There is a kind of immortal cultivation like a Pizza Hut falling from the sky and just falling into the mouth, there is a kind of ascension like stepping on a puddle of shit, but a ten-carat diamond was found in it, there is a kind of demon subjugation that uses not brain nor mana, but eloquence and luck, there is a savior of the Three Realms from beginning to end is a ** silk man, there is a great immortal surnamed Niu named Lianzhu, self-proclaimed confused layman.

Today is an important day in the fairy world, because today is the day of the election of the Jade Emperor.

The current immortal world is very different from what people had in the past, which can be seen very obviously from the immortals who came to participate in the election of the Jade Emperor.

The Four Heavenly Kings have shaved off their beards, put on suits, and picked up their briefcases; Taishang Laojun dyed his black hair all over his head and had just led the deer out of the car; King Tota and his three sons were real businessmen, and even when they participated in the election, they wore the group's overalls printed with the slogan "Sanzha Beer" and shouted the slogan "Jin Zha Mu Zha Nezha, Sanzha is a good wine"; The bronzing silk jade pillar of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall has long been hung with an LED screen, and the screen is scrolling on the speech and promotional video of the two seeded players in this election.

The candidate on the left is dressed in a dragon robe, full of luxury, but his body is a little fat, and he is slightly old, this person is the Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen, the master of the fairy world for tens of thousands of years, and his speech can be described as impassioned, from Pangu to Nuwa to make up for the sky, zuihou has been until now, summarizing the gains and losses of past achievements, and relying on the current data of the Immortal Family and Western sects in China, he expounded on his various measures after taking power, focusing on the future of the beauty of the fairy world, and the whole speech was completed in one go and without flaws.

On the LCD screen on the right is a handsome young man, but those who are familiar with him know that under that good skin is an extremely obscene heart. His speech can hardly be called a speech, because every two minutes there will be a thirty-second advertisement on the screen, so that people can't tell whether he is talking about a speech or an advertising slogan, and there is really that more serious fairy, standing in front of the screen for two hours, thinking that he can refine the content of this person's speech, but in the end when he found that he was able to memorize all the advertising slogans backwards, but still did not understand what the candidate was talking nonsense, he wisely chose to give up.

On the side of the veteran Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen, some old-fashioned immortals gathered nervously, calculating the changes in the number of people in both camps over and over again while cheering for the Jade Emperor, and their hearts fluctuated.

Zhang Bairen's seven daughters are all staying by their father's side at the moment, some rubbing their legs, some beating their shoulders, and helping the Jade Emperor massage his feet, people who don't know the inside story will definitely misunderstand that they have arrived at some high-end entertainment clubs, and just when everyone didn't pay attention, the green-clothed fairy stole the speech from Zhang Bairen's dragon robe.

At this moment, Niu Zhuzhu is doing a big kick similar to the feast of the sea and sky, there are many energetic music, hot dances, and hot girls, surrounded by sponsor billboards, all the immortals are carnivaling, climaxing one after another. And Niu Xuanzhu and several of his confidantes were playing a puzzle game called "kiss or touch, kiss and enjoy, touch and take off", at this time, Niu Zhuzhu's mobile phone vibrated and sent a text message from the fairy in green: Honey, it's done, what~

The immortals from all walks of life have almost arrived, and after the accurate calculation of the royalists, their number is just more than half of all the immortals present, and the share has reached 51%, and their faces have also swept away the tension just now, with a look of victory in hand, and their eyes are above the top, and the Jade Emperor is even more "I already knew" expression to accept the praise of the surrounding immortals.

Outside the fairy realm, Nantianmen.

This is the border of the Eastern Immortal Realm, and there are usually heavenly soldiers and generals who are responsible for guarding it, but today, the Jade Emperor summoned all those who could vote to the voting site, and it was already empty.

At this time, a Western God with a circle of light on his head, a white body on his body, a high nose bridge and blue eyes appeared outside the Nantian Gate, and beside him, there were two angel subordinates who fanned angel wings and didn't know whether they were angel wings or chicken wings.

"Lord, is this the border of the Eastern Immortal Realm?" An angel's subordinate asked, it turned out that this Western god was actually the master of the West - Zeus.

"Well, that's it. Today is a rare and good opportunity, I predict that today is the day of civil strife in the Eastern Immortal Realm, and we must complete the great goal of unifying the Divine Realm and eliminating the infidels, and today is an excellent opportunity. ”

"O Lord Almighty, you are the only god on this shijie, and we have never doubted that. Now that your sons, Ares, the god of war, Apollo, the god of the sun, Poseidon, and Hades, the god of the sea, are all waiting for your order to attack with our armies, I know that you have already predicted our victory and the destruction of the Eastern Immortal Realm, haven't you? Another angel asked.

"Of course, of course I foretold our victory and the destruction of our enemies, and we have the mightiest army, and the holiest gods, and with my protection, what else do you have to fear?" Zeus said with confidence.

Actually, Zeus lied, he only predicted the victory at the beginning of this war, but he couldn't predict anything about the future, not only that, but he also felt that there was an unstable factor in this war, and this X factor was enough to determine the victory or defeat of zuihou.

However, none of this is important, the important thing is that recently this country that has been weakened for hundreds of years has risen rapidly, and stubbornly survived under the joint attack of the United States, Britain, Germany, Italy, Japan, France, Russia and India, and finally won the absolute victory of the self-defense counterattack, and became the dominant shijie form of superpower, and the ensuing problem is that the Eastern missionaries (the Oriental people call them monks, old Taoists and nuns) began to enter the Western society in large numbers, propagating pagan teachings, Believers in the gods of the West have lost in large numbers.

What makes Zeus even more unacceptable is that several of his sons and cronies have recently suffered the loss of an oriental immortal, and even his daughter Athena is not holy. And once today's opportunity is missed, there will be no more, so he decisively decided that it would be better to gamble on the big one than to make a small fuss.

Zeus's hands gathered 100,000 volts of divine power, and after the two angels set up a sound barrier, the powerful divine power struck out, instantly breaking the eastern formation outside the Nantian Gate, and the gate of the Eastern Immortal Realm had been opened.

The two angels signaled to the back, and the army of the Western God soon appeared, and they marched into the South Heavenly Gate with neat steps. It should be said that the battle between the immortals and gods of the East and the West began from this moment.

And at this moment, because half of the immortals under his command, including his seven daughters, defected, the Jade Emperor in a rage actually scuffled with Niu Zhuzhu at the election site, and the supporters of both sides really fought into a pot of porridge as Zeus predicted, and the abuse was endless.

Could it be that the catastrophe of the Eastern Immortal Realm has arrived? Disunity is their biggest problem, will they be destroyed by the gods of the West because of this? Can that obscene bullbolt turn the tide?

The result is not a secret to the officials who have read countless articles on the Internet, but the story still has to start from the beginning~