Chapter 390: Five minutes and one seconds
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Zhou Wei let the wind blow, his body was off the ground, he felt like a leaf, drifting with the wind, that sense of powerlessness made him can't help but be shocked, after blowing out ten meters, his feet finally touched the ground, and then he took seven or eight steps backwards to finally stabilize his body, but it was still haode, and his body did not have any discomfort.
"It's really bad......" Zhao Chuanxi withdrew his palm, shook his head and sighed.
"Your Excellency is really a master...... Zhou Wei was ashamed of himself.
"Be polite, it's just a little bit better than you......" Zhao Chuanxi said modestly.
"Why can't I resist punching you twice when I look at your expression??" Yuan Siyu looked at Zhao Chuanxi's smug appearance, and rolled his eyes, this expression was really too bad.
"Sister Yuan, in front of my brother, you should dispel this thought, after all, my brother and I have slept for almost four years, and the relationship is still very deep......" Zhao Chuanxi grinned.
"Just by his words, Sister Yuan, I won't squeak if you beat him......" A black line appeared on Nie Canglong's brain, and you slept with me for almost four years?? You seem to be missing a few keywords, right?? It should be necessary to add the word "same bedroom...... It's like we're playing with our backs to the mountains.
"Did you hear that??" Yuan Siyu looked at Zhao Chuanxi and laughed evilly.
"I was wrong...... Zhao Chuanxi immediately cried and confessed his guilt.
"Hmph, I see that your attitude of admitting your mistakes is quite sincere. I won't beat you......" Yuan Siyu said with a smile.
"Really??" Zhao Chuanxi looked surprised. Nodding his head and thanking Yuan Siyu, "Sister Xiexie Yuan has a lot of ......."
"Hmph...... "Someone finally complimented himself, Yuan Siyu was a little fluttery, no wonder Qin Xiaojun likes to hear people patting on the back, this feeling is just one word, cool.
"Are you really Zhang Ya's husband??" Zhao Chuanxi looked at Zhou Wei, who looked a little depressed, and asked.
"Of course it's true, she's in the community, if I tell a lie, won't let people wear it at once??" Zhou Wei's expression was a little unsightly. In the past, he was invincible all over the world, of course, in the municipal armed police system, but now a person suddenly appeared. People didn't even touch themselves, and they let them fly themselves, and this blow was too big.
"We can't listen to his side of the story, why don't we call Zhang Ya out and let her recognize someone??" Nie Canglong glanced at Zhou Wei up and down and said.
"That, I'm really like a fake...... Zhou Wei was a little creepy, feeling that Nie Canglong's eyes looked at him like a knife, too sharp.
"Even if you bring the marriage certificate, we won't ......believe it," Gu Yunfeng pursed his lips. Said.
"I'll call Zhang Ya out......" Yuan Siyu said, his figure flashed, and the whole person disappeared from the spot.
"Mom......" Zhou Wei looked at the big living person who suddenly disappeared, and was so frightened that his mother screamed, and the whole person jumped up.
"Shut up, if you let Sister Yuan know that she suddenly has a big son like you, she will have to beat you to death...... Qin Xiaojun said.
"I ......" Zhou Wei grinned, he didn't know what to say, this person, why did this person speak so tricky and weird. What about vitriol??
"Who do I have to beat??" Yuan Siyu's figure suddenly appeared again, and she was still carrying Zhang Ya in her hand.
"Wife??" Zhou Wei couldn't help but exclaim when he saw the person Yuan Siyu was carrying, but there was a pain in his heart, and anger burned in his chest. My dear wife was beaten and swollen in one eye, which bastard doesn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade?? Oh. It seems that I heard them say that it is a person named Xue Ying, grandma's, and this dumb loss must not be eaten like this. …,
"Husband, did they bully you??" When Zhang Ya was helping with the work, she was suddenly picked up without even saying hello, and she was confused in her heart, and when she swept her eyes, she saw her husband looking at her with an unlucky face, and she couldn't help but scream.
