When I walked into the kitchen, the squad leader was staring at the tea set on the marble countertop.

Could it be that there is a lack of ingredients for making tea? This kind of thing shouldn't be asked to me, it should be asked to Xiaoqin, right?

Following the direction of the squad leader's finger, I realized that something was wrong.

There are many tea cans in Xiaoqin's house, from left to right: Biluochun, Tieguanyin, West Lake Longjing, Xinyang Maojian...... But in front of all the tea cans, there is a large chemical reagent bottle that occupies the most conspicuous position, and on the label paper is written with two super eye-catching large characters - "Croton".

Isn't this a laxative?

Through the glass reagent bottle, you can clearly see that it is full of powdery substances like loess, and you can vaguely smell the bitter smell of medicine through the bottle, which is definitely a fake croton.

Even the most hard-working students know from countless Qing Gong TV dramas that croton is a traditional Chinese medicine that makes people have diarrhea, and if the intake is large, it will cause blood in the stool, dehydration, and in severe cases, it may be life-threatening.

Xiaoqin put such a dangerous medicine next to the tea leaves, what is her intention!

I must hope that the squad leader will poison himself! What a hint that couldn't be more obvious! In Xiaoqin's imagination, the squad leader must have come to the kitchen to make tea, and suddenly saw a ready-made croton next to him, so he couldn't resist the temptation of the demon in his heart, and mixed poison into Xiaoqin's cup of tea, and then Xiaoqin would run to the toilet in shame, and the squad leader covered his mouth and snickered!

You haven't woken up from your dreams! This is equivalent to you standing on the street, with a ghost-headed knife next to you, and a banner on the handle of the knife "Welcome to cut off the head", how suspicious it looks! It's so suspicious! It's definitely a trap! Even if the squad leader really wants to hurt you, he won't step on this trap!

I was embarrassed, so I had to explain to the squad leader:

"This is Qin's prank, don't take it seriously. Don't look at her illness at school, she is actually a person who likes to play pranks, and often says some bad jokes that no one understands......"

The squad leader frowned in disbelief.

"It's, it's just that her brain is often short-circuited, she's brainless! Do you understand? If she says anything strange to you, don't take it seriously! ”

You have to give the squad leader a vaccination, otherwise if Xiaoqin runs the train with her mouth full of mouth, she may say some sensational nonsense.

The squad leader sighed in disappointment, "I really didn't expect that Ye Lin, you would also speak ill of people behind your back." ”

Huh? How did it turn out that I was saying bad things about Xiaoqin! How did it turn out that I was stirring up the relationship between the two girls! This is completely inconsistent with my image of an iron-blooded lone wolf! This is what eunuchs like Li Lianying do in film and television dramas!

When the squad leader made tea and served it to everyone, Xiaoqin deliberately waited for everyone to pick up the cup before picking up the remaining cup of tea, and put it to her mouth with a serious expression and took a sip.

"Beware of burning your mouth!" The squad leader thoughtfully reminded.

It's okay not to remind it, as soon as it is reminded, Xiaoqin immediately raised her neck and drank the hot tea in one go.

Isn't this intended to give the squad leader a chance to repent? probably thought that the squad leader's reminder was a signal of conscience discovery.,Whether it's in a girl's manga or a shonen manga.,Once the conscience of the negative character is discovered,,It's possible to be fully whitewashed.,Zuihou gets a good ending.。 So Xiaoqin doesn't give the squad leader a chance to wash his name, so she has to drink this cup of poisonous tea containing croton anyway?

"Scalding, scalding—it's so hot!"

Xiaoqin jumped up from the sofa with a hot tongue, her red and swollen tongue sticking out of her mouth, and she could only let out a faint wail, and she ran around the sofa twice on the carpet with such a distorted expression of wanting to die, Zuihou tripped over her skirt and fell face down at the feet of me and the squad leader.

The squad leader's face was full of black lines, and he forgot to put down the teacup held in mid-air, and it took a long time before he woke up like a dream, leaned over and helped Xiaoqin on the ground up.

"Xiaoqin, you're too anxious, biedong, I'll blow it for you."

