Lei Lei lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, pretended to be deep, and said: "Do you know what is the weapon of pickling girls, invincible, and invincible?" ”

"Money! Watching movies, shopping, and everything costs money, and now you don't need money to give birth to a child, and no one will give birth to me when it's over! I said with some emotion.

"Money is important, but it's not the most important thing!" Lei Lei seems to have found the feeling of pretending to be forced, as if he is a love saint, and he looks a little coquettish.

"Don't JB ink, didn't you see Wang Mumu's fate, or you can squat somewhere!" Chenchen couldn't get used to him like this.

"Silly B, look like you look like an orangutan! Run out of which forest, go back quickly, where are your spouses, don't accidentally bring you a green hat!! Lei Lei scolded extremely gloomily.

"Uncle ***, what's the matter, practice?" Chenchen has always been able to do things, so he doesn't make noise.

"Can you wait until the discussion is over, you two are pinching, I'll be the referee for the two of you in a while!" I looked at the two of them who were about to fight, and I was speechless, almost pleading.

"I personally think that chasing a girl is expensive in being thick-skinned, so what is the JB strategy, just follow her ass for 12 hours, you can go wherever she goes, and when you see a man talking to him, a big mouth will call over, of course, you can't follow people when they sleep, otherwise it's easy to get in!" Lei Lei looked like a monk and talked eloquently.

"I'll fuck your uncle, what kind of bad trick is this, my brother is thick-skinned and absolutely invincible in the world, but according to your style of play, I will have to fucking go to prison!" I thought he had been holding back for a long time, and he could have some tricks, but I didn't expect the tricks to be so bad.

"If you don't just let Wang Mumu go, bite her!" Zhang Wei turned around beside him and scolded Wang Mumu.

"Bite your sister! Brother has not had a good mouth recently, but Brother really has a good way, but if you have this attitude towards Brother, I will definitely not say anything! Wang Mumu squatted in the corner and smoked a cigarette, making a look like he was ready to be beaten at any time.

"Brother Mumu, do you really have a good way?" I really can't help it now, I have to ask any birdman.

"I ask you, among those of us, who fell in love first, and who kissed first! Whoever slept with the girl first, a bunch of little virgins, study your sister! I can study JB, but I definitely can't study B! Wang Mumu showed a smug expression and looked at us and said disdainfully.

He said this, we suddenly realized, because he usually has a bit of a broken mouth, so as soon as he speaks, we instinctively want to beat him, so we ignore some of his strengths, he is very prestigious in the girl world, but the quality is not very good, the basic length is more shocking eyebrows, the taste is heavier.

"Wang Mumu, you're doing it again!" Lei Lei seemed to be very dissatisfied, and Wang Mumu stole his limelight.

"Brother is okay, brother is reasonable! You can do it, brother beats you! "Wang Mumu's appearance, there are so many more stricken, I really want to kick him in the face, but now I have to ask him, so I can bear it for the time being.

I glanced at Lei Lei and signaled him not to be angry, I put on a smile and said slowly: "Mumu, I've actually always admired you!" You've always had an innate melancholy temperament that attracts a little cutie, and that's not just a catch!"

Vomit!

When a few animals heard my words, they looked at Wang Mumu, his messy hair, the eye droppings in his eyes, and then thought of his socks, and couldn't help but feel sick to their stomachs, and Chenchen almost roared and said, "It's so melancholy"

In fact, Wang Mumu is quite handsome, a bit like Xu Zhi'an's type, more manly, but he is usually too lazy and a little sloppy, so he made this virtue.

Wang Mumu was accustomed to the reaction of these animals, so he didn't care at all, stood up, walked back and forth in the house, and said slowly: "I'll tell you the first step, you go to the flower shop next to the school, and order half a month's worth of roses first, no more, 9 flowers a day, and let the flower shop clerk send it for half a month!" ”

"What does this mean by JB?" Chenchen asked.

"Look at your ignorant look, any woman has a hunting mentality, but also vanity, someone has continued to send flowers to herself for half a month, she must not think about it, wondering who sent it to him, and every day under the gaze of so many people, her little vanity will definitely be greatly satisfied, so although Xiaofei has not officially met her, she has left a very haode impression in her psychology and laid a solid foundation!" Wang Mumu gushed endlessly, and at this moment, countless auras seemed to emerge from his body, exuding a terrifying aura of Wang Ba.

A few of us listened carefully, and we couldn't help but nodded, this Wang Mumu really has two brushes, and he is an alternative talent.

"And then?" I continued.

"The next step is to meet, with the foreshadowing just now, she will definitely agree to date you in private, you must pretend to love her very much, but you can't give her anything, bitter B gesture, keep the relationship if you leave, send a text message to greet you every day, but you can only send one, so that she always feels your existence, but it seems that there is still a distance from you, during this period or insist on sending flowers every day!" Wang Mumu is like an immortal, and he has the mentality of the eyebrows in the slightest, which makes us very embarrassed.

"Niu B" Lei Lei sincerely admired.

Wang Mumu was very satisfied with everyone's surprised expressions, nodded, and continued: "Then it's a confession, I'm going to create a manuscript for you overnight, you just read it, of course, I can't write in vain, you have to pay a relative price, it's preliminarily set as a dumpling, Lao Tzu has been eating bread for half a month, and he must improve his food!" ”

"Paralyzed, how could I be so talented, I am the Confucian saint of the women's world!!" Wang Mumu chirped and said excitedly.

We deeply agree, although this product is very second, but he is still very talented in feelings, if he dresses up carefully, he must also win a lot of ignorant girls.

But the trouble is here again, I just thought, I don't have that much money at all, a flower costs two yuan, 9 flowers a day, that's 18 yuan a day, at least for a month, that's 540 yuan, I'm in my pocket now it's more than 200, and I still have to eat.

"Well, that's the case, because I'm going to fall in love recently, and I'm a little tight on my funds, so I decided that this month shouldn't be your parents, and you have to settle your own food and cigarette money!" I said quickly, turned around and ran out.

As soon as I reached the door, I heard cursing from inside the house.

"Wang Mumu, I'll kill you!"

"It's just you grinding and chirping, and JB has an idea, now it's good, there's no food to eat!"

"I'm going to be fucking hungry anyway, so I'll let you sell your ass!"