"Is this really your husband??" Yuan Siyu let go of her, and muttered in a low voice, not to mention strength, in terms of appearance alone, this Zhou Wei and Nie Canglong can't be compared, and even Zhao Chuanxi is better looking than him, of course, it has to be Zhao Chuanxi before he was injured.
"Of course it's my husband......" Zhang Ya pursed her mouth and glared at Yuan Siyu, "Are you bullying my husband??" His eyes swept over the faces of the people.
"Who has the heart to bully him??" Yuan Siyu pursed his lips, yawned, sat back at the table, and slowly ate the mutton skewers.
"Husband, just bear with it, they're really amazing......" Zhang Ya hugged her husband's arm and comforted in a low voice.
"I can't bear it, I can't ......help it," Zhou Wei looked at his wife's red and swollen eyes, and wiped his tears in distress, "It's me who is incompetent, can't protect you, and makes you wronged......" His voice choked up.
"I'm not wronged...... Zhang Ya also shed tears and shook her head vigorously, "I just met an unreasonable stinky woman, she doesn't play her cards according to common sense at all, and if she can't reason, people will beat people, and I despise her on behalf ......of the sun and the moon."
"Why are you so awesome?? Even the sun and the moon dare to represent, why don't you represent the earth and expel me from the earth?? A phantom flew from a distance, Wang Xueying's figure appeared, I saw her holding a large plastic bag in one hand, holding a plush toy of a pleasant goat in the other hand, and was looking at Zhang Ya coldly, this woman is so disgusting, she actually speaks ill of people behind people's backs.
"Where did you come from??" When Zhang Ya saw Wang Xueying, she couldn't help but feel a little weak.
"Hmph......" Wang Xueying snorted coldly, put the big plastic bag on the table, and then stuffed the plush toy into the arms of her junior sister, and slowly walked towards Zhang Ya, "The sun and the moon despise me together, as long as I am still in the solar system, I can know that someone says bad things about me, so I rushed over." Look which shameless guy is slandering me behind my back......"
"No one is slandering you. You're so powerful, who would dare to slander you?? Zhang Ya hurriedly said with a smile on her face.
"Really??" Wang Xueying's gaze was like a knife, scraping around Zhang Ya's body, making her quite uncomfortable.
"Of course, I've never lied to anyone......" Zhang Ya nodded again and again and said.
"But how come the more I listen to it, the more it looks like a lie??" Wang Xueying looked at her coldly and said.
"It's all true, it's definitely true......," Zhang Ya said again and again, and her body involuntarily shrank behind her husband.
"This ugly monster is your husband??" Wang Xueying's eyes fell on Zhou Wei.
"It's not ugly. Take a closer look, there are still some handsome ......" Zhang Ya cautiously poked out her little brain from behind her husband and sneered.
"Did you bring him here to fight me??" Wang Xueying said disdainfully.
"No, it's not ......" Zhang Ya heard the duel, and hurriedly turned out from behind her husband. Blocking her husband behind her, "My husband doesn't know martial arts, and he usually likes to do radio gymnastics to exercise his body, or else, you two are more standard than anyone who does radio gymnastics??" ”
"Then forget it, look at your little white face...... No, no, no, it should be a little black face, that look like a weak willow supporting the wind, like Lin Daiyu, or don't do radio gymnastics. lest you be poor and bloody...... doing it," Wang Xueying said. …,
"Wife, you have to know, you can't be humiliated if you kill, she insults me like this, if I don't duel with her, I will never be a man for the rest of my life......" Zhou Wei's eyes were a little red.
"But if you want to duel with her, you won't even be able to bow your head in the future, this murderous woman will beat you to death......" Zhang Ya's big eyes became watery.
"I'd rather be beaten to death than be a turtle with a shrunken head......" Zhou Wei's eyes were red, like an angry bull.
"To live is to love love. It's not good to die, think about it, how comfortable is love and love?? If you let people beat me to death, don't I have to fall in love with other men?? Zhang Ya's words were very energetic.
"I ......" Zhou Wei immediately hesitated when he heard that his wife said it was quite reasonable. Your uncle, Lao Tzu was beaten to death for dignity. Then the wife remarried and ...... with another man Thinking about it makes me panic.
