1601 has apricots without plums
"You're ready to go out! I warn you, if it's indecent, then you're welcome! A hint of fierceness flashed in the peach blossom fairy's eyes.
"Hehe, I'm a serious immortal, how can I come up with that kind of indiscriminate couplet! It's definitely worth it for you to kiss me! Jiang Fan said with a smile.
"You don't talk nonsense, hurry up and get out of the next link!" The Peach Blossom Fairy said unhappily.
"Then you listen, my next link is: ups and downs, twilight every year, what do you think?" Jiang Fan smiled.
The Peach Blossom Fairy was stunned for a moment, it's really good that this person in front of her is linked, isn't it the love of men and women every year! The audience immediately applauded, "Okay! That's amazing! Peach Blossom Fairy, you have to keep your promises! Immediately someone shouted.
The Peach Blossom Fairy was suddenly at a loss, she squeaked: "This, this doesn't count, I'll make another couplet, if you come out, I'll kiss you twice!" ”
"Oh, kiss twice, that's great, you can go up!" Jiang Fanle said.
The Peach Blossom Fairy thought for a moment, then opened her mouth and said: "Listen, my upper link is: lotus stem lotus lotus lotus, please lower it!" ”
Jiang Fan thought for a moment and said with a smile: "My next link is: Hibiscus peony is fragrant!" ”
The Peach Blossom Fairy was a little panicked suddenly, but she didn't expect Jiang Fan to be so neat, and the audience immediately remembered the applause, "Peach Blossom Fairy, how about it, do you want to add another kiss!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
"That's what you said, then I'll add another kiss, and if you match, I'll kiss you three times!" The Peach Blossom Fairy took the opportunity to say.
"Okay, please go out of the upper link!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
"Listen, my coupling is: Lotus root because of the lotus? Let's go down to the link! The Peach Blossom Fairy looked at Jiang Fan with a smile, this Shanglian was not from her, it was given to her by someone else, and she has never been able to come up. So today she was lost to Jiang Fan as a killer weapon.
At this time, everyone in the audience fell into contemplation, because this upper link is a homophonic couplet, and the other meaning of "lotus root because of lotus" is "why to get even".
The eldest lady in the audience also sank into deep thought, "Oh, this uplink is too difficult!" This peach blossom fairy is deliberately embarrassing Jiang Fan! The third lady shook her head.
Cui Ping wished that Jiang Fan couldn't beat her, she didn't want the Peach Blossom Fairy to kiss Jiang Fan, she secretly said in her heart: "Jiang Fan, you must not be right!" ”
Jiang Fan on the stage thought for a moment, recalled in his mind the poems and couplets he had read, and quickly found the answer, smiled at the Peach Blossom Fairy and said: "Peach Blossom Fairy, you listen well, my next couplet is: There are apricots but not plums!" What do you think? ”
"Oh, that's great! It's wonderful! The audience immediately shouted.
The Peach Blossom Fairy has to admire Jiang Fan, this coupling is really wonderful, "there are apricots without plums" is also a homonym, which means "fortunately without a medium".
The peach blossom fairy was happy and worried in her heart at this time, and she was happy that the immortal in front of her actually made the next link that she had been unable to match, and this person's talent was good! It is sad that I have to kiss him in front of so many obvious people, how humiliating!
Jiang Fan saw the Peach Blossom Fairy's thoughts at a glance, "Peach Blossom Fairy, is your admission still valid?" Jiang Fan looked into her eyes with a smile.
"Uh, this, this..."The Peach Blossom Fairy was hesitant, not knowing what to say.
"Oh, since you're embarrassed, forget it! Let's keep these three kisses accountable for the time being, and you can pay me back later! Jiang Fan smiled.
"No, I'm the one who doesn't like anything you owe, and kisses are no exception! I'd better kiss you three times! The Peach Blossom Fairy blushed and said.
"Are you going to kiss here? Or do you want to go to a no-man's land? Jiang Fan said deliberately.
The Peach Blossom Fairy hurriedly said, "Of course it's here!" "If you go to a no-man's land, I don't know what this person will do!
"Oh, then you can kiss me here!" Jiang Fan raised his face and pointed to his cheek.
The immortals in the audience immediately coaxed, "Oh, this kid is so lucky to get three kisses from the Peach Blossom Fairy!" ”
"Yes, if you kiss me three times, then it is worth it for me to be demoted to mortal dust!"
"Hey, three fragrant kisses! I never dreamed of it! How could I not have come across such a good thing! ”
The audience was so lively, the Peach Blossom Fairy was really embarrassed, she walked to Jiang Fan's side and kissed Jiang Fan's face with her mouth open. Like a dragonfly, he quickly kissed Jiang Fan on the cheek.
"Once! Two more! Jiang Fan shouted loudly.
In just one moment, it made Peach Blossom Fairy's face flush with shame, her ears were feverish, her face was hot, she combed her forehead hair with her hand, and kissed Jiang Fan's bearded face.
"Second, it's really fragrant!" Jiang Fan said with satisfaction.
The Peach Blossom Fairy took a deep breath, and after a while, she mustered up her courage and kissed Jiang Fan quickly on the cheek. Just as her lips were about to fall on Jiang Fan's face, Jiang Fan suddenly turned her neck, and her small mouth just landed on Jiang Fan's mouth.
This is Jiang Fan's deliberate, he didn't know how to deceive many girls, Jiang Fan and the Peach Blossom Fairy were mouth-to-mouth, the Peach Blossom Fairy was like an electric shock, and a strange feeling was transmitted to the body, which was comfortable that I had never felt.
The Peach Blossom Fairy's small mouth only stayed on Jiang Fan's lips for three seconds, she hurriedly pushed Jiang Fan away, and with a bang, her face turned red, and she hurriedly covered her face and ran off the stage.
"Ha Luha, it was a technical mistake just now!" Jiang Fan licked the jade fragrance on his lips with his tongue, and he smelled a peach blossom fragrance.
Those immortals in the audience immediately said jealously: "Oh, it's so cheap, this kid! ”
"This kid is so lucky, he actually had a mouth-to-mouth with the Peach Blossom Fairy! I'm dying of jealousy! ”
Jiang Fan happily returned to the three young ladies, the eldest lady was full of displeasure, Cuiping was also full of displeasure, only the third young lady asked curiously: "Jiang Fan, what does it feel like to be kissed?" ”
Looking at the innocence of the third lady's face, "Hehe, that feeling is wonderful, but it can only be understood!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
"Jiang Fan, you don't talk nonsense, don't teach the little girl badly!" The eldest lady said unhappily.
Cui Ping quietly reached out and pinched Jiang Fan's waist, "Jiang Fan, you are really romantic!" actually molested the Peach Blossom Fairy! Beware of his father, Gongsun Zhiye, getting you in trouble! Cui Ping sneered.
"Yes, I heard that the father of the Peach Blossom Fairy is difficult to speak, he takes his daughter very seriously, whoever dares to bully his daughter will end badly!" The second young lady nodded.
"Well, I'm just a little immortal slave in the Heavenly Emperor's Mansion, and the Peach Blossom Fairy won't take a fancy to me! I don't have to worry about that! Jiang Fan said indifferently.
"Since you don't like people, how can you let people kiss your face! You're clearly romantic! The eldest lady said displeased.
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