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"I'll just say it......" Nie Canglong appeared beside her with a smile and hugged her waist, "That question you asked doesn't make any sense at all......

"Nasty ......" the girl twisted, "can you stay away from me, I'm depressed......"

"What's so depressing about this??" Nie Canglong smiled and walked towards the dining table with her, "You know, there are too many loopholes in this problem, it's really normal for people to drill leaks......"

"I'm just upset anyway......," the girl muttered.

"That's no way, but I suggest that you complete this question, so that all men can't get through the loopholes, and then tell Uncle Zheng's wife, let Uncle Zheng be the first to experience it......" Nie Canglong smiled evilly, took the girl to the dining table, and pressed her on a stool, "I have confidence in you, you will definitely be able to complete the problem......" He sat down next to the girl.

"Canglong, there is no such thing as you, I recruited you to provoke you?? You framed me like this?? Zheng Dongfang was not happy, "Do you want my family to have no peace??" ”

"Look at you, aren't you in a special situation??" Nie Canglong smiled and said.

"If Xiaojun completes the problem, even if my situation is special, it will be useless, and I will definitely not be able to escape......" Zheng Dongfang added two sticks of firewood to the bonfire, stood up and stretched, and came to the dining table to sit down, "You said that you are also a man, why should men be embarrassed by men??" How do you sing a song?? Men are tired, men are tired. A man who makes people calculate. It's very tiring, so that men of the same sex are even more tired......"

"Uncle Zheng is a little crazy......" Nie Canglong whispered in the girl's ear, "Let's ignore him, let him be crazy, just watch the monkey ......"

"Hehe...... the girl laughed, and didn't say anything, she could see that the little green snake was embarrassed to say that Uncle Zheng was embarrassed, and deliberately diverted his attention.

"Canglong. You know what?? You are my idol, I Zheng Dongfang has never chased stars in my life, but I saw you for the first time. I began to worship you, and I also wanted to make myself like you, living so chic, but who would have thought that you were such a person, you were really ......" Zheng Dongfang's mouth chattered, and a layer of mist welled up in his eyes at the right time, "You really disappointed me, do you know the hesitation of faith collapsing??" I want to die now, you know? I...... I don't have faith anymore, you know? ”

"Listen to you, why do I feel that I am so sinful??" Nie Canglong's head was sweating. Dare to love my words and deeds, can have such a big impact on you??

"Little Green Snake, you successfully hurt Uncle Zheng's pure heart, you might as well commit suicide and apologize......" The girl couldn't help but sigh and pretended to say.

"Ah......" Nie Canglong immediately made a look of panic, "Is it so serious??" ”

"Of course there is, because of you, Uncle Zheng's pure heart is covered by a shadow, what does this mean??" The girl looked at the man seriously and said.

"What does this mean??" Nie Canglong asked weakly.

"This shows that Uncle Zheng has a grudge. It's okay to say when you're alive, at most, your temperament is distorted and you become a supervillain, but if you die, the resentment hasn't dissipated. Then the soul will become a ghost, and it will become a zombie...... "The girl has a lot of experience telling horror stories. As he spoke, he also imitated the two ghosts moderately.

"Wow......" Nie Canglong immediately made a frightened look, "So terrifying??" ”…,

"Of course...... the girl nodded as a matter of course, "What's even more terrifying is that after Uncle Zheng's soul becomes a powerful ghost, in order to eliminate his resentment, he will continue to harm people, harm people, and harm people, how many human beings will be hurt by Uncle Zheng, and thus die in fear and misery??" It's all your making......"

"Am I that scary??" Zheng Dongfang felt sweating on his head, why did I die and become a ghost?? I'm living a good life, why are you going to tell me to die??

"Yes, there is definitely ......" Nie Canglong and the girl almost spoke in unison.

"Really??" Zheng Dongfang feels that he has no confidence to speak, am I so terrifying?? Will these two take me in before I become a ghost?? Of course, this thought was only fleeting.

"There really is a ......" After the little couple glanced at each other, they couldn't help but say in unison.

"This expression and this action are really heartfelt......" Zheng Dongfang couldn't help but be speechless.

"Why are you learning from me??" The girl was not happy and glared at the man, "I warn you, if you deliberately create a coincidence with me, I will ignore you......"

"The two of us really have a good heart," Nie Canglong said with a grin......

"Nonsense......" the girl said angrily.

"I'm really not talking nonsense...... Nie Canglong made a look of grievance, "Look at me before you speak, do you think I will say??" ”

"How do you know??" The girl couldn't help but be stunned.

"Of course I know, because I think so too......" Nie Canglong said seriously.

"It's a coincidence...... girl's little face turned a little red, think about it, it's really a heart with this villain, and coincidence can be regarded as a kind of heart, right?? At least they all thought of it together.

