Three or four pink rooms with nine women and one man
The Queen Mother knew that under normal circumstances, her seven daughters gathered in one room, it was definitely not a good thing, either it was an underwear show, or they couldn't watch a movie, since they were dressed so neatly now, there was only one possibility left.
The Queen Mother walked into the room of the fairy in red and searched everywhere for the audio-visual player, but was disappointed to find nothing.
"Queen mother, we're just chatting, how can a mother think about her daughter so much." The fairy in purple likes to be coquettish the most, and since the Weaver Girl fell out of favor, she has been the queen mother's favorite daughter.
"What good can the seven of you get together? Have you lost my face less in the past few years? There are more than 30 discs confiscated by me alone, and there are various types, you are not taboo, if other immortals know, won't our royal reputation be ruined? ”
"Queen Mother, listen to what you mean, have you read all those plates?" The Weaver Girl interjected.
"Of course not!"
"But the queen mother, you are familiar with the plot enough, and you have worked hard to classify the plate. We have peace of mind knowing that those plates are well kept with you. ”
The Weaver Girl's words were damaged enough, and the Queen Mother also knew that she had lost her words, and her face suddenly became a little annoyed and angry.
"I'm looking at it with a critical eye, how do I know how deeply poisoned you are if I don't look at it? Besides, how can those plates have a plot? The Queen Mother raised her voice to hide her weakness.
"Yes, yes, we understand, just like the leaders of the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television have to leave a complete version of a movie after cutting it beyond recognition, and just like the anti-pornography team has to leave the contact information of the ladies so that they can communicate at any time in the future and do further ideological and political work for them." The fairy in purple had an understanding expression.
"Don't be foolish, what the hell are you doing?" The queen mother decided to change the topic, there are important things to do today, the matter of the CD, and the next time I catch these little girls, I will teach them a good lesson.
"Queen Mother, we were originally looking for my sister to go to the SPA, but my sister is inconvenient today, and we are planning to leave." The second fairy in Tsing Yi said.
The Queen Mother looked at the fairy in red, and the fairy in red immediately pointed to the queen mother the blood red on the bed.
"Hmph, even if you pass the customs, find me a place to sit down, and I have something to tell you about my mother."
"Queen Mother, I'm small and dirty here, let's go to the teahouse and talk about something." The fairy in red said with a bitter face.
People say that it is easy to invite God and difficult to send God, and this is not true at all. And the fairy in red found that she was even more sad today, the immortals all came uninvited, did not leave, and gathered more and more, which is terrible.
"What's the matter, none of us have shed blood, wouldn't it be nice to change the sheets with a new one, I can't let others know what my mother wants to say today."
The queen mother thought that she could be regarded as having come to her daughters for help, and her attitude was much more tactful, and she put on the appearance of a loving mother.
"Can't change ...... I...... I didn't have any new sheets, so I took them and washed them. The fairy in red knew that the sheet could never be replaced.
"That's okay, first cover the bloodstains with a blindfold, just a few words for my mother, and leave after speaking."
"That's not good, I can't sit on the bed, and I don't have enough stools."
"Oh, sister, what's so difficult about this, it's all dirty anyway, let's help you remove the quilt and sheets first, and then sit on the bed board."
The purple-clothed fairy was already standing by the bed, and when she spoke, she had already turned around and lifted the red quilt.
"Don't~" The fairy soul in red flew into the sky.
This is the fairy world, which is outside the sky, so the soul can only fly outside the sky.
"Ah~ah~wow~" The fairy in purple spit out three interjections in a row.
Ah, there are people in the quilt; Ah, a man without clothes; Wow, a man without clothes!
There is no shyness, no hands to hide their faces, there is joy and intent.
As the purple-clothed fairy shouted like she had found a treasure, all nine female animals in the room instinctively gathered around.
"Don't look, don't look! Say you, why are you still taking pictures, dare to send a meager (Bo) and cut off the sisterhood relationship with you! The fairy in red stood in front of the bullbolt, blocking the eyes of the others.
"The eldest sister steals men."
"This man's skin is so good."
"It's good-looking, too."
"He can't seem to move, it can't be that he is frozen."
"It can't be that the eldest sister went to the Nether to pick flowers."
"This man's bleeding, the eldest sister is playing too much."
The six fairies were judged at once, which made Niu Zhuzhu's cheeky face blush a little.
In fact, Niu Shuzhu also has a dazzling feeling, in the quilt for so long, at first glance I can't open my eyes when I see the sun, in this situation I see so many beauties surrounding me, and I am wearing clothes of various colors, so that he has a feeling of being in the heavens and the earth, the sea and the sky.
The fly in the ointment is that I couldn't see the expected underwear show, which somewhat disappointed Niu Shuzhu.
Rulan's face was red and white, she didn't expect that the man who had sworn to her not long ago would climb into the bed of the fairy in red so quickly.
Anger gathered in Rulan's chest, causing her chest to rise and fall violently, and the tumbling chest attracted the gaze of Niu Zhuzhu.
If a man is surrounded by a woman in a circle, then after the initial astonishment, his gaze will instinctively fall on the woman with the biggest cup.