"We are civilized people, we can't solve the problem in a barbaric way......" Zhang Ya saw that her husband was shaken, and hurriedly drizzled with the wind and drizzle, moisturizing things silently to find him under the steps, it's not that we don't dare to fight, it's really too barbaric in that way, how awesome Zhuge Liang is?? Have you ever seen him wrestle with Zhang Fei?
"Why do you say you...... You're not going to defend me, are you?? There will be a chastity archway, and everyone will see you as a good woman...... "Zhou Wei is a little dissatisfied, he was born and died, but his wife always thinks about love, she is simply the world's number one adulteress."
"The archway of chastity can't be eaten as a meal...... Zhang Ya rolled her eyes, "As long as it's a mouth, it doesn't matter if it's above or below, you have to eat......"
"Otherwise, I'll tell the leader that you will be approved to smoke heroin, I heard that that thing is more refreshing than love...... Zhou Wei said.
"Is heroin a good drug? How do you compare it to love love?? Loving love is good for physical and mental health......" Zhang Ya rolled her eyes and said.
"I ......" Zhou Wei hesitated, if he was beaten to death, his wife would leave the master, and then ...... Think of your wife under you...... is coquettish, and the man in her will become someone else in the future, which is really the most miserable and desolate thing in the world.
"Do you want to fight or not?? What is there to hesitate about?? Fight is to fight, if you don't fight, you don't fight, hurry up and give a happy word, who has the kung fu to spend here with you?? Wang Xueying glanced at Zhou Wei and said with a disdainful expression.
"I ......" Zhou Wei was a little undecided, and his face was full of struggle.
"Hit the ......" Zhang Ya answered for him, then took her husband's hand and looked at him with tears in her eyes, "Husband, you can go with peace of mind, although your ability is quite strong, but the strong have their own strong players, I believe I will be able to find a man who is stronger than you......"
"......" Zhou Wei is full of black lines in his head, this adulteress, her husband is not dead yet, so she wants to find another man, which is really unreasonable.
"Husband, go ahead, take out your manly side, and let me see the most beautiful fireworks you have bloomed with your life......" Zhang Ya rolled her big eyes. Bewitched.
"You agreed to use it for Lao Tzu?? Lao Tzu stopped fighting. Say that you won't fight anything, Lao Tzu will love you first, and then fight after you love ......" Zhou Wei's expression on his face became hideous.
"Oh, you can't finish it in four or five hours when you fall in love, and after four or five hours, people ......will leave," Zhang Ya said with some embarrassment.
"Then even if they deserted, they were scared away by the wise and martial me...... Zhou Wei immediately said proudly.
"Husband, you are really wise and powerful......" Zhang Ya looked at her husband with a look of adoration, and her eyes were full of stars.
"Of course......" Zhou Wei was proud, like a big rooster who had stepped on a little hen, holding his head high. The air is magnificent. …,
"I said, are you scared??" Wang Xueying looked at Zhou Wei disdainfully and said.
"What are you afraid of?? When I finish loving my daughter-in-law, I'll ...... you," Zhou Wei said dissatisfied.
"Five minutes is a spa, right??" Wang Xueying said.
"Poof...... My nephew is my nephew. hahahahahaha......ha
"Someone's apprentice is bad enough......" Yuan Siyu laughed as he covered his mouth.
"Xue Ying, this is too bad......" Sister Bai also covered her mouth and laughed.
"It's too stingy, why only give five minutes?? What if people can hold on to five minutes and one second?? It's like peeing.,You can't pee half of it.,The remaining half of it makes people hold back?? Gu Yunfeng pursed his lips and said cool words.
"Sister Feng still has such a side?? It's really an eye-opener for me today......" Nie Canglong looked at Gu Yunfeng and sighed.
"Ah......" Gu Yunfeng immediately blushed, exclaimed, and lowered his head and didn't dare to squeak.
"Sister Feng is also a romantic character. What about you being an ignorant girl who doesn't know anything?? Sister Xiaohua'er may not be ......," Qin Xiaojun glanced at the man and said.
