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"Now there are armed police officers and soldiers, if you don't pass the ideological and political level, be careful that I denounce you and let him arrest you and detain you......" Yuan Siyu glared at Nie Canglong and grinned.

"Little Green Snake, I allow you to beat her up......" Qin Xiaojun spoke.

"I'm afraid I'll get my ......hands dirty when I beat her," Nie Canglong shook his head slightly, "Now that the water is so tight, it's not bad." ”

"Master, I'll let you beat her......" The little girl waved her little fist in the arms of her mother, the little girl is obviously very resentful, and she will never forget the red wolf who bewitched her mother to beat herself.

"Oops?? Will Yaya share her worries with Master?? What a good boy......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but praise.

"Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee......-hee-hee

"Hmph......" Yuan Siyu looked at the little one who was going to beat him, and couldn't help but snort coldly.

"Help...... the little girl immediately turned around and ran towards the master and mother screaming, seeking shelter.

"Small, dare to beat me??" Yuan Siyu looked at the little thing that had fled into the wilderness, and became proud.

"When I grow up, look at how I beat you......" The little girl returned to her mother's arms, and immediately had confidence, waving her little fist, and said arrogantly.

"Little thing, do you believe that the old lady beat you up??" Yuan Siyu's eyes widened and said.

"You dare to hit me. I'll let my master ignore you in the future...... "The little guy learns everything quickly." Threats and intimidation come as soon as you open your mouth.

"......" Yuan Siyu looked at Qin Xiaojun with resentful eyes.

"What do you see me doing?? My apprentice is self-taught......" Qin Xiaojun became proud.

"The kid surnamed Nie, does your apprentice count??" Yuan Siyu glared at Nie Canglong and said with a small mouth.

"This ......" the corners of Nie Canglong's mouth twitched, "Not necessarily, it depends on the meaning of our little Jun baby......"

"Hmm......" Qin Xiaojun nodded with satisfaction after listening to the man's words.

"You're not a man at all......" Yuan Siyu glared at Nie Canglong angrily and said angrily.

"I'm a woman, I'm a woman, I'm a woman......," Nie Canglong muttered in his mouth.

"What are you talking about??" Qin Xiaojun's little face was a little dark.

"I'm hypnotizing myself......" Nie Canglong said seriously, and couldn't help but sigh, "Not only is the red face a disaster, but the handsome guy is also a disaster." In order not to harm Sister Yuan again, I decided to hypnotize myself into a woman, so that the same sex can free Sister Yuan......"

"Are you still going to be shameless??" Yuan Siyu's face also darkened.

"Life is precious. The price of the face is higher, if it is for the beauty, both can be thrown ......," Nie Canglong said righteously.

"Good poetry, good poetry, brother, this poem you made is really good......" Zhao Chuanxi gave his brother a thumbs up and praised loudly.

"Vomit ......" Yuan Siyu was so disgusted that he bent down and vomited, "You let me get rid of it, and then I will harm Comrade Zhao Chuanxi......

"It's so disgusting...... Gu Yunfeng's face was red, and he was also sick to his stomach. I just don't know if the disgusting thing he said was Nie Canglong or Yuan Siyu.

"This poem is really ......" Sister Bai's little face was also a little red, "It's really ...... It's great, it's deep, it's thoughtful, it's ...... What ...... "I can't find the right word."

"Hehe......" Qin Xiaojun covered his mouth and laughed, "The little green snake's face has finally risen to a new level, it's really gratifying...... "...,

"Joy and joy......," Nie Canglong was praised by the girl, and immediately became happy, "As long as you can free Sister Yuan, you will have to endure more hardship." No matter how tired I am, I have no regrets, if Sister Yuan is willing, I still want to be a sister with her......"

"Spare me, don't you disgust me anymore??" Gu Yunfeng's little face was flushed. There were green tendons on his forehead.

"Brother, you're busy. I still have some things to deal with...... "Zhao Chuanxi ran away as soon as he slipped away, seeing his brother's funny appearance, he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, he was very uncomfortable, or he slipped away quickly, if he was not careful, he suddenly laughed out loud, and it would be bad for the old brother to hold a grudge.