Seeing that Xiaoqin's lower body was paralyzed on the carpet and didn't want to get up, the squad leader simply knelt down himself, held the other party's face, and blew on Xiaoqin's unretractable tongue very gently, trying to help her reduce the pain.

Huh? The faces of the two girls are very close! It looks like it's going to kiss! I sat on the sofa and drank tea with Erlang's legs crossed, it was completely a special audience!

On the one hand, Xiaoqin's tongue hurt too much, and on the other hand, she probably didn't expect the squad leader to be so kind to her, so she just sat blankly and let the squad leader deal with it.

"Does it still hurt?" After working for a long time, the squad leader took Xiaoqin's hands and asked sincerely.

Xiao Qin carefully retracted her tongue and tried to move it in her mouth, and seemed to feel better.

But he still couldn't speak, so he nodded to the squad leader, and then felt that something was wrong and shook his head again.

No matter how confusing the meaning of the expression was, the squad leader finally saw Xiaoqin's expression that Xiaoqin's pain was relieved a little.

The squad leader poured a glass of warm water for Xiaoqin to hold in his mouth, and then called me to the kitchen to help wash the fruit.

In fact, I didn't need to do it at all, the squad leader washed the fruit with ease, and asked me a little puzzled by the cover of the sound of running water:

"When I was in school, Xiao Qin was a little introverted, but it was still normal overall! Why are you so absent-minded today, and drink hot tea directly? ”

I couldn't tell the truth, so I had to gamble and say, "How do I know? She's brain-dead! ”

The squad leader's eyes were half-narrowed, and a suspicious look appeared from under his eyelashes.

"It's because you're there, right? Every time you're there, Xiaoqin will behave abnormally, what kind of handle does she still have in your hand, right? ”

"Hey, squad leader, make your words clear! What kind of handle can make Xiaoqin so scared? ”

"I don't know yet...... But under normal circumstances, the evil people use to threaten girls are photos or videos......"

I threaten Celery? She threatened me, right? She forced me to take 20 photos and planned to give me nightmares every day! As for the video...... Xiaobawang seems to have recorded the process of bullying me, she is a real evildoer!

Thinking of the cruel persecution of me by the little overlord, a hateful expression appeared on my face unconsciously.

The squad leader misinterpreted what I meant, thinking that I, a criminal, had been pointed out by her and was angry and planning to break the net.

"Go and turn yourself in."

"Huh?"

"If you turn yourself in now, you may be able to get leniency."

The squad leader said as she divided the washed haode fruits into different baskets, and she wiped her eyes with the back of her wet hand to keep me from seeing her expression.

What did I do to turn myself in? Could it be that what I used to coerce Xiaoqin was nude photos+-video? Also, what's the deal with your somewhat sad tone? It's because the classmates in the class are about to be arrested and put in a juvenile detention center, and they can't see each other for a long time, right?

I don't need you to sympathize with me! Speaking of which, I don't have any nude photos of Xiaoqin, but your nude photos can get a lot of them! It's all fake photos from Photoshop for the time being, but maybe when you can get the real one from your brother! What right do you, the intended victim, have to sympathize with me!

The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and the more angry I became, the more I felt that it was too hot in the room, so I stood next to me and began to unbutton my shirt.

The squad leader was taken aback by my actions.

"Y-What are you doing?"

"Take off your clothes! Since I'm going to go to the juvenile detention center, I should do everything I want to do, so I have no regrets! ”

I smiled wickedly and wondered if the squad leader would scream out in fear of me.

The squad leader took a deep breath, then opened the cabinet drawer, selected a 9-inch blade from the knife holder, held it in his hand, and looked at me coldly.

I think if I dare to pounce, the squad leader will definitely stab me without hesitation.

"What a joke!" I shrugged my shoulders and made a helpless expression, "I just feel too hot and want to take off my clothes, don't you roll up your sleeves too?" ”

The squad leader lowered the knife in his hand suspiciously, but did not completely relax his vigilance.

It's really too much, if I really want to do it against you, am I really afraid of this knife? Many thugs who are accustomed to making knives have been defeated in my hands, and the knife technique you practiced in the kitchen is completely an axe in front of me!