I thought that the class president would order me to beat up the dean and the 4 student council members in order to save the cat's life, so that she should be removed from her post and become a problem student like me (weishenme, I will have a little expectation in my heart?). ）。

I didn't know that she had taken a countermeasure that I would never have imagined.

Instantly calmed down from the anger, ran two steps quickly, sat on the windowsill quickly, picked up the kitten that Mimi screamed at the speed, and quickly put the kitten ...... It's covered under the skirt!

Nima is gone! I didn't go out of radio gymnastics, but I walked out in front of me! I saw Bai Huahua's thighs!

At this time, the teaching director and his party also chased after them, and they looked around, but there was no trace of the kitten, and they were very puzzled.

"I heard the cat barking......

The squad leader pressed the skirt and made an obvious "none of my business" expression, like some literary girls who are sad and sad, looking out of the window motionlessly.

In fact, through the reflection of the window, I observed the next move of the dean and others, and wondered if the crisis had passed.

The squad leader's two legs subconsciously want to be tightened, but he is afraid of pinching the kitten, and if he is not tight, it is very indecent to sit on a high place.

In order to keep the kitten in the skirt from being discovered, the squad leader adopted the most rational sitting posture - crossed Erlang's legs.

The benefits are obvious, so that the kitten can be hidden in the triangular space formed by the legs and skirt.

The disadvantage is that the girl wears a skirt and does this pose, with the expression of not wanting to deal with people, in front of the dean, she looks quite disrespectful, and she is already quite a problem student.

"Huh? Aren't you Shu Sha, the class president of the second (3rd) class of junior high school? Xiangshang, the dean of instruction, pushed his owl glasses.

The squad leader pressed the skirt tightly with one hand, and scratched his neck with the other, "I'm sorry, I have a sore throat today and can't speak loudly." ”

Although he saw me standing not far away, the dean thought I was passing by, so he continued to interrogate Shu Sha and said:

"Have you seen a kitten?"

"No ......"

Before the squad leader finished speaking, a faint "meow" sound came from under her skirt.

Goofs are a certainty! In the summer, if you stuff a kitten into a hot and airtight place, can it not bark! And even if it can resist your hunter aura, it will definitely panic if it is directly hugged tightly by you, a hunter!

Like a fly smelling blood, the dean looked at the class leader's skirt.

The other four members of the student council, three men and one woman, were also obscene or jealous, and cast their eyes on the skirt that the class leader was trying to cover.

"Why do you have a cat meow?" The dean asked coldly.

"No, it's not a cat meow!" The squad leader hurriedly denied it, "I said that I had a sore throat and couldn't speak clearly, just now I said 'no', and I didn't have the strength to say it, it sounded a bit like a cat meow...... If you don't believe me, I'll say it again! ”

"No~Yes, No~Yes, Meow~Meow~Meow~~~~~"

The squad leader, who is not good at lying, looks at the ceiling with both eyes, and learns the call of animals with a hard and innocent expression.

I'm so cute! If you stretch out another hand forward, the squad leader, you are imitating the beckoning cat! Those three male student council members are so cute that your faces are red! The rest of the female student council members were also so jealous that their eyes were bloodshot!

The dean snorted, "Don't think you can fool around like this, who doesn't know that you like cats?" The 'Cat Club' I banned last year, and there is still your membership record on the club documents! ”

Seeing that the matter was revealed, the squad leader pressed the skirt tighter, and she still didn't give up and argued:

"I—I didn't join the cat club because I like cats! I...... I was kicked out by the seniors because I abused cats! I really didn't hide my cat anywhere! ”

Suddenly, the squad leader snorted, and a look of pain appeared on his face, but she finally gritted her teeth and held on.

Could it be that you were scratched by a cat! Because he was locked up in a stuffy and narrow place, did the kitten show his weapon to the thigh of the squad leader!

What a brute who doesn't know gratitude! Hiding in the gentle countryside of infinite spring, I am still not satisfied! Do you know that there are many people who are willing to be locked up in that place in your place, and the queue can be sent for dozens of kilometers!

"Shusha, you stand up." The Dean of Education commanded.

The squad leader shook his head desperately, "No! My leg hurt too! Can't stand up! ”

The Dean smiled mockingly.

"It's strange, how can a good student who is honest and serious on weekdays love to lie so much today? Didn't you just say you had a sore throat? Why is it getting louder? ”

The squad leader looked embarrassed and bit his lower lip in frustration.

I didn't expect the little flower cat to refuse to live in peace, and it was scurrying around in the skirt again! Because the squad leader pressed the skirt and couldn't get out, he went in the other direction to find a way! Not over there! You can't be so rude to a pure girl!

The squad leader let out a nasal exclamation, and his body involuntarily arched forward, and then his face was dyed garnet red.

In order to cover up the cat's meow, he also forced himself to make a sound between "no cat~" and "meow~meow~".

I couldn't stand it anymore, so I walked between the class leader and the five, and glared at the dean with ruffian eyes.

The four student council members immediately took a step back and pushed the dean to the forefront.

