After the lottery decided on the opponent, I couldn't help but feel a little excited when I thought that the long-awaited intramural basketball tournament was about to start. If I can win the year group championship, the class leader will promise that I can go to eat for 1 month.

However, my nominal basketball captain doesn't seem to be welcomed, and even the team uniform was sent to me by Zuihou.

I took the team uniform with the number "2" from Niu Shili and said dissatisfied:

"Didn't I say I wanted the number 23? Jordan is the No. 23 ......"

Niu Shili waved his hand, "The garment factory has run out of ink temporarily, 3 has not been printed, only 2 has been printed, are you not satisfied?" ”

This must be the wrong mistake for me by other basketball players who don't like me, and Niu Shili deliberately misprinted it for me! I had a heart attack and I didn't want to ruin the team's unity when the day was approaching.

All right! No. 2 is No. 2! Dude, even if I commit 2, my ball skills are better than yours! For the sake of Niu Shili who was beaten by Xiaoqin for me when I was a child, let's not worry about him!

Seeing me put my basketball uniform with black edges on a white background into the desk, Xiaoqin asked with a pleasing expression:

"Will Ye Lin wear this outfit tomorrow and play basketball on the sports field?"

"Yes," I said, "why do you knowingly ask?" The basketball uniform is not worn to play basketball, is it worn to save Shijie? ”

However, if you have divergent thinking to brainstorm, if there is such a basketball-style superhero, referred to as "basketball man", who uses all kinds of basketball jishu to help others and eliminate violence, it seems to be quite distinctive.

I've even figured out who will star in the live-action movie, Yao Ming.

Of course, considering Yao Ming's height, it is very difficult to find other actors who play with him, so it is really not good, so I can only let Yao Ming evolve into a basketball hero behind him, and before he transforms, he can let Guo Jingming play, which can leave a strong contrast with the audience, and can also make soft advertisements for a certain heightened nutrient solution in the movie.

While I was thinking about it, Xiao Qin said to Ai Ai:

"That, classmate Ye Lin, can you help me clean your soiled basketball uniform after every game?"

A cute girl with big eyes flashing asks me to be a volunteer laundry.

I shouldn't have any dissatisfaction, but I always feel that compared with my "girlfriend", Xiaoqin is now closer to my "sister-in-law", and I don't want to treat "sister-in-law" as a sister who is "obliged to wash your clothes", so I didn't agree to Xiaoqin.

Besides, Su Qiao will come to my house in a few days, and when the time comes, all the laundry and cooking will be left to her.

During the break, I gathered all the members of the class basketball team together and told them the starting lineup for tomorrow's game against Class 6 based on my observations over the past few days.

Niu Shili served as the center, Pi Zeguang and I served as the big and small forwards respectively, and You Chen and Xu Lijun served as the left back.

The reason why I didn't use a two-center style of play at the beginning was that I needed to observe Niu Shili's interior performance in official games, and the position of the power forward could be clearer.

And with the bet of Nu Yanjie, it would be good if Niu Shili didn't make trouble for me, don't think that he can give me an assist, I'd better keep a little distance from him.

Pi Zeguang, who is only good at shooting in the middle, was originally a substitute player, and his strengths and weaknesses are not obvious, and he can replace Sun Yu to officially play, mainly thanks to his own efforts...... and Sun Yu's recent performance has been so bad that he ran to the infirmary to be with the school doctor when he was fine, and he had an expression of kidney deficiency every day.

Since the starting lineup I proposed was very reasonable, everyone had no objections, but Niu Shili, who was wearing sports goggles, "kindly" reminded me whether to modify the bet.

I remember that the content of the bet was: as long as Niu Shili is on the court, then the scores of the other four people except me will all be added together, and Zuihou will use this total score to compare with my personal total score, which side is higher and which side wins.

"Compare the total score of four people with you, I'm afraid you won't be able to lose convincingly at that time, otherwise we will only compare individual scores......"

"No need!" I waved my hand and slapped my swollen face to become fat, "I spend a lot more time playing basketball than you, if I win you like that, I'm worried that you won't be convinced!" ”

In fact, Niu Shili has such confidence, not that he thinks that after just one month of hellish training, basketball jishu will surpass me. It's because he has been cooperating with the players to practice, it is he who is not me, and it is difficult to ensure that they are not united, in order to let me drink the woman Yanjie and not pass the ball to me, only to create scoring opportunities for Niu Shili.

No matter how worried you are, it's tomorrow.

Seeing Xiong Yaoyue try on a volleyball uniform with red bars on a white background in advance, running and jumping on the sports field, and doing various stretching movements, I have more expectations for tomorrow.

The volleyball jersey is a standard sleeveless vest + cool shorts! Of course, it is not unusual for Xiong Yaoyue to wear this, and her usual clothes are basically this standard...... But the squad leader is also a player in the volleyball team! Tomorrow, I'll see the squad leader in shorts!

The boys in the class all seemed to have such thoughts, and one by one, like the three-headed dog of hell, Cerberus, drooled and drooled to grow aconitum grass when it dripped to the ground.

