"Alas, squad leader, don't trust me so much! If you're so scared, just go home, anyway, you saw it, Xiaoqin is jumping around......"

"No way!" The squad leader said resolutely, "I'm not only here to visit the sick, but also to tutor Xiaoqin!" And you are so yin and yang, how can you let Xiaoqin stay with you alone! ”

The class leader was really boring, such a rare day off, he had to tutor Xiaoqin on the teaching progress of the five major subjects, and ordered me to sit on the side.

Xiaoqin is very good at Chinese and foreign languages, and she can keep up with the progress without the class leader's special explanation. But she already had a headache in mathematics, physics and chemistry, and now she hasn't been in class for another week, and I see that she is about to cry when she listens to the class leader's explanation.

Although the class leader is a very competent teacher, persuasive, patient and responsible, there is no way to meet Xiaoqin's unenlightened head, so he has to sigh loudly, pick out what Xiaoqin can understand, and jump to talk about it.

Seeing that I was laughing and silent, and didn't even take out the corresponding books, the squad leader was very angry.

"Ye Lin, do you think you're smart? If you don't study hard now, how will you adapt to this high-tech society in the future? ”

I picked up a date from the fruit bowl and threw it into my mouth, and said with a sneer:

"In the future, I will try to do low-tech work, such as moving bricks at the construction site! This way, you don't have to study at all! ”

After saying that, I suddenly remembered that I forgot to take off my clothes just now, and since I said this, I will simply show some muscles and let you see my capital of moving bricks.

The squad leader didn't have time to stop me, so I threw my shirt off my body.

Underneath the black tight-fitting sports vest is the muscles ♂ that I am proud of.

With a little effort, the biceps muscles bulge high like Popeye, and the arc from the shoulder to the elbow is like an upside-down gourd, exuding a strong beauty that only belongs to the master.

What do you think? It's more than enough to move bricks! Maybe he can become a model brick mover and appear on TV as one of the top ten people who moved China!

When Xiaoqin looked at me, her eyes were shining with stars, but the squad leader seemed to see a jungle gorilla.

Don't look down on gorillas! Gorillas have a V-shaped body that bodybuilders dream of, and the liliang is seven times that of an average human!

Is it a civilized person who is as weak as your brother? No kidding! Squad leader, your distorted aesthetics, let me be responsible for correcting it!

I did a toned movement to show off the muscles in my back.

In order to achieve the muscular beauty shown by Bruce Lee in "Raptors Across the River", I used pull-ups to exercise the latissimus dorsi.

Once I shrug my shoulder blades, my back looks like a pair of little wings grow out of the relevant muscle groups.

Although it is not practical at all, because Bruce Lee once did this action in front of the camera, even if he can only imitate his idol to the smallest extent, it will make me very proud.

Xiaoqin couldn't help but lean over and poked the "wings" on my back with her fingers.

"O(∩_∩) Ohaha~ It's fun!"

It seems that after all this time, her tongue has gradually recovered.

The squad leader covered his mouth and rushed into the bathroom.

What are you going to do? Vomiting? I'm not handsome, but I'm not so bad that I vomit, am I? Have you never seen a special latissimus dorsi? Do my "wings" look like tumors or deformities to you?

It's really a woman with long hair and short knowledge, who has never seen the world! Naruto is so much more deformed than me! In the later stage, it is even more difficult to find characters who are not deformed! And give me Bruce Lee daoqian! Bruce Lee's muscles that he exercised with high-intensity means (including electric shocks) were not designed to make people vomit!

During the time when the squad leader rushed into the bathroom, Xiaoqin lowered her voice and asked me:

"The squad leader didn't poison my tea because he was stopped by classmate Ye Lin, right?"

Xiaoqin's persecution paranoia made me cry and laugh, I hoped she would be sober, so she sarcastically said:

"Yes, the squad leader poisoned you! That cup of tea didn't put tea leaves at all, it was completely brewed with croton! But she took the wrong cup in a hurry, so she reaped the consequences. You see, isn't she running to the toilet now? ”

Xiaoqin clenched her fist and slapped it on the palm of her other hand, making an expression of sudden realization.

"The squad leader is so ruthless! If I drink that high-concentration croton soup, I might die if I drink it! Then she will seduce Ye Lin next to my corpse! ”

You're serious! Don't you hear my 400% sarcastic tone! And make love with me next to your corpse, how heavy is the taste of the squad leader! If she had such a strong taste, she wouldn't have vomited just because she saw my latissimus dorsi!

