji...... I seem to have heard of it before. Han Xu didn't pay attention to this, his mind was full of the words that the king of Hades said, after all, if he could return to the human world, he would fight here!

"That's different, sit down and listen to me tell you carefully!" As soon as Hades waved his sleeves, a sofa appeared behind Han Xu, and Han Xu was not polite, he sat down, waiting for Hades' explanation.

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After Hades' rough explanation, Han Xu understood what an onmyoji was.

In fact, the so-called onmyoji is not much different from those feng shui gentlemen and phase masters in the present world, the only difference may be that Han Xu is from an orthodox background, can be recognized by the underworld, and has some benefits that they don't have. Han Xu pondered, I'll rub it, isn't this a civil servant in the underworld!

Once he becomes an onmyoji, then he can return to the world through the ghost gate, but he returns to his original body. Of course, if you don't explain it, you will definitely think that this is no different from coming back from the dead, but ...... There's actually a big difference!

If he comes back from the dead, then it means that his soul is reunited with his body, and then he uses his body to control the soul, and this soul return is his soul into his own dead body, and uses his soul to control the body!

One is passive and one active, one will still have birth, old age, sickness and death, and the other is divided into two, the body is the body, the soul is the soul, and the legendary snatching is almost the same, the only difference is that he won the shed, it is his own body! He can freely shuttle between the world and hell, which is the so-called Onmyoji! Who is good and who is bad, compare the two, and make a judgment!

But the better the cake looks, the harder it is to get it.

The condition is that Han Xu needs to accept a treaty issued to him by Hell, and after the treaty is signed, he needs to complete a small duty on behalf of the underworld - to arrest the lonely souls and wild ghosts wandering in the world, as for how to deal with it, it doesn't matter whether it is introduced into the underworld, or fried, cooked, and eaten, or let its soul fly away, hell doesn't care, as long as they don't disturb the order of the world!

It sounds like a lot of power, and the power of life and death is in your hands! But after thinking about it carefully, Han Xu was relieved. The ghosts that can stay in the world have to have some ability to do more or less, there are more evil ghosts and fierce ghosts, and they have to stuff the 18th layer of hell into the underworld, and the ghosts are full of trouble! There are no vacancies in the underworld! Besides, this kind of little ghost who doesn't listen to discipline really can't be treated by gods such as Hades, so whether they are dead or alive, what does it matter to Hades!

After Han Xu knew this condition, he immediately fell into deep thought, and the king of Hades didn't bother him, waved his sleeves and sent him into a separate space, then looked at a corner of the room, and said lightly, "Come out." ”

The figure of the horse face gradually emerged, she was not surprised that the king of Hades could find her figure at all, her grandfather's ability was unfathomable, even among the ten halls of Yama in hell, he was also the best in fame and fortune!

"Grandpa, how can you make him an onmyoji! It's not in order! As soon as Ma Mian appeared, he said anxiously.

"What are rules?" Hades asked lightly.

"Rules are ......"

Ma Mian was stunned, yes! What are the rules!? If she were asked to say it carefully, she really wouldn't be able to say it.

"Rules? In this Hades Palace, I am the rule! Everything that is conducive to the development of hell is the rule! "Hades said this, domineering side leakage, if it wasn't for the fact that he did some dirty things before and lost his impression, his image at the moment would definitely be more brilliant.

"In the last thousand years, as the number of living beings has increased, the number of souls that have dissipated and died has also increased, and both our underworld and the western necromantic world have been short of manpower. Black and white impermanence has complained to me many times, there is not enough manpower at all, the little ghost is okay, there is a Yin Si to shoot, but you also know that the Yin Si has limited manpower, and the cultivation is not very profound, when encountering some tricky ones, the two little guys have to take action in person, such a big living world, two people can not be busy. If you add an onmyoji and give him a part of the tricky ones, the pressure on black and white will be reduced a lot. ”

"But, you forgot three thousand years ago......" Ma Mian hesitated and said in a hesitant voice.

