Chapter 500: A Fertilizer That Looks Like Cow Dung

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"Then you can't blame someone for adulterous concubines??" Nie Canglong kissed the girl lightly on the forehead, "The key is that King Zhou Youwang is too stingy, you say that if you engage in military exercises, you will engage in military exercises, people come all the way to cooperate with you to tease the beauty, how can you not give subsidies to others??" How many taels of gold will each actor be rewarded, do you think they will come next time? ? When it comes to military exercises, they all rush to the king's capital ......"

"This??" When the girl heard it, it really made sense, "A few taels of gold for an actor, is this too much??" The treasury must not be empty, right? ”

"This is not a problem, you can reward the troops who arrived first, let those who came later look greedy, if there is a next time, they will definitely have to scramble...... Nie Canglong said with a smile.

"Reasonable...... the girl couldn't help but nodded, "King Zhou Youwang can't do it, it's too stingy, the extras still have to get a box lunch, you let the family engage in military exercises with you, let the family run for nothing, and you have to pay out of your own pocket, how bad is this character??" Don't have any money to soak in any girl?? ”

"Reasonable, so reasonable......" Nie Canglong's head was sweating, "You said you have no money, what kind of girl are you soaking??" Poor bastards should be beaten as singles......"

"I heard you mean that, quite reluctantly??" The girl looked up at the man's eyes, and a pair of big eyes narrowed, radiating the fierceness of her debut.

"No......" Nie Canglong shook his head. I'm telling the truth. Do you know what is the heaviest in this twenty-first century? ”

"Fist ......," the girl said without hesitation.

"I'm talking about shijie before the end of the ......" Nie Canglong's face turned black, why is this daughter-in-law becoming more and more violent??

"It's supposed to be talent, right??" The girl thought for a moment and said.

"No......" Nie Canglong shook his head again.

"Technology??" The girl frowned and said with some uncertainty.

"What's wrong...... Nie Canglong continued to shake his head.

"Then I don't know......" the girl's little face was a little curious, "what is the most important??" ”

"Daddy......" Nie Canglong said.

"Look at your ......" The girl's little face turned red, and she lowered her head shyly, "Why do you call your father if you have nothing to do?" Besides, it's a girl, you should call your mother......"

"What do you want??" Nie Canglong's face was black at that time, and he reached out and pinched the girl's face. "I'm talking about Dad, the 21st century is an era of fighting for Dad, of course, Dad is the most important......

"Oh......" The girl immediately made a look of surprise, but her big eyes were full of cunning. I thought you called me Dad, so I said, how can you even get the gender wrong?? ”

"If you take advantage of me again, I'll be really unkind to you......" Nie Canglong pinched the girl's little face, gently rubbed it, and said.

"Yes, yes, I won't take advantage of you, let's continue to talk about the second brother-in-law, talk about the second brother-in-law......" The girl hurriedly said obediently.

"The second brother-in-law is too out of tune. The hippie smiling face is not stable at all...... "Nie Canglong is a second brother-in-law who can be belittled."

"Huh??" The girl immediately looked at the man with a look of surprise, "Who said that just now??" The eldest brother-in-law is too steady, not lively and cute at all?? Why is it that stability has become an advantage at this time?? ”

"I didn't say that stability is not an advantage, the eldest brother-in-law is stable, but he is too steady, too steady, that is, old-fashioned, you look at me, I am just right to be steady. It's the rarest type......" Nie Canglong said seriously. …,

"There is no one else in this world who is looking for shameless people, except you......" The girl rolled her eyes, indeed, she admitted that the eldest brother-in-law was very old-fashioned, but to say that you are stable and just right. Let's not ask the right questions, ask yourself. Are you good for stability??

"What do you mean, you think I'm unstable?? It's not very rare?? Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows and said with an unkind face.

"I have to say, you're very self-aware......" The girl nodded in agreement.

"If you want to say that, I'll be relieved......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, "I've always felt that I'm very stable and rare, but I didn't expect you to see it this way......"

"I'm going to throw up, you know??" The corners of the girl's mouth twitched, "Narcissistic to this extent, you are the only one in the world......"

"Am I narcissistic??" Nie Canglong looked surprised, "I don't think I'm narcissistic??" I think what I'm saying is the truth, and it's quite realistic......"

"Then ask yourself, are you good with stability??" The girl still decided to hit the man's self-confidence, otherwise, he would not be allowed to say such a shocking thing.

"You're going to ask that??" Nie Canglong was surprised, "Do you need to talk about this question?" I'm synonymous with stability......"

"Just like you, a leather monkey with a hippie smile, you dare to say that you are steady??" The girl said rather unceremoniously.

"What does the skin monkey look like with a hippie smile has to do with stability?? This can only be regarded as my three views of the problem, when it should be stable, I will naturally be steady, as for the time to play, of course, it is good to have a good play, this is called the combination of work and rest......" Nie Canglong said of course.

