Because Xiong Yaoyue was urinating in the men's toilet at this time, and the cubicle door was still broken, I couldn't let the little security guard in - besides, he didn't come to the toilet in the first place, but to check if there were any couples doing piston exercises in the toilet.

I stretched out my hand to stop the other party and said, "I'm sorry, the toilet is repaired, please go to the second floor to go to the toilet." ”

The little security guard rolled his eyes and gave me a hygienic eye.

Since he was introduced by his uncle, the old security comrade, as a small security guard, he has gradually become an old fritter from the trembling when he first joined the company. Although he had heard of my notoriety from others, after thinking about it, he felt that since the chengguan were not afraid of hawkers, there was no reason for the security guards to be afraid of students, not to mention that he had just discovered the way to make money by catching the "toilet earthquake", and whoever prevented him from getting rich would not be able to get along with his eighteenth generation ancestors.

"Toilet repairs? Maintenance, weishenme did not erect maintenance signs? ”

The little security guard straightened his hat (similar to that of a traffic controller, but black) and asked me.

"Repair signs...... I'm the repair sign! ”

I straightened my back as I spoke, hinting to the little security guard: You are thin and dry, don't feel uncomfortable with me, okay?

The little security guard was bluffed by me and took a step back, thought about it, and walked back again.

"Cut, don't think I don't know who you are! Your name is Ye Lin, right? I wonder if you and a girl were late and locked out of school, or did I let you in! ”

The little security guard refers to the time when Xiaoqin asked me to go to school with me, but I was late, which is the old yellow calendar.

"Teachers are afraid of you, but I can't be afraid of you!" The little security guard stretched out his hand and pointed to the ceiling, "Did you see that?" ”

I wasn't fooled, "Do you want me to watch a flying saucer and then take the opportunity to rush into the toilet?" I'm not that stupid! ”

The little security guard stomped his feet and said, "Where did the flying saucer come from in the house!" I'm showing you the security cameras! ”

I looked in the direction of his finger and sure enough, I saw a swarthy, chubby surveillance camera on the ceiling.

"See?" The little security guard tried very hard to make a sinister smile at me, but I still thought he was smiling very silly, "As a security guard, it is right for me to maintain order in the school!" If you stop me from going to the toilet and getting rich...... No, it's a routine inspection, and it's just hindering the normal work of the school! If you hit me, I'll be lying on the ground right away!" ”

Such a humiliating word, how can you say it so loudly? Your shamelessness is about to catch up with those chengguan "fake brothers" who were lightly touched by the hawkers and fell to the ground with their heads in their hands!

"Hmph, I was a temporary worker a month ago, and not anymore! No matter how capable you are, if you push me down in front of the monitor, be careful of being expelled from school! ”

After discovering that the seniors were expelled from the school, the little security guard seemed to have the illusion that he had the ability to expel students.

And don't use the word "push down", okay! The word now has other meanings! If I really push you down with the extended meaning of "push down", then I will really be fired from the whole process recorded by the monitor! Even you don't have the face to stay in school anymore!

The little security guard said a few words and rushed into the toilet, he must have thought that he could catch a pair of snapping criminals in the toilet, and the reason why I blocked here was because the couple hired me as bodyguards.

What kind of thinking is this! If you have the money to hire me as a bodyguard, why don't you just go and open a house! There are a lot of hourly rooms behind the snack street, and it is said that if you are willing to pay a deposit, you don't even need an ID card!

After a moment's thought, I made up my mind, so I deliberately stepped in the way of the little security guard's forward rush, and collided with his shoulder with my chest.

The collision was very slight, but the little security guard leaned back, and he was about to make an "anti-gravity fake fall" that he might have trained for N years.

Where did I think that the strong have their own strong hands, and a mountain is higher than a mountain, before his fake fall action was completed, I suddenly screamed, my limbs were in the air, and I fell heavily on the floor with the momentum of a landslide.

Yes, it is the grandfather who learned from Xiaoqin, the true biography of the old man Ren - the art of touching porcelain with yin and yang hands!

I fell to the ground in one go, and it looked like I was falling lightly, but in fact, I secretly used the skills of reducing strength and muscle cushioning, which was only equivalent to 999 Hp dropping 2 points for me.

The little security guard was shocked, he originally only wanted to earn two pocket money, and he wasn't going to argue with me, but now he found that he actually "beat" the student to the ground, and was recorded by the monitor, this is the rhythm of being laid off!

"You...... How are you? The little security guard reached out to help me.

I peeked at the little security guard's pale expression, and while smiling in my heart, I lay on the ground with a crooked neck, rolled my eyes, and stuck out half of my tongue, indicating "I'm dead, there is no help."

The little security guard was in a hurry, "What can I do?" I didn't mean to! ”

He looked up and spoke to the monitor, as if it were a school leader.

Then he reached out to my snort, and I deliberately held my breath, and his body shook even more.

"Everything, they all say that you are the campus bully, and you are still out in the underworld, how can you ...... Why is it so unsturdy? The little security guard questioned Cangtian with a crying voice, and after a while, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he resolutely said: "I can't give up the hope of rescue!" I'm going to give him artificial respiration! ”

Don't come! I don't want to kiss a man! When I heard the bad news, I hurriedly opened my eyes, just in time for the little security guard to plan to be a dead horse doctor, leaned over, closed my eyes and pursed my lips to make an octopus shape......

