Uncle Fireball can be described as a hard worker for our perverted supply store, and he is foaming at the mouth of the road:

"I suggest that Sister Red Bean put some lipstick when she blows up the balloon, then every balloon is equivalent to being specially kissed by Sister Red Bean! Some customers can't wait to untie the balloon and kiss indirectly with the red bean sister while swallowing the air exhaled by the red bean sister! ”

The so-called "some customers" actually refer to no one else, but Uncle Fireball! But it's a good idea, and since I've outsourced the "You Choose Me Wear" business to Shu Zhe, I should really develop some new projects.

Balloons are very cheap, you can buy them in the party supplies section of the supermarket, and blowing up the balloons is effortless, and you can start work by buying a cheap lipstick for Shu Zhe, as for how to price it......

"20 balloons without lipstick marks, 50 balloons with lipstick marks!"

I seemed to see Uncle Fireball slapping the table, scolding Fang Xuan's arrogance.

Nima will make a net profit of 50 yuan by blowing up a balloon, and I will go buy lipstick tomorrow! And you can blow up the balloon at any time, and you don't have to have a 72-hour cooldown time like the original panties, so I can make a small profit and make a quick turnover!

Since the old man was afraid of the recurrence of his back pain recently, he was more cautious when teaching me kung fu, and I spent significantly less time practicing with him by the lake.

As a direct result, I arrived at school early every day, and on Friday, I entered the school gate early, just in time for Shu Zhe to walk in.

"Brother Ye Lin, are you also on duty?" Shu Zhe asked me.

I didn't answer him, so I handed it to him with a workbook and silk underwear.

Knowingly, he tucked the workbook into his bag, looked at no one around, and held out his hand to me again.

"Five hundred dollars, please bring it!"

With a smug and boastful look.

Proud of your sister! Do you think it's a shameful thing to pretend to be a girl with the customer service number of our online store and fool customers into spending more money? Let me recognize the reality, okay! When I was looking for the goods last night, I took a closer look, and the silk hollow translucent panties selected by Uncle Nima Fireball were a pair of erotic open crotch pants! For the sake of convenience, there is an evil gap in the middle! Shu Zhe, you wear this kind of underwear, and the little jj is not allowed to show it! It's so perverted! Shu Zhe, you lived to be 13 years old and started to wear open crotch pants again!

So instead of giving him money, I looked at him with contempt.

"Even if your 'companion chat' is more successful, there is nothing to be proud of, and I don't have much cash with me, and when you 'deliver' it to me after 72 hours, I will give you money!"

"Weishenme!" Shu Zhe expressed dissatisfaction, "Didn't you always give me money first!" ”

"Hmph, it was before, and now it's now! You forgot how the 'White Rose' panties got by you? It must have been the money that caused you to be unenterprising and careless, in order not to have this kind of accident again, I decided to postpone the payment time......"

I crunched my finger bones as I spoke.

"Is there anything else you want to say?"

"No, no......," Shu Zhe muttered, "As long as Brother Ye Lin doesn't pay the bills......

After two classes, I, as a member of the sports committee, decided to skip the broadcast gymnastics and climb out of the back wall of the school to buy a lipstick when everyone was "showing their youthful demeanor".

The squad leader will be furious when he finds out, right? There is a shortage of people in radio gymnastics, and those dog legs in the student union will definitely check it out, and then report it to the teacher on duty, it is inevitable that the class will be deducted points, plus Cao Gonggong recently claimed to have developed a kind of "male and female double cultivation" broadcast gymnastics, deliberately doing the wrong action (for example, the girl next to him turned her body xiangyou, with her back to him, he imitated various OX postures towards the girl's back), maybe the second (3) class of junior high school will wear the hat of "the worst class of radio gymnastics" this week.

There's no way, I can't care about making the class president angry, only when I broadcast gymnastics, the students who are active outside the school are the least, I don't want me to buy lipstick and be given to yujian by some acquaintance.

Especially if Xiong Yaoyue sees it, she should be more sure that I am a, and maybe share with me the experience of using lipstick or something.

Speaking of which, Xiong Yaoyue has never used lipstick herself, it's still unknown!

As I said before, there is a bookstore open in a semi-basement at the end of the snack street, and you can also buy H man and ** in a secret compartment, and recently they have carried out a diversified operation, targeting little girls who love beauty, selling some simple cosmetics or something.

Slipping into the hidden door, I looked left and right, but luckily there were no other customers, and the owner was sweating profusely blowing a floor fan behind the counter.

"Boy, it's time to watch the movie, right?" I haven't been here much, but he's impressed with me.

I remember the last time I came here, I wanted to buy the "Bible-Old Testament" for copying practice books, and at that time, the boss strongly recommended the H-animation "Dark Bible" to me, and I ran away.

