In the office, Xiao Yemeng and Ji Hongfei were muttering there.

"Speak ill of people behind your back, right?" Fang Xinning felt that their expressions were a little strange, so she asked casually. Ji Hongfei said: "Yes, oh no, at least it's not a bad thing." Fang Xinning said: "It's not good to say that no one is good, I look a little nervous, as if I want to poison someone." ”

"Teacher Fang," Xiao Yemeng said, "I want to ask you something, where did my sister-in-law make her fortune?" "Sister-in-law?" Fang Xinning didn't understand what Xiao Yemeng meant for a while. Xiao Yemeng said: "It seems that you really don't understand the text, to put it in layman's terms, it is to ask where your daughter-in-law works." Fang Xinning said: "Me? Happy bachelor. He didn't want to recruit Ji Meiting because he didn't want to tell others about some of his privacy, let alone show off anything with Ji Meiting.

"Really?" Xiao Yemeng was a little surprised, and said, "Then why don't you hurry up and beg me?" This girl can you with this heart. I'm here, there is a super haode beauty, you will definitely be tempted. Ji Hongfei pushed her and didn't let her talk any more. That's right," Xiao Yemeng still had to say, "She is our companion, that is, Teacher Ji...... Relatives, right, Mr. Ji? "It makes Ji Hongfei very unnatural.

At this time, the phone rang. Fang Xinning went outside to answer the phone.

I only heard Xiao Yemeng muttering behind him: "What kind of call, do you have to go out to answer it?" ”

Just now, it was Fang Xinning who was muttering to the two of them, and they were commenting on this male colleague who was full of vigor and seemed to have endless energy all day long. Xiao Yemeng, with her woman's unique sensitivity, heard the thoughts of her friend Ji Hongfei from her words. She secretly made up her mind to bring Fang Xinning and Ji Hongfei together. Achieving a marriage and winning the seventh-level floating slaughter, this merit, she is determined to do it.

Of course, they wouldn't know that in the distant Xincheng City, Ji Meiting was also fighting wits and courage with her parents over the matter with Fang Xinning.

On this day, Deputy Mayor Ji had a cold and happened to rest at home. Ji's mother said: "Old Ji, you don't care, if you continue like this, your daughter will be old in our family." She's not in a hurry, and you're not in a hurry? This kind of thing is easy to drag, and it is not good for outsiders to talk about it, those who know that our daughter's eyes are high, and those who don't know think that our daughter has something wrong. Ji Meiting said on the side: "There are more problems than me." Deputy Mayor Ji said, "Oh? And a single girl older than you? That's a problem. Ji Meiting coquettishly said: "Dad, what can be the problem with this?" I heard my cousin say that in Shanghai, many people don't get married in their thirties, and even if they do, they don't want children. Times are evolving, and some of your ideas are outdated. If you still don't believe me, call your uncle. Ji's mother said disgustedly: "Don't mention Shanghai, we are in Xincheng, look at how many people around us are like you." Why don't you think about it, if we were 'Dink' back then, you would still be here to be honest with us? You still listen to your mother honestly, and go with Aunt Li to meet his nephew tomorrow. He is a doctoral student, young and promising, and very promising. As she spoke, Ji's mother tugged at her husband's shirt. Deputy Mayor Ji understood and said: "I know, well, yes, you have to be talented, good-looking, young and promising, and very promising." Ji Meiting said: "It seems that you have to look at your academic qualifications first to find a partner." Deputy Mayor Ji said: "This is also a plus." Ji's mother said: "People are not only doctors, nor are they handsome, the key is to be good and behaved." ”

Ji Meiting suddenly shouted: "I don't want to listen, I don't want to listen, I don't want to listen." Before the words fell, the person had already rushed to his room like Sun Wukong flying back to Huaguo Mountain with a somersault.

Ji's mother was very helpless: "Could it be that this child is still thinking about that stinky boy?" Deputy Mayor Ji said: "I told you, it's best not to interfere too much in children's affairs." She's an adult and has her own ideas, and we shouldn't always impose our ideas on her. Ji's mother said with an exaggerated expression: "Oh, if you say that, I've become nosy!" Don't just want to sing red face, let me sing white face alone. That's your own daughter, and you can't bear to let her jump into the fire pit? Her three words "oops" are always the most flavorful and expressive. The demeanor and tone that are accustomed to commanding are really hard to show without these three words.

