Kaixiong Company, a listed company, started in real estate, a multinational predator, and a leader among the leaders.

It is said that there is an income of 5,000 a month to see the gate here, and the benefits are inexhaustible, and you can also enjoy the employee price when you buy a house, which means a discount of more than 100,000 yuan.

Treatment determines loyalty, no one wants to leave the company until the company's employees retire, as long as you enter the company, you can sneer at the civil servants, and even your family members can look down on relatives and friends with their nostrils.

In today's newspaper, an article titled "The Current Situation of High-Quality Talents - Remembering the Group Fight of Doctoral Students at the Recruitment Site of Kaixiong Company", with a picture of a male applicant brandishing a doctoral certificate and having seen blood on the corners of his mouth.

"Silly X!" A middle-aged man who pooped in a public toilet cursed, then wiped the doctor's head in the newspaper at an area of his that needed to be cleaned, and then whistled and lifted his pants and walked out of the public toilet.

The man who walked out of the toilet couldn't help but think that it was really cooler to wipe his butt with a newspaper printed on the doctor's face!

This wipe is a little contribution of the doctor and the newspaper to this society, and it is also the most practical contribution, no matter how smelly it is, it is also to serve the people, which is more useful than what many so-called models of serving the people do, at least people will not feel any difference in life without models, but it makes people feel very different if they don't wipe their buttocks after pulling the stink.

The next day, the man, who was still in the stage of wiping his butt with a newspaper, came to the front desk of Kaixiong's company and managed to attract everyone's attention, thanks to his rainbow-colored hair.

"Hello, sell land, Aiwang, Wante, find your personnel manager."

When the man said these words, he felt that he was really handsome, and in his opinion, the eyes of the people around him were full of admiration.

Although there was an imperceptible pause in the middle of the opening remarks that he had practiced for a day just now, when a man wanted to come to the front desk, the beauty must be amazed by his Pan An's appearance, and he would not notice that small mistake at all.

And the actual situation is that he didn't expect that the front desk of a company was as beautiful as a movie poster, and his saliva was about to flow out for a while, so he almost forgot the lines he had worked so hard to memorize.

If the heroines of those movies in the country of Wugua look like this, Lao Tzu will buy the genuine version in the future! The man sniffed hard and said secretly in his heart.

But like all his unrealistic ideas, this wish is as difficult as wishing for Shijie peace, and he doesn't want to think about what you want to buy, who dares to sell it, even if you dare to sell, you can't sell it.

In fact, the main reason why he bought the genuine version was that almost all of the covers he bought were extremely tempting with joy and gray wolf, and every time this situation occurred, he couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh: Selling fake yellow plates, do you still have a moral bottom line!

And what made him even more depressed was that he could watch it all night every time and then return to the selling office to ask sincerely-"Is there a next episode?", and the other party's answer always disappointed him.

Later, he gritted his teeth, saved a month's money to buy a complete set of pirated disks of Xiyangyang and Big Big Wolf and opened them all in a week, Zuihou blood red eyes and extreme lack of sleep He wrote down his feelings in his diary - it's so beautiful, it's worth the money!

"Hello, what's your name?"

The quality of the front desk of the multinational company is really first-class, although watching the man's Adam's apple roll and swallow a large mouthful of snot into her stomach made her almost vomit after a month of hunger strike to lose weight, but she can still try to maintain elegant manners and demeanor, just by virtue of this, she is much more dedicated than the heroine in the Ugua country.

"My name is Michael, and I'm the most crotch dancer, and I'm the one with him."

When the man spoke, he covered his crotch handsomely, made a straightening motion, and by the way, he thought that it was very covert and adjusted the position of his little brother, and scratched the itch by the way - in fact, he was mainly itchy and uncomfortable.

MD, if you don't wash your face today, you're going to wash it underneath, it's been itching three times in the morning, and it's troublesome to scratch it and get tetanus, even if you accidentally scratch your underwear, it's not worth it. The man's heart said.