"I'm not here to see the film," I said, "I heard that you've opened a new cosmetics shelf, and I want to ...... I want to buy a lipstick for my girlfriend. ”

Yes! Shame on you! The boss's obscene evil smile is nothing, the main thing is that Shu Zhe is not my girlfriend! I knew I bought it through online shopping!

It's good to bring Celery out! Although her menstrual cramps are not completely over, as long as I am willing to buy two lipsticks and give her one, she will definitely follow happily! I can even ask Xiaoqin to buy it for me!

"No wonder you don't read the Dark Bible, there are real people!" While joking with me, the owner recommended me an elegant light pink lipstick.

"Don't want that," I said, "give me the big red ones, the ones that are very red!" ”

The boss frowned, "I didn't expect you, a young man, to have a very unique taste......"

Nonsense! Of course, I know that little girls nowadays like light-colored lipstick, and some even wear blue and black lipsticks, and the red ones have long been shelved by them - but my lipstick is used to leave marks on balloons! It's too shallow to be obvious! When the customer gives me a bad review, can you pay the responsibility?

As a result, red lipsticks were so scarce that I had no choice but to buy a not-so-cheap lipstick that claimed to "keep the makeup effect for a long time and make the lips fresh and tender", containing some nectar essence, which can be a "natural antioxidant".

Nima cost me fifty dollars! That's enough for me to eat two lunches! I remember that there are lipsticks on the Internet for more than 20 yuan, what a mistake!

But if you think about it, forget it, anyway, if the business goes well, a balloon will be sold for fifty yuan, and it will be paid back immediately.

When I returned to school from the snack street, it was the big recess after the radio drill, and I walked cautiously in the corridor with lipstick in my trouser pocket, but I didn't expect to meet the class leader head-on when I turned a corner.

The reason why the squad leader stopped in the corridor was probably to remove the wrinkles on the skirt and was tapping with his hand.

Because the tenth set of radio gymnastics is done, it is easy to make girls in skirts go naked, so in the summer, girls will basically prepare another pair of pants, change them before the radio exercises, and change back after the radio exercises.

Really, it's not too much trouble.

To my surprise, the squad leader saw me coming, but instead of scolding me for skipping the radio drill, he lowered his gaze to something on the window sill on the right.

If you look closely, isn't it a little flower cat! A fluffy, not much bigger than a slap in the face of a little flower cat! How did you get into the school? How did you jump on the windowsill? Twenty-eight schools explicitly prohibit bringing pets to school, and if it is a wild cat, it is even worse!

I remember the dean hated cats the most! She hates student couples first, and cats second! If she finds this little cat, she will definitely kick it to the road with her tail!

Saying that Cao Cao Cao is coming, I just thought about the teaching director in my head, and I heard her annoying roar:

"Where's that cat? Find out for me! Didn't know if the vice-principal was allergic to cats! Be sure to throw it out of school for me! ”

Then there were no less than 5 people's footsteps, and in addition to the dean, there must have been 4 student council members as her accomplices.

Judging by the sound, the other party will not be more than 20 steps away from us, as long as we turn the corner just now, we can catch the little flower cat squarely.

The little flower cat didn't know the danger of approaching, stretched her waist on the windowsill, and barked to the squad leader like a coquettish.

"Meow~~~~"

The squad leader looked like he had been filled with honey in his heart, and he showed an expression of disbelief, surprise and joy.

There are cats who ignore the aura of hunters! If you look closely, the color on this cat is a bit like the cat overlord who often cruises near the monk's temple!

It was the cat overlord who stood up under the hunter halo of the squad leader for more than 20 seconds, and Zuihou slapped the squad leader with a meat pad!

Could it be its offspring! Aren't newborn cats afraid of tigers? There is a kitten who shows kindness to himself, and the squad leader is like a rightist who has been persecuted by the Cultural Revolution for ten years and finally overturned the case! Although she can't make a sound like Xiong Yaoyue, her eyes are full of throbbing, and she is about to cry with joy!

"Dean of Teaching, can you give it to me when you catch the cat?" One of the student council members asked maliciously, and since it was already very close, the class leader and I could hear it clearly.

"What do you do? Do you want to take it back and raise it? The dean's tone was cold.

"No, it's my brother-in-law who is good at cooking Dragon and Tiger Fight, and I want to provide some ingredients......"

"Okay, I'll let you take it back!"

What is the situation with me!? The righteous demon fighting spirit on the squad leader's body suddenly increased to the extent that it soared into the sky and spread far and wide! It's hard to worry about the life of your kind kitten, do you want to rebel against the teaching director as a class cadre for it, and even fight with the ** of the student union!

It doesn't matter to me, as long as you are not afraid of the removal of this squad leader, then as long as you give an order, I will stand on your side!

What's so great about the Owl Dean of Teaching! Although I don't usually beat teachers because of my father's previous profession, you, a teaching director, are not a teacher in my eyes! What did you teach your students besides exposing each other!