"Yes, yes, I was wrong......" Nie Canglong nodded again and again, repenting of his mistakes.
"You two...... You two are so annoying......" Gu Yunfeng was so ashamed that he couldn't raise his head, but he still had something to say, "I just read novels, and I haven't even watched those films...... "I want everyone to know that my original packaging hasn't been opened yet, and the machine inside is still brand new."
"Haven't even seen the film?? Why am I so unbelieving? Young people in the 21st century, have you ever seen it? Yuan Siyu disdained.
"Our family is poor. I don't even have a computer, where can I look?? Gu Yunfeng argued.
"Won't you go to an Internet café??" Yuan Siyu pursed his lips and said.
"Oh, I'm a girl, going to watch a movie in an Internet café?? If you catch me, won't I live?? Gu Yunfeng rolled his eyes.
"I've heard. Some men will turn against their own fathers in order to get married. There is too much hormone secretion, and you will even do rape, in fact, women are the same, I don't believe you can bear it, either a man will comfort you, or you will masturbate while watching a movie......" Yuan Siyu looked at Gu Yunfeng with ill intentions and said.
"You're talking about yourself, aren't you??" Gu Yunfeng glanced at her, her face was full of disdain, "I can't see it, you are romantic enough, how many boyfriends have you had??" ”
"Fart, my mother has grown up since she was a child, up to the eighty-year-old man, down to the little fart child who plays with pee, she hasn't even held her hand, how can it be like you, you ......even know it for five minutes and one seconds" Yuan Siyu was angry, don't say that the old lady has never had a boyfriend, even if she has made it, what's the matter? ? It's hard to see anyone??
"Don't believe it......" Gu Yunfeng directly filtered for five minutes and one seconds, clinging to the question of whether Yuan Siyu had a boyfriend.
"Don't believe me??" Yuan Siyu was a little angry in his heart, "If I had a boyfriend, I would have snatched someone out of someone's palm a long time ago, and would I still be bullied like this??" But I see that you look confident, it looks like you have a boyfriend, and the number may not be less than double digits, so this is still conservative, three digits are not impossible......"
"You are only three digits, I see that you are purely under the unspoken rules of the leader, I think about how many leaders there are in the railway system, from the conductor to the minister of the railway, my God, I can't count them......" Gu Yunfeng gritted his teeth angrily, and began to arrange Yuan Siyu. …,
"Do you owe a beating??" Yuan Siyu's little face was as black as the bottom of the pot, and his little fists were clenched, ready to slap Gu Yunfeng twice at any time.
"Guess, speak freely, it's not the criminal Manchu era, I have freedom of speech, I can say whatever I want......" Gu Yunfeng said proudly.
"You are careful and harmonize, your ......," Yuan Siyu said angrily.
"Harmony is also the first harmony for you, what kind of immortals?? Haven't learned the Godsless Land?? I see you're almost on the same level as Wheel Li......" Gu Yunfeng said disdainfully.
"Canglong, she scolded you......" Yuan Siyu pulled his comrades-in-arms for himself, and I am not the only one who is a fairy, anyway, there are people who are with us.
"What did she call me??" Nie Canglong tugged at the corners of his mouth and said.
"She scolded you for being a wheel, Li ......," Yuan Siyu said.
"What happened to Wheel Lee?? People are much better than Zhao Benshan, and Zhao Benshan will fool a Fan chef, look at others, but he fooled half of China back then, and there are ...... people with any education" Nie Canglong pursed his lips and said.
"You, do you still listen to good words??" Yuan Siyu was a little dissatisfied.
"I didn't listen to it as a good thing, I just feel that people are awesome......" Nie Canglong said with a disdainful face, if you want to say that Wheel Li, Nie Canglong really doesn't have a good impression, he is a typical traditionalist, what do you believe? ? It's the Tao, this Tao and Taoism are two different things, and for the three major religions that are rampant shijie, he is even more resistant from the bottom of his heart, so he is disgusted by the Nazi symbol that Wheel Li has touched with one of the three major religions.
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