1600 Peach Blossom Fairy couplet
"Hehe, the third lady is innocent and romantic, she is really innocent!" Jiang Fan shook his head and smiled.
"Yes, there are still a few people in the fairy world who are as simple as the third sister!" The eldest lady glanced at Jiang Fan intentionally or unintentionally, Jiang Fan's gaze met hers, and the eldest lady's heart suddenly accelerated.
"What's going on? How could I be heartbroken for a slave? The eldest lady Yuqin Fairy was secretly surprised.
At this time, the third lady waved to everyone and said, "Eldest sister, second sister is coming!" Here's the couplet! ”
"Oh, it's a couplet! These are all elegant immortals, eldest sister, these are all the inner types you like! The second lady pulled the eldest lady and trotted over.
Jiang Fan, Cuiping and three guards also trotted to the stage, hanging on both sides of the stage, and on the left hand side was: "Mountains and rivers, everywhere is beautiful." On the right-hand side is: "Sunny and rainy, always curious." ”
On the stage stood a beautiful fairy, dressed in a peach-colored dress with a few peach blossoms pinned to her jet-black hair.
Pink face, slender eyebrows like the moon, eyes twinkling like stars, small pink mouth under the small bridge of the nose, lips shining, people have an urge to kiss.
A pair of slender hands are as bright as jade, reflecting peach, as if transparent. The slender waist is like a lotus leaf swinging in the breeze.
Jiang Fan couldn't help but secretly admire: "This fairy is so beautiful, even the eldest lady is difficult to match, who is this fairy?" ”
Jiang Fan quietly pulled Cuiping's sleeve, "Cuiping, who is that fairy?" Jiang Fan whispered.
Cui Ping glanced at Jiang Fan angrily, "I don't know what to do!" Do you look at other people's beauty and want to get into it? ”
"Uh, how could it be!" Jiang Fan shook his head and smiled.
"Cut, I saw your eyes straight just now!" Cui Ping said disdainfully.
"Hehe, when I saw you, my eyes almost fell out!" Jiang Fan laughed.
"you!" Cui Ping pinched Jiang Fan gently, with a smile on her face, and her heart was happy.
At this time, the fairy of Taishang spoke, "Everyone, set up a ring here in the Peach Blossom Fairy, with the couplet as the medium, I will make the upper couplet, you will be the next couplet, as long as the work is neat, I will accept your date!" The Peach Blossom Fairy said with a smile.
"Wow, she's the Peach Blossom Fairy! It's so beautiful! The third lady exclaimed.
"Yes, she is not only beautiful, but also has a good family background, and his father is Gongsun Zhiye, a famous refining master in the fairy world!" Immediately someone whispered.
"Oh, his father is Gongsun Zhiye, a master of refining! Whoever gets her, it's a blessing! ”
"But no, Gongsun Zhiye, the master of the immortal refining realm, is a well-known Da Luo Jin Immortal, even the Jade Emperor has to respect him for three points! Let's go up and try it too! ”
"Forget it, you still want to be embarrassed by your couplet level!"
"Hehe, it doesn't matter if it's right or not, the key is to take a few closer looks, and I'm very satisfied! Go back and fantasize about it in the evening, it's always okay! ”
Just when everyone was talking, the Peach Blossom Fairy began to come out of the couplet, "Everyone, I am out of the couplet, emerald and red, everywhere warblers and swallows!" Please link it down! Peach Blossom Fairy smiled.
"I'll do it!" A male immortal ran up to the stage, "Please come out of the next link!" Peach Blossom Fairy smiled.
"Tall and short, tall and short everywhere!" The immortal smiled.
The Peach Blossom Fairy covered her mouth and smiled: "The first sentence is still neat, but the latter sentence is not good!" Please come back! ”
The immortal immediately went down with a red face, and then another male immortal came up, he didn't say a word, and said directly: "Hug and hug, kiss me and me on the bed!" How's that, it's neat enough! The fairy laughed.
The man's laughter was immediately heard below, and the Peach Blossom Fairy blushed, "Shameless, you go down!" The Peach Blossom Fairy waved his hand, and the man was ousted, and he got up in embarrassment, holding his head and fled.
Jiang Fan couldn't help but smile and said, "It seems that there are a lot of low-grade immortals in the fairy world!" In fact, that couplet is quite neat, but it's too vulgar! ”
"Jiang Fan, it seems that you can also do couplets!" The eldest lady looked at Jiang Fan with a smile, and she suddenly wanted to try Jiang Fan's erudition.
Jiang Fan smiled and said: "Hehe, the Peach Blossom Fairy has too little encouragement, it's just a date, that's not much fun!" ”
"Oh, what encouragement do you want?" The eldest lady looked at Jiang Fan with interest.
"Hehe, unless she kisses me, I'll go down!" Jiang Fan smiled evilly.
The eldest lady's face was slightly red, "Hmph, you men know that you guys take advantage!" The eldest lady snorted.
"Jiang Fan's idea is good, I'll help you out!" The third lady immediately shouted to the stage: "Sister Peach Blossom, someone can match your downlink, but he asks for a special reward!" ”
The third lady had a very loud voice, and everyone heard it again, and the peach blossom fairy on the stage smiled and said to the audience: "Oh, I don't know what special reward he has?" ”
"He said, if he's tidy, you can kiss him!" The third lady shouted.
Her words immediately caused a commotion in the audience, "Oh, who is so bold as to make such an indecent request!" Hit him! ”
A flush immediately flew on the peach blossom fairy's face, "I can't agree to this request!" The Peach Blossom Fairy smiled and shook her head.
"It seems that you are also making a scene!" Jiang Fan suddenly said loudly.
The Peach Blossom Fairy looked at Jiang Fan, "Why do you say that?" The Peach Blossom Fairy was surprised.
"The special reward that the third lady said just now is what I proposed, if you dare to accept this special reward, I will come up and couplet with you!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
The Peach Blossom Fairy immediately hesitated, and the immortals in the audience immediately coaxed: "Peach Blossom Fairy, if you are really looking for someone you like, you should agree to this special reward!" ”
"Yes, yes! Unless you're hypocritical! ”
The audience immediately made a commotion, and the Peach Blossom Fairy was suddenly a little flustered, she nodded and said, "It's good, but I have a request, your next link must be related to love!" As long as you have a good downlink, I'll kiss you! ”
When the Peach Blossom Fairy said the last few words, her heart beat faster and her face was feverish, she had never kissed a strange man! She hopes that this man will come up, but she also hopes that he can't, which is really very contradictory.
"Okay, then I'll come up!" Jiang Fan immediately walked quickly onto the stage, and after he came on stage, he beckoned to the audience: "Do you want the Peach Blossom Fairy to kiss my face?" If yes, then cheer me on! ”
As soon as Jiang Fan's words fell, the immortals in the audience immediately shouted in unison: "Come on!" Come on! ”
The Peach Blossom Fairy looked at Jiang Fan in surprise, she didn't expect the man in front of her to be agitatory, she felt that the man in front of her was a little debauched in his words and deeds, unlike that kind of elegant immortal, who couldn't match the first-class couplets at all.
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