I wandered into the shade of the old banyan tree and nervously raised my left hand to look at my watch.

Unexpectedly, as soon as his arm was raised, before he could see it clearly, Xiaoqin's two hands ...... No, it should be said that the two front paws were lazily resting on my arms.

"Meow O(∩_∩)O~"

Qin squinted her eyes to imitate the kitten's movements, and Zuihou rested her chin on my arm.

I'm scared to death Dad! You're here in an instant!

Qin put some of her weight on my arm, lifted one of her hands, and went above her head to stroke her non-existent cat ears.

"Ye Lin's arms are so comfortable......"

"Hey, hey! This is inside the school! What to do if you are seen! ”

"It's okay meow~~~ Ye Lin just needs to tell others, I'm your cat, just meow~~~"

"That's even more problematic!"

I put my arm down, and Celery's pillow vanished.

"Ye Lin, I'm ...... now. Or can you only be your underground girlfriend? ”

The dappled shadows of the trees sprinkled on her face, making her look like a character from an animated movie.

I still didn't know what to do with the relationship, and I was deeply angry at my indecision, and I couldn't help but speak in a tone that brought a hint of impatience.

"Isn't the underground girlfriend still content? Do you still want to wear a cultural shirt that says 'I'm Ye Lin's girlfriend'? ”

Xiaoqin suddenly got a reminder, and her eyes looked in the direction of the garment processing factory.

I'm really going to go for custom printing! If you ignore the school rules and ignore the "100 Prohibitions on Close Contact between Male and Female Students", you will be deducted points to a negative number in the second (3rd) class of junior high school!

"Hey, such a haode shade, it's been occupied by the two of you!"

The big horn was eating potato chips as he moved towards us.

Remembering to pretend to be "not my girlfriend" in front of acquaintances, Xiaoqin had to automatically distance herself from me a little.

"Eat?" The big horn shook her bucket of Lay's chips.

"No need." I waved my hand to decline her kindness, but Xiaoqin unceremoniously went over and took a slice.

Under the old banyan tree, the sound of two girls "squeaking" and munching potato chips reminds me of the chirping of cicadas in summer.

It's not there yet, but as soon as the weather gets hot again, it will appear, right?

"It's really strange to say," the big horn's mouth can't be plugged to eat, and she can be suffocated to death without gossiping for two minutes, "Do you know that there is a report mailbox at the main entrance of our school? ”

She said this, I really remember such a thing, it seems that the female head teacher of Shu Zhe's first (4th) class was reported by a parent because she wore black silk in class, which led to the school promulgating the regulations prohibiting female teachers from wearing black silk to class, which caused protests from a group of studious people led by Gonggong Cao.

"When I passed by the school gate just now, I found that there was a little Lori who looked like a young lady, guarded by two bodyguards in black suits, holding a lot of letters in her hands, and she was stuffing them into the report box of the teacher's morality and style one after another!"

Wait, why is the person you're talking about a little familiar?

"Is she a foreigner?"

"Foreigners?" The big horn looked up and thought for a moment, "Her hair is blonde, but she wears sunglasses, so she can't see the color of her eyes...... Yes! Two of her bodyguards are foreigners! ”

didn't run, it must be Amy, but she weishenme wants to run to the twenty-eighth, and weishenme wants to submit a letter to the teacher's morality and teacher's style report box! Who is she going to report?

"Is she still there?" I asked with little hope.

Big Horn poured out two pieces of potato chips from the bucket of potato chips, and ate them with Xiaoqin.

"You ask her? Should have left early, right? When I looked at her through the retractable door, she also turned her head to look at me, I didn't say anything, she actually looked angry at me, zuihou 'hum' and led the bodyguard away - do you think it's inexplicable? ”

No, Amy's anger is not about you, it's about the potato chips in your hand! When she thinks that you are so fat and there is no mother to force you to maintain your body shape, and you can eat potato chips and coke, she must be very jealous!

Since the loudspeaker said that Amy had two bodyguards, and it wasn't particularly impressive, it shouldn't be Penthos, but 004 and 005, right? Amy was seduced by the potato chips in the big horn's hand, will she find a way to get rid of 004 and 005 and go to the grocery store to buy some junk food to enjoy?

"By the way," said the loudspeaker, after tossing the empty bucket of potato chips into a nearby dumpster, "one of the bodyguards was holding a husky, and the husky was standing on two feet with his front paws on the retractable door of our school. The little security guard in the mailroom didn't know where to go......"

The little security guards are "panning for gold" in the men's toilets of the teaching building! Although it refers to making money from the "toilet shock" with a very low probability, the metaphor of "panning for gold" from the toilet is still super dirty!

In addition, the husky is Obama! In fact, there is no husky on shijie, and the most important attribute of husky is "two"!

Later, I heard Xiong Yaoyue say that the narrow hole on the barbed wire in the back playground was a hole that once had a kitten (a happy kitten sheltered by the class leader with a skirt) got in, but most junior high school students couldn't get through, as if someone had gotten in.