"Shut up!" Hades' face sank suddenly, and he scolded harshly, and then sighed and said slowly, "Let it pass!" Whether it's good or bad, right or wrong, I don't want to make too many judgments. In any case, this matter is decided! Besides, how could I be as stupid as the last one? A long stream of water is the king's way......" Hades' eyes flashed with a sly light.

An old goblin who has lived for thousands of years, his mind is working, but it is very terrifying! Even if he often watches 'aiqing action movies', which are special products of the island country......

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"Have you made your choice?" Han Xu was called to the main hall by Hades again, and Hades looked at him with serious eyes.

Han Xu smiled slightly self-deprecatingly and shook his head, "I did it!" ”

Does he have any other choice?

β€œβ€¦β€¦ It's good that in the future you will find out how wise your decision is today. Hades nodded, he stretched out his hand and grabbed the void, a palm-sized jade fell out of the air, Hades held the jade in one hand, and a little black light came out of his index finger in the other, and he volleyed a little at Han Xu, Han Xu's head 'buzzed', and something seemed to have been taken away in a trance.

Hades stretched out his hand, as if he had introduced something into the jade, and then he closed his eyes and concentrated for a moment, and casually threw the jade to Han Xu.

Han Xu hurriedly caught it, and the king of Hades said lightly, "The contract has come into effect, you go east along the main road, go to the edge of the Sansheng Stone to find Meng Po, give this jade to her, and she will tell you how to become a qualified onmyoji." ”

Hades said, with a flick of his sleeves, Han Xu had no way to resist at all, and his whole person disappeared into the main hall in an instant like a ball that was knocked out.

The empty room returned to calm again, and Lord Yama changed his posture with his laptop in his arms, skillfully opened a folder, and looked at the seed bank that had been completely deleted by Ma Mian and became empty, and Lord Yama looked distressed.

"Damn the virus! It seems that Jihua, who invited Bill Gai to come to Hell for tea, needs to be on the agenda......" The face of a certain old disrespectful guy suddenly darkened, and a gust of wind suddenly blew in the room......

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Damn, it hurts! It's all ghosts, how can they still be conscious, it's not scientific! Old ghost! Slap me without asking, you wait, wait for the labor-management cow B, first put the belly black horse face scourge around you!

Han Xu got up from the ground holding his waist, wiped his face angrily, and looked around with his eyes dripping wildly.

As empty as ever, unchanging loneliness. There were no creatures, no wind, nothing, not even a ghost to be seen.

Trembling, Han Xu wiped out the loneliness in his heart. It's all a ghost, don't be so small and fresh, Wenqing is a disease and has to be cured.

Han Xu didn't know how far he had been slapped out by the Hades, anyway, the towering Hades Hall was no longer visible. There was only a trail under his feet, and Han Xu honestly followed the path all the way to the east. Wandering? Han Xu is not stupid. Is this a place where you can go sightseeing anywhere? Like the previous Ghost Wild Plain, if Xiang Yu didn't say it, how would Han Xu know that it was a forbidden place where ghosts and gods could not enter!

I don't know how long I walked, Han Xu suddenly remembered his ghost and god body. At least hurry up, and I don't know how tired I am! Han Xu discovered that since he condensed the entity, those senses actually returned to his body. If you stand for a long time, you will feel numb in your legs, you will be tired when you walk too much, and it will hurt if you are beaten...... I just don't know if I'll be hungry, if I'm hungry, this barren mountain and wilderness, eat shrimp by myself? Don't gnaw your toes!

Just as he was thinking wildly, suddenly, less than ten meters in front of him, a hole cracked in the air, plopped, and fell down looking only fourteen or fifteen years old, elf-odd little Lori!

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!. How could I fail again, what is wrong...... "The little girl in white clothes and ponytail muttered to her feet, reaching out and rubbing her little buttocks.

