If I had been fighting with someone in front of the squad leader in normal times, the squad leader would have come over to stop it, but today, I don't know if the squad leader was annoyed that the cockscomb head dared to insult him, and the speed of coming to stop him was a beat slower.

In this slower time, I fought with Cockscomb for a few more rounds.

To be exact, it was his tongue and my fist that fought for a few rounds.

Cockscomb: "Oh, let go of my hand!" Little bunny, do you dare to hit grandpa? ”

I also kept quiet, imitating the text of "Lu Ti Zhi Punching the Town of Guanxi", grabbed the chest of the cockscomb head, and punched him in the nose.

Very good, very good, really blood is pouring like opening a soy sauce shop, very suitable for bored people to come and make soy sauce.

The cockscomb covered his nose with his left hand and snorted, "Nima really dares to do it!" Do you know who my boss is? Although the tone was hard, there was already a cry in his voice.

There are some people in society who talk about "boss", "dad", "mom", and even uncles, aunts, uncles and aunts all day long, but they don't know who they are.

I aimed at his left eye socket and slashed him again, and immediately beat him to black eyes, although it did not achieve the effect of "cracked eye edges, black beads burst out" in the text, but it also added a lot of color to his little white face that had been rubbed with face cream.

"Ahh I'm blind! I'm blind! "The cockscomb covered his swollen left eye and screamed in panic, making me want to punch his temple again, and then I would have a complete cosplay merit and a synchronization rate of 400%.

But think about it carefully, after Lu Ti Zhi hit Zhen Guanxi's temple, Zhen Guanxi only had the qi out, not the incoming qi, and was killed alive by this third punch, and the cockscomb head seemed to be a person with a very weak ability to resist blows, in case he really died like Zhen Guanxi, do I also have to learn from Lu Ti and go to Wutai Mountain to become a monk? The name Lu Zhishen is very pleasant, but Ye Zhishen is not very good!

The most important thing is that Lu Zhishen's nickname is "Flower Monk"! I don't want to have such a nickname! Lu Zhishen is called "Flower Monk" because he has tattoos on his body, and I am also called "Flower Monk", because I don't have tattoos, everyone will think that I have a problem with my personal life style!

Some time ago, an "expert" who had been to hundreds of forums proposed that the article "Lu Ti Jurisdiction Punches the Town of Guanxi" in the junior high school Chinese textbook should be removed, because its core is a bloody murder scene, which will have a bad impact on children.

Don't take it off! Compared with the "Haiyan" that seems to be an "animal shijie", it is still Lu Tishi's three punches that fight well and play wonderfully! Such an enjoyable article, I must make it available to future students! If I imitate Lu Tiha and beat the cockscomb head to death, won't it become an argument in the mouth of an expert, and one day Lu Tiha will say goodbye to the junior high school language, and I will not be able to escape the blame!

So he only punched two punches, and the third punch was empty in the air, and it looked like he couldn't fall. The right hand of the cockscomb head was stepped on by me, so I had to use my left hand to protect my face desperately, hoping to cushion the strength of one thousandth.

The squad leader came over at this time to dissuade him.

"Ye Lin, don't fight anymore, I'...... I didn't suffer much either. ”

What? Isn't it a loss to be touched on the thigh? If you are so broad-minded, squad leader, give me a touch!

Wait, it seems that I have already touched the thigh of the squad leader, at that time I mistook the squad leader for Shu Zhe, slapped the squad leader's ass and made her faint, and took the opportunity to rub a lot of oil and water on the thigh of the squad leader wearing black silk! And it was recorded by Shu Zhe's hidden digital camera! Squad leader, if this video is seen by you one day, you should be as broad-minded as you are today, and don't worry too much about me!

When I started to hit the cockscomb, the passengers started whispering, and when the squad leader spoke to me, they talked to each other even louder.

"It turns out that the girl took the bus with her boyfriend...... This little rascal really doesn't know whether to live or die. ”

"But looking at the girl looking like a good student, how can her boyfriend ...... It's so violent, and it looks ......"

The woman with the red envelope, who was now sitting in the back row, smiled and gave me a thumbs up.

The cause of the incident, Comrade Grandma, grabbed the squad leader's arm in fear and said urgently:

"Big girl, stop your fight! If you kill someone, you will create evil! ”

The passengers unanimously agreed that I was the squad leader's boyfriend, which made the squad leader blush.

"I ...... He and I are just ordinary classmates! ”

I don't know who the squad leader is talking to.

The cockscomb broke open the red and swollen eyelids, and found that he was not blind, so he actually said at this time:

"Who believes! I touched my thigh and wanted to beat me to death, isn't your boyfriend so angry? ”

Dare to lift your thighs? I slapped him with my backhand, and his head was tilted to one side, driving the purple cockscomb, which had the charm of a rooster.

The bus driver, who was afraid, didn't know which button he pressed at this time, and a soothing melody sounded on the bus radio, followed by a gentle female voice:

"Humility and courtesy are the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation, if you have an argument with other passengers during the ride, please remain calm and resolve it peacefully, so as to ensure the harmonious ...... of the whole society"

Harmony your sister! We, who are all over the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation, are we in harmony to be grabbed for seats and touched by others! The reason why the society is not harmonious is not because of the existence of the injustice-loving Lu Tizhi, but because there are towns everywhere! The Buddha said: To kill the wicked is to do good. If the wicked are not removed, harmony is a complete joke!

