After much persuasion, Amy reluctantly agreed, and let me wear rainproof pants and rain boots to accompany her for a walk.

Driving along the second ring road that flows into a river, countless private car drivers and public car drivers are trapped in the stagnant water, scolding the meteorological station with hindsight, while looking at the ocean and sighing.

005 held a black umbrella and stood on the back deck of the RV, like Amy inspecting the tank army, with his hands behind his back, watching the traffic jam in the rain in Dongshan City with great joy.

"hahahaha~~~," Amy said proudly, "The drainage system of the Celestial Empire is really lagging behind!" If our American Marines called, wouldn't Dongshan City even be able to dispatch troops? ”

Hit your sister! You really think that your dog is the president of the United States, and he will call when he says he will call!

And don't think that when China and the United States go to war, you can eat potato chips and watch the excitement, you have the blood of the Chinese on your body, and the US government will treat you differently at that time!

You've probably not studied in American history books, have you? I heard my father say that after the "Pearl Harbor Incident", the United States was worried that the Japanese Americans would spy on Japan, so they forced them to sell their houses and businesses, and then send them all to concentration camps! There were 110,000 Japanese Americans, and there were ten camps crammed into concentration camps! There are many people who are insane and even commit suicide!

If China and the United States really start a big war, your situation can only be better, right? If you were still an artist at that time, the lyrics you sang would have to be reviewed by the government in advance, so as not to contain cryptographic information sent to China! When the time comes, you don't want to come to China casually, even if the government allows you to come, it will send you to the front line to work in the army!

No way! No one can discriminate against my sister! Neither can the White House and the Pentagon! Once China and the United States go to war, I will immediately put you under house arrest in China, and then order those lolicon fans in the United States to surrender to our country immediately! Now that it has become the second ring road of the canal, the trapped drivers have sad faces, as if looking at the Western scenery, watching our amphibious RV leisurely drive by.

"Rich people are really good at pretending!" A private car owner driving a BMW scolded from afar.

Although the rain was loud, the man's swear words did not escape Amy's ears.

"Parking! Give me a detour and drive again! Amy gave orders to the bodyguards.

Knowing Penthos, he manipulated the steering wheel and drove the RV to break through the wind, drawing a "U" shaped arc and pasting the thick muddy water on the window glass of the BMW.

After punishing those who had disrespected her, Amy put her hand on the deck railing and ordered the RV to restart.

I walked up to Amy and stood still with my hands on the railing, admiring the rainstorm in Dongshan City from an uncommon angle.

White Lang rolled in front of the deck, drifting over all sorts of garbage from time to time.

There are slippers, plastic flower pots, plush toys, and even a vulgar inflatable doll floating past.

it, this is not what our store sells! Why does it look a little familiar!

After driving through the deepest section of the waterlogged section, the RV re-landed on 8 wheels and started in the heavy rain that still did not slow down.

There were all kinds of stalled vehicles and pedestrians running around on the road, and Amy was happy to see it gloatingly.

She actually hummed a song gradually. For someone like me, who doesn't have much research on music, I think it's a soft rock style.

Of course, the lyrics were all in English, and I couldn't even understand the English conversation, let alone an English song, so I asked 005, who was holding an umbrella next to us: "What is Amy singing?" Is it a song from her own record? ”

Because of the Chinese language environment, 005's Chinese has been much better recently, and he dutifully covered us with a big umbrella and replied:

"It's not Miss Emily's own song, it seems to be 'OnlyHappyWhenitrains.'"

"Huh? What is that? My brow furrowed.

"Hmm...... It's an episode from "The Vampire Diaries", "I'm Only Happy When It Rains". ”

Listening to 005's translation, Amy sang the lyrics to the effect:

I'm only happy when it's raining~ I'm only happy when there's a mess~ Even though I know you don't appreciate it, I'm only happy when it's raining~ You know how happy I am when I hear bad news......

Nima, what is this! It's a song of complete schadenfreude! It's super appropriate in today's situation! You're riding in an amphibious motorhome, and you're given an umbrella by bodyguards...... The others are miserable! Didn't you see that KFC delivery person, the motorcycle crashed into the green belt! Who is so greedy, and they still call takeaway to the door after such heavy rain!

However, this may be the first time I have enjoyed the songs that Amy sings with her sweet voice that makes her happy.

There is no accompaniment, no stage, Amy sings this song that was not written for her, immersed in the shijie of the music.