"Woo, you've been trying for five hundred years, give up!" Another little girl in black clothes and also with a ponytail looked timid, her big eyes were full of mist, and she was about to cry with grievance.

"Okay, okay, I'll be cautious in the future...... Huh? Who are you? The girl in white said perfunctorily, her big dark eyes rolled, and then she found that there was a person standing not far away. And the girl in black reacted faster, ran behind her with a whoosh, timidly showed a small head, and looked at Han Xu with a probe.

A girl who is even shyer than a mimosa.

"......" For these two girls who suddenly fell out and had extremely big nerves, Han Xu couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, but he knew that these two little girls were by no means ordinary, at least ordinary girls would not appear in this way......

"My name is Han Xu, what about you?" Han Xu tried to squeeze out a smile that he thought was the most affable, and asked with a smile. I don't know, this smile is a fox's smile at best, and it is a pure brand monster at worst, just by looking at the girl in black's instantly retracted head, and the fog that quickly fills out of her eyes, you can know a thing or two......

it! Is labor so terrible?

"Han Xu?" The girl in white tilted her head cutely, and after receiving Han Xu's affirmative answer, she stared at Han Xu for a while, and then shook her head very dryly, "I haven't heard of it." My mother-in-law said that you can't talk to strangers casually, especially those who look like bad ghosts. ”

If Han Xu had tear ducts, he would definitely be crying and dehydrated at this time.

"I look bad?" Han Xu's voice was out of tune, he was so big, he was actually issued a good person card by the sisters, and it was the first time that someone said that he looked like a bad person...... Did they fool me with my nickname of 'Kiss Cute Little Langjun'?

"Not really." The girl in white glanced at Han Xu and shook her head. Han Xu's shijie instantly sang and the flowers were fragrant, and a rainbow appeared in an instant, bright!

And then......

"However, my mother-in-law said again, if he doesn't look like a bad ghost and giggles, then he must be a strange man!"

Han Xu: "......"

Damn it! Who is this 'mother-in-law'! Damn, labor and management want to duel with you, and labor and management want to debate with you! Labor and management will fight you for 500 rounds! (Han Xu's face is black: the battle of the intestines...... If you don't know how to use words, don't use them indiscriminately! You dead woman with a brain full of nerve persecution, you have never seen such a bright, kind, brave, wise, and kind young man as me!

"And I can't tell you if you're a bad ghost or a weird guy." The girl in white smiled slyly.

β€œweishenmeοΌŸβ€ Han Xu took a deep breath, death has to make me die clearly!

"Because we don't know each other!" The girl looked at Han Xu with an idiot look.

Because we don't know each other, we are strangers, and since we are strangers, then we can't talk to you, we can't talk to you, and of course we can't tell you our names!

We don't know each other! We are not familiar, we are not familiar, we are familiar, we are familiar, we are familiar!!

Han Xu admitted that he was completely defeated in terms of IQ. Not a grade at all! Han Xu thought of it with blood in the corner of his mouth, crying. What a stupid earth ghost I'm in!

"But what is a stranger!? We've talked so much, so we're already friends! "Han Xu's immortal and strong temperament has played a great role, and he is really on the same page with these two little guys today! A wicked, sour guy said with a warm smile on his face again.

"Friends, friends...... Friend? Surprisingly, as soon as this sentence came out, both girls hesitated at the same time and repeated it very slowly. The two looked at each other very tacitly, and they both saw something in each other's eyes.

"Yes, we're friends!" Han Xu's eyes flashed with a sparkling light. As an intellectual youth, you must know at least three things, Cang Lao is wet, and he sells his sister paper and sells it cutely. In this regard, Han Xu has the essence of it.

"Yes, we're friends!" The two little Loli were silent for a moment, and suddenly showed a coquettish smile and said loudly.

One year, one day, on a rugged road that was deserted and desolate, an uncle who looked obscene and couldn't be more obscene met for the first time with two girls who looked innocent and couldn't be more innocent. On this day, they said a word-

We're friends!

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