Although I don't want to admit it, but Amy and I may have inherited some of Ai Shuqiao's crazy factors in our veins.

In the pouring rain, Amy actually invited me to take a walk in the central pedestrian street of Dongshan City.

Speaking of the Central Pedestrian Street, it was built by the city government when I was in the fifth grade in order to attract tourists (this is probably the time when the compound was demolished and Xiaoqin and I were no longer neighbors), and the architectural style imitates many other city pedestrian streets.

There are too many objects to imitate, and it will inevitably become nondescript.

Once, my father led me to wander around the pedestrian street on a sunny day, and he pointed to the rows of buildings near and far and said to me, this is Baroque, that is Gothic, on the left is French classicism, on the right is postmodernism, we just passed by eclecticism, we are about to pass by Lang Comics......

I was eating the ice cream cones that cost only one dollar a piece at the time, and I wasn't very interested in my father's explanation, but I just felt that it turned out that there were not only people on Shijie who were divided into socialism and capitalism, and even buildings had different isms, and I wondered if these buildings would transform into giant robots like Optimus Prime when night came, and fight for different isms from each other.

If you go for a walk on the pedestrian street with my sister, I'll go there as many times as I want, and I'll buy you as many cones as I want - but don't pick this kind of ghost weather! The Second Ring Road and the Third Ring Road have flooded the Seventh Army! Even if the central pedestrian street is in the center of Dongshan, the highest altitude, it is still ankle-high water!

"Amy, can you go another day?" I consulted with her.

"No way!" Amy flatly refused, "Do you think it's easy for me to get a day off!" A few days ago, you said you loved me, but you didn't even want to go for a walk with me! ”

"But it's raining so hard today, and none of the shops on the pedestrian street will open!"

"Who wants to go to such a lowly place to buy something!" Amy said dismissively, "I'm just going for a walk!" Walk! ”

"That...... In order to reduce the fiscal deficit, Dongshan City generally does not turn on the lights during the day. I reminded her, "The clouds are so thick today, I'm afraid there is neither sunlight nor street lights, what if you fall......"

"That's why I want you to accompany the manservant!" Amy became impatient, "And the lack of sunlight is exactly what I want, don't you know that I am allergic to ultraviolet rays!" I love cloudy days and I love rain! Anyway, you hurry up and get ready, I'll pick you up downstairs in the RV! ”

"Like cloudy days? Love the rain? I covered my mouth and laughed, "Are you a frog?" ”

"Nonsense! You're the frog! Amy said angrily, "And it's the kind of frog that doesn't turn into a prince even if you kiss a hundred times or ten thousand times!" ”

Forget it, genetically speaking, which of us is a frog is not good for the other.

At most, we will become the Frog Prince and the Frog Princess, and there will be a bad-eyed Frog Mother, who wishes we could all turn back into tadpoles so that she can control them.

In desperation, I had to agree to Amy's unreasonable request, and I changed into a long shirt and trousers with rainproof silk, as well as rain boots, so as not to be too embarrassed by the storm.

I was thinking to myself, since the second and third ring roads are all blocked, how can Amy's RV come and pick me up? Could it be that the American's technology is the first, and her RV will not be able to fly?

As it turned out, I was a little off, and this RV, which was made and produced in South Carolina and cost more than $2 million, was an amphibious RV.

Although it cannot be turned into an air force, it is still under pressure to become a navy on the road to a river of accumulated water.

Once in the water, the original appearance of the luxury bus will change, with inflatable bags extending from the sides of the body to provide buoyancy, turning into a luxury yacht in the blink of an eye, and a deck can be lifted from the roof of the car, so that passengers can go to the deck to breathe in the sea breeze or even go fishing.

It's a bunker! Peng Tous drove the RV downstairs to my house, and when he beckoned me to get on the car (boat), he stood at the door of the unit, and was worried about the neighbor's aunt who couldn't play mahjong, and was dumbfounded! As I jumped onto the back deck, I seemed to hear my aunt muttering, "If only I could play mahjong on it once......"

Even if you take a $2 million RV, the first thing that comes to mind is playing mahjong! Auntie, don't be too addicted!

Today, Amy brought unusually few bodyguards, probably because it became a yacht, and the rear deck became a very haode sightseeing position, so the back cabin of the car, which was originally equipped with two rows of bodyguards, like sardine cans, was stored to the side, vacating a clean and tidy white channel.

There are so many places that can be transformed! No wonder it costs 12 million to convert it into RMB!

A trace of sadness suddenly crossed in my heart: Brother Optimus Prime, did you come back to me in this way?

Xiaoqin lied that you were kidnapped by the underworld, but in fact, she hid you in a place where she did not see the light of day, and let you suffer inhumane abuse! You must have run out of energy blocks! You, with your function turned off, attached your soul to Amy's RV, and came to visit me!