"I'm not busy, I'm here to watch you turn into a woman......" Yuan Siyu gritted his silver teeth, hugged his arms in front of his chest, and looked at Nie Canglong with his eyes, and said.

"If you look at people like this, they will be shy......" Gu Yunfeng glanced at Yuan Siyu with disdain, and sneered, it's really a shame for someone to be a woman

Defeated, he forced gay men to be transgender.

"I'm just watching, what's the matter with you?? If you don't beat it, just say it......" Yuan Siyu glared at Gu Yunfeng with raised eyebrows, and roared loudly.

"I owe a beating, if you have the ability, you can beat me, are you really afraid of you?? Isn't it just a beating at most?? When your aunt and grandmother haven't been beaten?? Gu Yunfeng was also annoyed, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and fell into contact with Yuan Siyu.

"Beat you up, beat you, do you think I don't dare?? What do you think of you?? Yuan Siyu glared at Gu Yunfeng angrily, his little fists clenched, as if he was going to pounce and beat Gu Yunfeng at any time.

"You dare to beat me, if I don't fight back, I ......will write the ancient characters upside down," Gu Yunfeng said without showing weakness.

"I'll give you another eight-character child, you just have a surname......" Yuan Siyu said disdainfully.

"Don't play word games with me, if you have the ability, you will beat me to death......" Gu Yunfeng shouted.

"If I beat you to death, I will beat you to death......" Yuan Siyu was finally annoyed, clenched his fists, and pounced towards Gu Yunfeng.

"How dare you come??" Gu Yunfeng was taken aback, "You don't dare to run away when I do??" So saying, he ran around the table.

"You give me zhanzhu, do you think you can run away in the palm of the old lady's hand?? Today, if you let the old lady beat her firmly. It's easy to say anything. Otherwise, you look good......" Yuan Siyu chased after him, and said angrily.

"Are you stupid for me??" Gu Yunfeng wouldn't listen to Yuan Siyu, so the fool stopped and was beaten.

"I said you two are okay, the little green snake still has to become a woman, what if you two disturb it and become a shemale who is neither male nor female??" Qin Xiaojun rolled his eyes and said angrily, helplessly, the two girls were on private issues. I don't pay much attention to Qin Xiaojun's opinion, there is not a single squeak, those who should run run, and those who should chase.

"Poof......" Sister Bai couldn't help laughing.

"Mother. What is Shemale? The little girl looked up at her little face, looked at her beautiful face, and asked in a milky voice.

"Beasts become goblins, and of course people can become goblins......," Qin Xiaojun said with a smile.

"Then after the master becomes a shemale, will he eat Yaya??" The little girl's little face turned white, and her big beautiful eyes were filled with horror.

"This is an indefinite ......" Qin Xiaojun pretended to think about it, shook his head, and said.

"Huh??" The little girl was so frightened that she trembled, and looked at the plush toy in her arms with some reluctance, "Master." I don't want the goat, can you ask Master not to eat me?? "There was a mist in a pair of big eyes. …,

"It's hard to say...... Qin Xiaojun shook his head, "If your master becomes a shemale, even his master will not be able to protect himself, and he won't be able to take care of you at that time......"

"People don't want plush toys anymore, and they don't drink drinks, so Master don't eat my ......" The little girl deflated her mouth and began to drop golden beans.

"Hmph, do you know you're scared??" Wang Xueying sneered.

"Senior sister, return the plush toy to you. Let the master eat you later......" The little girl held the Pleasant Goat and begged Wang Xueying pitifully.

"You are really my good junior sister...... Wang Xueying's head is full of black lines, this is the real Dead Daoist Immortal Poor Dao, this little girl should worship the Cloud Zhongzi Daoist as a teacher, and she arrived at the Yunzhong Zi Dao Chief. is definitely the material of the senior sister, Zhao Chuanxi compares with her. It's just a weak explosion.