In the style of light rock, Amy's loli voice is difficult to grasp the essence of the essence, but it exudes an alternative beauty, close your eyes, you will feel that the song takes you to a shijie made of crystal glass, the zenith is decorated with water droplets that sparkle with colorful light, falling with the rhythm in turn, striking a perfect echo on the crystal.

I rested my elbows on the railing and looked at my sister's side face like a fairytale princess, and I was stunned for a moment.

"What are you laughing at?" Amy suddenly stopped singing, turned her head to me, and said, "Are you laughing at me for being out of tune?" ”

That's when I realized I had a smile on my face.

"I haven't heard the original song, and even if you sing it out of tune, I don't know."

"And you weishenme laugh?"

"Listening to what you used to mean, you seem to hate singing, and from what you just saw, it's not exactly like that!"

"What the hell is going on? Make it clear! Amy seemed to hate ambiguous statements, and she stared at me with a pair of cat-like blue eyes.

"It's just, it's just that you're not bad at music! I think you're still very talented at singing, and there are a lot of people who like you, and it's not just because they're Lolita! ”

My compliment seemed to be very useful to Amy, but she deliberately turned her face away.

"I don't need a valet to admit me! Don't think I'm going to be happy if I say something like that! ”

After a while, he seemed to think of something troublesome again, pouted and said:

"None of the songs my mom asked me to write to me were my favorites! Once I wrote a song by myself, and my mother only read two lines and tore it off! I even said that the lyrics I wrote were childish! Don't you specifically like to have people write childish songs for me! ”

"I can sing whatever I like, and I don't have to go to the stage to jump around, I just hide in a place where no one can see and sing quietly......"

Huh? Your request is a little strange! Speaking of singing behind the scenes, Yang Peiyi, who provided a real voice to Lin Miao at the 08 Olympic Games, didn't he do this! Could it be that you, who have become a star, want to be the lip-syncing assistant behind the star!

On the way to the Central Pedestrian Street, I had a French breakfast in the restaurant of the motorhome, and although I don't know the name of the dish, the fried golden meatloaf, the cutely shaped poached eggs, and the crepes with bacon and lettuce rolled all made me have an appetite and double my physical strength while fully recovering from my injuries.

Amy sat across from me and watched me gobble up with interest, she ate only half a croissant with fruit herself, and never ate it again.

"Delicious, right? Haven't eaten it, have you? Amy asked me in a narrow manner as she poked the bread with a fork.

Although I have long recognized the craftsmanship of this French chef in my heart, as a citizen of the Celestial Empire with a long history of food culture, I have to harden my mouth.

"That's it!" I said, "Because when I was in elementary school, I learned that 'Chinese food is hard work', so I barely finished it!" ”

Amy didn't seem to believe it, and continued to treat half a croissant as an enemy who didn't share the sky, poking and poking happily.

"Don't poke it!" I said, "Do you know that Lang Fei is guilty of food?" The North Korean people are still hungry! If you don't eat it, I'll eat it for you! ”

After speaking, he reached out and grabbed half a piece of croissant, threw it directly into his mouth, chewed and swallowed it in a few bites.

Not to mention, there is a smell of honey, and I heard that natural beehives are used in the baking process, which is really a luxury thing, and it is not in the same dimension as the croissants sold in the supermarket!

Amy kicked me from under the table.

"You manservant is really unruly, no one said that he would give you that half of the bread!"

I made a disapproving expression, "Eating is eating, it's good if I don't think you're dirty." ”

"Think I'm dirty?" Amy smacked her lips defiantly, "You have been staring at this piece of bread that has been sublimated by my lips and teeth for a long time, right?" Valet, what does my saliva taste like? Is it sweet? ”

Sweet your sister! That sweetness is the work of the bees, is it good? If your bodily fluids are all sweet, the only result is that you will be eaten by the ants that swarm you in the middle of the night! Ants love candy the most!

"You don't answer, do you? Don't think I'm going to let you go if you don't speak," Amy choked her nose, "what a crime you should be guilty of eating my toys without permission!" ”

"How can you use food as a toy...... I muttered, "at most I'll be your toy!" ”

Amy immediately jumped up with excitement, a sharp fork in her right hand, trying to crawl over to me from the dinner table, her bare knee knocking over a plate of small desserts, stained with white cream.

Nima is going to murder his brother! Don't come near me with that sharp fork! Others faint, I faint! Don't crawl over and laugh like a female goblin who wants to eat Tang monk's meat!

Zuihou, it turned out to be a French chef who saved my life.

The way he saved me was, in an emotional way, rushing to the back deck, waving his arms and shouting in French: "I'm not alive anymore!" Don't stop me! Let me die! ”