From the bus station to the downstairs of the squad leader's house, a long and not short night road, I was supposed to be careful with twelve points, in case there was a ** or something rushing out, in case I did not protect the flowers effectively caused the squad leader to be robbed, I had to take responsibility and marry the squad leader.

But there is a good saying, young people should take care of themselves and don't think too much. Regardless of the squad leader's cleverness, as long as it wasn't the last time I took the wrong road to a dead alley, the average ** can't get any bargain from the squad leader. Even if that misfortune did happen, the squad leader might not agree to marry me.

So I should still be careful to protect the two barrels of soybean oil in my hand, in case I accidentally hit something sharp and leaked, the squad leader's hard work for several hours will be in vain.

"Ye Lin......

"What?"

"Basketball is going to start this Friday, are you ready?"

"Well, I've done a lot of practice in private, and as long as the first opponent in the draw is not the second (2) class of junior high school, I'm still confident that I can win a few games."

Although the big words have been said, Niu Shili and his group can be regarded as training in full swing, but they will have a tacit understanding of how much cooperation I have on the field, which is really not optimistic, so I have to take one step at a time.

"The price of vegetables in the summer has also dropped......"

The squad leader, who offered to help me with my schoolbag, suddenly said something out of his head.

"Huh?"

"When I went to the vegetable market today, I bought too many vegetables," the squad leader said without any emotion in his tone, "If you want to come to my house for dinner the day after tomorrow, it's not impossible." ”

Is this going to be a reward for me to help you carry soybean oil today? You really don't want to accept my favor in vain! Let me count my fingers, today Wednesday, tomorrow Thursday, the day after tomorrow Friday......

Why is it Friday for Nima? On Friday, I made an appointment with He Ling to have dinner at a Western restaurant in Petersburg! Although compared to the food cooked by the squad leader, I don't look forward to eating Western food with He Ling at all, but the current main quest is to get back Aunt Ren's necklace!

"Well, will it be changed to Thursday?" I slowed down a little.

"No," the class leader refused, "the original agreement was that you would be invited to dinner only if you got the first place in the grade group, and you were asked to come over on Friday after you only won one game, which is already an exception." ”

"Huh? Isn't it possible to come on a Friday? Also have to win the basketball game of the day? ”

"Can't do it?" The squad leader's bright eyes looked at me in the dark, "I have such great hopes for you, you are going to lose the first game?" ”

Whether you win or lose the first game depends entirely on the opponent who draws the lot. If the first game is against the second (2) class of junior high school, Shen Shaoyi, who hates me so much now, will definitely take advantage of our uncoordinated cooperation and kill him! The men's basketball and women's volleyball games organized by the school all use the elimination system, and as long as you lose one game, you have to go back to your grandmother's house!

"Alright then, I'll do my best." Isn't it especially confident, Tian Tian Tian pouted his dry lips, "If I win the first game, will it be changed to Saturday?" ”

"I have things to do on weekends, I have things to do on Thursdays, I only have time on Fridays."

The squad leader told me bluntly.

"But......," I said worriedly, "I really won't be able to make it to Friday......"

"Hmph, forget it then!" The squad leader seemed to have a small temper, and she walked to the front with my school bag in her hand.

Under the dim street lamp, the skirt of the squad leader swaying from side to side because of the fast walking weaved a very beautiful impression in my heart.

The two of them finally walked to the community where the squad leader's house was located, but at the entrance of the south gate of the community, there was a black car parked in the shadow of the building, blocking most of the entrance that was not spacious.

I had to turn sideways and pass the car carefully, and the squad leader slowed down at this time, and returned to the back of me, doing similar actions as me.

"Let's go!" I was just halfway through when the squad leader suddenly pushed my arm, and her hurried tone made me baffled.

Subconsciously used his full eyesight to look into the car:

It turns out that there are people in the car! It's still a man and a woman, undressed, playing with me in the car! What a shame! Find a more secluded place! I really hope that your car is a Transformer, because I can't stand your yin line "Kukuka Kaka" transforming into a robot form, and you inside are all crushed and fractured!

Whether it was during the day or at night, the squad leader's shili was much better than me, and she must have noticed the spring surging in the car a long time ago, so she urged me to go quickly.

But it was the first time for me to watch the car shake from such a close distance, and I couldn't help but slow down my pace, and my eyes widened to see what tricks the men and women inside were playing.

I'm playing Type 69! The seats in the sedan were all flattened, and the woman unceremoniously pressed the two snow buttocks looming in the moonlight on the man's face! And put his black hair diagonally on his back, leaned over, and was doing special services to the man's friends! I can't see it clearly, but I'm definitely doing that!

Even if it is my two ordinary dog eyes, I can see vaguely and dryly, I wonder if the squad leader's two sniper ink pupils whose night vision ability breaks through the sky, can see the living spring palace in the car.

Although the squad leader did not want to look at it, he was blocked by me and could not move forward, so he was finally forced to visit with me for a few seconds, and then turned his face away in shame.