"Huh??" The girl looked at the man in amazement, "If you want to say that, it really makes sense......"

"That is, when you are doing serious things, you need to be steady, and you are still steady when you usually play, so are you still playing??" Nie Canglong said triumphantly.

"Reasonable, so reasonable......" The girl's big eyes began to have stars, and the man's words were so reasonable, she couldn't help but want to worship him, she loved to play. It's time to get down to business. is not ambiguous at all, my father and sister have said that she is not once or twice, let her usually be a lady, quiet, she directly takes it as a deaf ear, but let her refute her father and sister with reason, the authorities are confused, she really doesn't know how to refute, and now she has finally found a theoretical basis.

"Like the eldest brother-in-law, he is a stuffy gourd. He is stable when he should be stable, and he is stable when he shouldn't be stable, you say that our eldest sister marries such a person, how miserable will the future be? ? Nie Canglong shook his head and sighed.

"What's so miserable??" The girl gave the man a blank look. "Turnip greens have their own love, my eldest sister is happy......"

"That's temporary......" Nie Canglong began to pout.

"I said you can't read a little bit, okay??" The girl was not happy, "My eldest sister's life, why is it miserable??" ”

"Think about it yourself...... Nie Canglong leaned into the girl's ear with a wicked smile, "The eldest brother-in-law is such an old-fashioned person, sleeping in a bed with the eldest sister at night, he is eighty percent embarrassed to have sex with the eldest sister, there is no boudoir fun, isn't the eldest sister equivalent to being a widow??" ”

"I said, why are you so boring??" The girl twisted the man's waist fiercely, "Is this what you should care about??" Maybe my eldest brother-in-law was alone with my eldest sister. Funny and humorous......"

"This is indeed possible...... Nie Canglong pretended to grin his teeth and nodded with a wicked smile. …,

"You scoundrel, you're not a good person...... the girl glanced at the man, "Why do you care about other people's private affairs??" Are you the third aunt, six mothers-in-law, seven aunts, and eight aunts?? ”

"I was wrong...... Nie Canglong felt a little toothache, I am such a handsome and dashing beautiful man, why did I get involved with the third aunt, six mothers-in-law, seven aunts and eight aunts? ?

"You still know you're wrong??" The girl glared at the man, "Warn you, when you want to mess around, my sister and my brother-in-law are not allowed to appear in my head......"

"When I want to mess up, I have you alone in my head......" Nie Canglong hurriedly said.

"I am not allowed to ......," the girl's little face turned red suddenly. He stomped his little feet and said in shame.

"You're not allowed??" Nie Canglong's face collapsed, "Five girls??" Do you still need me to think about the five girls?? Isn't that a personal service anytime, anywhere? ”

"Why are you so disgusting??" There was a hint of disgust on the girl's little face, "You can let the fifth girl give you personal service now......

"It's not convenient here, wait to find a place where no one is. I'll show you......" Nie Canglong looked around as if he was a thief, and then whispered in the girl's ear.

"Phew...... girl's little face turned red and black." Who wants to watch it?? Are you still going to be embarrassed?? ”

"Hehe...... Nie Canglong smiled, "I'm wrong, okay?" ”

"Hmph......" The girl replied shyly, glaring at the man fiercely, "As long as you don't want me, it doesn't matter to me if you want anyone......

"Then no one thinks about it......" Nie Canglong said with a disappointed expression.

"I allow female stars to appear in your mind......" The girl couldn't help but feel a little soft-hearted when she saw the man so disappointed.

"Female celebrities are too ugly, they all rely on makeup, in fact, they can't see people when they take off their makeup, and the unspoken rules are too dirty, if I think about them, how many times do I have to take a shower??" Nie Canglong said with a look of disgust.

"Look at your stinky virtue, pick and choose, as if you are in demand......" The girl was really satisfied when she heard the man say this, not only did she not deviate in her behavior, but she was also loyal enough in her thoughts.

"Am I not in demand? You don't see how many flies are around me?? Once or twice, I began to suspect that I was a lump of cow dung......" Nie Canglong began to pout.

"Actually, you're really cow dung......" The girl said as she looked at the man with a serious face.

"......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but be speechless, "There is no such bad practice method for bad people, right??" I was humble just now, but I'm actually quite proud......"

"Proud of what??" The girl's big eyes narrowed, "Can you say it, let me be proud......

"This ......" Nie Canglong smiled, "It's nothing, I just feel that no matter what it is, it's good for people to surround you, after all, someone is holding you, it's a pretty cool thing to say......"

"Is it cool to be held??" The girl looks at the man. Said with a sneer.

"I'm holding you. Aren't you upset?? Nie Canglong asked in some surprise.

"When did you hold me?? It's true that you're bullying me......" the girl said dissatisfied.