The man thought about it seriously for ten seconds, and was sure that he hadn't let his body bang for almost half a month in order to keep this "anti-gravity" hairstyle for a few more days, let alone take a shower.

But at this moment, the man suddenly figured out a truth - it turns out that you can wash other places without washing your face, and you don't need to see water like avoiding floods and disasters.

The man praised himself for his miraculous discovery for a while, then bared at least twenty teeth and giggled for at least three seconds.

"Oh, you know that we have to register a Chinese name when we find someone here." The front of the stage politely pulled the man's consciousness back to normal shijie.

"It's really troublesome, people on the road call me Brother Awesome." The man sniffed again, and the Adam's apple rolled again, but this time it seemed that the taste of the snot was salty or too large, and it was not smooth in the process of swallowing anyway, causing him to cough a few times.

“…… Can you take out your ID card and show it to me? The front desk was almost nagging again, her endurance was close to the limit.

The man reluctantly took out his ID card from his body, and struggled psychologically for a long time before slowly handing it to the lady at the front desk.

The girl at the front desk burst into laughter the moment she saw her ID card, completely losing the etiquette and professionalism that a multinational company should have at the front desk.

It was written on the ID card.

Name: Bullbolt Column

Gender: MaleEthnicity: Han

Born: February 2, 1982

"Hello, Mr. Niu Zhuzhu." The front desk did its best to regain its politeness, but the smile could not be hidden.

"Please call me Michael, Michael, do you understand~" The man said with his hand on the table at the front desk.

Niu Xuanzhu felt that he was hurt, as he himself wrote in his diary, there are only two things I hate the most in my life: one is to buy a pirated disc that has not been released, and the other is to have a father who likes to mess with names!

But there have been countless similar descriptions in his diary, such as:

There are only two things I hate the most in my life: one is that the beautiful woman today didn't look at me directly, and the other is that there is a father who likes to mess with names!

Another example.

There are only two things I hate the most in my life: one is that I lost my bicycle today, and the other is that I have a dad who likes to mess with names!

As can be seen above, there are definitely more than two things that Niu Shuzhu hates the most in his life, but the thing he hates the most must be a father who likes to mess with names!

The name is no less than a scar that has been with him for thirty years, and it is the kind that will never heal, and once it is mentioned, it will hurt fiercely.

A few years later, he learned that the original name could be changed, but at that time he had fallen in love with his own name, because at that time he liked to pretend to eat beautiful women the most, and whenever his name made beautiful women laugh, he put on a stupid look and thought about some dirty things with the open mouth of the beauty.

But now, still living at the bottom of society, he has never even touched a woman's hand, he can only comfort himself with the following words: If I hadn't been naturally optimistic and shouldered the great responsibility of the rise and fall of the country, I would have committed suicide by rushing to this name of a thousand cuts.

"Mr. haodeMichael, do you have anything to do with our HR manager?"

Fortunately, the beauty front desk did not continue the topic of names, which Niu Xuanzhu is still very grateful.

"Beauty, just tell me where he is, or I'll invite you to dinner in the evening? If I need to be at night, I'll be yours all the time, but just one night, how about it? ”

The most valuable spirit of our Mr. Niu Zhuzhu is super self-confidence and social responsibility, as well as ...... With great forgetfulness (perhaps Zuihou is the most fundamental reason why he was able to persist in surviving), in his shijie, he always puts himself at the forefront of the revitalization of China and has always played the role of commander.

Just like his longest mantra: "If I am the leader of the country, the country's economic strength will surpass that of the Ugua in less than three months, catch up with the United States in one year, and unify Asia with the economy in three years!" ”

In fact, his perception of economic power has remained at the level of being able to buy a few bowls of beef ramen for 30 years, that is, the mouths of ordinary people - he has never seen money.

Niu Xuanzhu's spirit of selfless dedication finally made the front desk lady finally find an excuse that would not damage her work image and be able to dispose of this obscene man.

I saw her give a sweet smile to the cow bolt pillar, and then picked up the phone and quickly pressed a few numbers.