Niu Xuanzhu wanted to throw himself into Rulan's arms and tell him about the pain of being imprisoned and bound, but he couldn't move or open his mouth.
Fortunately, he saw that Rulan was separating the crowd and rushed towards him.
Sure enough, it's my good wife, this is called a heart, she must have come to save herself. Niu Zhuzhu was moved.
"Smack~" Rulan, who squeezed through the crowd, slapped Niu Zhuzhu's face hard.
"Hey, don't fight, it won't look good if it's swollen." The purple-clothed fairy grabbed Rulan.
"Let go of me, he's mine, let me beat him to death." Rulan wanted to say that this man made it himself, but because he was so angry, he didn't express it clearly for a while.
"What everyone found together is everyone's, why do you say it's yours?" The fairy in purple does not follow the way.
He ...... He's not a good guy! ”
"The man is not bad, we don't love him, he is so handsome, I just won't let you fight!" The fairy in purple crossed her hands on her hips.
"Yes, that's my guy in my bed, and I won't let you hit him." The fairy in red also came over to take the lead for the cow.
Rulan wanted to scold these top in the fairy world, but thinking about her identity, she could only endure it, and then think about how long she had been worried about Niu Zhuzhu, her heart was full of grievances.
I can't afford to provoke it, I'll always hide. Rulan stomped her foot, snorted, and turned to walk towards the door.
"Rulan, why are you going?" The Queen Mother stood in front of Rulan.
The queen mother has been watching the play, she looks at the man not just to look at the face, but the fairy in red bent his legs in front of him in order to hide the cow bolt in the quilt, so although the person is naked, it is difficult to see the key place. If it weren't for Rulan's negative anger to leave, the Queen Mother would have waited to see if she could see those places that needed to be mosaic.
She can't let Rulan go, and if Rulan leaves, her affairs will be difficult to handle.
"Godmother, I don't want to stay here today, can you let that friend wait two more days? Even let her think about whether a man is worthy of pity, as the so-called poor person must have his hate. Rulan said resentfully.
"No, you have to help me today, I'll tie up the person on the bed and give it to you in a while, and you can do whatever you want with it then." The Queen Mother said.
Here, the Queen Mother and Rulan are bargaining, and over there, the Seven Fairies have already started a war for the Niu Bolt Pillar.
The fairy in red grabbed the hair of the fairy in green clothes, and the fairy in green clothes held the waist of the fairy in red clothes, the hand of the fairy in purple almost touched the bull bolt pillar, but was dragged from the bed to the ground by the fairy in blue and the fairy in yellow, the three of them rolled into a ball, the weaver girl was the most brave, stepped on the body of the fairy in blue and jumped towards the bed hungry tiger to eat, but I didn't expect the fairy in orange to suddenly appear and collide with her.
At this time, what sisterhood, what respect for the old and love for the young, what Kong Rong let the pear, they can't care about it, and now they only know that there is only one naked man, and they can't eat fresh if they don't grab it.
Not everyone can have the blessing to see the seven beauties fighting at the scene, not to mention that as the battle escalates, the fairies' clothes are constantly torn in a "hiss-la-la" sound, and more and more skin and flesh are exposed, and the level of the picture has also climbed all the way.
As the raggedness of the Seven Fairies' clothes continued to increase, the eyes of the Niu Shuzhu became wider and wider, and the nosebleed that had just stopped was in danger of erupting.
At this time, the Jade Emperor was on his way back to the imperial study, and happened to pass by the room of the fairy in red, and when he heard a strange sound in the room, he pushed the door open.
"What's going on? You all let me go! ”
The Jade Emperor was startled by the chaotic domestic violence scene in front of him, and hurriedly stopped drinking.
The seven fairies, of course, their current appearance is called the seven shrews, and they are too exalted to hear the voice of the Jade Emperor, and their movements all stopped for a moment.
"Why are you here?" The Queen Mother looked back at the Jade Emperor suspiciously.
"Beloved wife, why are you here?" The Jade Emperor said in surprise.
"Jade Emperor, you came just in time to show you something." Rulan grabbed the Jade Emperor and walked to the bed.
"Rulan, let it go, what should I do if the queen mother misunderstands, I'm still in the review period." The Jade Emperor kept struggling.
"Look, your daughters are fighting for this man." Rulan pointed to the cow bolt pillar on the bed.
"Why are you here again?" The Jade Emperor simply couldn't accept this reality.
For the first time, the Jade Emperor felt that his brain was not enough, and he couldn't imagine how things happened and developed, he couldn't figure it out, a man, weishenme was first unclear with his wife, and then he knocked himself hard, and now he was lying on the bed of his eldest daughter, and his seven daughters were still working hard for him, what the hell was going on.
"Okay, you bullbolt, who do you say you are? You're still not letting me live? You're in a pink room with my wife, seven daughters, and goddaughter, are you trying to serve the woman next to me? The Jade Emperor's beard was upturned.
I really don't know what the Jade Emperor would feel like if he knew that Niu Shuzhu had even eaten Chang'e's tofu, people were more popular than people and died of immortals, and Niu Shuzhu was also the first person in ancient and modern times.