The squad leader, who definitely has more traditional virtues than me, took another step closer and pleaded with me for the cockscomb with a blue nose and swollen face:

"Let him go, you've been stepping on his hand long enough, and he's not ...... Touch mine with this hand. ”

I turned around and asked, "Then should I step on it with another hand?" ”

"Don't! Don't! The cockscomb head with blood flowing out of his nose and mouth desperately begged for mercy, "I was wrong!" I'm going to race with my buddies tomorrow! You trampled on both of my hands, how can I ride a motorcycle......"

Instantly, I remembered that he rode his motorcycle onto the pavement and almost hit me, and my heart was on fire, and I slapped him with my forehand.

The cockscomb head was beaten by me all the time, and if it wasn't for me grabbing the clothes on his chest, he fell directly into the carriage.

"That's enough," the squad leader put his arm on my shoulder from behind, seeing that I was addicted to fighting, she didn't mean to stop at all, she said, "If you continue to fight, I'll be angry!" ”

This sentence really worked, I smacked my lips, threw the dizzy cockscomb head to the ground, clapped my hands and stood up, but when I left, I deliberately stepped on his left hand again.

If it weren't for the squad leader, I would definitely step on it a few more times to hear if he would have "clucked" and clucked, it wasn't like a rooster, but a hen that was about to lay eggs.

I just hit the first day of the cockscomb, whether it is the passenger or the "traditional virtues of the Chinese nation" can not be persuaded, at this time the squad leader said "I'm going to be angry", I immediately stopped, a passenger looked at the squad leader and asked with a smile: "Still said it's not a boyfriend?" ”

"Squad leader, you are soft-hearted," I said, "even Lei Feng has said: treat the enemy as cruel and ruthless as the harsh winter." It's better for you to be cruel to them than for them to get a chance to turn over and be cruel to you and your friends! ”

It is said that Gentle Township is a hero's mound, I patronized and talked to the squad leader, but I didn't know that the cockscomb head behind him had regained consciousness, he fell to the ground on all fours, but began to take out the fruit knife in his trouser pocket, with the two hands that I stepped on, clumsily planned to show the blade.

Seeing this scene clearly from the direction of the squad leader, she did not show any particular panic, but crossed me, with the anger of regretting to intercede for him, walked up quickly, and stepped on the floor of the carriage between the legs of the cockscomb head with her shiny white shoes, and stopped gracefully at the position where she was only one step away from stepping on the cockscomb head balls.

"Is it faster than one to the other?" The squad leader sneered at the corner of his mouth, and looked condescendingly at the bloodstained cockscomb head.

I also turned around at this point, and now the cockscomb head has no chance.

It happened that a passenger couldn't wait to get out of the car because of the traffic jam for too long, the driver opened the back door, and the cockscomb seized the opportunity, jumped up from the ground with a rolling belt, and stumbled out of the car.

"You wait!" The cockscomb screamed in a hoarse voice, "My boss will avenge me!" ”

Just thinking about saying cruel words, he was almost hit by a motorcycle playing "the most dazzling national style", he spat on the ground, squeezed into the gap of the congested vehicle, and soon disappeared.

"Do you want to sit?" The squad leader pointed to the vacant spot because the cockscomb head was kicked out of the car.

"No need, there's your soybean oil under the seat, I'll just stand next to it."

"There's an empty seat at the front door,......" After the squad leader sat down, he reminded me that someone else had just gotten out of the car, and she didn't seem to feel comfortable with me standing next to her.

"It doesn't matter," I said, "where do you get off?" I'll help you bring the soybean oil home! ”

"I can do this kind of thing myself...... the squad leader didn't look at me directly, but looked at the long traffic jam outside through the window glass, and maybe looked at me a little through the reflection of the glass.

"What is Shu Zhe doing at home?" I asked.

"In the bedroom, he used his laptop to surf the Internet, saying that he left origami homework in labor class, and he wanted to find a ...... that was different from others."

Serious doubts! Shu Zhe isn't doing customer service for my online store, is he? However, I only outsourced the business of the original underwear to him, and even if he was active in customer service, he could not make more profits due to the 72-hour cycle! Could it be that he has opened up some new business?

After waiting for another 5 or 6 minutes, the traffic jam was finally relieved, and with the restart of the bus, the faces of the passengers showed the expression that they had been constipated for three months and finally had a smooth bowel movement.

When I passed Haihe South Road, I didn't get out of the car, and the squad leader knew that I was determined to send her home. She looked at the scenery outside the window, and couldn't help but soften.

After another stop, the squad leader bent down to reach for the soybean oil under the saddle, but I took the lead and carried it in my hand first.

The squad leader had no choice but to follow me, dodging the gazes of the other passengers, and got out of the car quietly.

It's already half past eight o'clock, and it's completely dark, and I really don't feel at ease about letting the squad leader go alone on this kind of night road, let alone carrying two barrels of soybean oil.