"This is not something I deliberately made, it is the seamless cooperation between the two of us, and then it was created, an inevitable coincidence, referred to as the heart and soul......" Nie Canglong felt that he had suddenly become a great philosopher, and the words he said were quite philosophical.

"It's artificial, it's not a ......," the girl replied with some shyness.

"Uncle Zheng, isn't it man-made to have a spiritual rhino? ?" Nie Canglong began to consult university professors. Well. As long as he can go back to the university where he works, with his current knowledge, he can be promoted to a professor or something, there is no problem at all.

"Is this this??" Zheng Dongfang thought for a while, "Generally, this heart has a soul, and it is uncertain, for example, the two of them suddenly thought of going together, and it has a little relationship with brain waves, but it is not an absolute relationship, how can you say this??" It should be said that is. Human factors, natural factors, that's indispensable......"

"I don't understand...... Nie Canglong felt a little stupid, and this field of philosophy was not what he was good at. Why are you discussing this with other university professors?? Do you really think you're a philosopher?

"If you don't understand, you can't ......help it," Zheng Dongfang smiled, "Because I don't understand it very much, I only know that this heart has a spiritual rhino, and it has something to do with fate......"

"I love to hear this......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but nodded, "My fate with Xiaojun is something that I can't figure out in this life, you have me, I have you and you are not enough to describe ......"

"Can you be more shameless??" The girl's little face was red with shame, "What do you have me and I have you??" ”

"I have you, you have my son......" Nie Canglong immediately responded to the girl's request and said something even more shameless.

"Little green snake. If I spare you today, I won't be Qin Xiaojun......" The girl's little face was dark at that time, glaring at the man, and her little hand secretly pinched the man's thigh. …,

"Whew......" Nie Canglong exclaimed quite animally, "It's so cool......"

"Where's my medicine??" The girl made the man even more embarrassed, and pretended to rummage through the medicine bag in her arms.

"Oh, look at you, why are you like this??" Nie Canglong hurriedly held the girl's little hand, "I really feel good." It's not that you don't know that I have masochistic tendencies, and the worse you bully me, the happier I am......"

"I can indirectly prove this......" Zheng Dongfang nodded on the side.

"See. Even Uncle Zheng knows that you are my closest person. How can you pretend to be confused? Nie Canglong said earnestly.

"So you still have this tendency??" The girl's big eyes narrowed, and a fierce glint flashed from them.

"Of course...... Nie Canglong nodded quite solemnly, "You don't know, since I became a land immortal, I basically don't know how much pain feels like it, and now, the pain is like enjoyment for me, ah, baby, let my pain come more violently......"

"I don't have the ability to make you feel pain, but I still have the ability to make you comfortable......" The girl smiled grimly, and took out a small paper bag from her arms, "Guess what this is??" This is my newly prepared medicine, and in terms of efficacy, it is the opposite of the drug that has side effects......"

"Uh......" Nie Canglong was stunned, "Is it an aphrodisiac??" ”

"Bah......" the girl snorted, "what are you talking nonsense??" How would I configure that medicine? What I'm saying is that this drug has the opposite effect of stimulating excretion......"

"Huh??" Nie Canglong was stunned for a moment, "So, this is a medicine for constipation??" ”

"That's right, there is a reward, and the prize is the opportunity to experience this medicine firsthand......" The girl smiled and put the paper bag on the table, and then slowly opened the paper bag, "This medicine, almost even if it is an anesthetic, will paralyze the nerves of the large intestine, so that the feces can not be discharged, valid for three months, I also gave it a nice name, called no leakage ......"

"You two have fun by yourself......" Zheng Dongfang was so frightened that he quickly got up and fled towards the bonfire, this little couple is too dangerous, it is better to stay as far away as possible.

"Look at Uncle Zheng's nest, as if you are a flood beast, I decided, give this reward to Uncle Zheng, let him have a good experience of your power, what kind of flood beast, compared to you, it is eight streets behind......" Nie Canglong was quite ashamed.

"What you said makes a lot of sense......" The girl couldn't help but nod, "I'll let you try it with Uncle Zheng ...... later."

"Let Uncle Zheng try it first, respect the old and love the young, this traditional virtue of the Chinese nation, I have always kept it in mind......" Nie Canglong said quickly.

"Canglong, don't bully your uncle, your uncle's body can't stand your toss......" Zheng Dongfang was about to cry. You're too much of a bully, aren't you?? It doesn't matter if you're a drug tester. Or is it flirting, what does it have to do with me?? What are you doing with me??

"Uncle Zheng, what a rare opportunity this is? ? This is to witness the birth of a master of medicine, such a historic event, how can you not participate? You wouldn't have any thoughts on the future medical master, Ms. Qin Xiaojun, would you? Nie Canglong immediately changed his face and said.

"How can you ......" Zheng Dongfang's tears flowed down at that time, "How can you say that??" I have always been very supportive of Jun's career......"