"Hey, I'm the front desk, please send two people as soon as possible."

"No, no, you can tell me where he is, I'll find it myself, you don't need him to come down to pick me up~" Niu Xuanzhu hurriedly said, his charm finally had a positive effect, which made him a little flattered, in the past, he would have a slap in the face when he said something similar to the above.

People in large companies have a high vision and know how to appreciate themselves. Niu Xuanzhu praised in his heart.

The front desk smiled but didn't answer, and the smile made Niu Xuanzhu think and be deeply intoxicated, and he didn't even notice the snot falling down his nose until two strong security guards appeared behind him.

"Ask this gentleman to go out, and if he doesn't leave, go straight to the police station and sue him for sexual harassment." The front desk was smiling as he said this.

The bullbolt was almost thrown out, but he didn't feel angry at all when he got up from the ground.

"Damn, big companies are different, even catching up with people is so level, praise!"

After making such an exclamation, Niu Bolt Pillar patted the dust on his buttocks and turned around to leave, but as soon as he turned around, he collided with an oncoming best bobba.

This collision was described in his later memories - full of love, soft and love.

In this contest, Niu Shuzhu unexpectedly lost to the boba, not only that, but his body continued to have continuous close contact with a van, an Audi and a bicycle in the process of retreating, and finally his head and roadside stones were Zuihou after he was hit by a very fast bicycle.

He lost all of his fights, like he had never won any of them.

When he was knocked into the air, the shijie of the cow bolt pillar became very slow, and during this long time, he thought about several very deep questions.

This woman's breasts are at least 36D, and they are full of elasticity, I don't know if she was born or artificially carried two balloons into it.

This Audi is just different from ordinary cars, you see that ordinary cars quickly stopped after hitting themselves, and Audi roared and drove away, awesome.

What puzzled him the most was that the speed of the bicycle in the city was faster than that of Audi, and the speed of the bicycle compared to the F1 car was like an electric car in a kindergarten, and the speed made him can't help but lament that such a talent is buried in the vast sea of people and the country just can't find it, which is really the sadness of the country.

When he becomes the leader of the country, he will definitely send the cyclist to participate in the Shijie Bicycle Competition together with the Erliu flying pigeon bicycle, and it is estimated that the Shijie record will have a qualitative leap at that time.

Well, talent, the most lacking thing in the 22nd century is talent, both myself and that driver!

After thinking about this, the head of the cow bolt hit the stone, and the sound was pleasant and crisp, like a watermelon knife cutting into a crispy watermelon, but the scene was like an egg accidentally thrown to the ground from the height of the fifth floor.

And then our twenty-second century talents did not have time to analyze the weishenme own head, without a stone hard, already lost all ideas.

The boba beauty was visibly frightened by what she was looking for, and a hint of panic appeared on her beautiful face.

It's all my fault that I was in a hurry to chase the demon fox that endangered the world so that this mortal lost his life in vain, so how can I explain to that lustful Yama King.

Seeing that the soul seducer had emerged from the ground, the beautiful woman recited the spell in a hurry.

"The south of the world, the north of the earth, the Tao is natural, the Buddha returns to my heart, the heaven and the earth are infinite, time, stand still!"

Well, the beauty admits that Zuihou learned from the male protagonist in a very old children's sci-fi film, which is about protecting dinosaurs, and the most proficient thing the protagonist says is this line that is not even a dialogue, and whenever this line appears, it means that there is still a blast shot left in this episode to go directly to the ending song.

With the mana of the beautiful woman, she really can't stop time for too long, and what she can do is to quickly stuff all kinds of debris and paste on the ground back into the man's head, and then take the man's corpse, tie up the man's soul, and disappear in a puff of green smoke.

She decided to take responsibility for the man, a decision that was later rated by herself as the worst decision of her life.

The beauty is a disciple of Taishang Laojun, her name is Rulan, and she has been glad for a long time that her name is not Ruhua after she came to the world.