I don't know that Niu B character once said such a paragraph, saying that if a person wants to get out of the shadow of falling out of love, it is to immediately enter the other end of the relationship, I feel that this sentence is too philosophical.

I haven't entered the next relationship yet, but I'm fascinated by the beautiful cutie in front of me, what Feifei, Huang Mao, all fucking go clean the toilet, I wish you a lover to get pregnant unexpectedly and give birth to a baby called Sister Feng

I was fascinated and looked over and over again, this girl not far away, I have a quirk, that is, my girlfriend must be tall and slim, and this girl obviously meets my goals.

She was about 1.7 tall, wearing a long pale yellow down jacket with a pair of slim jeans underneath, long boots above the knees, long dyed hair from a shawl, a faint burgundy, and a pretty white face, looking at me angrily.

"Are you lacking eyes? What do you look at? Hit me, I don't know daoqian! This cutie came over and scolded me with a slashing head and covering her face.

The thickness of my face is already invincible in the world, and I said without blushing and panting: "You said so many people, why did you hit you?" Isn't it fate? ”

"Fate is your uncle, do you see someone on the playground? Silly, sweep your snow! The girl was a little tough, cursed, and turned to walk towards the school building.

"It's, it's delicious, it's exciting! I like it! I like this kind of girl's personality very much, not pretentious, and really cheerful.

"Who is this stupid! How haven't I seen it before! Wang Mumu asked Chenchen gossipingly.

"How the fuck do I know, where did she come out, look at Xiaofei's stupid B, she's about to drill into someone's ass!" Chen Chen said with a smile.

"Don't sweep it, call Lei Lei and Zhang Wei, let's hold an emergency meeting, the conference center, just help my brother take down this girl!" I threw down my broom and prepared to strike.

"You Niu B, I don't have the two hits you have, I'm afraid that Zhang Kaifeng will kill me, I'll finish sweeping it and discuss what bullshit meeting with you!" Wang Mumu was not deceived by me, carried the broom, and continued to work hard.

"Then you can help me sweep my share, okay?" I said cheekily.

"No way!" Wang Mumu shook his head resolutely and said.

"Fuck, I'll give you a box of Yellow Crane Tower, plus a bottle of iced tea, okay! Don't JB refuse, you're worth the price! "I made a condition.

", prices are skyrocketing now, my brother has to go up too, you have to solve my lunch anyway!" Wang Mumu began to bargain.

"Okay! Deal! Chenchen and I went to smoke, and after class, you came to the dormitory to find us! I readily agreed.

"Hey, this stupid fool, I've been hovering at this price for the rest of my life!" Chenchen said very melancholy.

The two of us went to the toilet to smoke a cigarette, chatted for a while, looked at the time, felt that it was almost time, and began to walk towards the dormitory, and when we passed by the school building, we saw the girl again, standing next to our unusually strong dean, and kept talking.

My mood surged again, with Chenchen strode to the bedroom, plunged on the bed, suddenly felt a foul smell coming, I covered my nose, and finally found a pair of stinky socks on the Wang Mu wooden bed.

I dare to wear other people's socks casually, but I definitely don't dare to wear Wang Mumu's socks, because weishenme, because his socks grind feet, have you ever seen socks grind feet?? I've seen it, I've fucking worn it, and as a result, I grinded out a blood blister on my foot, this kind of tragedy often happens in our bedroom, socks can be worn to grind feet, I have only seen Wang Mumu alone in my life, and there must be at least two pounds of mud on that sock.

We all once did a chemical experiment, that is, put Wang Mumu's socks in a basin of water to soak for a day, and then pour water on half of the apples, put them downstairs in the dormitory building, the next morning, you found dozens of rats, tragically died at the door of the dormitory, and then this kind of no less than biological weapons, super poisonous rats strong, but also triggered the same dormitory building classmates crazy rush to buy.

There is a rumor circulating in our school that if Wang Mumu's socks are moved to the battlefield, the Nanjing bloodshed will happen again in Tokyo, and Xiao RB will have to die in the country.

I quickly put my socks back in place, then returned to my bed like the wind and exhaled deeply.

"What's the matter, I heard that our little brother Fei is going to fall in love!" Lei Lei's laughter sounded outside the door, and the three of them quickly pushed the door in, and Lei Lei and Zhang Wei showed a gossip expression.

"Grass, don't stare at me with your mother's expression, hurry up and help my brother think of a way, I have to take down this bitch!" I glanced at a few people and said firmly.

"Grass, according to my brother's vertical and horizontal" Wang Mumu began to gush again.

Before he could finish speaking, several of us pressed him to the bed and beat him violently, Zuihou threatened him with socks in his mouth as he was talking, and he stopped resisting and sat on the bed innocently.

"Okay, except for Wang Mumu, who can't speak, the others speak enthusiastically, and once the opinion is adopted, my brother will give him a week's cigarette!" I said very boldly.

"Then let me say a few words, I think if you want to chase a girl, you must know what she likes, so that you can prescribe the right medicine!!" For a week's worth of cigarettes, Zhang Wei cleaned up his already small love experience at one time and put forward a very useful suggestion.

"Bingo! This advice is reliable! And yet! I cast a hopeful look at Zhang Wei and said encouragingly.

I saw that Zhang Wei was a little talented for a while, but he didn't want to smoke without a cigarette, so he worked hard for a long time, and said again: "We can also use strange tricks to win, such as I will pretend to be a hooligan and tease her, and then you will have a hero to save the beauty at a critical moment, of course, if you beat me, you must add money!" ”

"You pull JB here, just your little physique, don't be beaten by that girl, it's already the ancestral grave smoking, buddy, I advise you, don't JB for that cigarette, and then put your life on the line, you can't do something!" Wang Mumu spoke very quickly, and when he finished speaking, he looked willing to accept any punishment.

Another fat beating, Wang Mumu was basically numb, his movements were very professional, he directly held his head with both hands, squatted on the ground, and enjoyed our raindrop-like fists.

"I said big brothers, can you think of a way!" I'm dying, although I have studied beauties for several years, but after all, it is only theoretical, and I have only practiced it once, and I was dumped by others, so I can only ask for this group of animals.

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