"Senior sister knows how well people are doing, right??" The little girl couldn't hear the good words, thinking that the senior sister really said that she was good, "Why don't you hurry up and take the Pleasant Goat, and the master will become a shemale in a while......"

"Yaya, if you don't like the Pleasant Goat, throw it away......" Sister Bai couldn't help laughing, and reprimanded her daughter.

"You can't throw it, if you throw it, it will be dirty, what if the master becomes a shemale and doesn't eat people?? When the time comes, Yaya will be able to bring the Pleasant Goat back......" The little girl said seriously.

"Giggle......" Qin Xiaojun giggled, this little apprentice is really too funny, too rare.

"You little rabbit cub......" Sister Bai couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

"......" Wang Xueying felt that the world was a little spinning, purely to make this little girl angry, this little girl is really too bad, there is thunder and I will go, it is good for you, if it weren't for the face of my wife, I would have to swell her ass today.

"Sure enough, what kind of person is it, what kind of apprentice is taught......" Yuan Siyu picked up Gu Yunfeng, squinted at the little girl from the corner of his eye, and his mouth was not polite.

"Did you provoke you?? Teaching your own apprentices, and you have nothing to do with half a dime, why are you so buried?? Gu Yunfeng said as he ran away around the table.

"Am I burying someone?? I'm praising that little thing, were you so fine when you were a child?? Yuan Siyu said.

"Anyway, it's better than you......" Gu Yunfeng said as he ran.

"Look, any powerful enemy begins to disintegrate from within...... Zhou Wei looked at the farce in front of him and muttered in his daughter-in-law's ear.

"It would be nice if there were bags of melon seeds...... Zhang Ya looked at it with relish.

"I think popcorn is better......" Zhou Wei thought for a while and said.

"If you want to say that, I would like to eat two pieces of stinky tofu......" Zhang Ya's mouth began to secrete saliva.

"Stinky tofu?? It's not good, it's not good, stinky tofu is too disturbing to the people, how about fried chestnuts in sugar?? Zhou Wei said.

"It's a pity, we can only think about it now......" Zhang Ya swallowed several mouthfuls of saliva and said with a regretful face.

"Alas......" Zhou Wei also sighed, "Don't talk about fried chestnuts with sugar, even pancakes and fruits are fine." All hungry......"

"Hungry?? I'll get you something to eat......" Zhang Ya hurriedly walked to the table. grabbed a handful of grilled haode lamb skewers and sneaked back to her husband.

"Oh, it's so fragrant......" Zhou Wei would be polite to his daughter-in-law, took the mutton skewers, and ate them in a big gulp.

"Hey, I said you're too rude too?? How do you steal our lamb skewers?? Wang Xueying was a little unhappy, she had a bad impression of Zhang Ya, this stupid girl actually wanted to set up a trap for herself, she was not a good person when she looked at it, did her aunt look like a fool? ? …,

"Can you find out that it's still called stealing?? Isn't it just lamb skewers? Look at you stingy......" Zhang Ya glanced at Wang Xueying. Said.

"Do you want me to beat up your husband??" Wang Xueying's eyes widened and said.

"You beat me?? If you're not afraid of a reputation as a bully, you can beat it, and I will definitely not fight back......" Zhou Wei ate lamb skewers deliciously. Stealing the air glanced at Wang Xueying with disdain, and said vaguely.

"Shameless enough...... Wang Xueying's face was a little pale, but she took a deep breath and gave Zhou Wei a thumbs up, no wonder they are two people, just with this shameless energy, these two people can meet together, it is simply the most successful case of matchmaking since the old man's experience, and it can even become a model.

"Xiexie compliments. Shamelessness is my greatest strength......" Zhou Wei nodded quite approvingly, and his mouth didn't stop, his eyes had already been on the table, and there was another grilled haode mutton skewer on the table.

"You don't know how to ......be polite at all," Wang Xueying rolled her eyes.

"Or, I'll give you Shameless??" Zhou Wei looked at Wang Xueying in some surprise and said.

"......" Wang Xueying's little face immediately turned blue, and a pair of small fists creaked.