"With your words, I'm relieved, you better hurry over. Help me test the medicine......" Nie Canglong beckoned to him with a smile. …,

"Xiaojun, your husband is a bully...... Zheng Dongfang cried and complained to Qin Xiaojun.

"Uncle Zheng, you better come over and test the medicine......" The girl's little face was black at that time, when did that villain become my husband?? Since you dare to talk nonsense. Don't blame the old lady for being polite.

"Xiaojun......" Zheng Dongfang stood next to the bonfire, dead or alive, "You just spare me......"

"Uncle Zheng, you don't want me to invite you in person, do you?" Nie Canglong laughed evilly.

"Bullied Daoist Yunzhongzi, and bullied Siyu, you are still planning to bully Uncle Zheng now, you two are too rampant......" Sister Bai walked over from the dining car with a large plate of meat.

"I'm miserable......" Zheng Dongfang saw someone who spoke for him, and he wailed as if he had grasped a life-saving straw. Crying and crying.

"It's just this once, not for example......" Sister Bai pursed her lips and said.

"Xiaojun......" Zheng Dongfang was teary-eyed, and looked at Qin Xiaojun pitifully, "You can spare the uncle, the uncle is so old, and his body and bones are not as good as those of young people, if there is an accident when he tests the medicine, this little life will be gone......"

"Since Sister Bai has pleaded with you, if I insist on it. That is, I don't give Sister Bai face, I don't give Sister Bai face, this is nothing, the key is that my apprentice is her daughter. I always have to take care of my apprentice's feelings, don't I?? Qin Xiaojun glanced at Zheng Dongfang with a sneer, "Just do what Sister Bai said." This is only one time, not an example......"

"xiexiexiexie......" Zheng Dongfang couldn't help but be pleasantly surprised when he heard Qin Xiaojun's relief, "Xiaojun is really generous, uncle is here, I wish you a good life, a hundred years of good together, the dragon and phoenix are auspicious, and you have many children and grandchildren......"

"I'm a little embarrassed to let him say this, just say some big truths that people love to hear......" Nie Canglong listened to Zheng Dongfang's series of compliments, and his face was full of red light with excitement, and he almost danced.

"What truth??" The girl was a little embarrassed, "All he said was stupid......"

"Anyway, I love to listen to ......" Nie Canglong's smiling face blossomed, "This clinical shiyan, I'm a little embarrassed to do it......"

"What's so embarrassing?? Just this time, it's done early, let Uncle Zheng relieve you early, and let him say more compliments to you......" The girl pouted and said.

"Yes......" Nie Canglong thought about it and couldn't help but nod.

"You guys, what do you mean??" Zheng Dongfang couldn't help but be taken aback and asked in a trembling voice.

"The language level is limited...... Sister Bai put the plate in the middle of the table, "Only this once, what does it mean that it is not an example??" Doesn't that mean that there is only this time, and there will never be a next time?? But this time, you have to cooperate with others, right? Otherwise, it is not to abide by the agreement, what are the consequences of not abiding by the agreement, that is, people do not abide by the agreement, how many times will this be in the future, it is not good......" said that, he twisted his round big buttocks, walked towards the dining car, just served the meat on the table, and had to serve the main food.

"Canglong, can you stop bullying people like this??" Zheng Dongfang began to cry again, "Your uncle is quite fragile, I can't afford to toss the two of you like this......"

"No way......" Nie Canglong shook his head, "For the development of science, some sacrifices are still necessary......

"I don't have such a high level of consciousness...... Zheng Dongfang said cryingly.

"Uncle Zheng, this is what is wrong with you...... Qin Xiaojun smiled coldly, "What a glorious thing it is to dedicate oneself to science?" Moreover, the drugs I developed are all aimed at cultivated creatures, how important is this to ordinary people who have not cultivated? They can rely on this medicine to deal with the scum who abuse them, and it can also be used to ward off the monsters who use them as food, think about it, what a merit this must be? ”

"You're going to be the hero of all Shijie......," Nie Canglong said bewilderedly.

"I'm just an ordinary little person, at most I just want to be a moth in a country, and I never thought of being a British ......," Zheng Dongfang cried.

"The times create heroes, and sometimes, heroes can't help themselves......" Nie Canglong sighed and said.

"You better accept your fate......" Qin Xiaojun smiled coldly, "The name Zheng Dongfang is destined to leave a deep mark in the long river of history......

"Don't......" Zheng Dongfang looked at Nie Canglong crying, "Canglong, you are a gentleman, and you are a pure gentleman, do you just watch a woman ride on your head to and pee??" Can you tolerate it? ”

"Uncle Zheng, this taste is a little heavy......" Nie Canglong's face turned red, watching a woman and pee, how obscene is this?? Pooping and peeing on your head, regardless of whether this person is a man or a woman, how embarrassing is this??

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