"You have no conscience when you say this, I have lifted you to the sky, and you still say that I bullied you?? You don't want to think that if it weren't for me, Xue Ying would please you so much?? With her bullying character, if it weren't for my daughter-in-law, she would be able to bully you every day......" Nie Canglong said with a dissatisfied face.

"There is some truth in this......" The girl thought of Wang Xueying, and couldn't help but nod, a certain second person deserves to be a master, and he sees the apprentice thoroughly. The advantages and disadvantages are clear at a glance. …,

"Makes sense, right??" Nie Canglong was proud, "Think about it, there is such a living treasure apprentice, who rushes to pat your ass every day." How cool is that?? And, since she knew you were my leader, do you think she still cares about me? I'm her real master, okay?? ”

"Are you still jealous?? You're really boring...... "The girl is a little embarrassed, and it's true, Wang Xueying is too inauthentic, with the support of her master, why don't you even pay attention to the master."

"If it weren't for you, I would have planned to expel her from the division......" Nie Canglong said with a depressed face.

"How many haode apprentices?? How could you be willing to expel her from the school?? "Qin Xiaojun is really reluctant to Wang Xueying, every time someone bullies him, he has a charge. Those who are fighting on the front line have already won a game in the pomp and circumstance.

"The point is that her ass is crooked, and she can't tell who is the master......" Nie Canglong sighed and said.

"Oh hehe......" the girl sneered, "Why don't you let her sit on your lap??" Although Xue Ying's ass looks inconspicuous, she has meat, and it is no problem to have a son......"

"Look at you, this is a deliberate misrepresentation of what I mean, you're like this, what else do you want me to say??" Nie Canglong said with a wry smile.

"What do you want to say??" The girl sneered.

"I don't want to say anything......" Nie Canglong shook his head vigorously.

"Since I don't want to talk about it. Then don't say it, although we have freedom of speech, but people don't want to say it, we can't force it, right?? The girl laughed.

"Let's move on to the second brother-in-law, the second brother-in-law. It's too out of tune, and it's lazy. There's no comparison with me......" Nie Canglong turned the topic on the right track.

"You say this, I don't object at all, it's not steady when it's time to be stable, it's crazy when it's time to play, I really don't know how my second sister likes him......" The girl's impression of the second brother-in-law is quite profound, because this second brother-in-law is too similar to Nie Canglong in terms of personality, they are all so two, and the things they do are always beyond your expectations.

"Listen to what you mean, are you quite dissatisfied with your second brother-in-law?? Why don't I wait until I see them, I'll want to tear them down?? Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows and said.

"I'd rather demolish ten temples than destroy a marriage, we can't do this kind of lack of morality......" Qin Xiaojun actually has a good impression of his second brother-in-law, and always feels that he is much kinder than his eldest brother-in-law, the main reason is actually because his personality is too similar to Nie Canglong.

"Then listen to you, it's just that I wronged my second sister-in-law, it's like a flower stuck in cow dung......" Nie Canglong sighed.

"I don't think you're much different from cow dung...... "The girl began to pout, "do you think I have a point??" ”

"It doesn't make sense, I'm not cow dung, I'm a fertilizer that looks like cow dung......" Nie Canglong hurriedly said.

"Poof......" The girl couldn't help laughing out loud and punched the man in the chest, "You are a nasty one, it's better to be cow dung, after all, cow dung is pure natural, and if you use too much fertilizer, it will destroy the ecological environment......"

"I didn't say that I was really a chemical fertilizer, I just said that I was more fertile than cow dung, and the effect was ...... fast," Nie Canglong said a little depressed.

"Okay, okay, let's eat right away, don't talk about cow dung, hurry up and put the table......" Sister Bai's voice came from the dining car.

"What are you doing in a daze?? Why don't you hurry up and put the table?? Are you still waiting for me to do it?? The girl glared at the man and said. …,

"Shall we eat on the table tonight, or will we spread out a blanket and eat on the floor?" Nie Canglong asked.

"Of course I ate it on ......the table," the girl said, giving the man an angry look.

"How good is it to eat on the ground?? It's like having a dinner and camping, after the dinner and camping, let's find a small forest with no one......" Nie Canglong said with a look of longing.

"What are you doing in a grove??" The girl's little face was dark, and the villain wouldn't think of anything good.

"Of course, it's the end of the month...... Nie Canglong said with a hippie smile.

"I said, can you wait until you're done eating??" Before the girl could say anything, Sister Bai's voice came from behind the dining car, and the dare lover had been listening to the movement here.

", you ......" the girl lifted her foot and kicked the man's shin, "Who is spending the moon with you??" You dream about it......"

"Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee......" Nie Canglong grinned, his figure flashed, and then, a dining table and a few stools were set up on the road.

"That's fast enough...... the girl couldn't help but be depressed, "If he really falls into the water at the same time as his mother, I can't tell who he will save first......"

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