"This fist, if you pinch the walnuts, it will definitely not be difficult......" Zhou Wei looked at Wang Xueying's little fist that was getting tighter and tighter, and couldn't help but sigh.

"It's a pity, the walnuts I bought last month. I just finished eating it yesterday......" Zhang Ya also sighed and said.

"Today, I must kill you......" Wang Xueying roared, raised her small fist, and hit Zhou Wei's nose.

"Stop ......" Zhou Wei used the mutton skewers as a shield. Blocking his face, "I'll fight when I'm done eating." When the time comes, I'll let you know what the heirs of Baguazhang are......"

"Okay, I'll wait for you to finish eating......" Wang Xueying also thought that the mutton skewers were greasy, and it was almost the same when she pinched the skewers, so she wouldn't touch them with her hands, "When the time comes, I will have to beat you into a white face......

"White face??" Zhou Wei took a bite of the urine and looked at Wang Xueying with some doubts, "Could it be that I returned my drifting fist or something?" ”

"Husband, don't be so slow......" Zhang Ya pulled her husband, "The white face she said is the white face in mahjong, just to flatten the protruding parts of your face......"

"It's too cruel...... Zhou Wei's face turned pale, "I'm eating here, you go and bring our little brother here, if she is ruthless, she will be criminally detained for the crime of intentional wounding......"

"Isn't it okay??" Zhang Ya was a little hesitant, not that she was really so upright, but that Wang Xueying didn't look like a law-abiding person.

"What's not haode?? Do you want to watch your husband make people beat up in white faces? ? When the time comes, it's inconvenient to kiss your mouth......" Zhou Wei glared at his daughter-in-law and said.

"That's not what you mean...... Zhang Ya quietly stabbed her husband's waist and leaned into his ear, "These people are all carrying human lives, and your armed police brigade is probably not very good at ......"

"Hey, you guys, there really is a homicide??" Zhou Wei's eyes immediately became solemn, and at this moment, he was simply attached to the black cat sheriff

is the same, from a scoundrel to a Ren Changxia, Lei Feng, Jiao Yulu and the like for the country and the people.

"Nonsense, don't you see that we all have murderous energy in us?? Where did the murderous aura come from if you didn't kill anyone?? Wang Xueying's eyes widened, and she pointed at Yuan Siyu, who was chasing Gu Yunfeng, "Have you seen this woman?" Don't look at her as a nymphomaniac now, but when she kills, she doesn't even blink her eyes, and she's not afraid to tell you that she has killed more people than you...... you've ever seen"...,

"Yes, yes, I can prove it," Zhang Ya leaned into ......her husband's ear, "Aren't you investigating Yu Lele's case?" The one who saved Lele was her......"

"Oh......" Zhou Wei's expression relaxed when he heard this, "This woman is indeed cruel, and she has the habit of splitting up corpses when she kills people, fortunately your husband has a lot of nerves, otherwise he would have to lose twenty pounds...... "Since the person who rescued Lele is her, it is a kind of thief, and at present, the above is supportive of this kind of person."

"Why??" Zhang Ya was a little puzzled.

"Nonsense, such a disgusting scene, it's much more exciting than a horror movie, the timid can be scared to death, many comrades in our armed police brigade don't eat......" Zhou Wei glanced at his daughter-in-law, took a bite of mutton skewers, and said.

"Is it really that disgusting??" Zhang Ya still didn't believe it, she felt that her husband was exaggerating, and it was not that she hadn't been to the slaughterhouse, the pig slaughterer was also quite bloody, and I heard that anyone couldn't eat when she saw it.

"Do you know how to write the word harvest abundance??" Zhou Wei glanced at his daughter-in-law and asked.

"Three horizontal and one vertical......" As soon as Zhang Ya finished speaking subconsciously, a pair of beautiful eyes widened.

"That's right, it's three horizontal and one vertical, grandma's, the intestines and stomach flowed all over the place, and even the small ones were cut into two pieces, and when our team rushed over, several comrades were so scared that they peed their pants......" Zhou Wei said and blushed a little.

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