I grabbed his head and pulled him aside, the force was so strong that I almost mistakenly thought that I had comprehended the "strength" in the hands of Yin and Yang.

The little security guard rolled and rolled, and finally stopped under the wall of the corridor.

He jumped up as he stopped, took off his hat and threw it on the ground, and said angrily:

"Why don't you pretend to be dead! My little heart is going to be scared out of you! I'm twenty years old and I haven't married a daughter-in-law yet......"

I supported the ground with my elbows, half-sat up, and looked curiously at the figure that appeared behind the little security guard.

When I was arguing with the little security guard, Xiong Yaoyue ended the fight and quietly walked out of the toilet, she saw the scene where we played fake falls with each other, which was quite interesting, at this time she mischievously walked behind the little security guard, and when he didn't pay attention, she suddenly grabbed the little security guard's collar from behind, and raised his wider security suit up to the height of a head!

The little security guard's head was suddenly covered by his clothes, and Shili was restricted and shouted, "Someone attacked the police!" At the same time, I was panicked and very funny, Xiong Yaoyue took the opportunity to pull me up from the ground, and the two of them ran away laughing together.

When I went downstairs, although Xiong Yaoyue had a poor memory, she didn't forget the plastic bag I bought for her lunch, so she went to get it back.

"Now, I've been to the men's toilet too!" Xiong Yaoyue sat on the windowsill on the second floor and ate bread and ham sausage, while boasting to me, "Among the girls in our class, I guess I am the only one who has achieved this achievement, right?" haha I've won again! ”

I'm very sorry to inform you that when Xiaoqin disguised herself as a boy, she always went to the men's toilet, and you could only be the runner-up in terms of time and quantity.

After eating her light lunch and drinking half a bottle of pulse, she handed me the rest of the pulse and asked me if I wanted to drink it.

What a nerve! You don't care about indirect kissing or something, and you don't want to think about what this bottle was supposed to be used for by you! I can't drink it anyway!

After being full of wine and food, Xiong Yaoyue looked at the crowd on the playground, and her eyes looked a little empty.

"I think it's nice to have a boyfriend......"

"Huh?"

"If it's a boyfriend, he treats me to dinner, I don't have to invite him back, and I can ask him to help with my homework - wouldn't it be a good deal?"

"Are you looking for a boyfriend or a long-term job? All options are just treats and homework, and no one will want to be your boyfriend! ”

"That's right!" Xiong Yaoyue jumped off the windowsill nimbly, raised her hands high, and stretched her waist fiercely.

"Go and go with Gong Caicai daoqian! If I forgive me, I won't have to be transgender! ”

Later, I heard that in the infirmary, Xiong Yaoyue, in front of the squad leader and the school doctor, took the daoqian method of "throwing five bodies to the ground" to Gong Caicai, saying that if Gong Caicai didn't forgive her, she would never be able to get up on her stomach. There was a physical education teacher who came to bandage the wound and almost thought that there was a patient in the infirmary who had died on the floor.

Gong Caicai, who was helped to sit up by the squad leader and was draped in a sheet, said:

"As long as ...... You're definitely not going to keep me in a cramped place again, I'm ...... Just forgive you......"

"I promise! I promise not to do that again! Xiong Yaoyue saluted Gong Caicai like a primitive person worshipping the sun, "And Caicai, if you are locked up in a narrow place by others, I will be the first to save you!" ”

"That'...... That's fine, xiexie you. ”

Obviously a pig teammate who had just tortured himself half to death, just because he said a blank check that would help her in the future, he got Gong Caicai's advance.

"Can't forgive her so easily!" The squad leader said next to him, "Caicai, don't borrow Xiong Yaoyue's homework for next week!" This thing is not right in the first place, let her write it herself! ”

"That'...... I won't borrow your homework to copy it......" Despite the support of the squad leader, Gong Caicai still lacked confidence, and used a consultative tone.

"Alright! I'm not going to copy your homework next week! I'll reflect on it! Xiong Yaoyue gritted her teeth and agreed, but muttered again: "I don't know if it's too late to find a boyfriend right away......

At 4:10 p.m., the pre-game draw for the men's basketball and women's volleyball tournaments began at the athletic office. Xiong Yaoyue and I participated in the draw ceremony as the male and female sports committee members of the second (3rd) class of junior high school, as well as the captain of the basketball team and the captain of the volleyball team.

Shen Shaoyi, who also came to draw lots as the captain, was wearing a fiery red basketball shirt, glaring at me viciously with a gaze that was eager to eat my flesh and sleep on my skin.

But as soon as he saw Xiong Yaoyue who came in with me, Shen Shaoyi's eyes were immediately covered with a layer of sadness, and he turned his head, not wanting Xiong Yaoyue to see the expression on his face.

Shen Shaoyi must be hoping that he will meet the second (3rd) class in the first game, so as to kill us without leaving a piece of armor to vent his anger. Unfortunately, he drew 1 class, and I drew 6 classes.