I don't know if the squad leader vomited in the bathroom, but after she came back, there were traces of undried water on her face, obviously she had washed her face with cold water.

Seeing that I still hadn't put my shirt back on, the squad leader frowned and said:

"How can you dress like this when there's a girl here?"

"Why can't I dress like this? Sports vests are ordinary, right? When playing basketball in the summer, everyone often wears it like this, and I don't hear any opinions from the girls who are watching! ”

Not only is there no opinion, whenever Shen Shaoyi walks away because of a shot or breakthrough, exposing the muscles of his waist and abdomen, he will erupt in cheers among the girls (recently mixed with the whistle of the school doctor).

Because it was really a little hot in the room, and the squad leader was embarrassed to let Xiaoqin, who was afraid of the cold, turn off the air conditioner, Zuihou had to acquiesce to my behavior of wearing a vest.

I looked at my watch, and it was already 11 o'clock.

Haven't decided what to have for lunch yet. If you're ordering food outside, based on my long-term experience with my dad, if you don't call ahead on weekends and have to catch the meal at 12 o'clock, you will have to wait.

I leaned back on the sofa and asked Xiaoqin if there was any restaurant near Xiaoqin that tasted okay, and if it was not convenient to deliver food, I would go down and buy it.

Xiaoqin clasped her hands together, and asked expectantly with her eyes, "Can't you eat me?" ”

I snorted, "I can do it, but you have so little meat, not enough for me and the squad leader!" ”

The squad leader's eyes widened in surprise, clearly stunned by the conversation between the two of us.

After a while, his expression calmed down, probably remembering that I said that Xiao Qin likes to tell cold jokes.

Xiaoqin whispered a few words to me, and then said that there is a roast duck restaurant near where Aunt Ren often orders food, as long as she makes a phone call, she will bring up all the specialty dishes, and the meal fee does not need to be paid in cash, and she will save an extra piece to settle.

I thought the idea was okay, so I asked Xiaoqin to find out the menu of the roast duck restaurant.

The squad leader interjected, "Do you have to eat outside food?" If there are ingredients in the fridge, I can simply make something for everyone to eat. ”

Before I could express my opinion, Xiaoqin raised her right hand high on the side:

"Yes, yes! I'm going to eat the food cooked by the squad leader! In order to practice cooking, I always store a lot of ingredients in the refrigerator! Squad leader, please feel free to use it! ”

After checking the refrigerator, the squad leader said that the existing materials were enough to make a piece of Disanxian and a tomato meat slice, plus the red dates that everyone had not eaten, and they could also make another white fungus red date soup.

She left the two of us to write the Chinese homework papers and went to the kitchen to prepare the food herself.

The glass door of the kitchen was closed by the squad leader to isolate noise and fumes, and Xiaoqin and I didn't have the heart to do our homework, so we peeked at the squad leader's stir-frying movements from time to time.

The squad leader originally wanted to borrow Xiaoqin's apron, but Xiaoqin's apron was painted with a stupid rhinoceros, which looked extremely naïve, not to mention, it was a bit short for the squad leader, so Zuihou had to tie the goose yellow apron commonly used by Aunt Ren in front of him.

Although it was the first time to use Xiaoqin's kitchen, the squad leader quickly entered the state, the pots and pans were in order, and the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar were in place. Whether it is cutting, slicing, shaving, shaving, frying, stir-frying, cooking, and frying, they all show a considerable professional level.

I haven't heard that the squad leader has been an apprentice under a chef, she has to ensure speed without relaxing quality, she should have practiced cooking every day on weekdays, right?

Her home is not too far from school, but she has to ride a bicycle every day so that she can go home early and prepare dinner, so that her brother will not have to wait too long, right?

I can almost imagine Shu Zhe sitting behind the dinner table tapping on a spoon, urging her sister to hurry up and make haode.

I don't know what kind of expression the squad leader usually has when she is stir-frying after riding all the way home, but in short, when she looks at the stove now, her face is very peaceful, and she also shows a sense of accomplishment and happiness.

The squad leader, who wears an apron and prepares lunch for us wholeheartedly, looks like a good wife!

Even through the glass door, the smell of food gradually came out of the kitchen.