Bastard! I'll get you out! For the sake of Optimus Prime, I can no longer see Qin's home as a flood beast! As long as I am given a chance, even if I turn Xiaoqin's bedroom upside down, I will rescue Optimus Prime!

Also, please don't question that the robot weishenme will have a soul, in the cartoon, since the dead red spider can be haunted, Optimus Prime big brother weishenme can't?

I heard my father say that after Guan Yunchang's death, he was sealed all the way by the emperors of all dynasties and generations, and he was directly sealed to the "Ancient Buddha of Gaitian", so Brother Optimus Prime can also become a Buddha! "The Infinite Robot Buddha of the West Heaven" refers to him!

And Optimus Prime's character is much more noble than Guan Yunchang! Dad once saw a copy of "Guan Sheng Emperor Jun Precept Yin Sutra" in the temple, and suddenly daxiao is not stopped! It is said that Guan Yunchang in history has proposed to Cao Cao more than once that he defeated Lu Bu and wanted to give Diao Chan to himself! A woman who wants to ride Lu Bu's red rabbit horse during the day and Lu Bu at night! Proper NTR lovers!

At that time, Cao Cao was full of promises, but Guan Yunchang was not at ease, and came to Cao Cao the next day and said, "Diao Chan, don't forget to give it to me!" Cao Cao muttered in his heart: Is Diao Chan really so beautiful? So after defeating Lu Bu, Cao Cao immediately summoned Diao Chan and found that he really looked like a fairy, and then there was no more! Emperor Guan Shengjun has been fooled! From now on, one "Cao thief" will be inseparable from Cao Cao! How can this kind of person be qualified to write what "Precept Yin Sutra"!

But Optimus Prime is qualified! Big Brother Optimus Prime only has one girlfriend named Aelita! It's a pink car girl who can turn into a racing car! It is said that he died later! In addition, Brother Optimus Prime has no other scandals! Now the rotten girls YY's relationship with Megatron is not counted!

Therefore, what is given away for free in the temple should not be the "Guan Sheng Emperor Ring Yin Sutra", but the "Optimus Prime Ring Yin Sutra"! Although "Optimus Prime" is placed in front of the word "Optimus Yin", it is easy to remind people of things that are not haode (such as "a pillar of Optimus"), but as long as you imagine the pillar of Optimus Prime as the big brother of Optimus Prime, you will be infected by the noble personality of the big brother and achieve the purpose of "quitting yin"!

I was thinking about the serious topic of Optimus Prime when Amy jumped up behind me.

She was wearing a small pink and white slip dress, with a double ponytail hanging naturally behind her head, and a pair of red open-toed sandals at her feet, which was very refreshing.

"Why are you dressed so much?" Seeing that I was wearing a long coat of rain silk, long pants, and a pair of rain boots, Amy was not satisfied.

"You have to dress casually for a walk, you dress like this, how much it affects my mood!"

"But it's rainproof!" I explained, "You'd better wear more than one rain boot too...... Let me tell you, there are several coal mines around Dongshan City, and the rain here is not clean, so be careful of blisters on your feet! ”

When I was a child, I ran out as soon as it rained outside, wading through all kinds of sewage without any scruples, resulting in a lot of painful blisters on my feet.

My dad wanted to pick me open with a needle sterilized by the flame, but I didn't let me say anything, so I continued to run to the street with blisters on my feet.

As a result, it was blocked by the little overlord! He asked the other children to hold me down, and then he pulled down a few straw poles from the grass, and used those straw poles to burst my water blisters one by one!

Torture! I knew that my dad would have helped me break it! Little Overlord has no humanity! I was in tears!

However, because he was splashed with pus from the blisters, Xiaobawang also had several blisters the next day, and it seemed that it was still on his face, and for this matter, I heard that he was still crying in front of his mother.

Well deserved! I didn't expect you to be so squeamish! At that time, I was in a very good mood, and I added half a bowl to each meal!

In retrospect, was it because I was afraid of becoming ugly! Have you been caring about your face since then? If you care so much about your face, why do you want to slap me in the face as soon as you do it!

One of them gets angry when they think about the past! Although I'm 14 years old and don't like robot toys anymore, hurry up and give me back Optimus Prime!

I was warned that wading through the sewage in sandals might cause blisters on my feet, but Amy didn't take it seriously, and instead said:

"I'm not afraid, if I'm sick, I can take a vacation."

Not only did he not listen to me, but he also ordered me to take off my rainproof silk shirt and reveal my short-sleeved white shirt underneath.

Since my sister is so weak that she is not afraid of getting sick, there is no reason for me, the Spartan brother, to be fully armed.

After I took off my shirt, Amy turned her disgruntled gaze back on my rain silk trousers and rain boots.

"Walking in the rain, you just want to feel wet! Take off your pants too! ”

I was embarrassed and said, "I only have panties left in it......"