Deputy Mayor Ji said: "Then why is it jumping into the fire pit? Back then, my family was also very poor, and I was also a stinky old ninety-one, didn't you marry too? Aren't you doing well now? Always look people to death. Ji's mother said: "The times are different, the year was the year, and the present is the present." Everyone was poor back then, and no matter how poor they are now, they have no ability and are incapable. I'm embarrassed to say you, you have been a teacher, but how many twists and turns have you spent until today, others don't know, don't you know in your own heart? Deputy Mayor Ji said: "Okay, okay, you are always right, these things are still in your hands." Ji's mother said: "You don't have to say these irresponsible words, anyway, there is only one daughter, I have to let her live a good life, and I will still point to her for the rest of my life." If you want to be with that Fang Xinning, you can't do it. You have also heard me clearly, and you will never be allowed to help him behind my back. Seeing her domineering appearance, it is easy to think of where Ji Meiting's temper was inherited.

Vice Mayor Ji ignored her and went to read the newspaper by himself.

To trace back, there are reasons why Deputy Mayor Ji is afraid of guilt, first of all, for the harmony of the family, and this reason is of course a bit high-sounding; The second is because he was supported by his father-in-law in his early years, although the old man has passed away for many years, Deputy Mayor Ji has been used to bowing his head in front of his wife, perhaps, this is the most important reason why he often feels short of breath when he talks at home.

A family of three, who was talking and laughing just now, is now stretching their faces longer than anyone, and they are angry in one place.

Xiao Yemeng saw that Fang Xinning ignored them, and went to class first with a little anger. Ji Hongfei had been thinking about the question that Fang Xinning had left in the class meeting for several days. What conclusions can be drawn from an experiment with bananas? It's an idealistic experiment, isn't it? After all, bananas are emotionless and can't understand human speech.

After a while, Fang Xinning returned to the office and sat down to prepare for class. With a stomach full of questions, she quietly went over to ask Fang Xinning. That Fang Xinning didn't have time to talk to her, so he handed her a few pieces of paper and let her read it for herself.

Ji Hongfei took a look at the pieces of paper, and saw that there was a title on it, which was "N Endings and Revelations of Two Bananas":

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In this experiment, the two bananas named "Joker" and "Xiaomei" will have different endings due to different treatment during the experiment, and different endings will produce different revelations:

"Joker" and "Little Beauty" are as rotten. Revelation: Don't be influenced by circumstances, as Dante says: "Go your own way and let others say go." ”

The "clown" rotted first. Implications: (1) Be kind to others; (2) Don't be a "clown" in life; If you want to do it, you can be "Xiaomei".

"Xiaomei" rotted first. Revelation: (1) Learn to praise; (2) Moderate setbacks are conducive to progress, as Gorky said, "Suffering is the most haode university." ”

There is no obvious difference between the two, but I hate "clowns" in my heart. Enlightenment: (1) Psychology affects mentality, and mentality can determine everything; (2) Don't look at people with colored glasses.

There is no obvious difference between the two, but I hate "Xiaomei" very much. Revelation: Don't be pampered, don't envy those who are treated favorably and taken care of.

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Contact Zheng Zhenduo's article "Cat" for further discussion. In life, some people are like the first cat, some people are like the second cat, and some people are like the third cat, so how should we treat these cats? If we were a cat ourselves, what would we do?

All in all, there are many things to learn from bananas, including learning to praise, learning to behave, learning to criticize, and so on.

Personal opinion: In fact, there have long been scientists who listen to music for cows and vegetables to get high-quality products. I think it's not that cows and vegetables really know music, but that the sound is beautiful and soft, and if it is replaced by noise that is not in harmony with the environment, the result may be terrible. The sound of praise is also often soft and graceful, while the sound of swearing is undoubtedly noise, so it should have an effect on bananas. Such an effect must be limited, and even difficult to distinguish with the naked eye, and more importantly, it should have a huge impact on the psychology of the experimenter.

It turned out that he had already prepared the class, and it wasn't a random experimental activity. Ji Hongfei walked towards his desk while watching. Fang Xinning suddenly stretched out her hand to ask her, she smiled and said, "I'll copy it down and give it to you." ”

Niu Zhenling looked at it from the side and asked, "Are there really so many ways?" ”

Ma Hua in the same office is the youngest in the language group, half a year younger than Ji Hongfei, and he has always asked Ji Hongfei this and that in the past two days. Seeing Ji Hongfei holding a piece of paper like a baby, he also came over to see it. Ji Hongfei glared at him, making him jump to the side in fright.