"Ye Lin, you...... What do you want to do? The Dean of Students asked a little nervously.

"yes, what do I want to do?" I scratched my hair behind my ears and asked rhetorically.

"I'm talking to Shusha, there's nothing for you here, right?"

"Ah, what a coincidence! I also have something I want to talk to Shusha, can you carry forward the style of the dean, let me talk to her first? ”

"Hmph, Shu Sha is a good student with excellent character and learning, what does she have to talk to you about!" The Dean of Students was a little angry.

"Not necessarily!" I blew on my little thumb and just pulled out the earwax, "Maybe it's because I've been good at character and learning for too long that you want to do something bad with me!" In fact, I look at Shu Sha's legs, she has the temperament of a big sister, what do you say, teaching director? ”

The dean was half angry with me, and although Shusha hated me for making jokes about her at such times, the kitten mattered, and she still couldn't change her sitting position.

After a stalemate with me for a while, the dean looked at the 4 retreating wastes behind him, and finally gave up on fighting me.

Before leaving, he did not forget to warn me:

"Ye Lin, don't think that I'm afraid of you, I let you go because I looked at Xingxing's face!"

Don't lie! Who are you bluffing? I'm the one who gives you face, right? If you weren't for Xingxing's aunt, I wouldn't have talked so much nonsense with you, maybe I'd just go to the punch!

It wasn't until the cat-catching team had traveled far enough away that the squad leader glanced at me.

"Turn your back!"

"What are you doing with your back?"

"You...... You still ask! I'm going to take the kitten out! ”

Now I know I'm blushing! When you hid the kitten in, I saw everything I should have seen! It's just a pity that I didn't see what color it is today......

I turned my back, and the squad leader took out the kitten and held it in his hand, and let out a long sigh of relief.

"Little Mimi, you picked up a life today!"

The squad leader said to the little flower cat who had survived the catastrophe and was confused at the same time.

"Stop playing," I said, "and put this cat out of school while the dean doesn't come back!" There is a hole in the barbed wire fence in the playground behind the school, and it probably came in from there. ”

The squad leader nodded reluctantly, and at the same time felt ashamed that I had watched her embarrassment.

"You weishenme just now, didn't hold the kitten and ran away?" I spoke out the doubts in my mind.

"Because you can't run around in the hallway." The squad leader replied in a tone of course.

Is it to not violate the school rules? In that kind of emergency, do you still have time to think about this? Fortunately, the school rules do not prohibit hiding cats in skirts!

One after the other, with my body as a cover, the squad leader carefully transported the cat to the barbed wire fence in the back playground, and when it was about to be separated, the squad leader was so sad that he almost burst into tears.

"Mimi, do you live around here? I'll be going to see you later! Beware of the bad guys! ”

As soon as the little flower cat escaped from the squad leader's grasp, it immediately fled into the grass behind the barbed wire, and there was no other sorrow for the squad leader at all.

The squad leader shook his arm at the kitten's back affectionately, hoping that it would look back at him.

The cat, with his haughty tail, walked away ignoring the squad leader.

The squad leader squatted in front of the barbed wire like me, and I was bored observing the ants at my feet, and she was stunned.

"Why do you call it Mimi," I asked, "and it doesn't necessarily like the name." ”

The squad leader looked at the place where the kitten had disappeared.

"Because my grandfather used to have five cats, and each of them was called 'Mimi'."

Ah, what a coincidence, my grandmother's cats are all called 'Huhu', which is worthy of my cat, and their names are cooler than the squad leader's.

When the squad leader stood up from the ground, his hand pressed on his thigh with a slightly painful expression.

"Sure enough, I was scratched by a cat, right?" I asked, "Do you want to go to the infirmary for some treatment?" ”

"I'm not going." The class leader straightened the folds on her skirt, "Our new school doctor is very wrong, I suspect that she has done very bad things to the students, and when I find hard evidence, I will report her to the police!" ”

I shrugged my shoulders and said noncommittally, hoping that when Chen Yingran was brought to trial, the Chinese legal community would pay enough attention to make appropriate changes to the existing rules that prevent men from being victims of sexual assault.

Seeing that the squad leader reached into the pocket of his skirt, as if he was looking for a handkerchief paper, but couldn't find it, I kindly took out my handkerchief paper, handed it to her and said, "Use mine." ”

Accidentally, the lipstick in my trouser pocket was pulled out along with it, and I put it back in disgust.

Of course, it didn't escape the eyes of the squad leader, and the squad leader asked a little hesitantly:

"Haven't unpacked it yet...... Did you buy it and give it to Xiaoqin? ”

Actually, it's for your brother! But I can't say that! If you say it, you will be shot in the head, and then made into jerky, and give it to the "Mimi" just now to eat slowly!

So I had to give the squad leader a default.

The squad leader's lost eyes were no less than the time Mimi fled into the grass just now.

"Junior high school students are not suitable for cosmetics," the class leader said quietly, "but let's not take it as an example." ”

Why do I think that the figure of the squad leader when he left is really like a literary girl who has just watched the tragedy of Aiqing, and it seems even more lonely?