I felt that if I didn't leave, the squad leader would come and kick me, so I had to reluctantly wave goodbye to the men and women in the car, hoping that when I came out of the squad leader's house, they would continue.

After such an episode, the two of us suddenly became awkward, and neither of us spoke first.

When I entered the unit door, the squad leader wanted to walk in front of me, so that he could open the door for me on the fifth floor first, but he suddenly remembered that if I walked the stairs one after the other, my buttocks would be facing my face, which was very easy to think of the discordant posture of the man and woman who shook the car just now. So she walked behind me angrily, and kept firing a questioning glance at my back.

Alas, I can't see the squad leader with my eyes, but I think about the squad leader in my heart! Speaking of which, the woman who shook the car seemed to have the same long hair as the squad leader, and she was so bold to do this kind of thing at the gate of the community, which is really in line with foreign standards! Anyway, after the squad leader becomes a policewoman in the future, the bureau will equip her with a police car, right? If I could hold the squad leader in a police uniform and shake her in the police car......

No, no, no, can't think about it anymore! My mind is so filthy! It must be because H Man has watched too much!

"We're just junior high school students."

When I stopped on the fifth-floor platform, the squad leader said something behind me, as if to warn me not to be cranky.

She skillfully inserted the key into the lock and opened the security door.

I followed, put two tubs of soybean oil on the floor, and wondered if I should go home now, or stay for a glass of water before leaving.

"Let's take a break before we go." The squad leader handed me a pair of slippers.

I joked with the squad leader while changing my shoes: "It's so late, aren't you afraid of luring the wolf into the room?" ”

The squad leader clasped his hands in front of his chest and glanced at Shu Zhe's closed bedroom door.

"My brother is also at home, I don't believe you have such courage."

Very inopportunely, I remembered the advice that Ai Shuqiao had made to me: "Which girl in the school did you fall in love with, and raped her!" I'll give you the aftermath! ”

Then I laughed self-deprecatingly.

Maybe I've already done that in a certain dimension, but in the so-called "main shijie", I still have this self-control ability, so that I don't have to be impatient to rape her at the home of a female classmate after watching the car earthquake.

Having said that, if I really want to be unfavorable to the squad leader, her useless brother may not be able to help much, I think Shu Zhe may have three reactions:

(1) Hiding in the bedroom and not coming out, ignoring his sister's miserable cries for help.

(2) I opened the bedroom door with a crack and used a digital camera to secretly record the whole process of my assault on her sister as a prop to blackmail me afterwards.

(3) Shout "You dare to touch my sister!?" "Then come first with a "Shenluo Heavenly Expedition", then a "Crescent Moon Heavenly Chong", zuihou with a "Six Reincarnation Chop", and I will die with my breath.

Of course, there is a possibility that Zuihou happened on the K0356 Shijie line, where the Shijie line pig has wings, and the Chinese men's football team has won the Shijie Cup championship.

The squad leader poured me a cup of homemade sour plum soup from the refrigerator, and then shouted to Shu Zhe in the bedroom:

"Xiao Zhe, you come out to say hello to the guests!"

After I heard a suspicious sound like picking up the traces of masturbation, Shu Zhe reluctantly opened the door and walked out.

"It turned out to be Brother Ye Lin, why did you come here so late?"

Shu Zhe was wearing striped silk pajamas, and his hair was unexpectedly a little unkempt, so he went to the bathroom to dip it in some water and straighten out his hair.

I took a sip of sour plum soup and replied, "It's not because you're a lazy person that you refuse to accompany your sister to buy soybean oil, but I was caught by your sister as a coolie!" ”

The squad leader, who was wiping the footprints in the hallway with a rag, raised his head and glared at me, as if to say: Obviously you took the initiative to help, but I didn't catch you as a coolie!

Shu Zhe smiled: "Brother Ye Lin, you help your sister carry something, and you won't suffer, and everyone is not an outsider......

The squad leader raised his head again and glared at Shu Zhe, so that Shu Zhe stopped talking nonsense.

I suddenly remembered that after letting Shu Zhe blow up the balloon last time, he was wearing women's clothes and wearing a wig to go home, and this time I happened to bring a schoolbag, and I should take the opportunity to recycle the wig and women's clothes, so as not to put it here and risk being discovered by the squad leader.

So I stood up, pretended to be casually pacing in the direction of Shu Zhe's bedroom, and asked Shu Zhe at the same time:

"Have you finished reading the CD of Science Exploration that I lent you last time?"

Smart and clever like Shu Zhe, of course he knew what I really meant, but to my surprise, he suddenly turned red, walked over quickly, and blocked the door of his bedroom, not wanting to let me in.

"Brother Ye Lin, I'm ...... I've only seen half of it, so I'll give it back to you next week. ”

Huh? I'm talking about women's clothing and wigs, and of course you're answering those two things, so why are you still using them with them? Using these two things right under my sister's nose, you're walking a tightrope! In case of an incident at the east window, it will involve me!

I have to see what is going on inside the bedroom you want to hide!